Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, X-overs, and Gakuen Alice.
Hi! Haha.. welcome to my rather boring profile. Okay, just some random stuff about me. I really like to write comedy, for some unknown reason. Anyways, I enjoy anime, but prefer manga, seeing as how it is the original copy, er version duh. I am rather obsessed with writing, fantasy, random weirdness, and currently, FullMetal Alchemist. Do not ask! Oh, and I can't spell to save my life. Haha. Ok, sorreh for the random babble. That's another thing, I have a bad habit of random babble. Now, if you did read this, it was pointless. Ok, now some serious random stuff about... uh, stuff. Oh yea, and be prepared for massive profile size, and growing.
xD I got a fictionpress account!
- The Book - Fandom: Harry Potter; Rated: T; no pairings
- Unknown, Unseen - Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist; Rated: M; no pairings
- Those Invisible Tears - Fandom: Gakuen Alice; Rated: T; Natsume/Mikan
- Train Short - Fandom: X-overs; Rated: K; Crack fic
- The Gateway - Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist; Rated: T; on Hitaus
"I'm not short, I just live in a big world" -Ed; Fullmetal Alchemist
"If you're looking to commit suicide, pick someone else's car" -Yuki; Graviation
"All is one, one is all" -Izumi Curtis; Fullmetal Alchemist
"I love dogs. The best thing about them is their loyal, they obey their master's commands without question, they don't complain when treated severely, and they don't need to be paid a salary. Yes dogs are truly man's best servants!" -Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist
Random Solider: "Shit, they're all done for! James, call the base! Jamesss aaaaaaah!"
Other Random Solider: "Base, this is Point P! We're under attack!"
Base: "What is it, solider?"
Other Random Solider: "We don't know!"
Base: "How many units?"
Other Random Solider: "One!"
Base: "One?! What on earth is it?"
Other Random Solider: "Hieee!"
(footstep crunching in snow)
Base: "I asked you what it was! Point P respond! What the hell are you fighting?!"
Izumi: "A house-wife! :heart:"
Other Random Solider: "(tremoring) You heard her..." -Chapter 83; Fullmetal Alchemist
Darres: "You set a bunch of angry monsters loose in the castle! What did you think would happen?! Did you think they'd all make friends with Jened, hold hands, and start singing kum by freaking ya?!" -Volume 6; Vampire Game
Ishtar: "Du wasn't completely honest with you either! She's not really my sister, she's my cat! And she's a man! She's my widdle cuddly wuddly man-kitten! Aren't you Duzie?" -Volume 7; Vampire Game
Bella: "What do vampires do for bachelor parties anyway? You better not take him to a strip club!"
Emmett: "Don't tell her anything!" -Bella and Emmett; Breaking Dawn
Lilly: "I think I love you.”
James: (as he sits down) “Who loves who?”
Remus: “Lily loves me.”
James: “Thats nice. Can I ask why?”
Lilly: “Oh, we're having a secret passionate affair. We weren't going to tell you, but we couldn't hide it anymore.”
Sirius: “What? Remus, I thought we had something special.”
Peter: “Sirius, you promised me you two were finished.”
Alice: “But, Peter, I thought you loved me.”
Peter: “I'm sorry Alice, but I can't help how I really feel.”
Sirius: “And I can't help cheating on you with Remus, Peter.”
Lily: “Remus, I cannot believe you are cheating on me with Sirius.”
Remus: “Sorry Lily, you just weren't man enough for me.”
(James and Frank watch the display with amusement.)
James: “You're all mad."
Frank: “I agree with that statement.” -The Marauders + Lilly, Alice and Frank; Ten Kisses; by freak.on.a.leash.13
Masao : “Let me get this straight. You started a fight with 2 S-class missing nin, because they were ‘jerks’ and tried to cut the line for Dango?”
Ed : “And they were dressed like idiots. It looked like they were wearing shower curtains. I had to say something.”- Masao + Ed; The Truth Decays; by Marz1
Roy: “Hawkeye, if someone called you a ‘girlie’, what would you do?”
Hawkeye: “Before or after I shot him, Sir?”
Roy: “Someone called Ed that today. Actually he called her a ‘crippled little blonde girl’ as well.”
Hawkeye: “And the dead man’s name is…?” - Roy + Hawkeye; Returning Echoes; by silkendreammaid
Roy: "Damn, and I thought our government was bad. Wait, our government was that bad… no scratch that, it was worse… theirs may be run by idiots, but at least it isn’t run by soulless, homicidal, half-humans bent on mass destruction and content with genocide." - Roy; Arches and Gates; by AirElemental101
Ed: “So basically you’re telling me that asshole got it into his mind that he’s god’s gift to wizardkind and all the muggle-borns are trash because he had a crappy, non-existent relationship with his father and has therefore made it his lot in life to wipe out muggle-borns and muggles while also having some freakish fear of death that makes him search for immortality, and on top of that has some psychopathic personal vendetta against that Potter kid because of something his mother did?” - Ed; Arches and Gates; by AirElemental101
Roy: “Who runs outside in a transparent nightgown and is surprised when someone starts chasing them?”- Roy; The Gate's Ultimatum; by Winds of Water
Al: “I’m having a really rotten night.” He considered the recent money trouble. “Month.” He thought about his missing brother. “Year.” He considered his burned down house and dead parents and gave up. “Hell, I’m having a rotten decade. Could you just get lost and give me a couple of minutes to myself?” - Al; Brothers; by Kalika Maxwell
Ed: “Well…isn’t that just…special? Cross a psychopath with…a crocodile…and look what… you get, an… even uglier… crocodile." - Ed; Harry Potter and the Lost Wall; by The Last Witness
Oddest Couples/Pairings I've come across:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Envy/Pinako; Armstrong/Alphone
Naruto - Itachi/Kyuubi
Harry Potter - Snape/Giant Squid
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Things to Remember if you find yourself at Hogwarts:
1. I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”
2. Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.
3. If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm
4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.
5. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”
6. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.
7. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
8. Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.
9. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
10. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
11. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
12. I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class
13. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
14. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
15. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
16. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”
17. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists
18. If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.
19. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
20. A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.
21. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors
22. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.
23. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens
24. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
25. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball
26. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.
27. I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
28. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
29. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.
30. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.
31. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
32. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.
33. I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.
34. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
35. I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween
36. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
37. I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.
38. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.
And that's pretty much it for now xD
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