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Joined 12-15-01, id: 139576, Profile Updated: 05-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Dragon Ball Z.

UPDATE: 2011 (Holy crap, the world is still here..?)

My (almost) 23 year old self scoffs at my 20 year old self. I mean, seriously, "An 20 year old"? Pshaw.

By the by, I still don't drink, past self. Aren't you proud of me? God this place is like an archeological site. Full of dusty old stuff.

I can't even figure out how this site *works* anymore. It's been what, 3 years? Jesus. For all you... weird... weird~ folk who read my stories: What are you doing? They suck. Go find a real book. :P

How does this site even work anymore? XD

~-~ The Past Me (June 5 2008)~-~

A revamp is in progress. It's been a while since I've been here. Years, in fact, and I'm sort of disappointed that fans of the things I like aren't as extraordinary in their talents as they used to be. The stories I have up at the moment are complete crap from years and years ago, when I was a noob. Now, I'm probably the oldest Cell fan here. oO

I'm an 20 year old college girl; a maverick, a rather rude and inaccurate soothsayer, a lover of dragons and science, a woman of contrasting ideals and qualities. Be forewarned, I don't care for pretty lies. I give straight, harsh, truthful answers with what I really think. I've taken six years of Japanese, so watch out, because I suck at it.

-Updated June 08- I'm loud, proud, shy, I cry, I love, I bleed, I do all those little human things, and sometimes in passing I bang my soul on the edge of my desk. I have a restless spirit which means I stay up late trying to suck the last bits of existence out of the day. And sometimes everything I've just told you about myself is probably completely untrue. Because sometimes I'm so scared of how worthless I must be in other's eyes. But hey, this is a prof, not a blog.

Have you ever felt like you couldn't find the words to describe something because it was so changing? I guess you could say I'm like the wind. It's a little troublesome.

My likes:

Cell from DBZ (Yes, that's right, it's been 8 years. I'm still loyal.)
Jareth from The Labyrinth, when he's dark
Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean
Erik/The Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera
Alucard, Anderson, Captain, and just about every character in Hellsing.
Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Who
DeathNote and Ryuk, L, Misa, and Light.
Elfen Lied
Zorak, from Space Ghost, was my role model as a child :D
~Quote: ‘Guest: what I like to do, I like to get a jar, and put a grasshopper and a mantis in it and shake ‘um up.
Space Ghost: :laughs and comments: Wow. Hmmmm. :eyes Zorak: I wonder where we could find a giant grasshopper.’

Greed, Lust, Gluttony and Scar from Full Metal Alchemist
I like Harry Potter, in particular the Ford Anglia and Basilisk, among other lesser characters
V and the detective from V for Vendetta
Illpallazzo and the others in Excel Saga
Haruko and Canti and others in FLCL
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo - Jin specifically
Vampires are always fun. (2011 Me: NO! NO THEY ARE NOT! SOMETIMES THEY TURN OUT TO BE SPARKLY IMPOSTERS! Beware, me. Beware.)

In People: I'll respect intelligence, wit, and charisma.

In Music: My theme song is the Numa Numa song, Dragostea Din Tei. I love any version of it. I also like Balla da li, an Italian song. Other than that,
Foreign music, trance, Russian, random funny songs, Erasure, elevator music, Depeche Mode

Feel free to IM. I'm also on Gaia :) (2011 Me: No I'm not. XD)

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XMen Harry Potter Crossover3rd book by CurveOfAWrist reviews
Rogue, Kitty, Kurt, Lance, and Pietro are Witches or wizards. How will thier transition to Hogwarts be and what alliesenemys will they come across? 3rd book spoiler... Couples... undecided...main character... Rogue :D
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,667 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2020 - Published: 6/26/2003
Thrall by Anisky reviews
Love is not always gentle and kind, and he will never rest until he owns her body, mind, and soul. J/S, of a sort. Evil Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Recoiling by LadyBuG reviews
After absorbing an entire town, Cell happens upon a young woman who is completely unafraid of him. How does he react, and what does he plan to do about it? Part 17 now posted!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,291 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Cell, Cell
Paris After Midnight by Crimson Siyrean reviews
A vampire sets her sights on Christine, introducing her to her dark world. Realising her mistake, Christine takes refuge with the only person who may be able to help her but can she resist temptation...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004
Cell's Breakout by KASH reviews
Soon after his death, Cell is taken from the H.F.I.L., and returned to the Mortal World against his will...but not quite as the Cell we all know and 'love'. Now he must start anew...as a 15 year old teenage GIRL! But will things go as planned?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,035 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Cell, Gohan
Where is Thy Sting? by DreadNot reviews
Vampires can hold grudges longer than humans can stay alive. Alucard takes his revenge against Alexander Anderson. Now complete.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,893 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
A Cruel Crescent by DreadNot reviews
The Ripley Scroll is the origin of Alucard's signature quote, The bird of Hermes... One shot musings around excerpts from the scroll.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Alucard - Complete
Like Hell by Acri reviews
A normal girl goes up to fight Cell. She's not worried... or... is she? Afterwards she ends up in Heaven, but decides to visit down below where she meets Cell. Friends, Deals, and ... Help... Where will it all go from there? Straight to Hell? Too Late...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Cell
Servant's Night Off by Sensoo reviews
Walter is kicked out of the mansion for an evening for a well-deserved break; like it or not. He finds an interesting drinking companion in a certain Iscariot. Strange, but I found it somewhat humorous... [Complete]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
Three Tyrants by Blaze Meikyokan reviews
The three people that everybody loves (to beat up on, if your a Z Senshi) get an appartment together!! =D
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 2/25/2001
Just When by Face the Wheel reviews
Chapter 6--That was fast, huh! Anderson takes the bait, and he might just end up paying the price.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 3/15/2003
Lunar Eclipse by Eternalgravity reviews
Bulma and Vegeta. As if living together wasn't bad enough these two find out what going to the dogs really means.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,015 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/25/2001 - Vegeta, Bulma
The Phantom of the Tournament by ChunkyMunky241 reviews
B/Y or B/V? Who gets the girl? It may not end the way you would think. Parody of The Phantom of the Opera, but with many, many twists. Ingredients: drama, romance, mystery, humour, angst, action, and a sell-out soundtrack. *CHAPTER 10 UP*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,429 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
Seven Guys, Two Girls, and One ! Elevator by Lady of the Wolves reviews
It's a normal day when Yugi and Co. go to KaibaCorp to see Seto for a mysterious reason...but the day turns interesting when everyone gets stuck in a hot, stuffy elevator! Do they EVER get out? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
DESTINY by Cacat-angel reviews
A Cell romance. What would the most powerful being in the universe do with the one little woman who seems to matter more to him than he would have cared for?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Cell
Best Wishes by NVK reviews
Cell has an interesting 'dream'. Very Kawaii. ^o^
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Cell, Gohan
Leiko: Tales of a Bounty Hunter by Quijotesca reviews
Pull up a chair and listen to Leiko Mouko's ongoing stories about life as a female bounty hunter who faithfully serves Aku
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002
Living and Learning by Sensation0023 reviews
B/V: Vegeta was raised by a pack of wolves. Bulma is a local native. She ventures out of her tribe in search of becoming a woman. (not that way!) She stumbles upon Vegeta and....Read to find out. First chapter is a skim.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
Unholy Crusade: Act 1 by Masquerade reviews
In the hunt for Imperfect Cell, a strange girl with Z fighter powers gets thrown into the mix, and the action really heats up! Not your typical Cell romance! Includes an end of episode bonus after each chapter! ACT 1 FINISHED!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,449 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2002 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Cell
The Last Waltz by RallyVincent reviews
This is about a story about Cell coming to the aid of a young girl. What he does after this is entirely unexpected.I don't know if I should make this a romance or not,it depends on what you reviewers think.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,547 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Cell, Cell
RoseIII - Book One - The Story of the Roses by hyperkurai reviews
Fifteen teens are kidnapped from Ecruteak and experimented upon, resulting in anthropomorphic Pokémon. Note: First anthropo fic on the web!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2001
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Hochuuami Returns: Cell Saves the Snails reviews
With renewed life, Cell discovers the human world is not as he found it, becoming the unwilling watcher of the people he thought so little of. Hochuuami greets all the new Cell fans inside, so please read. Note: Cell is not a hero or a villian in this fic
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Cell
Bug Bite reviews
Cell draws yet another girl under his charismatic spell. Suddenly, she's his newest experiment and toy, but is there more to the bite on her neck and the power it gives her? Don't kill me. R/R.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Cell, Cell
Never Underestimate the Powers of a Bug erMan! reviews
It began like any other day until Celestia met Cell and he began to like her. But he will soon learn that nothing is what it seems. Dragged into an adventure of forbidden love that must be kept secret...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 12/24/2001 - Cell, Cell