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Joined 10-10-07, id: 1395451, Profile Updated: 09-02-09
Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, X-overs, and Gakuen Alice.

Hi! Haha.. welcome to my rather boring profile. Okay, just some random stuff about me. I really like to write comedy, for some unknown reason. Anyways, I enjoy anime, but prefer manga, seeing as how it is the original copy, er version duh. I am rather obsessed with writing, fantasy, random weirdness, and currently, FullMetal Alchemist. Do not ask! Oh, and I can't spell to save my life. Haha. Ok, sorreh for the random babble. That's another thing, I have a bad habit of random babble. Now, if you did read this, it was pointless. Ok, now some serious random stuff about... uh, stuff. Oh yea, and be prepared for massive profile size, and growing.

xD I got a fictionpress account!

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STORIES


In-Progress

- The Book - Fandom: Harry Potter; Rated: T; no pairings

- Unknown, Unseen - Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist; Rated: M; no pairings

Completed

- Those Invisible Tears - Fandom: Gakuen Alice; Rated: T; Natsume/Mikan

- Train Short - Fandom: X-overs; Rated: K; Crack fic

Abandoned/Hitaus

- The Gateway - Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist; Rated: T; on Hitaus


Quotes:

"I'm not short, I just live in a big world" -Ed; Fullmetal Alchemist

"If you're looking to commit suicide, pick someone else's car" -Yuki; Graviation

"All is one, one is all" -Izumi Curtis; Fullmetal Alchemist

"I love dogs. The best thing about them is their loyal, they obey their master's commands without question, they don't complain when treated severely, and they don't need to be paid a salary. Yes dogs are truly man's best servants!" -Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist

Random Solider: "Shit, they're all done for! James, call the base! Jamesss aaaaaaah!"

Other Random Solider: "Base, this is Point P! We're under attack!"

Base: "What is it, solider?"

Other Random Solider: "We don't know!"

Base: "How many units?"

Other Random Solider: "One!"

Base: "One?! What on earth is it?"

Other Random Solider: "Hieee!"

(footstep crunching in snow)

Base: "I asked you what it was! Point P respond! What the hell are you fighting?!"

Izumi: "A house-wife! :heart:"

Other Random Solider: "(tremoring) You heard her..." -Chapter 83; Fullmetal Alchemist

Darres: "You set a bunch of angry monsters loose in the castle! What did you think would happen?! Did you think they'd all make friends with Jened, hold hands, and start singing kum by freaking ya?!" -Volume 6; Vampire Game

Ishtar: "Du wasn't completely honest with you either! She's not really my sister, she's my cat! And she's a man! She's my widdle cuddly wuddly man-kitten! Aren't you Duzie?" -Volume 7; Vampire Game

Bella: "What do vampires do for bachelor parties anyway? You better not take him to a strip club!"

Emmett: "Don't tell her anything!" -Bella and Emmett; Breaking Dawn

Lilly: "I think I love you.”

James: (as he sits down) “Who loves who?”

Remus: “Lily loves me.”

James: “Thats nice. Can I ask why?”

Lilly: “Oh, we're having a secret passionate affair. We weren't going to tell you, but we couldn't hide it anymore.”

Sirius: “What? Remus, I thought we had something special.”

Peter: “Sirius, you promised me you two were finished.”

Alice: “But, Peter, I thought you loved me.”

Peter: “I'm sorry Alice, but I can't help how I really feel.”

Sirius: “And I can't help cheating on you with Remus, Peter.”

Lily: “Remus, I cannot believe you are cheating on me with Sirius.”

Remus: “Sorry Lily, you just weren't man enough for me.”

(James and Frank watch the display with amusement.)

James: “You're all mad."

Frank: “I agree with that statement.” -The Marauders + Lilly, Alice and Frank; Ten Kisses; by freak.on.a.leash.13

Masao : “Let me get this straight. You started a fight with 2 S-class missing nin, because they were ‘jerks’ and tried to cut the line for Dango?”

Ed : “And they were dressed like idiots. It looked like they were wearing shower curtains. I had to say something.”- Masao + Ed; The Truth Decays; by Marz1

Roy: “Hawkeye, if someone called you a ‘girlie’, what would you do?”

Hawkeye: “Before or after I shot him, Sir?”

Roy: “Someone called Ed that today. Actually he called her a ‘crippled little blonde girl’ as well.”

Hawkeye: “And the dead man’s name is…?” - Roy + Hawkeye; Returning Echoes; by silkendreammaid

Roy: "Damn, and I thought our government was bad. Wait, our government was that bad… no scratch that, it was worse… theirs may be run by idiots, but at least it isn’t run by soulless, homicidal, half-humans bent on mass destruction and content with genocide." - Roy; Arches and Gates; by AirElemental101

Ed: “So basically you’re telling me that asshole got it into his mind that he’s god’s gift to wizardkind and all the muggle-borns are trash because he had a crappy, non-existent relationship with his father and has therefore made it his lot in life to wipe out muggle-borns and muggles while also having some freakish fear of death that makes him search for immortality, and on top of that has some psychopathic personal vendetta against that Potter kid because of something his mother did?” - Ed; Arches and Gates; by AirElemental101

Roy: “Who runs outside in a transparent nightgown and is surprised when someone starts chasing them?”- Roy; The Gate's Ultimatum; by Winds of Water

Al: “I’m having a really rotten night.” He considered the recent money trouble. “Month.” He thought about his missing brother. “Year.” He considered his burned down house and dead parents and gave up. “Hell, I’m having a rotten decade. Could you just get lost and give me a couple of minutes to myself?” - Al; Brothers; by Kalika Maxwell

Ed: “Well…isn’t that just…special? Cross a psychopath with…a crocodile…and look what… you get, an… even uglier… crocodile." - Ed; Harry Potter and the Lost Wall; by The Last Witness

Oddest Couples/Pairings I've come across:

Fullmetal Alchemist - Envy/Pinako; Armstrong/Alphone

Naruto - Itachi/Kyuubi

Harry Potter - Snape/Giant Squid

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Things to Remember if you find yourself at Hogwarts:

1. I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”

2. Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.

3. If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm

4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.

5. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”

6. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.

7. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

8. Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.

9. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

10. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

11. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

12. I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class

13. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

14. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

15. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

16. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”

17. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

18. If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.

19. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

20. A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.

21. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors

22. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.

23. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

24. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

25. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball

26. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.

27. I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

28. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

29. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.

30. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.

31. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

32. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.

33. I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.

34. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

35. I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween

36. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

37. I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.

38. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.

And that's pretty much it for now xD

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Cutie and the Freak by flor-desu reviews
Natsume the biggest FREAK at school falls in love with Mikan's best friend.She makes a deal with him,she'll make him popular and get him the girl on one condition.But when they find out about certain family secrets that tie them together what will happen?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,589 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 5,774 - Follows: 6,224 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Unraveling Fate by Tragic Melpomene reviews
Fate has offered them a chance to change the future by destroying the past. The Marauders get a surprise when three tortured souls arrive in their era with a past that many are thankful to have never had. They must destroy the past to save the future DMHG (BEING REDONE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trouble Rebounds by gleamingeyes reviews
Though he has defeated Voldemort, Harry remains restless and frustrated. He tries to find peace by travelling back in time to the Marauders' era...but there can be no peace while the Dark Lord lives. Includes other characters from Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,342 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 7,953 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Indebted by Velf reviews
Set a few years after the film, based mainly on that and the first anime. A sweeping epic, with drama, action, adventure, angst, humour and romance. Original Characters. M for a small amount of mature content. A joke fic that got out of control.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 526,621 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Naruto: The Fox with a Dog's Fang by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Golden Eyes by Khaleesi's Fyre reviews
6 years ago,Edward Elric went missing. 20 year old Alphonse who has gotten his body back is asked by General Mustang to capture a supposed 'murderer'. But this man is more than meets the eye, and might have something to do with Edward's disappearance.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Shikon in the Serengeti by Zero Kiba reviews
Kagome gets separated from Inuyasha and the others and finds herself in the Pride Lands. She is befriended by Simba's pride. Eventually, she confronts a pride of nomadic lions carrying several Shikon shards. Is Naraku involved? Can Kagome find a way home?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,146 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Kagome H., Simba
Ashes of Time by Dius Corvus reviews
Four years have passed since the War ended, and twenty five since Harry Potter disappeared. Severus Snape has learned to live a life of loneliness, but the past, coming from the icy north, will not leave him alone. Sequel to Tread Softy, SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Turn To Save Her by MaRsKiLLeRs reviews
What happens if Persona meets Mikan and is able to convince her to train with him? Before she realises what happens, it's already far too late. Guess who's the only one able to save her?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,002 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
My Lost Youth by SillyKai reviews
Unusual time-travel story. Harry is transported to the time of the Marauders, but at a different age and does not fully remember who he is and is therefore unsure who are enemies and who are friends. Formerly called Present to Past
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,092 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Green Sharingan by ShadowLord9 reviews
Naruto xover. Danny is glad to get some rest when school gets out for the summer, but his summer plans are ruined when Vlad tells the town that the ghost boy is half human, and who's this new ghost that's been telling him that Danny's his new master?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Is That My Underwear! by miamimac23 reviews
What should have happened the night after Troy's final basketball game. He finds Jimmie taking pictures of his room, which leads to much more than either bargained for. Started as Troy/Jimmie but quickly became a giant East High orgy of fun! SLASH, LEMON!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,325 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Troy B., Jimmie Z.
Real Life by Cordria reviews
And what if it WAS real?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,141 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
In A New Light by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
The trio and Ginny land themselves in the marauders 7th year. They keep thiking 'if only you knew' when they talk about their futures not knowing what tragedies lie ahead of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,442 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., James P.
High School Alchemist pt 1 by Pagan Alchemy reviews
FMA/INU crossover. Al has his body, and the kids are going to school. Kagome is having issues with school & Feudal Japan. Love, heartbreak, abuse, sexual content... anything could happen...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,549 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Kagome H., Edward E.
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Best Seigaku Romance Novel by kitty.has.a.pen reviews
Sakuno is left at home while Ryuzaki-sensei is in America! Of course a young girl like her can't stay home alone! So who better to take care of her than our favorite stoic captain!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,372 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/16/2007 - R. Sakuno, Tezuka K. - Complete
Skeletons in the Closet by Lazuli reviews
Living in the Fire Country prepares Sasuke for all sorts of weird things. But until he moved in the old Uchiha estate, he didn't realise that ghosts could be part of the strange happenings, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,073 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Generations by wishesanddreams reviews
Every 75 years, it is said that a portal opens at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry admitting students from 20 years into the future. What happens if the portal just so happened to open during the Marauders’ seventh year? Partly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,836 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Other Snake Lord by A Fire in the Attic reviews
Finally, Harry's battle is over. Voldemort's gone, and all is right in the world. Well, sort of. HPxGW, HGxRW, GaaOC, NaruHina, DracoSaku, NejiTen, TemaShika, HakuOC, SasuKarin, SaiOC HP Naruto Xover Ch 13-Plagiarism? No.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,747 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - OC, Gaara - Complete
Vengeance Is Sweet by Yarouka reviews
.:L ate Light's beloved potato chips and Light was back with a vengeance. It takes two to tango, but only one to befoul a cake:. Crack ; Cake-smut ; LightxL'sCake
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
In Unlikeliest Places by frustratedfruitloop reviews
At 23 years old, ex-ANBU Captain Naruto is nothing like his former self. Can a year-long sojourn at Hogwarts, protecting a certain Harry Potter, restore him? --divergence starts at Naruto ch405-06, sixth year Hogwarts--
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Torture by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed is a tough, determined Alchemist, who won't be pushed around or forced into anything against his will. But can he stand up to this? Humor, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Envy, Sloth - Complete
Three Wishes by Mird reviews
Roy finds a genie. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Oneshot. Annoyed with the pairings he finds on FF. net, Ed writes a letter to the site.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Winry by TerraCotta Bones reviews
Postmovie. Edward and Winry, through the eyes of their daughter. 'She remembers so much that some day I think she might burst.' Winrycentric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Winry R., Edward E.
Hemorrhage by Blase Contradiction reviews
They thought they knew Sakura Mikan. They didn't. She ran away,a trail of destruction left in her wake, their trust for her wavering. When an evil greater than the AAO strikes, she'll be forced to face the shadows of her past whether she likes it or not.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,115 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007
Blue, the Emotion by Tenchi Kai reviews
All thoughts passed as I closed my eyes, letting fate do with me what it pleased. Oneshot/dribble. Edo-centric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Dude, where’s my Y chromosome? by Pickman's Secret reviews
Urahara loves his practical jokes, but he's never managed to pull one on Ichigo. After accidentally going too far in order to surprise Ichigo, the young Shinigami ends up with two big problems that are sure to ruin his life as he knows it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,061 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Ichigo K.
Kisses by stealth gato reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are sex buddies. Lemon, OOC, rushed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wraith of the Shinigami by HistorianoftheKais reviews
One cannot cheat the God of Death. However, the Shinigami is a reasonably fair deity as Konoha soon discovers. Naruto personally learns what happens when one gains a divine gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,742 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Koyuki
Natsume the Jerk by sakura-himeno reviews
Natsume Hyuuga is a jerk and Alice Academy’s most delinquent student, with a terrible past. He’s cold-hearted to everyone. One day, he meets a cheerful and popular idol who will change his life for the better. NatsumexMikanxRuka, SumirexKoko
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,912 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Gaja Noto by monkeylamp reviews
Light finds a magical notebook called the Gaja Noto, the Gay Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008
Devils vs Angels by IndianRockChick reviews
Natsume loves annoying Mikan but now he’s made her life a living hell especially since his junior is with him-Youchii Hijrii. Mikan gets totally pissed off so what does she do?... “Tit for Tat”- Hotaru suggests... Twists and Turns! Watch Out Mikan!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,903 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
A Rank Mission: Hogwarts by zfirze reviews
[HP xover] ANBU guards, Sasuke and Naruto, are entering into Harry's fifth year...[sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,858 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Over At the Frankenstein Place by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. When Axel landed the role of Frank-N-Furter at their local theater, Roxas never expected to find the sight of his best friend in drag a turn on. AkuRoku oneshot in three parts. For the.israel.project.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,947 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Strangers In The Mist by cadpig01 reviews
Voldemort captures Harry & throws him through the veil,believing he is dead. After twelve years, Voldemort has taken over most of the world, but the people are turning against him in a rebellion started by a mysterious man, marauders,& traitors
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,504 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Famous Star Secret by wingedwriter reviews
Meet Sakura Mikan, she is the 1 idol,actress,singer,model in Japan. Then her company'Sakura' sends her to Gakuen Alice to study. There she is in disguise of normal girl trying to live a normal life. F.Y.I. this is my 2nd story
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Indiana Jones and the Fullmetal Alchemist by junodog reviews
Edward and Alphonse Elric find themselves somehow transported to the time of Indiana Jones and such... mangabased
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,117 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Edward E.
The Flock go to England by Cupid's Jinx reviews
The Flock go to England...self explanitary. New characters! Has Fax from the very beggining! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,418 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Light the Family Man by KitsunesEmber reviews
Meet the very dysfunctional family- Light as the husband, L as the wife, Mello and Near as the childern, and Misa as the dying dog who lives in the basement. L struggles to keep the family together as he suspects his husbands cheating on him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5309 - Favs: 5,064 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Convenient Marriage by Cutenatsumexmikan reviews
Mikan and Natsume make a deal. They will be getting married and live in their seperate ways. After 2 years Mikan was got on a accident and have amnesia.Natsume take care of her and started to love her. What will Natsume do if Mikan find out bout the deal?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,833 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Angels Crossing Tigers by Ducky-san reviews
Mikan and her band, the Fallen Angels, are absolute rivals with Natsume's band, the White Tigers. But the more they compete, the more they question what they're competeing for. And suddenly, their feelings are altering. Rated T for safety. NXM, RXH R&R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,326 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Stardom Secret by lactose-intolerent reviews
Mikan Sakura is a famous actress, singer and model, what happens when her agency makes her go to Alice Academy acting out her everyday life as a normal student while she also works, please review and advise me! COMPLETE
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,401 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
My Last Chance by Banana Smiles reviews
If only I could hold him, and tell him how I really feel. Please, let me." She wished upon the heavens. At that night, with the full moon serving as their light, she disappeared after saying her farewell. She floated in the sky and disappeared. "Mikan..."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Holy cow! I'm in BLEACH! by Miss Tuesday reviews
Hi! My name's Yuri..ok no it's not, my real name's Gale but I like Yuri better so suck up!And... I fainted. Yeah... I'm currently dreaming Im in bleach! it IS a dream...right? CRACKFIC
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Rewrite by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Free Characters of Fullmetal Alchemist,' announced Edward dramatically, 'I have seen the future, and it is bleak.' The Ultimate Horror...a lousy Ending...demands the Ultimate Sacrifice to change it. Crack, Silliness, and much breakage of the Fourth Wall
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Not Quite a Stranger by sarahwicz reviews
ABANDONED The Marauders are in their final year at Hogwarts. A year of pranking, girlfriends, and eating is surely ahead but there is also a mysterious DADA teacher who just seems to know a little too much about them. Written before HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., James P.
The Ultimate Story Max Ride Meet the whole gang! by TheStoryTellerGurl reviews
Maximum Ride.Yugioh,CossoverWthWITCH,Buffy,Angel,Harry Potter,FullMetalAlchemist,Naruto,BloodPlus,Twilight,Torchwood,TheMortalInstumentsCityOfBones,SamuraiDeeperKyo,AllBroughtTogetherToBattleEachOthersEnemies.In TheBattleOfMeridianRomanceChart Inside..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Marauding Wanderer by Zagarathian reviews
Teaching in the past awaits Harry. Time travels, overlapping worlds, those who do not belong in existance, and an oh so strong Harry. Can things get any worse? But of course. And what's with the setup? *ON HIATUS* because of issues...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P.
The Sound Of Lies by GoldenFyre reviews
Sasuke's new mission: to get Naruto to fall in love with him and bring him to Sound. But when he returns, nothing is the same. SasuNaru, Smart!Naru, happyending fic eventually
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,880 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Journey Home by mynameisbob reviews
Edward Elric is stranded in our world and has to find his way home. Help comes from an unexpected place and he thinks that perhaps, after six years of searching, he has finally found the train home. Alternative to the movie, but some things the same. EdWi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
Why You Shouldn't Spy on Your Friends by spilledink7 reviews
Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wishing Upon A Shooting Star by starlightsurprise reviews
Harry is mourning his loss of godfather and his memories from the battle when a shooting star hits him, taking him to the time Hogwarts when the Marauders where there. How can Harry face his parents and Sirius and not warn them of their grim future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,987 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Overtake the Past by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Ryou discovers the truth about himself and his yami when the Lost Shards become active once again, heralding the awakening of youkai all over the world. Meanwhile, the Yugi gang will realize the truth behind what happened 3000 years ago... -on hold-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,032 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Kagome H., R. Bakura
Antebellum by NorthernHarrier reviews
With the arrival of the Minister's lackey, Dumbledore chooses to hire yet another Ninja to watch the backs of his charges, and to unveil the facade of the Ministry. Enter Uchiha Itachi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Itachi U.
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Curse of the Opal Necklace by Asher Elric reviews
A mysterious necklace spells trouble for Captain Jack Sparrow. Who ever knew that being a kid was so tough?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
Shinobi For Hire by HarbingerLady reviews
A lone shinobi accepted mission from both muggles and wizards. Start from the fight in Hogwarts. HBP spoiler with some differences. HPNaruto crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,992 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Shocking Discoveries by kIrEigIrL reviews
Happened BEFORE season two. Jake and Rose broke up after a promise of never going back to NY. But Jake broke the promise without Rose's knowing. Years later, a new girl arrives. Why does she look exactly like Jake's daughter?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,671 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Fae Elric reviews
Tezuka meets a foreigner who leaves him a little more flustered than he'd like to be. [FMAxPoT crossover AU, RoyxTezuka, oneshot]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Tezuka K. - Complete
The Uchiha Couple by asashouryuu reviews
Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru. Mpreg starting from chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 321,699 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Central Prison by Smex Lemur reviews
AU. Alchemy is strictly forbidden and anyone who has the talent, is taken prisoner, including a boy named Edward Elric. But he ain't planning on staying there. [RoyEd][AlWinry][EnvyRussell]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Glorified Atrocities by Kyki reviews
AU 'Well, you're obviously related to him, being a damn Uchiha and all. I might have some use for you yet. Besides…' The hunter paused, shoving a leg between the vampire's thighs and moved to whisper in his ear. 'You'd make a pretty toy, ya know.'NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Normal Day by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
·Bleach Jackie Chan Adventures crossover· ·Precanon· The Kurosaki family are on holiday in America. Ichigo thought that it would be a quiet one. Well, it was, save for a few incidents. ·Complete·
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Arrival by QueenBee11 reviews
It is the year 1983 and the Marauders are enjoying their last year as Hogwarts. But when two mysterious strangers turn up in the middle of a storm, who are they and what do they want? TIMETRAVEL! HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,509 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Time Travel to the Past by LoVinSoMe1SpeCiaL reviews
