Author has written 17 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, His Dark Materials, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.
Hello! I have finally desided that I have time (and streangh) to update my bio to something a bit easier to look over... So..
Name:YOU can call me Thess ;)
Age: To young to be acting like I do, and yet way to old to be acting like I do. I hate beaing a teenager
Home: In dear old Sweaden, close to the biggest lake, but not Gothenburgh
Intrest: Writing.. Singing.. Riding..
What I'm doing on my free time: I have time over?! When did that happen?
Sports: I hate sport. Yet I'm riding, fencing and training taekwondo, but as soon as anyone starts to talk about ice hockey or something I fall asleep..
Music: I sing, play the piano, adore Jhonny Logan och Chris de burgh, and is addicted to old Irish songs and "deep" rock as Evanecense and Nightwish and emelie Autumn
Favorit subject in school: History and English. People call me strange, can't imagen why?
Books: I love Eddings Tolkien and Naomi Novik
Movies: Star Wars, LOTR, and the tree muskeeters
Favorit characters: Legolas, Aramis, Ulath Kalten and Tynian, Silk, Talen, Temerarie nad I'm quite fond of Faran and Sparhawk. Richard Starscream blitzwing and Ratchet are cool too. Rathcet rocks
"We are probably the most insane beaings on earth, but if we wasn't who else would be?" My dear friend Heidi
"Adus is easy, put an armor on a gorilla and you have him" Kalten the Elenium
"Are you playing with time!?" "Yes, you never gave me that kitten and I have to play with something!" Flute and Sparhawk the elenium
"your either lying or your stupid!" "i'm stupid I'm stupid!" Megatron and Starscream, triple takeover G1 transformers
Looks like my profile needs some update.. I've started posting my own stories for example, mostly for LOTR but becuse of a video game and a new found intrest in Star Wars I've started both read and write Star Wars fics. My favorit characters there are Qui-gon Jinn and Obi-wan Kenobi.
Unfortunatly I have to update some sad things as well. 2007 was not my year, 2008 beat all records of bad beginnings:
March 07: My grandfather died, life distroyed
December 07: My favorite trainer at the Taekwondo comits suicide. Thanks a lot now I fell SO much better
January 08 week three: Thanks a lot for three weeks quite happy life: I had to lead out my dear Kastello so that they could put him to sleep.. forever... All becuse he managed to breake his back leg. Life even more distroied, slept really bad this weekend. Wendsday same week, trainers burial. I HATE MY LIFE.
Trying to put my mind in order again by writing, so my first SW fic has just entered the stage. Have fun reading it.
Looks like I need to confess something.. I have been a very naughty girl, cuse i have not updated my stories for a loooong time.. Here is my excuse.. School work! I've had loads to do, including writing my own story (no fanfic) and a art work, I suck at art so that take is time.. And another thing, to all you that reads my story "Mistaces" I'm sorry to say that I'm going to remove the story from this site, utill I have more time to put down a lot of work on it. Readers of 'Red rain' please have patiance, my muse has been ocupated with my school story..
I must be some kind of psyko, I'm unhealthy in love with angst. ANd having my favorit charakters hurt X) Have started reading Holmes fanfic as well, so now I have a new charakter to torture when I have time... And my notebook (stupid teacher have it so I can't post!) My favorits to torture:
I just love angst XD
This is the result of a HP quiz i took:
Which HP Mary Sue Are You?
Native-American Seer and Remus Lupin's One True Love
You are the exchange student from hell. You are a Ravenclaw, a Seer, a multi-animal Animagus, and you randomly spout very short sentences of deep, Zen-ish philosophy. Remus Lupin confides his lycanthropy to you in 24 hours flat. You are responsible for teaching the Marauders to become Animagi. You will warn the Marauders about the traitor in their midst, you will bring Lily and James together, you will send James to help Snape when Sirius plays the prank because you have Seen this, you will tell Lily the way to defeat Voldemort when he comes after her son In short, you will either forsee or facilitate all major and minor canon events, which is ironic because your author conveniently overlooks the fact that youve never been mentioned in canon despite all that.
School begins next week, witch meens I'm going the last year in elementry school now. This means a lot less time to fanfiction.net, especelly since my father has done everything but ban me from writing fanfics until I've come up with something of my own..So currently I'm working on my own fantasy/detektive book :P Wish me luck..
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My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy comes home,
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's much too late
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
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TRY NOT TO CRY:
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian (actually just red belt)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I HAVE SUICIDAL TENTANCIES, so I MUST be insane
I am SHORT, so I MUST be young
I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer
I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)
I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I AM DIFFERENT!!
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You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...
... your favorite book of the Bible is 'Luke.' (I'm Sweadish, so i don't even know what chapter they mean. lukas?)
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' (innocent whistel When I don't call them sparklings..)
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. (No bu tmy home-made wood-saber does that count?)
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma. (Ok have no clue)
... you even know what a jung ma is. (look above)
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh. (Nope)
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. (yes but that was from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)
... you understand any of this. (half of it! I thin..)
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
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