Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
IMPORTANT! So MRT got removed but I'VE FOUND IT A NEW HOME! AND ONE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FROM! (or at least, what i finished) I really hope all you guys find this (if it doesn't work for some reason, feel free to PM me)
wow so after actually looking at my profile for the first time in god knows how long, i realize i sounded like a 12.9 year old. i apologize profusely. the over-abundance of quotes is staying, though. it's all i have.
I absolutely LOVE Youtube! Sxephil, Tobuscus, Vlogbrothers, Sourcefed, Jacksfilms, and fuck knows what else
Nobody's actually gonna read this so i'm just gonna have some fun
hmmm... (be warned. i LOVE quotes!)
Quotes i Love
"I against my brother, my brother and I against our cousin, and my brother, my cousin and I against the outsider." --unknown. just a saying.
"Call up yer dentist! Tell 'im he's a little BITCH! EpicMealTime on some chocolate candy doughnut shit! KitKats, gay bacon, Boston Creme, motha fucka WHAT UP?! And as for your sweet tooth...ooh, we're gonna give your sweet tooth a sexual root canal."--Epic Meal Time on Youtube, Candy BBQ
"What you need is sustained rage...there's too much unthinking respect given to authority"--Molly Irvins
“It is my belief... that the truth is generally preferable to lies.” --A.P.W.B.D
"When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, it is then that the world will truly know peace"--Jimmi Hendrix
"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."--C.S. Lewis
"Facts are meaningless, they can be used to prove anything"--Homer Simpson
"If i'm not back in 5 minutes, wait longer!"--Ace Ventura
"You can have Peace, or you can have Freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once"--Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
"Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now."--Saphira, Eldest
"Ignorance, fear, hate: these are our enemies. Deny them with all your might, Eragon, or we will surely fail."--Oromis, Eldest
"Just because you don't understand doesn't mean it isn't so."--The Bad Beginning
"Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course."--The Austre Academy Senior quote! wooo!
"First impressions are often entirely wrong."--The Bad Beginning
"In life it is often the tiny details that end up being the most important."--The Reptile Room
"The worst surroundings in the world can be tolerated if the people in them are interesting and kind."--The Bad Beginning
"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."--The Ersatz Elevator
"There are few sights sadder than a ruined book."--The Wide Window
"There are secrets everywhere. I think everyone's parents have secrets. You just have to know where to look for them."--Quigley Quagmire, The Slippery Slope
"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"--Christopher Marlowe
"They must find it difficult...those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than truth as the authority."--Gerald Massey
"I'm going to be frank--" "Alright. Can i still be Garth?"--Garth and his girlfriend, Waynes World 2
"The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn anything from history"--unknown R.I.P. Mr. Mazzulla :'(
"Why you wanna watch TV with the stereo on?" "Cause i like tah party."--Talladega Nights
“Well, I now know that in some scenarios, Muggles are supposed to express their feelings in random bursts of song, though where the background music comes from, and how everyone else in the vicinity seems to be able to join into the song, along with matching dance moves, I’ve yet to figure out.”--Celebony, Flawed Perfection; George
"But if you only have love for your own race, then you only leave space to discriminate, and to discriminate only generates hate"--Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love?
"Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism, but we still got terrorists here livin' in the U.S.A., the big C.I.A., the bloods and the crips and the K.K.K."--Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love?
"A war is going on but the reason's undercover; the truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug. If you never know truth then you never know love."--Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love?
"Most of us only care about money makin', selfishness got us followin' the wrong direction"--Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love?
"Wrong information always shown by the media, negative images is the main criteria, infectin' the young minds faster than bacteia; kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema"--Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love?
"Whatever happened to the values of humanity? Whatever happened to the fairness and equality? Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity. Lack of understanding leading lives away from unity"--Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love?
"We wouldn’t be writing fanfiction if we agreed with everything."--Ksomm814, of the Midnight Guardian Series
"I, have come here, to chew bubblegum, and kick ass...and, i'm all out of bubblegum."--They Live (movie)
"If you hate something thoroughly without knowing why, you can be sure there is something of it in your own nature."--Friedrich Hebbel
"Now as for me, I believe in evolution AND intelligent design. I think God designed us in his image...but I also think God is a monkey."--Bill Maher
Favorite Books and/or Series'
TWILIGHT SERIES! Yeah, I know, but in my defence, I loved it WAY before all the movie hype, and i can't truly hate it because it brought me and my best friend together (jesus christ did i have to do it in all caps? i feel like i should keep it as a reminder of the past)
The Guardians of Time!(amazing!)
The Books of Pellinor
Blue is for Nightmares, White is for Magic etc.(taught me a lot about Wiccan)
Eragon aka The Inheritence Cycle
Tamora Pierce's Tortall books
The Seer series (Don't Die, Dragonfly)
Percy Jackson & the Olympians AND The Hereos of Olympus
and i have a profound respect for Beatrix Potter (Peter Rabbit, Jemima Puddle-Duck etc)
to name a few lol
Man in the Iron Mask
Prince of Egypt
Gangs of New York (LOVE IT!)
Waynes World (lmao)
and lets just say that i love horror movies and romance! (hence, twilight)lol
I have to say this about Twilight: Carlisle is by far my favorite character. As a singular person, no doubt. i wish more people would write about things from his point of view that aren't about Esme (although i'm not gonna lie, a lot of those are megacute)lol
Harry Potter couples...i hate when people do non-canon ships (wrong fandom for that to be a hang-up, i know, but still! all the canon ships are my otps for those characters!), with the exception of Neville/Luna because you never really know who they end up with unless you look it up.
And note on any harry/ginny stories: IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY SOUL BONDING STORIES THAT ARE NOT IN MY FAVORITES, PLEASE TELL ME!!
AHA! Here are some QUOTES from my home life i have decided to put on here so you all know where im comin' from lol
any pairing of text styles=part of a conversation. if it is normal text (like this), it was just a throw-out comment without context
Karen(sis) to dad: real quick and dont be offended, how much do we get when you go?
TV reporter: "Bob Barker is retiring..."
mom: 83 and grandma looks better
Karen: he actually looks a little bit like grandma
silence. no one objects
Karen: ...so i farted at work today.
Karen: No, mom was yelling at me and then a fricken crock-pot fell on her head & i didnt feel too bad
mom: so what do you think about dad moving back in?
Karen: i dont know, he kinda takes up alota space and we only have one bathroom...
Karen: excuse me? do you carry Kurt Russell terriers?
Karen: Yea, but can you pull someone out of a burning building?WHO CAN SPELL NOW?! (yes that was one quote lmao)
me: wow i just found my Baskin Robins spoon!
Karen: What?! did you just say "I threw out my back doing Robert Spoon"?!
Karen: Oh... well did you at least have a Russian accent?
Karen: "Yea, my Thanksgiving: half Lutheran, half Mormon, ALL bitter." roflmao(because its sadly true)
Dennis (new Ex): "Don't breach my duty!"
Karen: Dude, check out these jeans I totally stole! fuck you, I'm keeping MY $80!
Me: Wow. Really? How did you manage that?
*Dad walks in*
Karen: Hey dad, look at these jeans I got
Dad: Why would you buy ripped jeans? I hope you didn't spend too much money on those...
Karen: Of COURSE not, I stole them! HAHAHAHA! *cuts off abrubtly and looks at me knowingly
Adrienne Smart, to her preschool class: PUT ON, YOUR SHIT--I MEAN, SHOES! (lmao)
Karen: You know what mom you're right! I threw the jelly jar down in a fit of rage!Just to spite you, i ruined the jelly!
Me: Dude, look at this Obama cookie my teacher gave us all.
Karen: Mmmm...tastes like Change!!
Karen: So what ever happened to great-grandpa's 1st wife? She die? They get a divorce?
Grandma: No, ran off to Canada and just never came back
Dad: Huh. That explains our hate of all things Canadian.
Aunt Aura: Ian, do you have a girlfriend?
Aunt Aura: Have you kissed her?
Aunt Aura: Is that a lie?
Karen: Move your negative ass!!(to my dad)
Karen, talking about the '08 election and black people: McCain's old enough to have owned their grand parents.
In case you couldn't tell, i spend alot of time with my sister lol.
Quotes from my social/school life!
Brig: What, beef? DAMMIT! (she's a vegetarian and was eating ravioli)
Megan: Brigitte, i can't imagine you NOT reproducing.
Emily H:...My crotch feels weird
Brig: Get me some Anne Frank in this bitch.
Lenihan (history teacher):...So they put the Japanese in camps-
Jenny (japanese friend): WHAT!?
Niki: My dad looks like a terrorist
Stieber (journalism teacher): I believe in traditional stalking, okay?
Andrea: Salad juice? Well that's unpleasant
Andrea, reading our grammar book: 'Tighten their belts, bite the bullet, pull their own weight, and give till it hurts?' What kind of dominatrix shit is this!?
Steph M: You can't just mount me like that!
random girl: Your tit is on my shoulder!
Movie trailer: What would you do to survive?
Lascon (religion teacher): Eat another human being
Lascon: Oh, did i say that out loud?
Lenihan: Why would prostitution be a good way to make money at this time?
Niki: Because it's a...good...way...to...make...money?
Megan: I like the flavor of gloves
Lenihan: It was somewhere in the south...or maybe it was Indiana?
Alyssa T: My sugarbowl is moist
Divine (chem teacher from hell): that takes 4,000 years
Alyssa T: My great-grandmother gave that to me...
*someone keeps farting*
Lenihan: What the hell is going on?!
Niki: We had a fiesta in Spanish today...
Brig: Crotch God Almighty
Brig: I feel like i was neutered.
Brig: I don't believe in Chuck Norris
Lascon: There we go, false deception. That's what the country's built on.
Lascon, on Man vs. Wild: Bugs are good protein
Lascon, still on Man vs. Wild: I need to find some moss on a rock!
Brig: You don't know what it's like to be white, man! I got shot in my eye! MY EYE!!
Brig: Is it weird to say thank you to a vending machine?
Jackie B: I don't want to ask Mrs. Ulczak, (english teacher) she might drop kick me!
Angie L: You WOULD believe in child labor laws.
Justman (history teacher): Everytime I turn out the lights, I think people leave me.
Michelle A: Do flashdrives work after you wash them?
Kara: Green Tea Frappachino...it's, like, green!
Stuebi (english teacher): It's called a uniform--
Alex S: IT'S CALLED PRISON!
Me: I have jello in my nose!
Justman: What does it take for submarines to be effective?
Karen B: Water.
Justman: Who were the Crusaders fighting?
Angie L: Jesus?
Stieber: Oh my God, put my animals down!
Cato: OW! I have salt in my eye!
LaSorella (stupid religion teacher): If you want to quietly finger it on the bus... (talking about Rosaries)
Olivia: ...My desk is gone...
Alyssa T: You don't have to go through everything for texting, like, 'Hi... How are you?...Nice weather...By the way, someone died'
Me/Rojas (aka, Hot Hot Sweet Buns): God DAMN you Hot Hot Sweet Buns, you ruin EVERYTHING!
Brig's reaction to the phrase "getting lost in his eyes": Oh. Where the hell am i!? God damn you, Mapquest!
Brig: Talk with your...mouth
Me: Hitler may have been crazy, but he was crazy like a fox.
Sonny (aka Al): Wednesday. After school. My house. Squanto.
Justman: You'll probably see me on top of the building, being a sniper.
Rojas: Corruptable youth; God bless America
Justman: The only thing we have to fear...
Me: Is fear itself
Brig: And spiders
Brig: Maybe she's trying to beat traffic.
Rojas: Traffic to Poland is really bad this time of year.
Me, after a discussion about Power Rangers: It's like one big orgy of Power...
Justman: Let's talk about Christian Bale
Brig: The Swing Kids defeated the Nazis?
Brig: On a scale from 1-Chris Brown, how mad are you?
Jess P: Kendra! I just saw your life flash before your eyes!
Rojas: Guys, what did my true love give me on the 4th day of Christmas?
Brig: Kids in africa would kill for a test like this.
Karen B: I was thinking more Asia; those kids would eat that test up!
Brig: I like Swasticas!
Duffy: Baby in the WOOOMB!
And there's your unnecassary(sp?) glimpse into my life lmao. but if you read all those, then you know what kind of humor i appreciate so if a story says humor, it might just be dry lmao
So this is a poem that our school poetry slam team wrote and one of my good friends participated in (both reading and writing). It reads like a script because it has to be performed/acted out. keep in mind that it was written for an all girl audience and by girls who go to an all girl school, so i apologize for the lack of male references.
Nerd: Dart down the hallway rushing to get to class 4 minutes early. Chatting with friends about parabolas and what E equals. People call me geek, nerd, loser. I prefer socially challenged. My hobbies include reading, writing, and playing chess. I know nothing about hair, makeup, or fashion.
Prep: Omg I, like, so totally love your outfit! Ew, what is she wearing? Not even my grandmother wears that! Blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect tan...that would be me. It's been, like, 3 days since i last got my hair dyed blonde. 4 hours since i got my nails done. And, like, 5 minutes since I last went shopping. Omg i think i am going to go crazy. Ew, what is that horrible noise?
Punk: They call me intimidating. I'm only expressive at where I stand in Converse, black jeans, and a studded belt. My friends and I rock out to hard core music. Giving us disapproving looks for our loud mouths, or is it our loud hair, pointing in every direction? Rise Against, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, just to name some bands who let me yell out against things i hate, and scream for the sake of screaming. Did i tell you i'm vegan?
Loner: Dragging down the hallway, head down, eyes not focused, heart still beating. I walk out as the first bell rings. The morning sun hits my eyes like daggers as i walk away from life into oblivion.
Nerd: Unless there is a gaping hole in the space time continuum I will never get a date or go to prom. My existence will be spent playing Dungeons and Dragons and trying to discover the last digit of Pi.
Nerd: I will maybe attend the occassional party where I will bob my head to the music and not dance.
Prep: Clubbing, love it. Peace, love, party-totally the way to be. Talk to the hand. Daddy's always got my back. He'll just write a check and make everything ok. I do what I want, whenever I want, wherever I want. But for now, I have to do homework. Triple snap. What now?
Punk: You apply as much eyeliner as i do! No one takes life seriously, acting the way you do, prep. "Like everyone must be conformed, with no mind of their own." Are you a Barbie doll? Why can't you think for yourself? For me, I need no one. I'm a rebel with a cause.
Loner: I craved acceptance, hurled myself off ridges, and tried to break barriers, sought understanding. From her; weirdo. And her; scum. And her; creeper. Stereotypes left me at the end of the tunnel, dark now like my life; barren, like my soul.
Nerd: Actually, I might dance-not well-but I will. And the music, so loud my body throbs, I like better than Beethoven and Mozart. I will inexpertly apply eyeshadow, cover my arms in braclets, and rip my jeans.
Prep: Yeah, I tend to find time to crack open a book while getting my nails done, but not literally. In my free time you can find me rocking out on my guitar in my basement, screaming my head off. But shh, no one can know. I find time out of my safe zone to go down half pipes and not be afraid. Girly girl? Yeah, okay, I guess you really don't know me.
Punk: If you can be a rock n' roll queen, I can be a fairy princess. No, seriously, I was a sugar plum fairy for ballet. I relax to violins and acoustic guitars and I really do like chess. History is my favorite subject and Hannah Montana is awesome.
Loner: I could be pretty and pink, smart and, well, smart, or in the scene. But I was forced into stereotypical cages, not allowed to fall into more than one "catagory."
All: On the outside I am defined, defined by eyes. But soul searching reveals I am just like you!
The Masen's house from Masen's Read Twilight. Note: I made the address up, I have no idea what building really hold this address, but it's not this house. This house is actually somewhere on Fullerton, but I wanted something more residential and even closer to the Lake. http://www.flickr.com/photos/eye4it/408816412/
Here is a picure that is close to the house from New Family. I have always wanted a house like this, somewhere in the woods