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Joined 10-08-07, id: 1394147, Profile Updated: 11-28-07

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Anyways, I'm Emmi. Well that's my online name/Nickname. :P I'm fourteen, and I have a slight obsession[if you call daydreaming all day about Twilight and talking about it to anyone who'd listen a slight obsession with the Twilight series. Mostly the Cullen males. coughcoughCarlislecoughcough. Huh? Carlisle? Yup, thats right. Despite my username, I am in love with Carlisle Cullen. To me, he's better than Edward, but not by a lot. Carlisle is really compassionate, loving, caring, and mature. He's blond, has a British accent, and is a doctor too. Hehe ; All my tests/homework have the word Carlisle on them, with hearts and sparkles. My teacher thinks he's my boyfriend. Ha. I wish. Anyways I have about 8 fanfics in my notebook-I'm still wondering if I should post them up here or not, hehe. You'll be seeing one soon though. Well that's pretty much it. Go to my favorites and read the stories there. The ones I would recommend are

Vampires in Vegas

Parenting 101

Family Therapy, Cullen Style

(all of them by vjgm)

Meyer University by Sh.c

Clubbing by waitsiriusly411

Have fun reading =)

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Boxers Or Briefs by passionfornight reviews
The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Light bulb challenged by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Bella replaces a light bulb... or attempts to. Lets just say it all unfolds from there. I promise I will write more if you like it. I've got big plans! Muahahaha! Remind me never to do that again!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Forbidden Passion by YoricksSkull reviews
What happens when Edward accidently catches his forbbiden fruit, not being so inncocent? B&E Beware the tides of Lemons!88,000 plus hits! Read REVIEW and enjoy! A twisted tale to get hooked on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,800 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Yin & Yang by MysticalSaphira reviews
Edward and Bella finally consummate their love after a series of events. But what will happen when a new threat ends up in Forks to destroy them all? Can Bella and Edward stand up to face one of the greatest evils they have ever met? Chap 19.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,679 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Edward's Birthday Surprise by StupidShinyVolvoOwner reviews
Edward's 'human' birthday is coming up, and Bella turns the tables on Edward when she comes up with a surprise party. As Bella, Alice, and Rosalie plan the party while Edward is gone, Bella starts remembering things from the past... Completed...or is it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Bella's Talent by EdwardEclipse reviews
What happens when Alice creates a new game to help Bella find something she's good at and the entire Cullen family gets involved? Plus a surprising twist that may change Forks forever! Read to find out more!Rated T just in case! Sequel: Senseless
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Edward and Bella's Daughter Blair by Blair Cullen reviews
My name is Blair Cullen. I am 15 years old and I am part human and part vampire. Yes you heard me right. My mom got pregnant with me before she was turned and didn’t found out till after she was turned like a month after.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
Aro's Little Human Pet by lbj reviews
Aro adopts some pets...human pets that is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,467 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,485 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Fading Moments by BookLover1778 reviews
WARNING! LEMON! Edward and Bella are together. But their Relationship is tested when Victoria comes, and threatens the Cullen's. What will happen when Edward moves away, but leaves a small part of himself in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Coming Home by keepingthepeace reviews
Bella was changed 100 years ago. What happens when she and the Cullens return to live in Forks? ON TEMPORARY LEAVE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,733 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Vampire by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Bella's transformation in becoming a vampire from her point of view , along with how she adjusts to being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,234 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Switch Of An Eternity by poplikeapoptrt3 reviews
Everything is the same in Forks until Edward and Bella switch bodies! Can Bella handle being a vampire. Can Edward handle being human? Can the they cope with the others' problems? I guess you'll find out....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
I'm About To Break by boopboopglee reviews
Starting on the Plane ride home from Italy Bella begins hearing Edwards thoughts..., you guys can tell me if you want me to continue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Bella's House by Babbit.ramblings reviews
Okay so what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to visit Bella at 3 am, please read and review! T for some language, UPDATED chapter 1 please tell me if it's better. Chapter 27 is,finally, now here! author formally known as mybrandofherion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Bella's Lust by sighfangsigh reviews
Bella's lusting and bad but when edward wont sleep with her so who will she turn to? LEMONS LOTS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Eyes of Gold, Car of Silver by TimePasses reviews
What if Bella decided to get groceries on her first day in Forks? Before she met Edward? BE. My first Twilight fic. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Bella, Edward
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
A Mother's Struggle by Heartbroken1 reviews
Quil’s imprint is a difficult for everyone to understand. It’s especially hard for Claire’s parents. They must now struggle with what all of this means for the future of their little girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Game by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella goes to a forks high football game with the cullens. No one ever said vampires couldn't like football too. Who will she meet there, and why does the other team want her in their cheering section? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Morning Star by Consultant by Day reviews
Spoilers. Post Eclipse. Bella's wish to fully experience her humanity before changing has unexpected consequences for the entire family when she provokes the wrath of the Volturi. Please R&R. All characters, etc. Stephenie Meyer's. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,919 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Anti Venom by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
Bella and Edward just returned from their honeymooon and Bella is scheduled to become a vampire the next day. A surprise visitor shows up with an antidote to becoming a vampire! Will Edward choose to become human again? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
461 Signs That You Are Obsessed With This Series by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Exactly as the title says.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Bella Quiz Mania! by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella's bored and decides to check out a quiz site. What will she find? You can take the quizzes too! Please Read and Review, slight spoilers. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Obsidian Thirst by Quesse Silme reviews
Bella will stop at nothing to become a vampire. She pushes Edward too far one night, and regrets her decision.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
You're a Vampire? by BeautyXBlessedGuard reviews
[Role Reversal] Edward's the human and Bella's the vampire. What will happen when these two meet? Will their love survive the many problems they face? See what happens in this twisted tale of love and vampires! ExB, AXJ, EXR, CXE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Be Brief by tanyart reviews
Max is doing the laundry, which is innocent enough. Throw in Fang’s underwear and then there’s bound to be trouble. [mild!fax]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
My Own Breaking Dawn by jashaw reviews
I know there are alot of post eclipse stories out there but try it you might like it! I tried to stick very close to the story line so hopefully we can all experience a glimpse of what steph might have in store for us!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,048 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
It's Not That Simple by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Bella is finally going to become a vampire. Her dream come true. Now everything will be better, everything will be perfect. . . right?As usual, things are NEVER that simple. Bella learns the ENTIRE truth about being a vampire, good AND bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007
The Monster Within by vjd reviews
AU: What if Edward could not control himself and went to Bella's that day after school? What if thier relationship started with Bella being a vampire not a human? Takes place after Chapter One in Twilight. Review plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Monster by LovelyPriestess reviews
[COMPLETE] Esme’s past included an abusive husband… What if that 'husband' had been unknowingly turned into a vampire, and he’s come back, more than seventy years later, to reclaim his wife? After all, they were never 'properly' divorced. [E x C][B x E]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,499 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Dazed and Confused by TheSmartypants reviews
For StepOnMe. Chaos ensues when Max and Iggy accidentally switch bodies. Max struggles with being blind, Iggy discovers the joys of being a girl, and Fang gets very confused... [Fax] CHAPTER THREE IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Guidelines to Writing a Good Maximum Ride FanFic by EdwardAddict reviews
So you want to write a MaxRide fic. But how to start? How can you avoid being terribly clichéd? How can you avoid getting flamed? All this and more in the complete guide to writing. Finally complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
This Book is about WHAT? by FriendofFoes reviews
Bella picks up a new book at the library. What will happen when she finds out it's Twilight.......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen: A History by Falling.Twilight reviews
My History Professor asked me to write a... brief essay about Edward just to piss me off. What he doesn't know is that it will be ME who pisses HIM off when he realizes I got... carried away as regards the length of the essay 3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete