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i read fanfiction because therapy is to darn expensive!

Hi everyone!!

At first, I just got a user name so I could review, but now I'm in the middle of writing a story

According to my parents, I'm a crabby teenager that reads too much. Especially my fav's which I read over and over again.

My amazing friends, RoonilWazlib347, tizzlexo11, and KelsandEm also have accounts, thier stories are AMAZING!! go read the NOW

Also, I just recently got a screen name for fanfiction. If you have questions, then my fanfiction screen name is topazeyes44 (duh). the email is the same. if you have any questions, then please try to contact me. I can't promise that I'll be online all the time.

My Green Flame:

this is a link to a camp fire (i couldn't find one with blue in it, but if you've seen a real camp fire, you know that they are there):

I think that I forgot to mention that I LOVE LOVE LOVE Titanic!! Rose and Jack sigh (Leonardo DiCaprio) are the CUTEST couple EVER!! But I can't even watch the second half of the movie very often because I start crying. :(

My more recent obsession is Grey's Anatomy!! i have watched the show for a while, but it recently became an addiction!I'm thinking about writing a couple of oneshots about Grey's (particularly merder, theres no couple better on tv)

There's a website called that has most episodes of a TON of shows! If you have a fast computer, than it is amazing! It has all the episodes of Grey's Anatomy, House, Bones, most seasons of Friends, and SO MANY MORE, i just havent looked that much.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, AHiddenSorrow, Emberflight, topazeyes44,

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperaters in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have conversations with your pets about how much you hate Mike Newton. Crazy is when you stay up 'till 12:00 'cuz your friends moms are talking and your so tired, you start talking in random accents. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"(seriously! it's so hard to find a good starting point!)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile(i'm not the only one)

~If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (MY FRIENDS THINK IM OBSESSED BUT I DONT BELIEVE THEM!! (lol)
~If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (CORRECTION... WOULD LOVE TO BECOME ONE!!) ~If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (ummm... yea DUH PEOPLE)
~If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (yea, so much its sad)
~If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (my friends love teasing me about those times)
~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (many many times)
~If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (GOD I HOPE SO... OR IF THERE ISN'T, I'LL JUST KIDNAP THE REAL ONE!!)
~If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
~If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. (WOO, GO RANDOMNESS!)

~AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. (ADDICTED TO THE HOT MALE VAMPIRES, ESPECIALLY EDWARD ( 3)
~AV is Addicted to Vampires

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collide by brickroad16 reviews
A series of one-shot song-fics based on Chuck and Sarah's relationship.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 289,199 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Bright and Shiny by karensmith reviews
AU MerDer. Different take on season 1 and the relationships. What if MerDer were married before she started her internship?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 228 - Words: 166,158 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Meredith G., Derek S.
100 Charah Moments by fAteD lOvE reviews
#076- Watching Over You. Chuck and Sarah try to meet in the middle. Set during the Shaw debacle. Just to make myself feel better because Season Three is on T.V. over here and I have to relive the angst again.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck vs Therapy by BillAtWork reviews
After Sarah has a breakdown during a mission, the CIA forces her into therapy. Will this be the beginning of a life long relationship with Chuck, or the end of it?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,242 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 5,601 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
My Friend Alice by RoonilWazlib347 reviews
What if Bella made friends with Alice instead of Edward when she first moved to Forks? What if she discovered their secret by accident? My first fanfic, please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,625 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007
Chuck vs the Bar Fight by ne71 reviews
Sarah intervenes to get Chuck and Casey to iron out their differences, and gets more than she bargained for...
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Come Lie With Me by Caitlinlaurie reviews
"Lexie—" Mark cut in, "No one can know. In fact, it would be best if we pretended that last night never happened at all." The story of what happened after the night Mark and Lexie got together. Slexie!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,378 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Lexie G., Mark S. - Complete
Chuck Vs The Campaign by ersk4 reviews
After the Jill situation, Beckman orders Chuck and Sarah to increase their cover relationship level, meaning live together and look like a loving couple to ward off anyone else coming after Chuck. Sarah decides to use the situation to her advantage.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sincerely Yours by RoonilWazlib347 reviews
Edward and Bella, together forever. They've been bestfriends for 7 years. But when he reads Bella's letter and becomes her secret admirer, he must decide which is more important: their friendship, or his undying love for her. All human ExB AxJ. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 6,045 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
One Wild Summer by tizzlexo11 reviews
Charlie goes away for the summer and leaves Bella with Alice and Emmett. What happens when Jacob is making the moves on Bella, but then she meets Alice's cousin Edward, who's also staying with them for the summer. AU/OOC. BxE EMxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,361 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Guide to the Cullen Boys by tizzlexo11 reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice have lived with Charlie and Renee their whole lives. Then Charlie and Renee have to go to Tokyo for a job, leaving the girls with their family friends, the cullens. One thing: the kids hate each other. OOC/AU. BxE AxJ EMxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008
Chuck vs the Premium Drunk by ne71 reviews
Sarah comes back from Ellie's bachelorette party and demonstrates the perfect level of intoxication...
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The Glorified Nerd and Sexy Secret Agent by fAteD lOvE reviews
Just some fun Charah goodness to combat all the silly slash that's been drifting over these past few days, ergo R & R to show your support for our lovely couple. So, what happens after work for Sarah at the CIA govt building?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
And Then You by TurnMyGriefToGrace reviews
A MerDer one shot that takes place after the season five premiere, told from Meredith's perspective. I wanted to give her a little hope, since she seems kind of lost and scared right now. Hope you like it. Reviews are appreciated.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Under the Milky Way by TurnMyGriefToGrace reviews
A post-Freedom one shot. Derek returns to Meredith in their house of candles, written from Meredith's perspective. Just a sweet little one shot. Enjoy.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Double Oven by RoonilWazlib347 reviews
Oneshot. Bella & Edward are newlyweds, and go into a store to get their Double Oven. Contains singing, laughing, and much more. ALL HUMAN. please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,672 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Awake by Raquelita reviews
Mick keeps telling himself that he has to leave for Beth's own good. She deserves someone human, someone whole, and he's going to find a cure that will make him that way - permanently.But what happens when Beth decides to go after him? R&R!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Love in 1918 by LilyAlice reviews
Bella and Edward meet in 1918. How can their love survive when so many factors are trying to pull the apart. Can their love survive death? What if, true love can't conquer all? This is a story of loyalty, love, loss and lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,185 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Twilight Takes High School Musical by KelsandEm reviews
The only thing that stands between Edward and Bella's wedding is Charlie. But, how far will they go to get on his good side?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
My Green Flame reviews
This is Bella's story starting two days after she gets married. She's just about to get turned. it's a lot better than it sounds. May change POV and could get a little OOC. BxE. Rated T just in case. Fist fanfic, so be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete