AuraChannelerChris
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Joined 10-08-07, id: 1394189, Profile Updated: 12-25-14
Author has written 16 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Trauma Center, Pokémon, Golden Sun, Solatorobo: Red The Hunter, Kid Icarus, and Fire Emblem.

Age: Not telling anymore!

Gender: Male

Location: Somewhere in the world.

Occupation: Student, gamer, writer, and artist.

Personality: Good friend for anyone, will help someone in need, not foul with language.

Possessions: Wii, 3DS, DS, Gamecube, Game Boy Advance/SP, Nintendo 64. I also have a big collection of video games and games magazines.

Likes to do in fanfiction.com: Meet unique people or writers, read fanfiction that have a "special" way for characterization, people that are smart, have MSN talks with talented writers and reviewers, write fanfiction, play video games, and adding believable background story scenes for any kind of character that deserves more attention (meaning I like character development).

Dislikes in fanfiction.com: People who ridiculize Lucario (I really hate them), stupid people who don't know what a review is, writers that use Japanese terms all the time, Yaoi fanatics (mainly MarthXIke), and really poor sense of characterization to the point the character is not even himself or herself (I MOSTLY hate this if it's supposed to be a serious fic).

Hello, thanks to you for reading my profile (or at least this little intro. Chances are you'll skim over the whole thing). Yes, I am a gamer that knows a lot of many different games. My English has become much better as of late, so now I can write above average.


Character Bios:

-Master Hand: The main boss of the Smash Mansion, and leader of the Smashers. Master Hand is the creator of the Smash World where people go to mix cultures and inhabitants. Nobody outside the Smashers knows that he's the definition of the god of said world, though. Every year, he holds tournaments to test the universes' biggest personalities so that his pockets get full with money (he can't create money, a skill he greatly laments). He may not show much love to his team, but Master Hand always thinks the best for them all, even if he gets on everyone's nerves from time to time. The bossies disembodied glove you'll ever meet. His birthday is January 21st.

I'm NOT Glover's brother or Glover himself! ...We're long lost cousins.

-Crazy Hand: A...not so okay in the head hand who is the twin brother of Master Hand. Crazy Hand is often said to be stronger than Master Hand, but that is just a misunderstanding: people can't get quite a hold of him because he's simply insane and unpredictable. Still, his heart(?) is in the right place, protected by countless of chains to keep it there. Insane troll logic is his best trait. His birthday is November 21st.

I'm going to fire my laser with over 9000 force while I eat lots of spaghetti for DINNER, pet my Mudkip (Mama Luigi) and Bidoof (Sparta) as I read the enclosed instruction book for the faces of Koridai. ;D

-Chris Garcia Bennett: A teenager who got used to live a somewhat normal life until one day destiny let an abnormally tall and powerful Lucario drop into the real world. Ever since the, his life has been changed drastically, for better or for worse. After spending over half a year bonding with the serious Pokémon, he ended up joining the elite of Smashers reluctantly. He's got a good and compassionate heart, but the insanity he goes through every day terrifies him in various degrees. The one most likely to faint during "Oh Crap" moments. His birthday is September 30th.

Special ability: Job System

-Aura Apprentice - Lucario - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

-PK Kid - Ness or Lucas - EarthBound/Mother 3

-Swordsman - Toon Link - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

-Space Mercenary - Fox - Star Fox

-Pikmin Captain - Olimar - Pikmin

-Summoner - Luneth, Arc, Refia or Ingus - Final Fantasy III DS

-Ranger - Ike - Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance

-Chosen of Mana - Colette Brunel - Tales of Symphonia/Fonic Hymn User - Tear Grants - Tales of the Abyss

-Fake King - King Dedede - Kirby

-Racer - Captain Falcon - F-Zero

-Monk - Luneth, Arc, Refia, or Ingus - Final Fantasy III DS

-Dragoon - Kain or Freya - Final Fantasy IV or IX

-Chozo Arts - Zero Suit Samus - Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

-Musician - Hurdy - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift

-Psychic User - Mewtwo - Pokémon

-Thief - Random Hume - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift

-Scholar - Luneth, Arc, Refia or Ingus - Final Fantasy III DS

-Ioanian Sargeant Oracle Knight Fon Master Guardian - Anise Tatlin - Tales of the Abyss

-Moogle Knight - Random Moogle - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift

-Agent - Al-Cid Margrace - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift

-Juggler - Random Moogle - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift

-Black Mage - Random Hume or Vivi - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift or Final Fantasy IX

-Ninja - Luneth, Arc, Refia, or Ingus - Final Fantasy III DS

-Beastmaster - Random Nu Mou - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

The moment a Pokémon got into my life, I knew I was somehow partially screwed.

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Dribble - Battering (Resistance 6)(2)

-Lucario: A very unusual Lucario that stands out among all other Lucario due to the fact he's over six feet tall and possesses Herculean strength. Despite this, he is serious in nature, though he yearns for battle whenever the chance appears. His dutiful trainer is Chris himself, and Lucario is the only one who can protect him from the dangers of their otherworldly adventures. He will listen and respect his trainer's wishes, having learned so many every-day teachings from him. Unfortunately, he is very protective of his trainer to a fault. The biggest overachiever of the team. His birthday is September 28th.

I AM the strongest Lucario in history. Dare hurt my trainer and your aura will vanish...

-Compatible Job: Aura Apprentice

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Aura Fists

Strike both sides of the target with two Force Palms at the same time, causing electric damage and paralyzing the target's body to deal more damage in the meantime. Deals moderate amount of damage and paralyzes the target for a period of time.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing: Resist: Dark lvl. 1

Stickers: Rachel - Aura (Attack 11)(2)

-Pichu: An energetic Electric type, Pichu has a very childish mind. He is the youngest of the whole cast and thus he might be the less-action-y character of the story. Pichu is often see hanging out with his spiritual brother Pikachu and the young Smashers the most. Like any other little kind, Pichu braces himself to become a force to be reckoned with in battles, no matter if he lives or DIES in the process. He is part of "The Young Smashers" as an active member. Has a big stash of candy hidden in his room. His birthday is November 21th.

I hope I can have fun in this new experience! ...Wait, what's the second thing about me?

-Compatible job: Scholar

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Spark Bullet

Charges magic and turns it into electricity on the user, fires the user at blinding speed after charging up and deals moderate lightning damage to whoever gets in the path of the bullet.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Roy: Roy is one of the many swordsmen of the cast. In contrast to Marth's calm and careful behavior, Roy tends to be a little more upbeat and less insecure of his actions. That doesn't stop him from being a good general although he's not one for the rest of the Smashers. He likes hanging out with Marth, Ike, and Link the most. The youngest king you'll ever meet. His birthday is March 29th.

I wonder if there are higher ranks than generals and lords...

-Compatible Job: Ranger

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Kat - Slash (Attack 4)(1)

-Mewtwo: Probably the most serious of the Smashers, Mewtwo always means serious business when it comes down to matters at hand. Although he's extremely quiet during, he becomes a nightmare during a battle. Being a pursuer of knowledge, Mewtwo likes to spend his time learning about the workings of the world, though he shuns most people away from him. As a side note, Mewtwo abhors talking about his past life and feeling like a guinea pig for humans, also detesting Pokémon Trainers in general. The one most likely to blow people's heads off out of irritation. His birthday is February 27th.

I must fight back, or else, everyone will not have someone to rely on...and I need them sometimes too.

-Compatible Job: Psychic User -> Sage

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Pikachu: This is not a random Pikachu but the very same Ash's Pikachu when he is away from him to participate in the tourneys. Pikachu acts like some sort of cool-Pokemon, but this is just the way he is to act with a mature mind so that nobody looks down on him. And he does it well. Pikachu likes to spend the time with other fellow Pokemon and the young Smashers, though he also likes other people that don't bother him a lot. Often argues with Ness for the leadership of "The Young Smashers" but forgets about it shortly. The most genre savvy of the team. His birthday is April 1st.

Ash isn't here? I'm free! ...Oh, wait... Right, the Subspace Army.

-Compatible job: Ionian Sargeant Oracle Knight Fon Master Guardian

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Spark Wave

Sends waves of pure volts through a floating sphere of lightning. Deals a great amount of lightning damage to enemies nearby it.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff considers herself to be some sort of singing diva, wishing that people don't fall asleep during her singing sessions (we are aware about why). She isn't necessarily the annoying type at all. She is a very good friend to have around though she gets easily distracted if she finds Pokemon that are attractive to her (ex. Lucario). She is part of "The Young Smashers" as a member. Cannot comprehend (or bother to know) why people fall asleep for the life of her. Her birthday is May 21st.

Everyone thinks I don't do anything but look at the mirror...t-that's not true, though!

-Compatible Job: Musician

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Absorbing Sonata

Create a peaceful and cheerful melody that makes enemies feel pain inside and steal their healths, deals a large amount of damage and restores/revives party members with large amounts of health depending of the enemy's health.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Ice Climbers: The twins aren't necessarily just a male and female version of each other. Rather, Popo tends to act little to a lot goofy at times while Nana is the most reserved and careful of the pair. Comically, their personalities might clash with each other with Nana trying to set Popo straight. Through hard times, they support each other a lot to keep walking forward together. They're one of the pairs of Smashers that have the strongest of bonds. Since they're both young, they're active members of "The Young Smashers". Often mistaken to be a very young couple. Their birthday is (assumedly) January 30th.

Double power, Nana!

...Please, don't listen to him if you can. "Sweatdrops."

-Compatible Job: Fake King

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Hammer Squash

Smash 3 hammers at the same time above a single enemy, dealing a moderate amount of damage.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Popo's Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Popo 's Stickers: Twincast (2).

Nana's Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Nana's Stickers: Twincast (2).

-Pit: Pit is the courageous general of Palutena, but he only acts brave in his world. When dealt with other circumstances, Pit is easily taken off-guard to comprehend what he's dealing with (mainly because most of the events don't have to deal with courage but dignity and some wisdom within every-day life). His insecurities are easily solved once he fights bravely, though. The one who considers darkness is evil and gross. His birthday is December 19th.

For Palutena, for the Smashers, for the sake of everyone...please...lend me your aid!

-Compatible Job: Fonic Hymn User

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Pow Ring

Turns both blades into Pow Hammers to spin them near the enemy, dealing moderate damage with squeaky noises.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash: Judgement Arrows

Shoot a golden arrow to the sky to call 100 arrows, then combinate it with Holy Judgement to turn all the arrows into holy lights to cure all the allies and deal extreme, massive light damage to all the enemies.

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Ana - Body, Spin (Attack 7)(1)

-Fox: The leader of Star Fox is a mature person of his age while still giving off that rebellious yet cool personality a teenager shows. Fox was always surrounded by events full of action in space until he stepped down the Arwing and started walking around on earth. His badassery is fully exposed unless he's outwitted, though he never backs down from imminent danger. The biggest hobo-with-a-job of his universe. His birthday is February 21th.

I know there weren't that many supernatural events in my world, but this just too much for me...

-Compatible Job: Space Mercenary -> Tinker

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: 100 Blasts

Fire 100 shots from 2 Blasters at the same time, increasing their speed to deal weak but quick damage to a single enemy. Deals moderate amount of damage at the end by firing a Charged Shot at the same time as the 100th shot.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Fire (1), Fira (2), 18-Volt - Arm (Attack 4)(1), Fox - Energy (Attack 18)(3)

-Falco: The most experienced Arwing pilot is the most laid-back member of the crazy jamboree we call Smashers. Falco always prefers to step back and let the others do the fighting though he arguably packs more of a punch than Fox does. He likes to relax most of the time but he never misses the chance to do something interesting with others to have some fun. The biggest yawning couch potato of the mansion. His birthday is April 27th.

Somebody needs to act cool so...why not me? I just need to relax and everything will be fine, trust me!

-Compatible Job: Space Mercenary -> Tinker

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Double Fire

An attack in which 2 persons use the same attack with fire and crash their attack to their opponent, dealing great fire damage.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing: Double Blaster

Stickers:

-Ness: Ness happens to be a mature child despite his young age, and that has nothing to do with his psychic powers. The assumed leader of the "Young Smashers", Ness's adventures had an effect on him. Anything remotely surreal and weird is pretty normal in his eyes so he fails to see how everyone else acts so funny around such events, though he's fully aware of this morbid trait of his. Has the nicest cap of his town. His birthday is August 27th.

Adults these days think kids don't have what it takes to be useful to fight menaces. I mean, you're talking to a guy that fought the embodiment of evil inside some kind of...er...intestine or something...

-Compatible Job: PK Kid

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: PK Volcano

Sends a small bolt into the earth to call forth a potent eruption of fire underneath the targets. Hits the opponents 4 times before dealing a stronger blow of fire, causing great fire damage.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Marth: The prince of Altea and a tactical legend among his men. Marth can be seen as a role model to many thanks to his careful thinking. He rarely breaks down with his emotions, displaying a stoic persona to hide his anxieties that he overcomes as time flies by. Very used to having many personalities in his army, the Smashers are no different to him other than their looks unless they're very weird. The one who can enter women's bathrooms without any problems. His birthday is April 20th.

For the kingdom of Altea, I must fight and prevent the people I care the most from dying.

Compatible Job: Ranger

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Whale Cleave

An enhanced version of Dancing Blade. Continuously slash the enemy with 2 swordsmen and deal a strong last blow at the same time. Deals moderate damage to a single enemy.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Lucas: Though Lucas managed to save his world from a great cataclysm, he stills shows traces of a coward; one that puts up some courage when thrown into battle. Lucas is a very shy and timid kid that does all his stuff carefully to avoid making somebody angry. Like Ness, Lucas isn't fazed with weird events unless somebody close to him or himself is affected in some way. Has the nicest sunflower garden. His birthday is April 20th.

If only I didn't get to learn PSI in the first place...

-Compatible Job: PK Kid

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: PK Detonation

Summon 2 bolts of lightning to be embedded into the target and exploding in a burst of flames inside. Deals moderate fire damage.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Kirby: The Super Tuff Pink Puff is the most docile and cheerful Smasher. Kirby is what people might call the best example of an everyday friend if they can ignore the fact he's got a voracious appetite. He's easily swayed if food is offered to him, though he can change his mind and do the right thing to avoid getting distracted. Despite his cutesy appearance, Kirby is an expert fighter in his own right. Rumored to have a black hole for a stomach. His birthday is April 27th.

Fooooooooooooooood...oh? S-sorry! I mean, as long as we're together in this...I can get more food! We can do this...right?

-Compatible job: Blue Mage

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Meta Knight: The one who gives that feeling of serious business is Meta Knight. One of the most professional fighters, Meta Knight's sole purpose to assist the crazy group is to recover his stolen battleship Halberd from the Subspace Army. However, he does know that the group has their uses and they shouldn't be taken lightly, as he knows himself that working together will help him achieve victory. Sleeps with his mask on all the time. His birthday is March 23th.

I must get the Halberd back. I hope this mission doesn't get reckless in the way...

-Compatible job: Moogle Knight

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Link: The Hero of Time/Twilight/Masks/Oracles/Seasons and wielder of the Triforce of Courage is a very skilled swordsman. He has a normal personality and likes to spend time with other fellow swordsmen. Because of his nature to help others in need, Link has a habit of lending a hand to a fault. Nevertheless, Link means well and is a great friend. The one who likes to yell a lot during a battle. His birthday is December 2nd.

I suppose this is another title that's going to be added to my business card?

-Compatible Job: Swordsman

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Zelda: The wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom is the most polite person of the mansion. She's very calm and passionate, takes things seriously, and is a force to be reckoned with. Zelda likes to develop her wisdom by reading books to pass the time. However, because she grew up in a castle secluded from commoners, Zelda is taken off-guard by small trivialities such as the concept of romance and other normal day events that a normal princess isn't exposed to, making her ponder if the Triforce of Wisdom works for her at all. The one with the cleanest body. Her birthday is November 29th.

I do NOT want to have implied affairs with Link over my dead body.

-Compatible Job: Summoner

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Wisdom Call

Guarantees a successful summon by using both a summoner and the Triforce of Wisdom. Only Ifrit (fire), Shiva (ice), Ramuh (thunder), and Titan (earth) can be summoned. However, summoning the desired aeon might end up calling another at random.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Sheik: Zelda's alter-ego is the same person, but when she's Sheik she acts a little bit more violent and capable to fight at close range. That sadly doesn't stop others from shipping her with Link. Often mistaken for a guy.

Darn it, I thought this costume was going to work!

-Compatible Job: Ninja

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

-Red: Red is the Pokémon Trainer from Pallet Town who started with the wrong foot, having almost no interest in becoming a trainer until he slowly got introduced into his world. Right after that, he gets forced to save the entire universe with his trusty Squirtle and Ivysaur in tow (against their wishes). Not sure of himself as a trainer, Red knows that there is more than he can see in the thrills of Pokémon. That is enough motivation for him to aim in becoming a capable trainer. Is able to get rid of evil organizations by himself. His birthday is February 27th.

Working with this people is weird... Can I get acquainted with them, though?

-Squirtle: Squirtle is the Tiny Turtle Pokémon. He's very cheerful and likes to help Red when he needs help. As a result, he backs Red up a lot and tries to make him see that Pokémon are interesting. Rumored to be a source of infinite water supply. His birthday is October 15th.

Yes, we know I'll end up in a bowl of soup soon enough...

-Compatible Job: Scholar

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Stalag-ice Gun

Water is sprayed around the enemy before ice stalagmites sprout out, damaging all foes within range by impaling. Deals great ice damage to enemies.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing: Aqua Ring.

Stickers:

-Ivysaur: The Seed Pokémon is calm and relaxed though he is the first one who gets freaked out easily in dire situations. He is very careful in keeping his growing bud healthy from hazardous stuff, especially fire and birds. The one most likely to squee around Grass-type Legendaries. His birthday is February 27th.

By all means, we should respect our gods...but screw the Fire-types. Big time.

-Compatible Job: Scholar

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Electro-Whip

Trap foes within shocking vines that greatly deliver a big amount of volts into their targets. Deals a great amount of electric damage to the targets, and may also paralyze them with big chances of success.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing: Spore.

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-Wolf: The leader of Star Wolf who always a bone to pick with Fox. Wolf is a very serious and stoic lupine who can't seem to open up with a lot of people. He only sticks around to keep enemies from defeating Fox only because he has the right to do the beating himself, which gives a severe impression that Wolf is secretly a tsundere. He does have a heart of gold inside his jerkass attitude though he strongly denies it. Snores howls in his sleep. His birthday is February 24th.

I never asked to be in this whole "save the universe" insanity, but it beats boredom all the same...

-Compatible Job: Thief

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Steal: Will

Applies a forbidden spell to a claw used by thieves of long ago. Allows the user to rip out a single enemy's soul from their body, instantly knocking out the target. Occasionally will work if the target's health is reduced after a half is taken away.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Puchasing: Wolf Flash EX, Resist: Dark lvl. 1.

Stickers: Thunder (1), Summon: Phoenix (2), Penny - Arm, Leg (Attack 4)(1)

-Toon Link: An Outset boy who doesn't have to think twice about what to do should a family member is in grave danger. Toon Link has a courageous, stubborn attitude that somehow helps him be a very capable swordsman for his age. Being the Hero of Winds, his adventures across the Great Sea tempered him. Despite all this, Toon Link is a cheerful boy who is happy to help. Wishes to have his own farm with lots of pigs of different sizes. His birthday is December 13th.

Wait, are you telling me there is another Ganondorf?! "Starts to swing Master Sword madly before panting heavily."

-Compatible Job: Swordsman

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Crossed Parry

Parries the attack of a single enemy by rolling behind, and delivering an upward back slash with 2 swordsmen. Attack continues with another downward X-shaped slash to increase the damage. Deals a moderate amount of damage to a single enemy.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Roger (Charge, Piercing Claw)(2)

-Captain Falcon: A legendary racer among the F-Zero championships. C. Falcon can be described as a hero due to his heroic built and attitude (but then again, so many racers are that way, too). Because he isn't seen hanging out with others in public, he is kind of a macho guy who likes flirting with ladies. He is still a reliable person deep down though he annoys the (small) cast of women. Secretly quite a looker under his helmet. His birthday is November 21st.

Justice, peace, and all that. Yeah, it's so overused these days. Live with it.

-Compatible Job: Racer -> Time Mage

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Young Cricket - Arm, Leg (Attack 3)(1)

-Olimar: One of the employees at Hocotate Freight company, Olimar is a family man who loves his family dearly and is able to count on his Pikmin's help to help him during skirmishes. Because he is forever indebt with the grass creatures, Olimar is pretty sensitive around them all should they even happen to pass on. The best one at naming nameless people without nicknames. His birthday is October 26th.

MY PIKMINS! "Mourns over fallen Pikmins."

-Compatible Job: Pikmin Captain

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Pikmin Plethora

Enables 100 Pikmins on the field and tosses them to a single enemy. Deals a great amount of damage (it can deal higher damage if the enemy refuses to shook them off).

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Yoshi: One of the many Yoshi from the island whose name is just that simple to remember. Although many Yoshi are known for being big eaters, this one is pretty mellow. He does have his own quirks, like for example having a very soft spot over anything that remotely looks like a defenseless baby (as he was the one who babysat Mario in his baby years). The greatest sport player among his species. His birthday is August 15th.

...Can I play now? Sweet. "Leaves."

-Compatible Job: Dragoon

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Dragoon Spear Impact

Rises high up in the sky with your ride and crashes down the enemy with a powerful descend using the spear, an enhanced version of the ability Jump by a Dragoon, deals a great amount of damage to a single enemy.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Puchasing: Color Change.

Stickers:

-Donkey Kong: The king of DK Island and a big mental wreck. DK's superb strength is only matched by his somewhat dull wit and his absolute love for bananas. Because he likes to act before thinking, Diddy often has to be the voice reason unless he joins in with his uncle's fun. Secretly, he tries to make his little brain work, but his heart is in the right place. Has a very stinky banana breath it could kill you. His birthday is November 21st (oddly, just like Diddy's).

Can't wait to defeat the Subspace Armada...what? Is that wrong again? "Snaps fingers."

-Compatible Job: Monk

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Beat of the Jungle

One target is thrown high up for 2 users to deliver a flurry of fast punches. After that, both users perform individual attacks to add more damage. Deals great damage to a single enemy.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Puchasing:

Stickers: Cliff - Sphere of Might, Hammer of Might (2).

-Diddy Kong: A very enthusiastic spider monkey and DK's best friend in a nephew. Diddy is always pretty cheerful and his antics can be seen as childish, but oftentimes he uses the bigger brain inside his skull to keep DK under control from doing something rash in public. Diddy has an adoration to music in particular, somewhat reflected in his unique weaponry. Best hat flipper in the team. His birthday is November 21st (oddly, just like his uncle).

Hmm, what's a good rock-pun involving bananas?

-Compatible Job: Juggler

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Dagger-to-Dagger

Execute this move with 2 jugglers and throws 4 daggers at one enemy continuously and towards each juggler. Deals moderate damage.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Dr. Crygor - Arm, Leg 2 (1)

-Sonic: It's the favorite super egocentric hedgehog that everyone likes and loves. Yeah, that's all.

Hey!

The fastest hedgehog in the world slash universe. Sonic sticks out like a sore thumb among the team members due to his lineage to another company. He dislikes working as a team by merely shrugging it off and not saying it outright, only appearing during the last moments to show off, something everyone else is annoyed at. He is a good friend whenever anyone manages to hold an actual conversation with him. Has very lucid dreams with chili dogs involved. His birthday is June 23th.

Okay, this is pretty tempting to say... Ahem... You're too slow!

-Compatible Job: Racer -> Time Mage

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Fire Hedgehog

Pull the second user using Spin Dash to the air while the first user uses Raptor Boost to send the second user rocketing to the sky. Deals moderate fire damage.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

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-Ike: Leader of the Greil Mercenaries. Ike is a potential good leader just like Marth and Roy. His convictions are pure and his ideals are respectable, respecting his team's unique qualities (though he feels that his new team is the weirdest bunch ever). Because his world isn't exactly advanced in technology, Ike often reacts violently around machinery unless he's restrained. He is learning slowly how to cope with this. Spicy food is the best thing in his list. His birthday is April 20th (just like Marth's).

Technology...RUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAA!! "Destroys main computer and many other computers."

-Compatible Job: Ranger

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Counter Draw

Two users wait for an enemy to attack. The first user will use Counter, and the second user will use Quick Draw. Once being touched while using Counter, time will stop and the first user will give a sword to the second user, who will then reach out the enemy whenever it is to deal a harsh cross slash. Deals great damage to a single enemy.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers:

-Snake: Sonic seems like an odd fit, but Snake doesn't even want to be compared to them. A normal badass, Snake can fight without much problem against any kind of enemy, no matter how nasty or big they are. He's as such a human killing machine who likes to snark and work alone, even though the others force him in some ways to work together against his will. The heaviest smoker among the team. His birthday is July 7th.

Hmph. Monsters, kids with odd powers, weirdos, foxes... Damn, this place is going to drive me nuts someday.

-Compatible Job: Agent

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers:

-Luigi: The assumed better Mario Brother who can't seem to make up his mind when danger is afoot. Luigi can be always seen cowering in fear against ass-creepy enemies, but a few words of encouragement (and a lot of stubbornness from his peers) can make him change his mind (and still bawl his eyes out). Although all villains make fun of him, Luigi nevertheless presses on. His 'stache is pretty damn stylish for your comprehension. His birthday is June 3rd.

Luigi time!... It is, right?

-Compatible Job: Black Mage

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Thunder Comrades

It's just a simplified version of Luigi's signature move, Thunder Bros., which only replaces Mario with Chris, and the use is altered a bit. The user charges an electricity sphere that later is amplified by a bolt of lightning. Once used, it shoots down into the target's area, causing sparks to cover a big portion of the floor. The attack causes very small electric damage to anyone that it reaches out, but it has a ridiculous high chance to decrease ten percent of defense on all enemies, including bosses.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing: Thunderhand, Resist lvl. 1: Thunder

Stickers:

-Samus: Legendary Bounty Huntress in the galaxy and a very capable woman under the manly Chozo Suit, Samus can be a little cold towards others at times, but she does have a compassionate heart. She is perhaps the most developed character among the lot, as she has suffered some traumatic experiences when she was younger. She welcomes a good friend to give her company. Totally a woman, no matter how hard you deny it. Her birthday is August 6th.

When are the people of the worlds going to stop thinking about me being a man? The nerve of all of them...

-Compatible Job: Chozo Arts

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

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-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Puchasing: Ice Missiles

Stickers: 9-Volt - Electric (Attack 8)(1)

Zero Suit Samus: Still the same person, in case people are still doubtful of her gender. The biggest eye candy in the galaxy for some reason you should know by now.

Stares that last beyond five seconds of silence are worthy enough of violent retribution.

-Compatible Job: Chozo Arts

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Scythe Whip

Use 2 Flip Jumps to cross the enemy from above to wrap the electric whips with small scythes around a specified area of the body, then pull them back to slice the enemy down. Deals a big amount of damage to a single enemy.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

-Mario: Everyone's favorite plumber in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario is a very incredible person with the nicest heart of all. Just saving Peach from Bowser's clutches has become a routine to him, though he doesn't mind the rewarding kisses. It's pretty hard not to like him. Even the most fearsome of enemies see his worth, but Bowser likes to be a tsundere about this a lot. Under that fresh face and popular mustache, lies a dark past...maybe. Capable of attaining world peace. His birthday is September 13th.

If I do what I always do that I think it's right, then there's nothing to be worried about.

-Compatible Job: Black Mage

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Fire Mario Tornado

Gives Mario the power of fire in his fists to use an upgraded version of Mario Tornado on a single opponent, dealing great fire damage.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers:

-Peach: The beloved princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the easiest to kidnap. Peach is a very sweet woman with a heart of gold. To her dismay, she knows that she must do something to aid the team in stopping the Subspace Army or else her kingdom might perish even with Mario and Luigi(?) helping her out. Peach does enjoy making new friends and helping people in need. Her pink dress can potentially blind people. Her birthday is July 10th.

W-what can I do to end this without fighting?... W-why is everyone fighting and using violence to resolve everything? Should I really put myself in danger and go through this?

-Compatible Job: Agent

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash: Ballet of Romance

Such dance should be defined as romantic and strong at the same time. Instantly attacks an enemy by dancing and reflects projectiles back with an added 1.5x percent of potency. Magic will also be reflected as well.

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

Learned Skills By Purchasing:

Stickers: Sophia - Healing, Thunder Flare (2), Summon: Choco/Mog (2), Summon: Ifrit (2)

-R.O.B. (AKA The Ancient Minister): An enigmatic robot with an even more enigmatic past. He formerly served the Subspace Army under Tabuu's strict and cold regimen until he was brought back to his senses and decided to help the group fight the evil madman. ROB feels that he should never try to become intimate friends with the Smashers given his atrocious record when he was a former villain to them, though a side of him wants to repent and ask for forgiveness all the same. It is unknown to him how he is connected to Tabuu and the Isle of the Ancients, which probably holds the key to know how to defeat the army for good. The one who can make robes look good on robots. His birthday is unknown even to him.

Will finding out about my past be a suitable self reward for all the crimes I've done...?

-Compatible Job: Tinker

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

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-Mr Game & Watch: The very unique 2D resident of Flat Zone and the assumed source of the Shadow Bugs. Mr. G&W had been capture and held captive for a very long period of time until he was set free at last, when he then made his way back to the group and rejoined them to fight back against the army. Mr. G&W is a person with a good nature, though his whole background makes one Smasher too many wince when he sees his world as a normal place to be at. The only one person who can hide behind extremely small gaps. His birthday is April 28th.

Who wants to sleep on my bed? It's so flat and comfy!

-Compatible Job: Tinker

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

-King Dedede: The self-proclaimed king of Dream Land. Despite his huge belly and ego, the king is shy to admit that he's a good guy, which brings a lot of questions about how he supposedly rules Kirby's homeland. Though his story with Kirby runs deep in their stomachs, Dedede has a very soft side when he's not the one giving the puffball hell. The prime example of a modern tsundere anti-hero. His birthday is...when he wants it to be (real birthday: March 24th).

I-I'M A BAD GUY GONE ROUGE! Being a hero just increases the number of my loyal subjects!

-Compatible Job: Fake King

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

-Wario: The hugest egotistical, smelliest character in the story who would rather kick someone into the fights just for him to escape and save himself, though that doesn't really mean he's bad at fighting himself. Wario's greed knows no bounds and neither does his grotesque appetite for garlic and any other piece of food. He only sticks with the group as he knows himself that ditching them will no doubt increase the chances of getting murdered in his sleep. One small fart of his is enough to contaminate a whole large hall for hours. His birthday is October 21st...and any other day where he believes he will win the lottery without cheating.

Everyone here is an NPC but me! I'm the hero! I'mma gonna win!

-Compatible Job: Green Mage

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:

-Wii Fit Trainer (Ms. Fit): An avid fitness trainer who takes her job seriously. She is never shy about imparting her fitness tips to other fellow Smashers, but she is aware that her fighting style is odd compared to others. Regardless of how much she thinks she doesn't quite "fit" with the group, they still like her company, unless she suddenly brings up how some of them have questionable health habits. She never misses her morning jogs for the world. Her birthday is December 1st.

Let's stretch your legs...and feel the burn. ...That didn't sound threatening, did it?

-Compatible Job: Chozo Arts

-Lvl. 1 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 2 Final Smash:

-Lvl. 3 Final Smash:


Smashing Abilities List:

In The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest, the Smashers can purchase special abilities from the hands in order to survive and win harder battles. They gain money with each world they manage to save or accomplish a mission. Below is the complete list of the abilities that have been purchased:

Over Limit Lvl. 1: Enables a party member to use his/her Final Smash when the gauge is filled completely.

Smash, Hit, Punch, and Smash again: Over Limit gauge will fill faster when attacking or doing continuous combo attacks.

Taunt and Fill: Over Limit gauge will fill a little bit faster if you use your taunts on an opponent.

Items for everyone: Anyone can use the items.

Don't Trip And Follow Me!: When using the Racer job, follow Sonic's speed no matter how fast he goes around. To use this, you need to slowly run behind Sonic, and the ability itself will activate over time. Characters following from behind will also run at great speeds. Be warned: Sonic must be first in the line, then the second person with the ability (in this case, Chris).

Healing Hit: When knocking down an enemy with a critical hit, heals a party member from any kind of status ailment using a hit that "knocks" the status ailment.

Revitalizer: Adds a restorative effect for recovery items to revive downed party members. Very useful when your main healer is downed as well.

Learn: Allows Smashers to learn different moves in different worlds (except the World Traveler). However, these learned moves will soon disappear as soon as a Smasher leaves the world where he or she learned the new skill.


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Wii Love Brawl Newcomers by Smash King24 reviews
We all know the final roster of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. But what about the characters who didn't make it into the list? Through a series of one-sided interviews, Link, Samus and Captain Falcon are about to find out! Note: Multi-crossover
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,998 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Link, Samus A., Captain Falcon, Master Hand
The Art of Christmas by concisponci reviews
-For Smash King24's Christmas Contest 2014- Missing her fellow Christmas grouch Mario, Peach decides to step out of her room and explore the dangerous world of Christmas preparations, only to learn that, against her expectations, the holiday season might not be entirely about materialism after all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Advent of Equinox by Taranea reviews
Post-Unleashed. The Curse of the Werehog is over - or so Sonic had thought. But when the sun is eclipsed from the sky by a comet and Shadow undergoes a violent transformation of his own, the two heroes will now have to work together to save the world...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,016 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Rouge
Ike versus the Fourth Wall by Moczo reviews
Read about the adventures of Ike and all your Tellius-based friends as they struggle with the random number god, blatant cheating, poor AI, blood pacts, mind-crushing, and much more! Starring pretty much everyone. Except Makalov, since no one likes him.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,609 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ike, Micaiah, Black Knight - Complete
I Am Lucario by lupyne reviews
Along with an Absol and Eevee, a wild Lucario pursues his hobby of human-watching, studying the behaviours of people and Pokémon in the city while trying to prevent a predicted disaster from destroying his home. Ch 17: The Concealed Turnabout
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 300,407 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Lucario, Eevee/Eievui, Absol
The Shortest Distance from A to B by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A record of Kanji Tatsumi's year - specifically, his interactions with and raging crush on one difficult pint-size detective.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 309,117 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S.
Group of Weirdos: Twilight Princess by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,159 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna, Majora's Mask
Abderian by tick.tock.clocks reviews
By day she's just a dainty princess; by night she's a magical girl set on ridding Smash Mansion of the crimes committed by its own residents! With her trusty (and unwilling, but now that they know her secret, she will never let them go) sidekicks Pit and Olimar, Peach will bring these criminals to justice and solve mysteries along the way, like the questionable anime Marth watches.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Olimar, Pit, Peach
Recipe for Disaster by GoldFountain reviews
Peach, Zelda, and Samus. One loves to cook, one loves to learn, and one loves to eat. This seems like a friendly equation, but stuff them into the same room, and disaster results! A series of one-shots involving one, two, or three women in a kitchen.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Peach, Samus A.
Sonic's Christmas Last by DianaGohan reviews
I know it's kind of late for Christmas, but this is a really special yuletide tale that I just have to share with you. In the final part of this story, Sonic is forced to confront the truth as he finds out something equally shocking. And he isn't the only Sonic who learns something...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sonic, R.O.B. - Complete
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 435 - Words: 130,094 - Reviews: 6470 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2006
Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
How Wolf O'Donnell of Star Wolf Saved Christmas by Lady Paprika reviews
Honestly, aren't you sick of all the stories with Marth and Ike? It's time you listened to a REAL story. A tale of heroic feats, of loyalty, of secrets, of self-discovery. And it all revolves around me, Wolf O'Donnell! Warning: Contains narcissism, Multiple Personality Disorder, drug abuse, Twinkies and rabid shoppers. Rated for Language. For MoD and Tune's Fireside Tales Contest.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Wolf - Complete
Diamond Fists Redux by ReturnToJohto reviews
Diamond and Pearl are two arrogant boys leading somewhat normal lives in Twinleaf Town that get called to action when several factions begin to threaten the Sinnoh region's safety. Follow the adventures of these two goofballs in this new adventure filled with action, mystery, colorful characters, and strange odors. Rated for language. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012
Kirby's Flashback Collections Aka 20 Years Of Dreamland by DianaGohan reviews
A special birthday story for AuraChannelerChris! Kirby and his friends look back on all the adventures they've had in the last 20 years, and all the shennigans they've been through. Is there something more sinister going on behind that though? Well you're going to have to read the story to find that out, won't you? (Note: Part One is up. Expect three more parts of this up soon).
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Kirby, King Dedede
What Goes On by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
Chapter 25 is up! The clones get loose and run amok in the house! ...Well, not really, but they DO run into our pals. The Claus clone is there, too, but he's a good guy! WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,101 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/14/2008
Piece of Cake by Pasta Alfredo reviews
One of the brawlers stole Falco's double chocolate fudge cake! But who could it be?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Falco L. - Complete
The Retelling of Pokemon Colosseum by bobandbill reviews
My retake on the game Pokemon Colosseum, with all things 'explained' and in the form of a comedy. Why DID Wes blow up Team Snagem's base? How would people really react if you stole their Pokemon? What's with Miror B's hair anyway? Read to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,227 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei - Complete
The Unsinkable Dr B by Seldavia reviews
Self-aware Space Pirate Dr. B has found a position as a scientist with the Federation, and Samus brings new things for him to examine. But nothing stays simple for long when Samus is involved, and Dr. B already has his hands full understanding hominids.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
Life aboard the Halberd by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
So what happened to everybody after the credits rolled? Tabuu's dead, and now everybody's best friends and they don't won't to be separated. Where are they all going to stay? Why, on Meta Knight's ship, of course! [Crack, satirical. Read this with a million grains of salt.]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008
Garet's Crack Stories by Joker's Specter reviews
Or, "Mia Has Too Many Babies". A compilation of exaggerated and made-up stories by Garet to amuse little kids around a campfire. Intended for humor. Fear the Random. -Most Recent Story: Dullahan and Mimic's Excellent Adventure-
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Garet
Steel 'n' Blade Co by UK-Underworld King reviews
Tired of getting little money on the tournament, Samus decides to open a joint with her good friend Link. What kind of misventures and jobs will the two have to endure to earn an honest money for once?... Rated T for minor violence and some language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,896 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
Super Smash Brothers Odyssey by ZeekeXIV reviews
What should've been a simple quest to save Peach & Zelda from Bowser & Ganondorf turns into a never-ending, epic journey for Mario & Link. Anything and everything happens to them. The only question is "what will happen next?" **Updated 12-29-10**
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 244,539 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Link, Mario
Hero No Electrician by Andre Dmitri Garrett reviews
"You don't know how to change a LIGHT BULB?" Samus's first impression of Link isn't exactly Link's finest moment. The two learn to respect and befriend each other later in the first tournament. Samus/Link friendship with, of course, a dose of humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
Diamond Fists by ReturnToJohto reviews
Follow the adventures of Diamond, his sadistic Chimchar, his criminally insane best friend Pearl and his humping penguin as they battle and scam their way across Sinnoh. Rated for language. Reviews are always appreciated.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
A Brawl to Remember by Lady Nailo reviews
Poor Ike. One minute he's having a drink with the guys, and the next he's being dragged out of bed with one hell of a hangover and told he's getting married. In six hours. And no one seems willing to explain why. Clearly this isn't Ike's best day ever.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ike
Ms Maya by purplefishcake reviews
Maya decided to take up teaching as a part-time job. Let the polluting the minds of children with nonsense begin!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Maya F. - Complete
Wikipedia: Hedgehogs by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Smash Filler by DianaGohan reviews
In order to up production I'm giving you guys a new kind of a story: At least once a week hopefully , a new Smash Brothers mini story will be added here when I'm not giving you one of my main stories. Next Up: The Next Chapter Of Smash Filler!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,436 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Pokémon Trainer, Pikachu
After Dark: The Great Clancer War by Smash King24 reviews
Through means of Chaos Control, Link, Samus and Snake are transported to Clance, right in the middle of a civil war. Can they help a dying race survive while still traumatized by the horrors of Raccoon City? Sequel to Into the Dark & Drawn from the Light.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,234 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Link, Samus A.
Three Girls, One Computer by freefallin13 reviews
When Samus, Zelda, and Peach explore the wonders of the internet, it's only a matter of time before they discover SSB fan fiction. One look at the "romance" section, and the girls are on a mission to see if any of it's true. "T" for language/content
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,256 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Foreign Perspectives In Leather Pants by kinky boot fiend reviews
An epic journey, told through the eyes of I, the most stunningly gorgeous, fantastic and absolutely marvelous Prince of Rozzaria, Al-Cid Margrace.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Al-Cid
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Gone Wrong by burningfoot reviews
A parody of Diamond and Pearl. Two different people enter their games purely for your entertainment. The game isn't going right but being a criminal, killing Gym Leaders and using AR doesn't make it better but does make it more fun. Now with epilogue.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Cooking Lessons by Megaolix reviews
See the battle between Souji Seta and one of his strongest foes: Mystery Food X. In groups of snippets.
Megami Tensei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Soji S.
Persona 4: The Abridged Version by Mr. Thumbsup reviews
For people with short attention spans. Persona 4, condensed into 1585 words. T rated, crackfic. Not recommended for people without a sense of humor.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Turnabout Torturers by Peoplepersonsof DooM reviews
Phoenix,Maya,Mia,Godot,Franziska,Edgeworth,and Larry are all gonna go to hell! No, seriously they're going on a road trip to hell. Why? Dahlia Hawthorne of course! "You can't punish the dead." They plan to prove her wrong...it's payback time. Incomplete.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008
The Everyday Chaos of Brawl by Gelert111 reviews
As Wolf continues to stay in the brawl mansion, having to share a room with the annoying bird Falco. He keeps having strange dreams of an old enemy killing the others. Read on as chaos breaks out, and it's up to an unlikely hero to save them all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Cardboard box Therepy by The Earth Alchemist reviews
After helping Lucas with a problem, everyone else wants Snake's advice! Can Snake keep his sanity or is he going to get problems of his own? R&R. First fic, be gentle with reviews. 7th Chapter up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Solid Snake
Fox Has Fleas by Snow Puff reviews
Fox is having a bad day. He has fleas, Link is mysteriously pissed at him, everyone's giving him funny looks, Snake is stalking him for some reason, and Wolf is definitely up to something. Luckily for him, Samus and Falco are there to help him out.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Peach's Cafe by Twanny Bizzle reviews
Princess Peach hasn’t been kidnap by Bowser in along time, she was bored and wanted to do something, so Toadsworth decided to let Peach open up her own restaurant in Mushroom City. Rated T for Language and Crude Humor. Chapter 11's up.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,407 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007
Silvermoon by Gancena reviews
Discontinued, here for archival/history reasons. Thirty one heroes must defeat two manipulative Hands and a tyrannical beast... or all will be lost. This story follows one of these heroes... an unlikely one. Rated for language and violence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,505 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - OC, Pikachu, Ness
Crazy Crazy Mansion by Hoogiman reviews
Crazy Hand owns the mansion. A murderous rampage occurs. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The End? by Radi Berra reviews
You will be confused if you haven't played the game first. What happened to Chrono's mom after she ran into the gate at the end of the game? What did Chrono name his cat? It's pretty funny! And insane! Please read! COMPLETE!
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
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The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest reviews
Chapter 220: Goddess of Nature & Goddess of Trolls. The Smashers are back to world-hopping business again, and this time they start to wonder if bad luck dislikes them all for dropping them off at the cheerful angel's world. To their collective dismay, they must now endure long trials set up in a war between deities, especially a certain anti-human psychopath Goddess of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 220 - Words: 4,024,038 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/4/2008 - OC, Pit, Lucario, Palutena
The Bond of Aura reviews
Ch. 13: An Aura Sphere. Days after the training has started has made Lucario very anxious about his goals. He masquerades his stress of accepting Chris as a friend by lying about not learning Aura Sphere. Fate decides that both of those are more related to each other than he thinks they are not...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,397 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Lucario, OC
Chrom & Frederick's C Support - Extended Edition reviews
The what-if scenario if Chrom couldn't manage to take down the mentally-scarring posters across the whole camp in time before anybody could see them. WARNING: Contains spoilers for all the characters that join the army before the final battle, not including SpotPass & DLC characters. It does not include heavy plot-related points.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Chrom, Frederick - Complete
Why You Should Never Challenge The Unova League reviews
Ch. 3: The Third Member. Red and his team reaches Striaton City to challenge the Striaton Triplets. Unfortunately, they arrive just in time to see a sibling feud between Chili and Cress shatter their sibling bond rather quickly...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Red, Cress/Corn
D-A-M-N I-T A-L-L! reviews
Roxie's first day as a Gym Leader ends with a very bad memory. *Does not contain spoilers for the game*
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Roxie/Homika - Complete
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Comedy reviews
How will the world respond to Grado's sudden declaration of war? We all know the story, so that's why I'm turning the humor up to ungodly levels. Oops, now everything looks like a big crack-fic poking fun of anything in Fire Emblem story through every chapter in the actual game...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Joshua, Natasha
Three Best Friends & One Insane Journey reviews
Follow the Unova adventures of Hilda, the somewhat-cynical and wishful girl; Cheren, the extremely insufferable genius trainer; and Bianca, one weird girl we just happened to find lying around.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hilda/Touko, Snivy/Tsutarja
What is Kid Icarus: Uprising? reviews
The plot of the game condensed into a big summary where everything is almost over exaggerated. Come right in. *WARNING: Read after finishing the whole story / Contains strong words.*
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Pit, Palutena - Complete
Vault: Replays: Brawl Skits reviews
Small scenes depicting the Smashers having small conversations. A whole collection of drabbles ala Tales of series style. Full credit to Twilight Scribe for allowing this fiction to be written. Ch. 12: No Respect For The Green Mario. A note included.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Luigi, Master Hand
What is Solatorobo? Preview reviews
So you want to see what this place is about? Well, come right in. I'll gladly tell you what you'll see in this crazy universe. *Warning: Contains strong words.
Solatorobo: Red The Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Red S.
Post Game, Post Hell reviews
HEAVY DARK DAWN SPOILERS! STOP READING THIS! Sure enough, Matthew's journey around Weyard was kind of easy, but boy was he wrong when he thought it would stay easy all the time...
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2011
Roxas' Tutorials reviews
Roxas was recently admitted and born into the Organization XIII. However, once he has lived for a week, his lessons start off...very interesting due to his curious mind...and the Nobodies are going to be frank with Roxas as each day passes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Roxas, Larxene
Gabriel VS The Path of Honor reviews
Post-game. Gabriel Cunningham enjoys a day to rest from his job in his office. Unfortunately, he has to deal with work, an annoying buzzing fly, and his laziness. Thankfully, the Path of Honor will guide him to success...not.
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Gabriel C., Tomoe T. - Complete
Present less Christmas reviews
For Smash King24's Christmas Contest. The Smashers face a problem during December 25th: all of their gifts are gone from their tree. Fortunately, Popo is on the case. Unfortunately, Popo is the one on the case as well...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Popo - Complete
Knuckles's Birthday reviews
What's better to see when you wake up the day of your birthday? It's better to see that your big Master Emerald was stolen once again...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Knuckles - Complete
The Subspace Emissary in a Short Summary reviews
Basically, the whole storyline in one single chapter, with many facts, of course. Warning: may contain strong words.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete