Cardio Necrosis
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Joined 10-11-07, id: 1395988, Profile Updated: 09-28-12
Author has written 52 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, South Park, House, M.D., X-Men: The Movie, and Supernatural.

So, you've stumbled across my profile. Isn't that fantastic? Either you don't really care and are going to scroll through this page to get to the fics below, in which case it really doesn't matter what I say. Or maybe you're combing through this with a fine-toothed comb, trying to figure out just who this crazy "Cardio Necrosis" person is. Or, quite possibly, you're just looking for specific information. So, here you go. Onward, ho!

Personal Information

Real name: No Such Luck, Stalkers. (My parents were hippies.)

Age: I aM tOtAlLy LiEk OlD eNoUgH 4 U bAbEe!11!!111!!1!! Just kidding. As if I type like that. I don't see how age has any correlation with how good a fic is. I've read fics written by forty-year-olds that made me cringe and fics written by thirteen-year-olds that made me stare in amazement. The only reason anyone would be interested in my age is to a) point out that I can't write people older/younger than me worth shit, or b) to figure out whether or not lusting after me is considered paedophilia.

Physical appearance: Because we all know that writing talent derives from how sexy you are. Generally, this is used for people to compare how the physical appearance of an OC compares to that of the author. "Let's see . . . they have the same colour of hair, therefore it's a self-insert!" Or, I dunno, maybe you're just really shallow. Or curious. In that case, this is my general description. I am human. I have hair, and it sometimes changes colours--not in the Rainbow!Emotions sueified way--in the L'Oreal way. Yes, I dye my hair. So chances are, at one point in time, I had the same hair colour of an OC I'm writing. Dear God, you'd best get the flaming rods out now! Jk. I figure most people really aren't so vindictive they go around finding excuses to flame.

Location: If I say I'm from England, you will all nit-pick my American-isms, and ask if I'm posh or cockney . . . 'cause really, those are the only accents located in England anyway, right? --rolls eyes-- If I say I'm from America, you'll point out every time I don't use a Briticism, or use a term that is American. If I'm Candian, you'll expect me to say "eh" and "buddy" all the time. Not to mention long bouts of searching for treasure, so . . . I prefer to keep my location "Planet Earth." There really isn't any point in telling you guys where I'm from, so . . .

If you're grinding your teeth in anger 'cause of my vagueness, keep in mind the phrase: "Anonymity of the Internet."

Interest, Likes/Dislikes:

Since this is a fanfiction site, I'll just mention the stuff that's relevent 'cause I'll most likely be reading. I'm actually really quite closed-minded when it comes to fics--that means, if the 'ship or genre is not mentioned, I WILL NOT be reading it. Please do not send me "suggestions" or "recommendations" if it's not on the list. You'll only be disappointed when I don't read it. I may occasionally slip out of my "comfort zone" to get into a new genre, but until I add it, don't send me a link, unless I consider you a good friend.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel:

I'm mostly fond of parody and romance.

Ships:

Spike/Angel, Spike/Buffy, Spike/Dru, Willow/Xander, Dawn/Xander, Wesley/Fred, Wesley/Faith, Wesley/Cordelia, Angel/Faith. I have nothing against Tara/Willow, but I've found that most fics in that ship are incredibly dull, and somehow lack the magic that the writers gave it on the show--however, I am open to a recommendation for it if the fic is nothing short of "fucking amazing." Also, Spike/OFC and Xander/OFC--but there seem to be a lack of them on this site, so please feel free to send me a link.

Ships I'm open to (meaning when I occasionally slip out of my "comfort zone" this is what I read):

Caleb/anybody (somehow I think this would be hilarious if done right), William-centred anything, Spike/Halfrek(Cecily), Spike/Xander, Spike/Willow, Willow/Faith.

Ships I will NEVER read, UNLESS they are a subplot to one of the ships I will:

Buffy/Riley, Buffy/Angel

I will not read anything incest. Ever. Crap with Dawn licking Buffy's titties is completely out of the question.

Firefly/Serenity:

Ships:

Simon/Kaylee, Mal/Inara, River/Jayne.

Ships I'm open to (meaning when I occasionally slip out of my "comfort zone" this is what I read):

Simon/Mal

Ships I will NEVER read. FLAT-OUT EVER:

River/Simon.

South Park:

Parody, humour, gen, and romance are totally okay by me. I will NOT read Angst/Drama. It's fucking South Park, people. I don't wanna read about Kyle being raped by his father whilst simultaneously being abused by his mother, all the while he's cutting himself and listening to emo music while obsessing over Cartman although he's dating his asshole closet-case boyfriend Stan.

Ships:

Kyle/Cartman, Cartman/Wendy. Occasionally Stan/Kyle. I won't read anything else. I'm a stubborn bitch like that.

House, MD:

If the fic has medical mystery, or medical information, it best be accurate. And fyi, I will research the diseases, treatments, and all that stuff. Parody is always all right by me in any fandom, as long as it's actually funny.

I love House/Wilson friendship fics.

As for romance, well . . .

Ships:

House/Wilson.

Basically, I like House/Wilson.

Torchwood/Doctor Who:

Doctor/Donna, Donna-centric, Jack/Doctor, Jack/Gwen, Gwen/Rhys, Owen/Tosh

Ships I'm open to:

Jack/John, Jack/Ianto (but ONLY as a subplot.)

Ships I will NOT read, not even as a sub-plot:

Gwen/Owen.

Harry Potter:

I hate Snape. If any one of you bitches send me a Snape fic, I will massacre you.

--bursts into laughter-- Right, so I totally can't do that with a straight face. Parodies are fantastic in the HP fandom, quite possibly the BEST parodies written in any fandom, if you want my opinion. Anyway, Snape is my favourite character by fuckin' far, although Hermione and Draco tie for second. I'm pretty much book fanatic when it comes to fics. I like my stories almost completely book canon . . . instances I will ALLOW in fanfics, although they are derived from the films:

Lucius with the long hair and pimpilicious cane (aka, walking stick he hides his wand in.) You will not see me writing this into any of my fics (unless it's a parody) but I will not cringe in disgust if it's written in yours.

The wearing of non-robes. In the books, they only wear robes (and thus, they do in my fics as well) but I won't care if you have them wearing clothes similar to that in the movies.

--sighs-- Goatee-having Snape. (Once again, I shan't write this in ANY of my fics. I prefer his book description. But certain friends of mine insist on giving him a goatee, and other than that, she's a good writer.)

All right, now onto . . .

Ships:

Snape/OFC, Snape/Hermione, Hermione/Draco (but only really fantastic Dramione), Draco/OFC (I've yet to actually read any, but I'm interested, and if you've got any good ones, send a link.) Now, as for teacher/student relationships, I'm actually quite a big fan of that--but if Snape has sex with a student, I want the student to be at least sixteen-years-old (the age of consent in England). I don't want him even LOOKING at the student sexually before the age of fourteen, and fourteen is pushing it. The reason I say fourteen, is because Lolita is an amazing book, so I know it's possible.

Occasional Ships:

Snape/Lily, Sirius/Lupin (INCREDIBLY rare), Hermione/Ron, Draco/Harry (humour, light-hearted only--no emo/angst) and Dumbledore/Grindelwald.

Ships I shan't e'er read:

James/Lily. Yes, they got together; good for them. Still not interested ('less it's subplot-y stuff.) Hermione/Harry, ANYONE/Voldemort (and since people have a hard time accepting that they are the same person) ANYONE/Tom Riddle. Dumbledore/HET. Snape/Sirius (unless it's a parody.) Snape/Harry is the equivalent to vomit.

Spaced:

Tim/Daisy. Aww.

Supernatural:

Dean/Castiel

(I will not read wincest, but I do love sibling stories as well).

A Note:

I will occasionally pop in to read a fic in some fandom that's not written above--whether it be for a movie, or TV show I'm starting to get interested in. Possibly even a video game. I do like video games.

A Note About Mary Sues:

Many people have an their own idea of what a Mary Sue is, and in these times, people are INCREDIBLY Sue-phobic. Sadly, this has made it so almost every damn OC written has become so average and dull I cannot care about him or her. Most people have sue-ish qualities, anyway. There are beautiful people in the world, so why should any beautiful OC automatically be considered a Mary Sue? There are also beautiful people who happen to be intelligent, as well. Contrary to popular belief, those two qualities can exist in one person. I would rather read a well-developed character that may have sue-ish qualities than a completely dull and boring person I can't give a toss about.

So therefore, a Mary Sue is not definied by certain qualities, but how MANY of the qualities she has, how exaggerated they are, and how unbelievable she is. But most of all, a Sue is defined by how everyone else reacts to her. Make her actions have consequences, and how people react to her realistic.

Reviews:

The difference between "constructive criticism" and "flaming" is, apparently, something a lot of people don't know. Constructive criticism is saying what you didn't like about the story, and perhaps how to make it better. Flaming is not helpful at all, and completely bashes the story. Flaming is cruel, hateful, and intended to make the other person feel like crap. It is totally unnecessary. Nobody is perfect, and everybody needs practice in order to get better at writing. Constructive criticism is helpful, and is a good way to learn.

I'm honest when it comes to what I like and don't like. I'm picky; I know it. I'm blunt, too. But I will try to give out advice where I can, and will not flame. Hopefully you're mature enough to understand the difference between constructive criticism, and flaming. It's just an opinion, and I'll try to be nice about it, but you'll never get better if you refuse to work on your writing.

Updates and Stories:

I update sporadically. That means, I may go MONTHS without updating a WIP. Unfortunately, it's safe to assume that if something on my profile hasn't been updated for over a year, it's not going to be finished. Sorry. (I leave them up there just in case, though).

If anyone has questions or comments, please feel free to send me a PM.

Extra Note: The Mistake of Benevolence is . . . a difficult topic for me. Sorry about not updating, but seriously, I feel as though it is not up to my usual standard of writing. My apologies. It's the worst thing I've written.

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Naturally by jezzer reviews
Wilson forgets to remember...or remembers to forget.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mixed Signals by fourleggedfish reviews
House is having a bad leg night, and requests an interesting solution. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH. Please don't read it if you don't like that.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Daisy Steiner's Ex Boyfriend is a Massive Wanker by smithereen reviews
An exercise in inevitability.
Spaced - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Almost Undamaged by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash House/Wilson goodies! Set after Season 4 finale, major Season 4 spoilers! House attempts to deny his feelings for Wilson after he helps comfort him after the bus accident, but can't fall out of what he's fallen into with his friend. Slash!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,895 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hell Is Other Demons by Wolfram-and-Hart-Sauron reviews
The Master, Drusilla, the Mayor, Adam, Glory, Warren and Caleb have long since been sent to Hell, and now they meet up to discuss their hatred for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Much Ado About Mating by missy mee reviews
Donna vents about the Doctor to a stranger in a coffee shop. Only... she's not a stranger to the subject of her venting. Ooh, the irony. A reunion fic, as ever
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Lust, Pride, Envy by anedac reviews
Seven Hogwarts students are inflicted with the seven deadly sins. Featuring D/Coffee as the main ship. Seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Year Blues by Eyesuhkattspeleeng reviews
It's the last year of school for Siobhan Carncross and she wants nothing more than to date Severus Snape. A tale of first loves, awkward firsts, friendship and of course, eccentric mothers. SSOC Rated M for mature themes and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,283 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Bruises by picascribit reviews
Seven year old Aberforth doesn't understand what happened to his sister Ariana. Warning: implied rape of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Aberforth D., Ariana D., Albus D. - Complete
Chaetophilia by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Hermione learns a little bit more about Severus' personal philosophy, and his follicles, than she ever expected to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindor on the Cusp of Slytherin by picascribit reviews
A Gryffindor girl learns the hard way why Slytherin boys are better left alone, especially ones called Tom Riddle. You will never look at canon the same way again. (1942-1943)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2007 - [Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D. - Complete
MARYSUE Must Die? by picascribit reviews
There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. The story of how not to write HP fanfic. (1975) Warning: chatspeak. (this story is currently being edited for problematic content. this message will disappear when the edit is complete.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Remus L., Peter P., OC - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Defensive Strategies by Milkshake Butterfly reviews
In which Wilson has a problem, House has a cunning plan, girls hunt in packs, chocolate cake has unexpected dangers, furniture is unintentionally ordered, several conversations occur, and dinner is repeatedly served. HouseWilson, Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2005
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Gravitational Collapse reviews
"It's strange," Wilson airs after a long, companionable silence, "that so many of the stars aren't even there anymore. They've been dead for hundreds of years. We don't even know." House turns his golden marshmallow, inching it closer to the glowing embers. It's better than not being seen at all.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/9 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Conflagration reviews
"That's all they were. A fiery, passionate mess, constantly burning through one moment to the next. It was all Buffy would allow Spike to have. All love's done for her so far is hurt. She doesn't have many years left. Less, even, than most." When Spike moves to Italy and starts a relationship with Buffy, he realises home is what he left behind. Spike/Angel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Angel, Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Worth Every Penny reviews
In which bets are made, Wilson doesn't look constipated when confused, and they can't blame anything on the booze.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Firsts reviews
There are only so many firsts a couple can have. After that, they have seconds, and thirds, and tenths, and fifteenths, and then there's just no point in counting anymore and that's when things start to really matter; that's when it's real love.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All the Time in the World reviews
Dean told himself that he hadn't ever had the time to tell Cas how he felt but it was a lie; there had been more than enough chances for him to surge forward and kiss him; to clap him on the back and tell him how he felt. There had been more than enough time, and more than enough reason to believe Cas reciprocated.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Five Times Sam Doesn't Say Anything reviews
One of the upsides of being the little brother people underestimate is that Dean forgets just how observant and smart he is; because Dean assumes Sam doesn't notice, he slips up more often. The less Sam admits he sees, the more evidence he's given.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ye Merry Gentlemen reviews
"'Are we five,' he asks in a bouncy castle filled with Jell-O."
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Caged reviews
Erik wonders if Charles feels imprisoned by the wheelchair; caged away like yet another animal at a zoo, only this one, unlike the others, has memories of being free.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
What We Make reviews
Sometimes, childhood games can be oddly prescient.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/9/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Missing the Punch Line reviews
In which jokes are told, bricks are metaphorically thrown, and Wilson just doesn't get it. Yet.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Something Old, Something New reviews
It felt like his friendship with House was slipping right through his fingers, like grabbing handfuls of sand and the harder he squeezed, the more he tried to hold on, the less he found in each handful.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Whine and Dine reviews
House is really, genuinely horrible at meeting the parents. House/Wilson established.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Day for Fools reviews
In which pranks are played, lies are told, and Taub learns to laugh. You'd be surprised how fateful a silly holiday can be. An April Fools Day fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/3/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Sparkle, Sheen reviews
Wishes are harmless. Sure. So are Mary Sues, overused cliches, and OoCness. You know that saying, if wishes were horses we’d all take a ride? Yeah, right. If wishes were horses, people would run screaming in the opposite direction and never touch a saddle
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Spike
Waiting in the Wings reviews
When he heard the knock on his door, Wilson knew it was another hooker before he even stood from the couch. House wanted him to have sex. But why? Post Out of the Chute.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ten Kisses reviews
Ten unconnected first-kiss ficlets.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Under Wraps reviews
Wilson starts getting anonymous Valentine's gifts, and it totally isn't House. Totally.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Doff Thy Name reviews
Normal men weren't applauded for being born with the proper appendage, and that's all Wilson wanted; to be normal. Not special, not unique, just James Evan Wilson, Head of Oncology, and male.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Forever Hold Your Peace reviews
You never thought House would get married. Yet somehow, he is engaged.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Gone Midnight reviews
Wilson didn't look altogether well, but he figured that was what he got for drinking so much. And for blurting his feelings out for House. Multiple times. While licking his face.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
For Every Closed Door reviews
"When did you find out Santa didn't exist?" Chase asked randomly, probably just reaching for any excuse to talk; it was the type of topic one only brought up when sheer boredom reared its ugly head enough to implode several people at once.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Fortune Favours the Brave reviews
For a man in his forties, Wilson was as clueless as ever. He didn't know where he was going, how he was getting there, or even if he wanted to go. It all just seemed foreign to him and instead of seeing House like he wanted, all he saw was Sam.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/23/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Paper Faces on Parade reviews
As House and Wilson try to balance their strained friendship and life with their girlfriends, House treats a neo-Nazi he can't trust.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,919 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
How Wilson Learned To Limp reviews
Ten atypical tales of debauchery, pasts returning, completely for realsies platonically straight bffs, and inconsistent timelines that are, like, totally confusing.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Obsession reviews
Obsession: an idea, feeling, or person that completely occupies the mind; something which House knows about all too well.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,231 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Counting Sheep reviews
After an exhausting day, all Wilson wants is to sleep. Unfortunately, fate and House have other plans.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Tubs and Neck Rubs reviews
The wonderful and horrible thing about a kiss was that it could mean absolutely nothing or maybe everything afterwards. Sequel to Of Mothers and Wire Hangers.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Survivors reviews
A collection of unrelated drabbles--some slash, mostly friendship, all House and Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Back to Square One reviews
How much can one man change in twenty years?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/4/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Saccharine Sentiments reviews
In which sonnets are abused, milk is spilled, and hockey stick wielding vigilantes are discussed. Not necessarily in that order. A Valentine's Day fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Mothers and Wire Hangers reviews
Wilson scoffed, but it sounded more like he was amused than annoyed. “House, only you could make household chores feasibly dangerous.”
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
No Chicks or Booze reviews
Maybe we should give the whole gay thing a try. Unless you’re too chicken,” House said with a light tone and playful waggle of his eyebrows. A collection of connected ficlets based on Whose Line Is It Anyway? games.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Couple of Morons reviews
House plopped onto the chair on the other side of Wilson’s desk, cane bouncing between his hands. “There is no such thing as real altruism,” he announced.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Spectrum reviews
Wilson had always been a bit uptight, and every now and then he did get frustrated with House, but not over something as simple as unloading his box of ties. So why was he so angry now?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A New Divide reviews
When Wilson inadvertantly wishes he and House had never become friends, he finds himself thrust into a world where that is true.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,011 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Quiet Desperation reviews
Wilson definitely hasn’t thought that it could’ve been Cuddy and Lucas sitting in front of the fireplace with mugs of chocolate, drinking it and just sitting in silence, because he doesn’t have those thoughts--except that he does.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Costumes Past reviews
What do tranvestites, sluts, and gay stripper fantasies have in common? Pretty much nothing.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Five Times House Lost A Friend reviews
Five times House lost a friend, and the one time he didn't.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Forever The Same reviews
When House comes out of the closet, Wilson can't help but wonder if he's just pulling another prank in a long list of inappropriate jokes, or if he is actually gay.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Moments That Take Your Breath Away reviews
Ten unconnected drabbles about what could've been, but probably weren't.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Published: 8/22/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
B Is For Bromance reviews
When it came to arguments, House could have discussions about the most inane topics ever to have been conceived, and as far as ridiculous conversations went, this had to somewhere near the top of the list.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bella the Vampire Slayer reviews
What if Buffy Summers had never ceen Called? What if it were some other character from another fandom who was chosen to kill demons and the forces of darkness? What if the slayer had been . . . Bella Swann? A parody.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Spike
As Good As You reviews
After spending most of her life trying to convince her brother that demons were fantastical nonsense, Kathryn Daltry finds out that she was wrong all along in the worst way possible--by finding out she's a slayer. Spike/OFC.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,335 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Spike
I'm German, You're Jewish reviews
“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Best Left to Cupid reviews
Harry and Ron are tired of Snape being a git. So they come up with the brilliant conclusion that he wouldn't be if he had a girlfriend, and decide to play matchmaker. There's a problem, though. Who would ever go out with their snarky Potions master?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,920 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Mistake of Benevolence reviews
Danielle Kensith, an obnoxious Slytherin with red hair and green eyes, wonders why her head of house seems to hate her. And why does he always stare at her like like? A story about growing up, first love, and all the things in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 314,688 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Severus S., OC
Bleeding Hearts reviews
The night Nicole met the Doctor, her entire life changed. It's all well and good that he saved the school from being taken over by aliens, but what he didn't save her from was the consequences. First in my Shadows on the Moon series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Asphyxiation reviews
Suffocation was the worst way to die. And Jack knew a thing or two about death.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Fighting Fire With Fire: Shameless Self Insertion reviews
This is a parody of those crappy selfinserted Mary Sue stories we have all read. When two Mary Sues start to ruin the universe, a goth gurl from our world and a perfect DADA teacher, Snape and Dumbledore get two people also from our world to stop them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,019 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Lufian reviews
So who is Lufian? She’s a fan of the show. She’s beautiful. She’s brilliant. She’s American. She’s a Time Lord. She’s on the tardis. She’s with the Doctor. Does this sound familiar? A 10/OC parody.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Finally Understood reviews
When Hermione gets a less than satisfactory grade on her essay, it becomes obvious that her personal life is affecting her schoolwork, and it does not go unnoticed by Professor Snape. DH Spoilers, mentions of SSxLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Most Willing reviews
Albus thinks of his love for Gellert, before, during, and after their duel. It's odd, isn't it? That those most willing to love should never receive it. Slash, ADGG, minor DH spoilers. Reviews welcomed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Albus D. - Complete