REVISED. Harry Potter is now 18 years old, and is in for a trip of a lifetime. A whole different one, to be exact. He goes back in time to the Marauders' era where he goes on many adventures and goes through lots of drama. Comedy, romance, action included
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,513 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Harry P.
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misinterpretations by Jade S. Lee reviews
[FMAHarry Potter Crossover][AU] Hermione Granger has found herself intrigued by the new professor at Hogwarts, Edward Elric. As she tries to learn more about the mysterious Professor Elric, she finds out more than she bargained for.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected by Janelily reviews
Harry and Draco accidentally travel back in time to when the marauders were 16 and at Hogwarts. Now they are stuck in the past teaching their own parents. HD slash. WIP on hiatus until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,326 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Checklist by Seito reviews
[Slight AU, Sasunaru] Itachi stared at the piece of paper in his hands. It was an odd checklist thing that he had found on the kitchen table this morning. It read: How to Know Your Otouto is Gay . R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ANBU by Roze Alchemist reviews
Yoai AU Four boys, one band. ANBU, they perform in masks and play their hearts out. Life seems good, if you ignore the fact that even their best friends don't know that they are the band. But when life is great, it must crash and burn at some point, right
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Something Cinderellaish by Smex Lemur reviews
Naruto lives with his two stepsisters and his stepmother. His boring, bullied and sucky life changes when he meets the popular Sasuke… SasuNaru. M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,464 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Konoha Garden by eta-carinae23 reviews
AU, Yaoi, Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into crossdressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Snake Lords by Crimsondansen reviews
On permanent hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,831 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fate Accompli by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Nearly ten years have passed, and Al still isn't restored. Half mad with guilt and cut off from everybody, Edward pours all his energy, in a desperate attempt, into the only solution he has found, before what seems like inevitable death can claim him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
ABANDONED Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Where's Pikachu, Ash? by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Has anyone ever told Sasuke that the Uchiha symbol looks remarkably like a pokeball? Well, Naruto decides to do so. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Imprints: A Fading Footsteps Side Story by Stick Marionette reviews
Side story to Fading Footsteps, my FMA and Harry Potter crossover. Tom finds Slughorn's parties unbearably boring, but Professor Elric is a charming drunk, and that helps. Contains spoilers for FMA end of series and HBP. AU as of the FMA movie release.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Professor Elric Goes to Hogwarts by weebeasty reviews
Edward gets a job as a professor at Howarts. Unfortunatley he gets more than he Bargained for.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Edward E.
Story of my Life by Kali Swifteye reviews
UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Teasing, Teaching and Time Travel by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. Harry becomes DADA teacher. In 1977. But what mystery shrouds the DADA teacher? The Marauders want to know. HG, y'know. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
If You Give a Witch a Cookie by jasonc65 reviews
Inspired from a classic funny story, what happens if you give a Narnian witch a cookie, and the evil that comes of it.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
I Had a Dream by Aeriel Ravenna reviews
“Granger,” he repeated. “I had a dream.” Hermione learns to like the phrase. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Climb a Little Higher by Chevira Lowe reviews
When all is said and done, all that's left is to live. NarutoSasuke fluffy drabble-thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2005
Starcross'd by kitsunelover reviews
Snape's relationship with the Giant Squid was doomed from the start.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry and the Marauders by BlueGryphon reviews
Things are even more dangerous for Harry than usual, so Dumbledore sends him to the only place he'll be safe - the past. He happens to end up at a certain time. Lots of pranks and humour. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
History of Magic by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,426 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Carry On High by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. A terrible accident claims Edogawa Conan's life, but he can't move on until the most important person to him learns the secret he's kept hidden for so long...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2001 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
A Jolly Quidditch Game by Lady Serenity2 reviews
it's a parody of Mary Poppins and Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2001
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
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Unknown, Unseen reviews
When Ed exchanged his life for Al’s for the last time, he didn’t quite get to London. Now he’s back, but Al’s not sure he can deal with this new Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Ed Meets World reviews
What if Edward unknowingly stumbled upon the biggest prank in the history of Eastern Headquarters? Or what if, it was all just in his head?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
The Gateway reviews
When Nicole is kidnapped by mysterious thugs, she is suddenly transported to Ametris where she meets Winry and Granny Rockbell. To regain her memories, and to find a way back to her world, she teams up with Edward Elric in an quest to expose the military
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Those Invisible Tears reviews
I cry in that lonely rain and I remember while the tears fall down my face with the rain, invisible to all who see. I wonder, why you had to die, and I begin to hate that hot prickling in the back of my eyes…
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Train Short
An average man's first ride on a train, and how everything can go wrong.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
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