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Joined 10-08-07, id: 1393703, Profile Updated: 01-12-11
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Inheritance Cycle, Fullmetal Alchemist, Discworld, Chronicles of Narnia, and Malcolm in the Middle.

I'm a boy, seventeen, I read and write for entertainment. I live in a land far far away (which is to say, South-eastern Europe). And that's all you need to know about me (probably even more than you need).

I've been doing a lot of story deleting lately, because I just don't like what I write. Maybe I should keep the worthless stuff though, because every experience is valuable.

And obviously I lie to people when I tell them I'm not into angst.

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Singing Paeans to the Stars by ilysia reviews
A repository of small tales that span the entirety of Narnia's history, in no chronological order. Twenty-four: Narnia loses many things in its hundred years of sleep, and she is one of them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,578 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009
Borne of Habit by usedusernames reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP! Warning for attempted suicide/suicidal ideation. A story about being unwell and getting better with the help of family and oneself.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Malcom
Collection by usedusernames reviews
GEN fic. Warning for attempted suicide. Fics under 2,000 words long. Story 4 summary: "What do you think happens when you die?"
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Malcom, Reese
In Dangerous Places by ilysia reviews
He'd done many stupid things in his life, but getting himself caught and imprisoned had to be in the top ten. Possibly the top five. Edmund is in a bind.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Glimpses of Gold by ilysia reviews
Tales of the Kings and Queens of Narnia during the Golden Age from the time they entered through the Wardrobe until they left by the same way, told in 100 chronological drabbles.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
By Royal Decree by rthstewart reviews
A corset is a lie and a fiction and the fiction may be better than the reality. Unless, you are the Just King and you aren't going to take it anymore. Seasonal allergies; taxes; reflections on clotted cream. Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,850 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Elflantis by tielan reviews
John ventures out of Elflantis' borders, into Pegaxie and meets...a pixie.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
A Good Pair of Eyes by ugahill reviews
General Hank Landry is intrigued by the unconventional looks shared by Dr. Elizabeth Weir and Lt. Colonel John Sheppard. Can he get to the bottom of this mystery--and employ their power for his own?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
As Iron by ilysia reviews
A vicious enemy learns that what appears to be weakness is truly the Narnian kings' greatest strength.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Odysseus Reached Home Alone by Protector of Canon2 reviews
A poem about the wife of an anonymous soldier in Odysseus' army.
Homer - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Ankh Morpork Malady: Or, Where Alchemists Go Wrong by Gogol reviews
Madam comes to Ankh-Morpork! Vimes' desk explodes! Angua blacks out! Sybil darns Vimes' socks! COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION? Venture on, dear reader, to find out. **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,757 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
In the Lap of the Gods by elecktrum reviews
If you were offered a chance to learn about the future, would you take it?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Ask Anko by dave-d reviews
A famous fortune teller retires. Wanting to shift attention to someone else, she fingers an unwilling Anko as her replacement. Tsunade wants the jounin to accept. Why? What might happen, with Orochimaru's former apprentice calling the shots?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
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The Question and the Answer reviews
Some can find the answer to the question at the very end, but some cannot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The World Was Silent reviews
A translation of "Светът мълчеше". Five drabbles about the four Pevensies: each of the siblings deal with their first return from Narnia in their own way.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011
Светът мълчеше reviews
Пет кратки истории за четирите деца, след като се завръщат от Нарния.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - Bulgarian - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
Където дриадите танцуват
Едмънд търси мястото, където дриадите танцуват, за да намери забрава. Но това, което всъщност намира, е последното нещо, което очаква.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - Bulgarian - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Wizard
The greatest wizard in Narnia sat alone in his house in the forest in the perfect world that he himself had created.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
The Beginning and the End reviews
An accident changes Malcolm's life forever. But is this a new beginning, or an end to everything?
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Old Beginnings and New Ends reviews
Malcolm has made a mess out of his life; he's secluded and withdrawn and won't talk to anybody. But can one phone call change that? A series of short stories, unrelated to each other.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010
The City Watch Files reviews
The papers on Sam Vimes's desk lead their own life. There are, though, some of them that enjoy his special attention.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008
The Heart of the Dragon reviews
Unrelated to each other short stories.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Eragon S., Saphira
The Chronicles of Narnia reviews
The story of Narnia as it is told in the letters and memoirs of the Kings, the Queens and the Narnians themselves.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008
Cohen the Farmer reviews
Cohen has finally decided to settle down, but he has no idea of the terrible perils that civilization holds specially for him. Set before "Interesting times" Edit: United the two chapters into one.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Just a Game reviews
Havelock Vetinari has one last thing to do before he dies. But why is it that Death doesn't like the idea? What could it possibly be?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Equivalency
Thoughts on the final conclusion of the anime
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Ramensick reviews
The unthinkable has happened: Naruto is in hospital because he ate too much ramen. What happens when an unexpected visitor appears? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chosen by the Gods reviews
Konoha during the Fourth's rule. The shinobi world is at war, chaos rules and on top of that, the Kyuubi is ravaging the land of Fire. In such dark times, only the Gods can help him protect his people and answer his prayers. But what if they do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
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