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Before the Veela Breaks You by Lostinthenightrain reviews
A year since the war and nothing is the same. Draco Malfoy finds himself fighting a beast within him - awakened after the war. His heritage coming alive and wanting the one thing he cannot have - a muggle born Witch who has every reason to hate him for all eternity. Not that he wants her... but she may be his only saving grace in the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 109,345 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 5/27/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Narcissa M.
Chimaera by Emmaficready reviews
When Voldemort unleashes a deadly Chimaera upon Hogwarts, Hermione's life will forever be changed when her deciscions and actions alienate her from her friends and alter the course of her life. Will Snape be there to help her put her life back together ? WARNINGS: CHARACTER DEATH - VIOLENCE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,449 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/26/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 93 - Words: 730,379 - Reviews: 8631 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 6,747 - Updated: 12/21/2023 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
Soul Bonded by maisey2k10 reviews
Hermione's just discovered she's a witch and is to attend Hogwarts. There, she meets a family of strange redheads, a group of pranksters and Quidditch players, the chosen one, along with meddling professors and ghosts. All of who, change her life. What will happen when long-kept secrets are revealed? Will the saviours needed come to light? Poly fic! [HGxFWxGWxOW] Powerful!Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 89 - Words: 579,314 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 11/1/2023 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Hermione G., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
An Unexpected Malfoy by RiverWriter reviews
Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 297,215 - Reviews: 6793 - Favs: 8,599 - Follows: 10,943 - Updated: 8/14/2023 - Published: 9/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
The Wrong Choice by BlueZeldana reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the Death Eater's trials have begun. Lucius Malfoy is already in Azkaban, now is Draco's turn to face the Wizengamot and accept his fate. Three witnesses are waiting to testify on his behalf, and one of them is Hermione Granger. As he sees her, his blood starts to burn and he knows he's fucked. She's his mate. Dramione. VeelaDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/21/2023 - Published: 7/27/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Chapter by Douglette reviews
When Hermione's life falls apart, she disappears, Severus isn't sure why it bothers him as much as it does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,585 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/6/2022 - Published: 10/23/2021 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
In Every Lifetime Before by Jarmitage reviews
Pulled together by fate and pulled apart by just about everything else - including each other - Severus Snape and Hermione Granger must learn to accept the magical bond between them. Amidst the terrors and loneliness of war, their destiny is the only thing that can truly vanquish the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,957 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/9/2022 - Published: 2/15/2021 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
I'm yours by theLashJedi reviews
After Ron Weasley humiliates Hermione Granger at the Ministry of Magic's Annual Yule Ball, Draco Malfoy seizes the opportunity to do something he has long desired - offer himself as an alternative.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/3/2022 - Published: 1/30/2022 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ron W., Lavender B.] - Complete
Something Deeper by kmd0107 reviews
Draco and Hermione have to consummate their marriage bond. Draco may have left out one not-so-tiny detail. Written for the Deflower Draco Fest 2021
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/3/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Tell me by FED-NS reviews
A few years after the end of the war, the ministry decided that enacting a marriage law was a splendid idea. But instead of searching for a wife, headmaster Snape spent the allotted time secretly watching a certain young arithmancy professor with golden-brown eyes. Whatever will come of it, I wonder? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/9/2021 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Mate of My Desire by SehunsBae37 reviews
Fenrir Greyback has never really desired anything in life outside of respect. Well, except one other thing: a mate. He had come to terms with never having one until a chance encounter makes him believe he just might have found her. Turns out, it is none other than Hermione Granger, best friend to Harry Potter. Fenrir desires his mate, and he will have her. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,269 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 6/11/2021 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Convenient Marriage by Bleak December reviews
MLC-inspired. When Dumbledore asks Hermione to wed Severus Snape under the newly enacted Marriage Law, both he and Snape are shocked when she doesn't hesitate to say yes...but, her answer isn't all that surprising when you look at the years leading up to it. [SS/HG] RATED MA for descriptions of sex & violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,312 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/9/2021 - Published: 5/18/2021 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Solitary Man by apckrfan reviews
Severus realizes there's something different about Hermione while helping after being hit by Dolohov's curse. Not one to give into whimsical fancies normally his curiosity gets the better of him in this instance. And, all right, maybe trying to prove to whoever was obviously playing a joke on him that he's done being made a fool of. (More thorough summary in Chapter 1)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 145,017 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 5/9/2021 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Arx Domus Nigrae by MaryRoyale reviews
There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,398 - Reviews: 4866 - Favs: 8,471 - Follows: 10,922 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Cygnus B.
Might Be Mine by Nautical Paramour reviews
When Ron and Harry try to rescind Hermione's plus one to their respective weddings, Hermione surprises the boys by insisting that she's actually been dating someone for a year. The only problem is she has no boyfriend to speak of. Enter Marcus Flint. With a little bit of convincing, he agrees to be her fake boyfriend...but is the relationship really fake? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,618 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/28/2021 - Published: 5/3/2021 - [Marcus F., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In the Arms of her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
The original ITAOHD. Rewritten version is posted. Please note that the original was published in 2012 and my writing has changed significantly. Thank you for your support! *INCOMPLETE* *DISCONTINUED* *REWRITTEN: The Dragon Prophecy*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146,589 - Reviews: 4378 - Favs: 6,699 - Follows: 8,838 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Fun Times by Falling-Pixie reviews
Roxanne has the unfortunate privilege of explaining masturbation to Megamind after he catches her in the act.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2021 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
An Unexpected Companion by ANGSWIN reviews
Hermione is harvesting a rare plant in the Forbidden Forest during a full moon when she is attacked. However, she is saved by something...someone...completely unexpected and her life is changed forever. (AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/5/2021 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Chain of Custody by pumped.up.kicks86 reviews
The former Death Eater and Blonde heir apparent to the Malfoy fortune has been missing for over a year. Hermione Granger finds him on her walk home from work. He's starving, scared and doesn't know who or what he is. She'll have to remind him. It's easy to forget who someone used to be when who they are now, looks at you that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/19/2021 - Published: 2/27/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vibrations by TriDogMom reviews
Severus gives Hermione a special present.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/16/2021 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Death's Child by Sakubato reviews
Sirius Black has Moonlighted as an actual Grim for years. Then, that fateful Halloween, he calls in a favor from Death. In 1991 Harry fails to appear, One Hermione Granger makes a new Friend, and as the day of revelation approaches, the questions is: How will the wizarding world react to a Harry Potter raised by his Sirius Black and his favorite 'uncle': The grim reaper himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,279 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 2/15/2021 - Published: 9/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Death - Complete
Deal or No Deal by Lettice Douffet reviews
What might have happened if Hermione met Fred and George on the train instead of Ron and Harry? (What started as a one shot that grew into something more.) Slow Burn, eventual Fremione. (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,676 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/21/2021 - Published: 1/13/2021 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] [George W., Luna L.] - Complete
The Cell by WrathOfMacy reviews
"What the fuck happened, Malfoy!" She exploded, her voice cracking as she turned toward him. "One minute I'm being tortured, convinced that I'm going to die in your family's tacky drawing room, there's spellfire, a crash that felt like a ruddy earthquake, and then I wake up here, with you of all people!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,525 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/18/2020 - Published: 9/4/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
With A Red Bow by LoveHGSS reviews
It's Hermione's 21st birthday and needless to say is drunk and decides to confess, via a letter, her deepest secret. What she didn't expect were his replies. Chunks of DH thrown into the trash bin. Lemons. Mature Content. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,036 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Lettice Douffet reviews
When Neville volunteered to act as Hermione's undercover bodyguard for a night, they had no way of knowing that they'd soon be plunged into a series of perilous situations that would bring past regrets and long buried feelings to light. Slow Burn Nevmione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,859 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2020 - Published: 11/2/2020 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At the Toss of a Coin by zaubernuss reviews
Ten years after the war, the outrageous resurrection of an 'old blood' tradition by one of the Golden Trio causes quite a scandal at the Ministry's Midwinter Ball. From one moment to the next, Hermione finds her life in shambles. However will she live on? Inspired by Sixpence Jones' one-shot 'A Difficult Man'. A slightly different take on the famous Marriage Law trope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,689 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 10/23/2020 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Silver Dragon by Little Miss Slytherclaw reviews
When Hermione storms off in a huff, she finds herself in a place she shouldn't be, standing before the most magnificent beast she's ever seen. An unlikely friendship forms and Hermione lets the dragon in on her innermost thoughts and feelings, but was that a mistake? 7th year AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 3/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Hang ups by gannymcmanny reviews
Donnie's got mad body dysmorphia as well as a brand spankin' new girlfriend. What could go wrong? (Takes place a week after the end of 'Mistakes Were Made.' Apritello smut with a side helping of angst.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2020 - [Donatello, April O'Neil] - Complete
Venus Flytrap by Calebski reviews
It shouldn't be this good. More than any other thought, that was the one that kept drifting to the forefront of Hermione's mind. The sentence lit up behind her eyes like a blinking neon sign and washed out all the other noise in a scream of day-glow pink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 7/2/2020 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] Harry P. - Complete
Flourishing Devotion by Calebski reviews
Neville Longbottom took in a deep, satisfying breath and looked down at his feet. His new shoes broke up the yellow warning lines at the edge of the platform, but he didn't move back. The pristine brogues made the mottled, old paint on the ground look worse and Neville wondered if he had ever looked better than any place he was before, but he still didn't move. He couldn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/9/2020 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] Augusta L. - Complete
Mine by dragoon811 reviews
When taken by snatchers she was scratched by Fenrir – seemed minor, and like Bill she's not full Lycanthrope. She does, however, have a few...tendencies. Unfortunately, the unforseen one is to claim her mate—Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/29/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Disguised Affections by Dressagegrrrl reviews
Snape is #1 on the Dth Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked, and to buy time to find a solution, Dumbledore hides him amongst the 7th yrs under a glamour and the watchful eye of HG. Repost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,681 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/27/2020 - Published: 3/17/2020 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I am Here by Tempest E. Dashon reviews
It was yet again that dreaded day of hearts and chocolate, flowering words of love and adoration and he was not in any way interested in being a part of the pompous display of empty headed buffoonery! At least...he thought he wasn't until he received a Valentine of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/14/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Liquid Erotica by Tempest E. Dashon reviews
After several failed attempts to find a Mr. Right Now at this point, Hermione decides to try a very popular product that the Weasley twins are selling. What she doesn't know is that her particular request has some very unexpected side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/27/2020 - Published: 8/13/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Wizard's Pleasure by Tempest E. Dashon reviews
(Dash, #85, 92, & 54) The game of truth or dare just got a little more serious and personal but she was determined not only to win the game but to win a moment with the very dark and untouchable man she had admired for years. (Another Title Challenge Fic for the Coven)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/23/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,298 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Castoff by hummerhouse reviews
A decision made in haste by Donatello will change the lives of his family forever. Multi-chapter, 2k16 movie verse. 1st Place in the TMNT Universal Reader's Choice Awards 2017: (General Ballot) Most Exciting Action/Adventure. Preview art by AlessandraDC for this story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,038 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Complete
Your Secret to Collect by Tempest E. Dashon reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle Jr was not someone that anyone wanted to get close to or trust. He was known for being cold and ruthless and unyielding. That is until he meets one untamed and unafraid witch who enjoys watching his temper as she says anything she likes to him. Savior or Destroyer...he was not sure but he was determined to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,084 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 6/14/2019 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Findr by msmerlin13 reviews
Hermione is about to go through her first heat as an Omega. Problem is: she doesn't have an Alpha to help see her through. Leave it to her best friend, Harry Potter, to sign her up for a match service called Findr, where Hermione finds a married couple looking for an Omega to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 9/27/2019 - [Hermione G., Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P. - Complete
In His Arms by corvusdraconis reviews
SSHG Ronald uses a spell he finds in the library at Grimmauld Place to give himself what Harry's parents had: true love. Maybe he should have read a little more before trying it out. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/26/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Dive by Dal Niente reviews
Roxanne could have noticed her interest in Megamind was more than hypothetical before he was staring up at her through three feet of green water and asphyxiating.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Language, Miss Granger by Laurielove reviews
Over three thousand words of language related filth. One shot. Snape/Hermione SS/HG. Mature readers only. Don't read if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/18/2019 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Tender Moment by NLAP reviews
A tender moment between Severus and Hermione in a very dangerous situation. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
To ask for more by Maze-zen reviews
All, he would ask for, was one kiss. She wasn't happy about that.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 6/7/2019 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Augurey by La-Matrona reviews
After the war, Harry Potter is desperate to make sure that not a single life more is ruined by Voldemort's legacy. Aided by the ever loyal Hermione Granger, he makes a decision which will forever change more than one life. An epilogue disregarding, Cursed Child inspired, Harmony romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,051 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Her Dark Lord by smithandbarrowman reviews
Everything has fallen apart for Hermione Granger; smothered by Weasleys and unsatisfied with her love life, she renounces her life and walks away from all she once held dear. A surprise encounter opens her eyes to a life she'd only dreamed of, and the love of a man she'd always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/7/2019 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lion's Heart by Ciule reviews
Hermione's first transformation proves to be a dangerous surprise. To control her form, help is needed from a bigger and stronger animagus. The strict Headmaster of Hogwarts reluctantly agrees, though the consequences might be out of his control. Post-war, Severus lives, EWE. Snamione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/29/2019 - Published: 4/20/2019
Master Mine Book 1: A Lesson in Submission by SnowblindLissaDream reviews
*Winner- Best Smut - 2019 Enchanted Awards* Hermione accidently witnesses something and her life changes forever. Canon compliant to book 6 then STRONG AU. Dominance/submission. SS-HG, LM-HG, DM-HG, CW-HG, light OC-HG. Other OC's involved as friends. Longer synopsis in first chapter. Book 1/3. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 287,173 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
His Veela Heritage by RiverWriter reviews
His entire world shifted and he was suddenly certain that his life was no longer really his own, it belonged to her. He could only hope she'd forgive him, could only hope she'd accept him. Because he was a veela and Hermione Granger was his mate. The only woman who had any chance of truly making him happy was the same girl he'd spent half a lifetime tormenting. Karma was a bitch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,958 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 10/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Looking Glass by Kyonomiko reviews
No one knows what happened to Draco Malfoy in the final battle, but, when his portrait shows up at Harry Potter's house, it's readily assumed he didn't make it. Hermione's perspective on the wizard starts to change as she learns more about who he really was. The more she knows, the more tragic his apparent demise seems to be. EWE Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,224 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 5/28/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not So Savage by SehunsBae37 reviews
The war is over, Voldemort has won, and Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is allowing his Death Eaters to take a female captive of their choice and do what they may with them. And unfortunately for Hermione, she was given to Fenrir Greyback. But overtime, Hermione realizes that the werewolf isn't as feral and savage as he appears. Set post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,531 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Willing by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
