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Joined 10-10-07, id: 1395557, Profile Updated: 03-23-11
Author has written 5 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

I, quite simply, refuse to be a ninja.

Blanket Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that I write about nor do I make any profit off this.

So,there.

1) I hallucinate and tend to lose my vision in my left eye. This is fun. The pain the comes along with it? Not so much.

2) I can crack my nose, my wrists everytime I roll them, the side of my foot. I'm a hella talented.

3) I refuse to get into relationships. Period.

4) I am walking pharmarcy. I always have Tylenol, Advil, DayQuill, and Midol in my backpack.

5) I went to an all-girl's Catholic school forty minutes from my home. At the same time, I am a Jewish girl...who lives in wunnerful school district. I have yet to figure out why I attend said-all girls Catholic school. At this point I believe it is for virgin sacrifice. Nothing against Catholics or Christians. The majority of them are accepting and tolerant. Go Jesus! You my Jew-homeboy.


Seme/Uke

Alright. I'm going to revise this, break it down.

GAY GUYS WANT GAY SEX. IT'S NOT LIKE A GIRL. IT'S TWO COCKS.

TWO. GUYS. FUCKING.

SO GET THIS WHINY UKE 'MOU, IT HUUUUUUUUUURTS! I'M FEMININE BUT I HAVE A PEEEENIIIIS" OUTTA HERE. GAY. SEX. IS. NOT. SEX. WITH. A. GIRL. AND IT'S NOT 'HAWT' TO PRETEND IT IS!

What really pisses me off is how a strong character suddenly turns into a feminine, crying mess during sex. If it's in character, alright. Yaoi manga is weird like that sometimes. But really. Sex doesn't hurt that much. Just use a hell lot of lube and relax. Sheesh.

I READ GAY SEX TO READ GAY SEX.

Yes. Some men like to 'bottom' or to 'top'. Some men are versatile. BUT IT STILL IS TWO. MEN. FUCKING.


Reviewing

Personally, if you don't want to review, well, I'm generally fine with that. I understand that I'm not the greatest writer. Actually, I understand I sorta suck at writing. On the same hand, reviews are very nice. So if you want to review, thanks!
But please, don't say "This suxs!" without a reason. And if you don't like the pairings/BL/whatever then I gave you a fair warning.

Translating

Anyone is more than welcome to translate my fiction into another language! You don't need to ask permission. I do ask that you credit me as a writer

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Love and War by lonelyriver reviews
Four years after ascending to the throne of the Great Demon Kingdom, Yuuri is forced to confront his feelings when a situation with the humans incites a marriage between himself and Wolfram. Post-Season Two fic. COMPLETE
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 488,209 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Life on the Blitz by finem reviews
RS Soracentric Sora has wanted to befriend Riku for years, but when they become teammates in High School Blitzball, Sora finds that gaining Riku’s friendship isn’t exactly simple, and life in High School can just be downright confusing…
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 230,012 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
This Black Lamb by ChanceXIII reviews
AU Sometimes life is the question and death is the answer. Raito never understood life until he met death. Eventual L x Raito.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,692 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Light Y., L
The Prince by Neverending Odyssey reviews
He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,568 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Light Y., L
Only Human by AbstractConcept reviews
Aziraphale loses his job. A/C slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
a cup full of comets by metaphorically-blue reviews
[AU][Tris and Briar] Life measures things in stages [conversations and cups of coffee, comets and spare change]. They are no different.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Obvious by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
SLASH Ryan and Seth are definitely, definitely not gay.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2005
Follow by jemisard reviews
Where one will go, the other will follow. No matter what. Character death, adult themes
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
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The Prince and the Golden Ball reviews
There was a lovely princess. Maybe. One is not too sure as this story doesn't concern itself with princesses of any sort. XanxusSqualo adult!MammonBel
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Belphegor, Mammon/Viper
Corridors reviews
The end of boyhood, the start of a decline. DinoSqualo, and XanxusSqualo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Dino, Squalo S. - Complete
Classic Poison reviews
Four looks at 10051, or ByaShou. Contains: language, BL, blood, death, angst. As of now AU
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Byakuran, Shōichi I. - Complete
The Shape of the Clouds reviews
He's still an idiot. But, somehow, he's become Gokudera's baseball playing idiot. YamaGoku HibaTsuna Cursing
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
When You Smile reviews
Tsuna is scared, Hibari is smirking and there's something fishy going on. 1827 and 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete