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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Keeper of the Lost Cities, and Hunger Games.

So. After today (look at when this was last updated), I will NO LONGER be posting things on this site due to technical issues and personal preferences. I will still be posting on Archive of Our Own, so look for me there! (Same username.) I might update in...a few months. But if so (still tentative), it will be a LONG TIME so don't wait for me and find some other good fics (I have some favorites if you wanna...read those...they're right here next to my bio)!

If you're interested, here's the status on all of my stories:

Say Something:

I took it down, but you can find it on Ao3! https:///works/27676177 I got a review informing me that I couldn't use song lyrics? Which was weird because I've seen so many other songfics on this site, but I don't want to get in big trouble. Why can I do a songfic on Ao3 and not on FF? No idea. Doesn't make sense. But anyways, if you're interested, it's on the other site! Sorry for breaking the rules, I won't do it again lol.

That One Fix:

So...I wrote this way back in April 2020...and I posted it a while ago. Honestly, I don't like it that much, which is why I have not posted the story on my Ao3 account. There are some better things that I have written, which you can find on Ao3 and I will most likely be cross-posting here sometime in the future. Basically I do not like this story and do not want to continue it. I *might* give it an ending sometime...maybe. Maybe just an outline of what the rest of the story would look like.

The First Triwizard Games:

First of all, thank you SO much if you actually read this!! I never thought anyone would, given that it is literally a crossover between Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson. (Although, for those not familiar with one or a few of those series, you'll understand it anyways.) Again, though, I wrote this one a long time ago, maybe April 2020, maybe July...way back. And I don't even remember where I left off or anything. I think I got stuck...so that one won't be continuing, at least not for in the immediate future. I don't even know how I was going to end it, because I was an inexperienced writer and didn't plan an entire story in advance...so yeah.

HE WANTED A BAGEL:

I posted all 4 chapters of this all at once, so it's done now. Lucky ducks, getting a finished fic from me. It's for Keeper, and it's SoKeefe, and post-Unlocked, so pretty typical for me. I like it a lot, though! Maybe one of my favorites that I've ever written.

MORE FICS?:

There are many more fics that you can find on my Ao3! Some SoKeefe, some Harry Potter, all good things. I go by the same username, VolkswagenPanda! I'll probably cross-post some of them here, but I'm thinking just the finished ones, because having to update a story on multiple sites is too much for my lazy brain.

Find me:

As I said, I'm on Ao3. I have a Wattpad account under the same username, but I never use it. Unrelated to fanfiction, I'm also on Buzzfeed and Bored Panda, and probably some more if I think about it.

About me:

You really want to know? For real? Okay...well, I'm awesome. Also I love to read and write, obviously. It's kind of difficult for me to access this site, which is why I'm almost never active on it. Unless you PM me. I respond to PMs. It's complicated.

My serious fandoms are Harry Potter, KOTLC (ya hate to see it), Renegades, and Maximum Ride. Lesser ones are Legend, Divergent, Percy Jackson and some of the spin-offs (HoO, Magnus Chase), Sherlock, The Good Place, Heartless, The Lunar Chronicles, Why We Took the Car, The Nowhere Girls, Mortal Instruments, and more I can't remember right now. Would recommend all of the above to anyone, but PM me for details on ones you've never heard of before. Or just...ya know...Google it.

What I like:

Hot chocolate. Soft things. And people telling me what they think of my work! Tell me what I'm doing wrong, please! And tell me what I'm doing right if you feel inspired to do so.

Other random things about me:

I am an Enneagram 4 and super proud of it. Also an INFP. Also take both of those tests please if you haven't already.

Well, that's it! I respond to PM's sometimes, but honestly it could take me anywhere from hours to months...so. Panda out.

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Matchmaking for Marauders by EarnestHedwingway reviews
She's too busy to think about James Potter - castle's crawling with muggleborn hysteria, students are terrorized by a bigoted DADA professor! But what does Lily do? Foolishly accept the task to redirect James' attentions, not imagining for a second this could somehow make her thoughts turn to him even more. And while she's at it, she may as well set up all his friends too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,530 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2021 - Published: 6/23/2020 - James P., Lily Evans P.
When Wishes Come True by Yuzu13 reviews
Jamie didn't believe in magic—but then she made a wish that took her to the start of her favorite book series. Now, she's stuck in a book she's obsessed over for almost five years, unable to recall the details until it's too late. So there's only one thing she can do: make Sokeefe happen. Oh, and help save the world. That's important, too.
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,768 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 7/15/2020 - OC
Everything Wrong With Maximum Ride by RollerMax reviews
Starts with the Maximum Ride actors from the movie reading the books, making theories and pointing out plot holes. And then James himself gets involved. The only reason I keep this up is to keep my ego in check. CW: Some serious topics discussed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2021 - Published: 5/20/2015
Routines by Nox-Rufus reviews
"You miss Voldemort," she stated. He smiled. Yes, he did miss Voldemort, in some strange sick way. Hermione sighed "Okay okay, I get it. But Malfoy is not Voldemort, he's not even doing anything." No he isn't, Harry thought, but something is happening around him, and I want in. Drarry Harry/Draco Eighth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,107 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/27/2021 - Published: 5/5/2020 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A Wolfs Howl by moonwatchersilveny reviews
Set after unlocked. A chain of lies, secrets and magic that began with a wolfs howl will ultimately end in war. What is Sophie was never the moonlark? What if everything Sophie thought she knew was turned upside down once again? SoKeefe. No Moonlark AU
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2021 - Published: 1/21/2021 - Sophie F., Keefe S.
Under My Skin by iwrteficsnottragedies reviews
Strange events occur, causing Draco to wake up at Number 4 Privet Drive. In a unlikely twist, the two boys become infatuated in one another as the opportunity allows them to see the small things. Such as the way Potter's laugh sounds like hot chocolate on a cold night. Or Malfoy's eyes hold more secrets than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 145,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 5/8/2020
Catalyst by JoMarsh reviews
Lily was using him to get back at his enemy. She hadn't considered his feelings. Of course, she'd never once gave any real value to what James Potter might be feeling. And she was struck with one thought, as he stared at her with hope, mirth, and something else Lily either couldn't or wouldn't identify: she was going to break James Potter's heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,454 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/28/2021 - Published: 8/15/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P.
KoTLC One Shots by moonwatchersilveny reviews
a collection of one shots decided by you! inspired by All those Things we've said by Raven and Shadows rated T (just in case)
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2021 - Published: 1/12/2021
Friendly Competition by JayseHasNoGrace reviews
Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,994 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
The Un-Cliché Time Travel of 2020 by The Hidden Library reviews
Instead of a very cliché NextGen go back in time to OotP Gimmauld Place and do the same thing like in every fic like that, this one will take you on a cliché-free road, where in every step of the way you'll be thinking, "What's gonna happen next?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Complete
Just Between the Two of Us by writinficsandbreakinhearts reviews
A bunch of random, unconnected Harry Potter oneshots. Primarily Cedric x Harry (Hedric) and Draco x Harry (Drarry). LGBTQ relationships, obviously, so don't read if that makes you uncomfortable. I don't own Harry Potter or its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2020 - Published: 8/20/2020
A Very Different Soulmate AU by Suitsu reviews
Draco Malfoy had the weirdest soulmate tattoo. An AU where the first most meaningful words your soulmate will say to you are tattooed on your skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Draco M. - Complete
The Party by sappho-is-my-wife reviews
With the end of the war, came a new beginning. But Draco and Harry's relationship had changed in a way that no one, not even the boys themselves, could put their finger on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2020 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
I'll Play Your Game by JayseHasNoGrace reviews
After quitting the Auror department at the ripe old age of twenty two, Harry Potter finds a nice, uneventful job in an apothecary. At least, it's uneventful until his old rival Draco Malfoy comes into the shop. They strike up an unlikely friendship, which evolves into an increasingly convoluted scheme. (A Drarry fake-dating fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 4/23/2020 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Everybody Loves James Potter by EarnestHedwingway reviews
Yes. At one point or another, every single Marauder was in love with James Potter. And that includes James himself. 5 One shots with different perspectives, glimpses of love throughout the years as James becomes the world for all of the people dearest to him. Wolfstar still implied, but hey- they can all love James either way, okay! First up, Sirius POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2020 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Wish Gone Awry by Fido the Finch reviews
Life sucks when you're a mutant bird-kid on the run. Especially when you're the leader of the Flock. So when Max sees a shooting star, she makes a wish. But sometimes what you wish for isn't what you want. : : : "I wish the School never existed."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,149 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/29/2020 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cold Blood by manage-mischief reviews
AU: A retelling of the night Sirius ran away from home. Written from a request from my Tumblr (@manage-mischief): "Can you do a wolfstar story where Sirius kills his parents? I know it's kinda a dark idea but"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2020 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Regulus B. - Complete
The Taste of Salt by BellaOfTheHouseOfBlack reviews
Harry Potter is about to begin his fifth year at Hogwarts, but how can he pretend to be normal after everything that happened last year? With the sudden loss of someone he cared about? Then comes an unexpected alliance with a certain blonde Slytherin... Eventual Drarry with Cedric/Harry flashbacks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/24/2020 - Published: 7/7/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 213 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ginny Weasley, Ghost or Sheer Memory? by ferretgirls reviews
[OneShot] A beloved student of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has passed on will their loved ones see them one more time before they finally move on?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Ginny W. - Complete
Legacy of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/27/2004
Riddle of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Lord Voldemort in his many incarnations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/26/2003
The Thinking Cap Returns by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students...and deal with a BASILISK?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2002
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/26/2002
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Ghostly
It was dark inside the cave. It was dark, and damp, and full of creepy individuals, one of whom happened to be a snake. The other one was the 16-year-old version of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, but Ginny didn't know that yet. All she knew was she wasn't feeling so great.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2020 - Ginny W.
Only a Letter reviews
Sophie reads Keefe's letter. Only thing, it's not exactly the same letter you read in Unlocked... Triggers and Unlocked spoilers. You've been warned.
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2020 - Sophie F., Biana V., Keefe S. - Complete
He Wanted A Bagel reviews
All Keefe Sencen wanted was a bagel. Alas, Sophie Foster couldn't let him get one without interfering. This is a post-Unlocked fic that follows Keefe several years after the end of the short story, and it gets a *little* dark near the end, so you've been warned.
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2020 - [Keefe S., Sophie F.]
The First Triwizard Games reviews
What if the Triwizard Tournament and the 75th Hunger Games were actually the same event?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2020 - Published: 8/22/2020 - Harry P., Draco M., Katniss E., Peeta M.
That One Fix reviews
Did I say fix? I meant fic. Or did I? SoKeefe finally happens, guys.
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2020 - Published: 9/17/2020 - [Sophie F., Keefe S.]