DomSev/SubHarry. Harry's been missing since he was 9 years old the wizarding world have been looking him for seven years to no avail. He's Seventeen when they find him, but they were in for a shock if they thought he'd do what they wanted. Turns out Harry has known Severus for years, he's a metamorphamagus. Dumbledore's manipulations are found out, the world is in for a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 120 - Words: 514,412 - Reviews: 8174 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 5,256 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Out of Necessity by Laurielove reviews
Voldemort holds Hermione Granger prisoner in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy feels like a prisoner in his own home. The Dark Lord seeks distractions. When Malfoy and Granger are caught up in his dangerous game, they have no choice but to play along. Can they ignore their mutual hatred and do what must be done? How far will they go and what will they discover? HG/LM Mature readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Chronos Historia by In Dreams reviews
Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,497 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 11/5/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Expecting the Unexpected by AnotherAldebaran reviews
Severus Snape is hit by a nasty curse by Bellatrix which has a very specific counter. Can Hermione help him while they try to end the war? Post-Hogwarts, AU, alternative story from 7th year onwards including a few details from the Trio's 6th year. Unexpected complications and unexpected allies appear along the way. Complete - epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,148 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
War Bride by Entwinedlove reviews
Complete. / Rabastan Lestrange saved Hermione's life during the Battle of Hogwarts. Repaying that debt will change her life. (HG/RabL, HG/DM, DM/HG/RabL, some HG/RW) Tags: implied/referenced character death (No major characters), grief/mourning, angst, dating, forced marriage, dub-con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 151,934 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 10/6/2017 - [Hermione G., Rabastan L., Draco M.] - Complete
The Fever by Flightglow32 reviews
After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Different Kind of Magic by maisey2k10 reviews
Hermione's secret is discovered by the Order and she needs saving. With the help of Sirius, she learns to put the past behind her, and with the help of the Weasley Twins, they show her a happy future. But Hermione isn't who she thinks she is, what she discovers will change both her life and the future of the Wizarding World for good. Rated M for a reason! Powerful!Hermione! Triad!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 155,715 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 9/30/2016 - Hermione G., Sirius B., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Moonlight by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE SHOT* Coming to call on a werewolf hours before the full moon rises has unexpected consequences for the brightest witch of the age. Hermione never expected that Remus would ever let her get so close, but the allure of moonlight finally proves too much for the lycanthrope to resist. Remione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 565 - Published: 8/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Hold On To Me by ANGSWIN reviews
Four words guide the evolution of a relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Misplaced Moony by ShayaLonnie reviews
A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. *Art by Freya Ishtar* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,817 - Reviews: 4293 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Ninety days of darkness by Fragilereality reviews
Voldemort was triumphant and Hermione Granger has been a prisoner in Malfoy Manor for three months. At Voldemort's behest she is engaged to a reluctant Lucius Malfoy. Hermione is not easily subjugated and ninety days in the dark can change a person beyond all recognition. AU. Rated M for sexual content and violence, as dark as I'm every likely to get - still not that dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,846 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Draft of Living Death by Maloreiy reviews
The Malfoy family is not pleased with the announcement of a Marriage Law, but they are determined to get the best out of it, of course. And the best is clearly Hermione Granger. Hermione, however, would rather die. (Overall Winner of the 'Something Worth Fighting For' competition and also winner of Best Angst, Best Dark, Judges' Favorite, and Fan Favorite.) S&R:CRW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 156 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Bound by water by Flightglow32 reviews
Hermione is determined to discover the secret being hidden by her potions partner. Written for Quills and Parchment 'Not Quite Human' comp. Runner up of most unique use of creature prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G., Theodore N.]
Done Without You by Nautical Paramour reviews
Fenrir Greyback answers the call of his kind. Remus Lupin enters into an unbreakable pact. Hermione, unable to let someone die, decides to give this whole mate thing a shot. Wolfmate. Fenrir/Hermione. Shorter multi-chapter. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,571 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Fenrir G.] Remus L. - Complete
Twice Claimed by Worthfull1 reviews
Remus and Sirius rescue Hermione from Greyback's clutches when the trio is captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, but have they saved her in time? Wolf!bond, triad, rated M for language and smut. First chapter includes attempted non-con. PLEASE READ TRIGGER WARNING! Present for SableUnstable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,250 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 3/20/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Instincts by Reveraine reviews
Some things are not as they seem. There are many things people take for granted about the magical world. What if werewolves were not quite what everyone thought? Hermione is going to find out the truth, whether she wanted to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 159,619 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Hermione G., Fenrir G.] Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Doing it for the Order by DesertC reviews
The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,717 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naming Her Secrets by snapeslittleblackbuttons reviews
Hermione Granger has several secrets, including where she spends one night a month, and who she would prefer to spend that night with. Written for the Quills and Parchment 'Scandals' Competition. WINNER: Best Plot. WINNER: Most Scandalous. Second Place Overall/Judge's Favorite. Second Place, Best Suspense. Note: lemons! Trigger Warnings: minor drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Hour of Snape by DesertC reviews
Hermione Granger has paid for an hour alone with a Severus Snape look-alike. At least she thinks she has. Mature readers only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,704 - Reviews: 13856 - Favs: 13,891 - Follows: 5,545 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Safe Word is Devil's Snare by ShayaLonnie reviews
When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,762 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Breath of the Nundu by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 191,798 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Head Games by MissFantastic reviews
Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? Draco POV. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,222 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Prodigal Witch by MissFantastic reviews
Hermione Granger returns to England after years away. Things have changed back home, but so has she; though Hermione doesn't know just how much. No one ever said change was easy and in her case it is downright dangerous, but she wouldn't be alone. Not only do drastic changes affect Hermione's life and magic, but she will also end up bound for life to another. Hermione/Multiples
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,788 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish (Upon an Evil Blue Star) by InvisibleJediMaster reviews
Make-A-Wish contacts Roxanne to tell her a young boy wants to meet Megamind, so she lets him know and together they make a plan. (Oneshot)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 12381 - Favs: 22,473 - Follows: 14,759 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Becoming Lady Malfoy by MissFantastic reviews
To finally end the war, Hermione must agree to a marriage with the other side. Being engaged to marry one Malfoy would be stress enough, but Hermione finds herself outnumbered by Malfoys two to one! While she tries to navigate her new relationship, not everyone is happy with the situation. Hermione/Draco/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 207,438 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Fools by setepenre-set reviews
In an attempt to deal with his unwanted *feelings*, Megamind decides to fake a proposal to Roxanne on April Fools' Day. Of course, Megamind's plans never go quite like he expects... Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,404 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
The Secrets in a Turtle's Heart by Koalagriton reviews
TMNT 2012. What if April wasn't immune when she fell into Baxter Stockman's vat of mutagen? A Turtle-April Raphril fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [April O'Neil, Raphael] - Complete
Bruises by champagne for the pain reviews
Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
World Enough and Time by lena1987 reviews
Complete. Starting with a letter found in his bedside table when he assumes the role of Headmaster in 1997, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger begin a strange correspondence. The new Headmaster is glad for the comfort of a confidant, but Hermione has just one problem: it's the end of 1998, and Professor Severus Snape has been dead for months. A story of time and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,558 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
In Your Dreams by llorolalluvia reviews
Complete! Concerned about Harry's nightmares, Hermione discovers a potion that allows one to enter another's dreams. Well, Harry isn't the only one having nightmares... Will she get in over her head? WARNING: This will be a graphic fic and will contain some not-exactly-consensual situations. Dubcon SSHG! (I decided not to include an epilogue. Explanation inside.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,054 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Threads of Fates by Hikorichan reviews
When Severus Snape buys a new set of robes, he has no idea that they will alter his fate… by force if necessary. (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Convergence by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
He scratched at the back of his neck. "I mean, you didn't even like *kissing*."/ I didn't like kissing *you*. But the words burned unsaid on her tongue. "It's fine, Ron." Hermione patted the tome in her lap. "And I'll be here with my book. As expected." /Marriage Law/ SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
High As The Moon by theherocomplex reviews
April O'Neil meets someone unexpected when she should be studying for finals – but she's not complaining.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,076 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Donatello, April O'Neil] Raphael, Irma L. - Complete
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 101,386 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Partnership by Brightki reviews
Hermione is approached by two former Dark wizards with a special project and she finds her whole world turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by SweetTale4u reviews
**Winner Best Romance 2014 LJ SSHG Fan Fic Awards** My Entry into the 2014 Live Journal Hermione Smut Fest. Severus Snape is fed up with reports that he is somehow planning/plotting to be the next Dark Lord. Thanks to a comment by Lucius he decides to seek out Hermione Granger and proposition her in exchange for helping her cause. Hermione in turn has other ideas in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Heart Wants What the Heart Wants by rizzo87 reviews
Severus Snape felt a strange pull towards Hermione Granger from the moment he saw her and didn't know why. Little did he know the role she would play in his future happiness. A story of soul mates and how their mutual respect grows into something much stronger. Snape is OOC, still somewhat snarky. Follows some events from books but is obviously NON-CANON;EWE;Deathly Hallows ignored
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,798 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Incubi by xxkattiaxx reviews
A realization struck Lucius Malfoy as he studied his long time friend: a man will only crave that which he cannot have. Truly, it is only when the object of his desire has moved well beyond his grasp that a man recognizes his need for what it is and will then move Heaven and Earth to reclaim it. A novel filled with romance and adventure. Post Hogwarts. AU. SSXHGXLM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,463 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Of Weddings and Warfare by j-jip reviews
In the midst of a looming war, an old law is brought back to life. Hermione Granger soon finds herself in a hasty engagement to a man that just happens to be her professor. Marriage Law. AU from the end of HBP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,013 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
A Veela Gets What A Veela Wants by Imwaiting4myAliceandEdward reviews
Same plot, but completely different than What A Veela Wants, A Veela Gets! I decided it would be fun to have two stories with the same plot, yet two characters who drastically change the story. Let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29799 - Favs: 33,054 - Follows: 20,219 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Passing Notes in Snape's Class by Bari Sax Player reviews
Back by popular demand, the title says it all, Hermione gets caught passing a note in Professor Snape's class.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Virgin Territory by OogieBoogie reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts' Sex God. There isn't anyone he has not slept with, and they say he's open to anything and anyone. There isn't possibly one thing that he cannot do. He is a sexual deviant. Right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beauty of a Full Moon by Ares.Granger reviews
"I do wonder how the magicals of Britain will react when they discover that the 'Boy-Who-Lived' is now the 'Wolf-That-Loves'." Hermione and Harry become werewolves with some surprising results. So surprising, in fact, that their world turns on its head. Takes place sixth year. Harry/Hermione, AU. I find this story hard to give a summary for...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,350 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Fenrir G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Worst Day by georgesgurl117 reviews
A "Snapey Valentine" challenge: Severus had always hated the cursed day, and then he received an unexpected Valentine's Day message.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Severus S. - Complete
Blue by Turtle Babe reviews
This is an AU/Tcest/Mpreg story. A run in from Bishop leads to a lot of complications for Leo. What is he going to do now?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Bound to Happen by OpenYourHeart2Me reviews
Hermione and Professor Snape? Of course! It was bound to happen eventually!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Boundless by SleepingSeeker reviews
A wicked little story for my delicious little followers who enjoy their romance dark & dripping with the most twisted forms that love can take on. A story in the vein of Frankenstein, just in time for Halloween. As the song goes: Donatello does machines. WARNING: DARK - may disturb sensitive readers. Read on if you dare. (2013 AFFA Nom: Most Distinctive Don, Best Horror, Best Kink)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
The Funeral of Lily Evans by LiesMiranda reviews
Sirius Black's best man speech, as the Queen of Drama Queens would have presented it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M. - Complete
Marine Love by Vema reviews
Minion notices someone hovering on the edge of the crowds, and is surprised when she's interested in getting to know HIM instead of his boss. Not graphic, just romantic. Oneshot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Minion, OC - Complete
Bad To Be Good by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,226 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wanting to be Wanted by Turtle Babe reviews
AU/Tcest fiction-What do you do when you are left behind? For me, you smile and hide the pain
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
A Wizard Gets His Share by CRMediaGal reviews
A virgin Severus and an instructive Hermione make for an interesting first experience. One-shot, AU, Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Spring's Chosen by artemisgirl reviews
A golden unicorn appearing on the Malfoy grounds sends the Manor into a flurry of activity, to the confusion of one Draco Malfoy. It's just a unicorn that happens to be gold - isn't it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13310 - Favs: 15,874 - Follows: 8,397 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by Bari Sax Player reviews
Being a double agent is a stressful job and Hermione's worried about Professor Snape. But what is he doing all alone in an empty room with the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6317 - Favs: 16,866 - Follows: 5,957 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Flip by remuslives reviews
The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Pleasant Evening Talk by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Roxanne decides to have a simple, adult conversation with Megamind. Nothing could possibly go wrong... Post-movie, some spoilers.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
First Touch by Dani Kin reviews
The best part of a new relationship is all the first little moments, sweet and sexy. And Roxanne is slowly easing Megamind into having a sexual relationship.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,233 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 235 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 911 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Misfortunes In Spying by georgesgurl117 reviews
The third lesson in espionage - sometimes you see more than you ever wanted to. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Another School Year by Megamind reviews
Roxanne Ritchi's senior year of high school takes a whole new turn when a charismatic new student arrives and changes everything, helping her to find the strength to stand up for what she believes in, and to help him be the man he was always meant to be.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,332 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Course Correction by htdcd reviews
Playing around with time-turners has its consequences - do all of them *have* to be so bad? Snarry goodness at its finest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Taste of What's to Come by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Roxanne bumped into a cloth-covered machine and nearly stumbled as a flash of bright white light caught her off-guard. Great, there went her dark vision. It was going to take hours to find the kitchen now...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 4142 - Favs: 10,080 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Metro Cover by cgaussie01 reviews
Complete! AU. Follows the trials and tribulations of Roxanne, a new office worker to Metro Cover where she meets Megamind, Minion, Metro Man, Hal and even Bernard in this romantic comedy escapade. Sexual content of both types!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,497 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
In Bed With Remus Lupin by GreenEyedBabe reviews
After Slughorn's party, Remus wakes up hungover and stark naked. Realizing that he's slept with Hermione, who is his best and only real friend these days, he runs and hides out of fear of her regretting their drunken night together. One-shot. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Convergence by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is pleasantly surprised when a good friend turns up on her doorstep late one night. Remus/Hermione. M for good reason. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Kimberlee18 reviews
Hermione has been living with Sirius and Remus in Grimmauld place for a year. Everything has been going well until one fateful full moon when the wolfsbane potion fails and Hermione gets bitten. How will she handle her new life? Mature. HG/RL,HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,719 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 1,070 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by Sanru reviews
I can’t remember anything and nothing is making any sense. All I know is that I’m a giant mutant turtle and that there are other mutant turtles doing everything they can to keep me safe. Why are they so familiar, anyways?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 197,618 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 752 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 10,113 - Follows: 2,920 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 1,193 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Severus' Savior by Bleak December reviews
A poem fashioned after Poe's The Raven written when I was young. Keep in mind I'm no poet. Hermione visits Snape to comfort him after curfew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 6298 - Favs: 12,701 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Serendipity by Mother of Tears reviews
The Ministry of Magic has passed a Marriage Law, but it doesn't affect only Muggleborn witches. It affects pureblood wizards as well and a certain Potion's master has a problem...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Never Stops Talking by Michmak reviews
Hermione never stops talking, which is something Snape comes to appreciate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/23/2004
Happy Birthday by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus asks the boys for help in wooing Hermione but has he been given the right information?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Welcomed Love by MetaMuse reviews
Severus and Hermione fall in love and a few surprises are waiting for the new couple. Takes place in 7th year. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,424 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete