Cardio Necrosishide bio
 Author has written 50 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, South Park, House, M.D., X-Men: The Movie, Supernatural, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Sherlock Holmes, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Once upon a time, a golden god descended from the heavens to bless the people of earth with brilliant writing. This god had mastered prose, wit, and the delicate balance of dialogue and narration. Unfortunately, this golden god died upon impact. (While a master of writing, this god was not at all versed in simple physics and hit the pavement pretty hard. Could've happened to anyone.) I was born in a completely different place and time, but I have sympathy for the golden god, and that shows what kind of person I am. Sympathetic. In honour of the loss we all shared that horrible day, I write fic. RIP Golden God. |
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Naturally by jezzer reviews
Wilson forgets to remember...or remembers to forget.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mixed Signals by fourleggedfish reviews
House is having a bad leg night, and requests an interesting solution. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH. Please don't read it if you don't like that.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Almost Undamaged by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash House/Wilson goodies! Set after Season 4 finale, major Season 4 spoilers! House attempts to deny his feelings for Wilson after he helps comfort him after the bus accident, but can't fall out of what he's fallen into with his friend. Slash!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,895 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hell Is Other Demons by Wolfram-and-Hart-Sauron reviews
The Master, Drusilla, the Mayor, Adam, Glory, Warren and Caleb have long since been sent to Hell, and now they meet up to discuss their hatred for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Much Ado About Mating by missy mee reviews
Donna vents about the Doctor to a stranger in a coffee shop. Only... she's not a stranger to the subject of her venting. Ooh, the irony. A reunion fic, as ever
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Strangers to Love by Cody Saoyrn reviews
ONESHOT. A meeting late one night results in an unexpected confession. R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Lust, Pride, Envy by anedac reviews
Seven Hogwarts students are inflicted with the seven deadly sins. Featuring D/Coffee as the main ship. Seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bruises by picascribit reviews
1891: Seven-year-old Aberforth doesn't understand what happened to his sister Ariana. Warning: implied rape of a child. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Albus D., Ariana D., Aberforth D. - Complete
Chaetophilia by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Hermione learns a little bit more about Severus' personal philosophy, and his follicles, than she ever expected to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Cusp of Slytherin by picascribit reviews
1942-1943: A Gryffindor girl learns the hard way why Slytherin boys are best left alone, especially if that boy is named Tom Riddle. AU based on a pre-DH fan theory about Minerva McGonagall. Warning: accidental incest, intimate partner violence. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - [Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D. - Complete
MARYSUE Must Die? by picascribit reviews
1976: There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. Meta/crack fic about how not to write fanfic. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Remus L., Peter P., OC - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Defensive Strategies by Milkshake Butterfly reviews
In which Wilson has a problem, House has a cunning plan, girls hunt in packs, chocolate cake has unexpected dangers, furniture is unintentionally ordered, several conversations occur, and dinner is repeatedly served. HouseWilson, Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2005
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Mac and Dennis Get Hitched reviews
Mac and Dennis get married in an attempt to scam a game show. Meanwhile, the Gang is pretty tired of Mac's refusal to stay out of the closet.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2016 - [Dennis R., Mac] [Charlie K., Diandra R.] - Complete
Dennis Reynolds: Cuddler Extraordinaire reviews
I'm going to be honest here: I pretty much master everything I attempt. I'm not only the smartest of all my friends, but the most attractive, and talented. A jack of all trades but a master of none is better than being a master of one, no? Naturally I am, of course, a master in many trades, but we're not going to split hairs over a centuries old idiom are we? This includes cuddling
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2016 - [Mac, Dennis R.] - Complete
Mac's Big Confession reviews
Mac decides it's time to confess his biggest sin. Dennis absolutely does not want that to happen.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Dennis R., Mac] - Complete
Dennis Feels An Emotion reviews
While filming a movie, Dennis feels an emotion and goes to Dee to figure out why. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac discuss love and the Waitress. (MacDennis, mild CharDee).
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Dennis R., Mac] Diandra R., Charlie K. - Complete
The Somnambulist Psychic reviews
Neither Gwendolyn or her lover Millicent believe in the supernatural, yet Gwendolyn claims to be having dreams of murders before the victims are discovered. While they investigate, Watson is forced to come to terms with the relationship he has with Holmes, and whether he has more in common with their clients than he wants to admit.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Gravitational Collapse reviews
"It's strange," Wilson airs after a long, companionable silence, "that so many of the stars aren't even there anymore. They've been dead for hundreds of years. We don't even know." House turns his golden marshmallow, inching it closer to the glowing embers. It's better than not being seen at all.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2014 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Conflagration reviews
"That's all they were. A fiery, passionate mess, constantly burning through one moment to the next. It was all Buffy would allow Spike to have. All love's done for her so far is hurt. She doesn't have many years left. Less, even, than most." When Spike moves to Italy and starts a relationship with Buffy, he realises home is what he left behind. Spike/Angel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Angel, Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Worth Every Penny reviews
In which bets are made, Wilson doesn't look constipated when confused, and they can't blame anything on the booze.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Firsts reviews
There are only so many firsts a couple can have. After that, they have seconds, and thirds, and tenths, and fifteenths, and then there's just no point in counting anymore and that's when things start to really matter; that's when it's real love.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All the Time in the World reviews
Dean told himself that he hadn't ever had the time to tell Cas how he felt but it was a lie; there had been more than enough chances for him to surge forward and kiss him; to clap him on the back and tell him how he felt. There had been more than enough time, and more than enough reason to believe Cas reciprocated.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Five Times Sam Doesn't Say Anything reviews
One of the upsides of being the little brother people underestimate is that Dean forgets just how observant and smart he is; because Dean assumes Sam doesn't notice, he slips up more often. The less Sam admits he sees, the more evidence he's given.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ye Merry Gentlemen reviews
"'Are we five,' he asks in a bouncy castle filled with Jell-O."
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Caged reviews
Erik wonders if Charles feels imprisoned by the wheelchair; caged away like yet another animal at a zoo, only this one, unlike the others, has memories of being free.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - Complete
What We Make reviews
Sometimes, childhood games can be oddly prescient.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Missing the Punch Line reviews
In which jokes are told, bricks are metaphorically thrown, and Wilson just doesn't get it. Yet.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Something Old, Something New reviews
It felt like his friendship with House was slipping right through his fingers, like grabbing handfuls of sand and the harder he squeezed, the more he tried to hold on, the less he found in each handful.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Whine and Dine reviews
House is really, genuinely horrible at meeting the parents. House/Wilson established.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Day for Fools reviews
In which pranks are played, lies are told, and Taub learns to laugh. You'd be surprised how fateful a silly holiday can be. An April Fools Day fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/3/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Waiting in the Wings reviews
When he heard the knock on his door, Wilson knew it was another hooker before he even stood from the couch. House wanted him to have sex. But why? Post Out of the Chute.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ten Kisses reviews
Ten unconnected first-kiss ficlets.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Under Wraps reviews
Wilson starts getting anonymous Valentine's gifts, and it totally isn't House. Totally.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Doff Thy Name reviews
Normal men weren't applauded for being born with the proper appendage, and that's all Wilson wanted; to be normal. Not special, not unique, just James Evan Wilson, Head of Oncology, and male.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Forever Hold Your Peace reviews
You never thought House would get married. Yet somehow, he is engaged.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Gone Midnight reviews
Wilson didn't look altogether well, but he figured that was what he got for drinking so much. And for blurting his feelings out for House. Multiple times. While licking his face.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
For Every Closed Door reviews
"When did you find out Santa didn't exist?" Chase asked randomly, probably just reaching for any excuse to talk; it was the type of topic one only brought up when sheer boredom reared its ugly head enough to implode several people at once.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Fortune Favours the Brave reviews
For a man in his forties, Wilson was as clueless as ever. He didn't know where he was going, how he was getting there, or even if he wanted to go. It all just seemed foreign to him and instead of seeing House like he wanted, all he saw was Sam.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Paper Faces on Parade reviews
As House and Wilson try to balance their strained friendship and life with their girlfriends, House treats a neo-Nazi he can't trust.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,919 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
How Wilson Learned To Limp reviews
Ten atypical tales of debauchery, pasts returning, completely for realsies platonically straight bffs, and inconsistent timelines that are, like, totally confusing.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Obsession reviews
Obsession: an idea, feeling, or person that completely occupies the mind; something which House knows about all too well.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,231 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Counting Sheep reviews
After an exhausting day, all Wilson wants is to sleep. Unfortunately, fate and House have other plans.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Tubs and Neck Rubs reviews
The wonderful and horrible thing about a kiss was that it could mean absolutely nothing or maybe everything afterwards. Sequel to Of Mothers and Wire Hangers.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Survivors reviews
A collection of unrelated drabbles--some slash, mostly friendship, all House and Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Back to Square One reviews
How much can one man change in twenty years?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Saccharine Sentiments reviews
In which sonnets are abused, milk is spilled, and hockey stick wielding vigilantes are discussed. Not necessarily in that order. A Valentine's Day fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Mothers and Wire Hangers reviews
Wilson scoffed, but it sounded more like he was amused than annoyed. “House, only you could make household chores feasibly dangerous.”
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
No Chicks or Booze reviews
Maybe we should give the whole gay thing a try. Unless you’re too chicken,” House said with a light tone and playful waggle of his eyebrows. A collection of connected ficlets based on Whose Line Is It Anyway? games.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Couple of Morons reviews
House plopped onto the chair on the other side of Wilson’s desk, cane bouncing between his hands. “There is no such thing as real altruism,” he announced.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Spectrum reviews
Wilson had always been a bit uptight, and every now and then he did get frustrated with House, but not over something as simple as unloading his box of ties. So why was he so angry now?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A New Divide reviews
When Wilson inadvertantly wishes he and House had never become friends, he finds himself thrust into a world where that is true.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,011 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Quiet Desperation reviews
Wilson definitely hasn’t thought that it could’ve been Cuddy and Lucas sitting in front of the fireplace with mugs of chocolate, drinking it and just sitting in silence, because he doesn’t have those thoughts--except that he does.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Costumes Past reviews
What do tranvestites, sluts, and gay stripper fantasies have in common? Pretty much nothing.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Five Times House Lost A Friend reviews
Five times House lost a friend, and the one time he didn't.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Forever The Same reviews
When House comes out of the closet, Wilson can't help but wonder if he's just pulling another prank in a long list of inappropriate jokes, or if he is actually gay.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Moments That Take Your Breath Away reviews
Ten unconnected drabbles about what could've been, but probably weren't.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
B Is For Bromance reviews
When it came to arguments, House could have discussions about the most inane topics ever to have been conceived, and as far as ridiculous conversations went, this had to somewhere near the top of the list.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I'm German, You're Jewish reviews
“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Asphyxiation reviews
Suffocation was the worst way to die. And Jack knew a thing or two about death.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Lufian reviews
So who is Lufian? She’s a fan of the show. She’s beautiful. She’s brilliant. She’s American. She’s a Time Lord. She’s on the tardis. She’s with the Doctor. Does this sound familiar? A 10/OC parody.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Finally Understood reviews
When Hermione gets a less than satisfactory grade on her essay, it becomes obvious that her personal life is affecting her schoolwork, and it does not go unnoticed by Professor Snape. DH Spoilers, mentions of SSxLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Most Willing reviews
Albus thinks of his love for Gellert, before, during, and after their duel. It's odd, isn't it? That those most willing to love should never receive it. Slash, ADGG, minor DH spoilers. Reviews welcomed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Albus D. - Complete