Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
This is just some funny things i have found that i think is really funny
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Edward Cullen)
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other
If you have ever tripped over air
i've got a jar of dirt. i've got a jar of dirt. and guess what's inside it.
Edward Cullen-Sexier than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916
Jasper Hale-Charming ladies since 1843
Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916
Alice Cullen-Quirkier than you since 1901
Man: Where have you been all my life?