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Different Accounts: -!/SuperNothin - Super-Cool-Nobody">Super-Cool-Nobody

Movie & TV Quotes:

"Your concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!" - Lrrr (Futurama)

"Alright everyone, lets make cancer feel foolish!" - The Janitor(Scrubs)

"Four scores & seven years ago, I had a funny hat." - Dean (Supernatural)

"Shawn, look! Is that Shane's head up Vince's butt?" - Triple H
"It is!!" - HBK
"And look at that! There's Vince gettin' pedigreed by me, and his butts naked." - Triple H
"It is!!" - HBK
"And would you look at this. The sacred Muscle & Fitness cover! Who would do such a thing?" - Triple H
"It is!!" - HBK

"Okay, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

If you have ever slipped while getting out of the shower and fallen right into your cat's litter box, you have my pity.

If you think that those stupid, stubborn, greedy kids should give the poor Trix rabbit his Trix, copy & paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this if you're a fan of Severus Snape and SOBBED for an HOUR OR MORE when he died in "The Deathly Hallows."

I like cheese. I have seen a purple cow. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't 2 moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but really I'm just random! If you're random & proud, copy & paste this onto your profile.

"To be is to do."
"To do is to be."
"Do be do be do."

My mind works like flash and then it's gone.

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12.. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity