Brisa-Chan
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Joined 10-11-07, id: 1396044, Profile Updated: 08-25-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Hey there everyone. I'm Brisa-Chan. It means Breeze in Spanish. Yes I have noticed that my profile is long but hey there's cool stuff out there.
BY THE WAY! Yes I do NOT own the songs in my stories and the characters but I DO OWN Shadow and more possible ones if they come in. Don't know right now.

Name: you will never know.
Age: 1670
Hobbies: hanging out with friends, reading, writing, sleeping, walking outside.
I'm addicted to reading and Naruto and Now Harry Potter.

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Ok updates on my stories

That Fickle Thing Called Love: I don't really like how fast It's going so I'm re-doing it.

Given a Second Chance by Criminals: I am done with the third chapter. No I need to find a way to get it from my laptop to the computer with internet.

I will NOT make "No More", and Beautiful Disaster into a chapter story. Don't ask why. I can't explain it that well. Please be happy with what you have.

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Favorite Pairings -in no order (SemeUke-If you dont know what this means then I'm disapointed.)
ItaNaru (Won't get old.)
KakaIru (This is a good pairing)
PeinIta (Hehe. I bet this is new to most people.)
SasoDei (Yes. This pairing shouts bondage)
KisaIta (Oh yeah. We all know this is true.)
SasuNaru (Its getting a little old.) XRIAH HEARTS IT!!
NaruSasu (thats alot better. I support this pairing in one of my stories.)
GaaNeji (I'm reading some of these.)
SasuGaa (Read a few and its intresting.)
GaaNaru (Interesting.)
ItaSaku (I have a story on this pairing.)
DeiSaku (Hey we all know how Deidara can use those hands.)
PeinSaku (Hey what can I say? I'm a crack pairing addict.)
KakaSaku (Forbidden love is the best.)
KonaSaku (I have found a juciey one-shot for this pairing.)
HarryDraco (a HP pairing! Isn't Lovely?)
DracoHarry (I don't really care. As long as they're together.)

Thats all I can think of right now.

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The Idiot's Guide to Flaming By Dagget (I tottaly agree.)

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, Brisa-Chan,

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks, Brisa-Chan.

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If you think that Sasuke dosn't deserve Naruto, copy and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (The Naruto World)

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan,

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this to your profile.

If you think Deidara's smexy, copy this to your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan,

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan,

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you're a member of fictionpress.net and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to draw but think your art sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile

if you have fallen in love with a fictional charactor and cried when your parents told you he/she/thing didnt exist (i know what you mean) copy and paste this to your profile

If you know the answer to the riddle, it is so confusing when you are trying to confuse someone you end up confusing yourself therefore you succeed in your task of confusing the person you were trying to confuse because you are less confused than the person you were trying to confuse, copy this into your profile.

If you think i wrote that last one...you're crazy i didnt but copy this into your profile anyway

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

if you have an evil monkey in your closet add this to your profile

if your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile

if you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you want to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile!

If you've mentally swore at yourself for forgetting the poptarts when you've just came back from the market, paste this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you like gothic music copy and paste this to your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

if you have ever run into a telephone pole, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile(there's one on my door)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile

If you think Barney is an overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur, and a crack addict. Copy and past this on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Riayu, Brisa-Chan,

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.(I'm not actually sure how long I've been crazy)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST want somebody in my pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

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1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

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:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat--

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

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Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Pein, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Konan

2. What is your favorite pairing?

ItaNaru 4 life! W00T!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

BOTH!

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Nope but I wanna.

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Lots of picz, a few drawlings, a bookmark, manga. I want More!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
Pein. He kicks butt!

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
both I guess

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
SasuNaru but Its suppose to be NaruSasu. Sasuke is sasUKE

9. Which team is your favorite?
the Akatsuki DUH!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Never did, never will. There is proof that this is wrong. Sorry people. Read the Manga!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
Of course. They drop so many hints even Naruto would know.

12. Your favorite akatsuki member?
Pein, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Konan

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Anti-sasuke. He a butthole for hurting Naru-Chan!

14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
Oh yeah!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yep.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Yes.

17. Sub or dub?
sub. IT HAS THE REAL WORDS PEOPLE! Naruto does not say 'Believe It' that much.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura but sometimes you got to go with Anti-Sakura.

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Both

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Well DUH! I know everything bout the Akatsuki.

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Ugly nerd. -shivers- he scares me.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku or Naruto.

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
Weird. He stole Gaara's eyebrows.

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
Naruto being not the ADD kid and being smart and cool.

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
Yes!

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
Yeah.

27. Do you like lemons?
Oh YEAH! -nosebleed- crap.

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
My mom cause she hears me talk bout them. She can't pernounce Naruto right.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Watching them now.

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
yeah. They rock!

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
yep. a lot of people. hee hee. I'm evil.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?"
yeah.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Yes. I just rolled my eyes. They don't care much cause I get good grades.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
yeah. I was caught a lot with the book open under the table or reading it on a computer.

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
Yes and I'm proud of it.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Yes.

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
Nope. There is also proof against that too. But it's okay in same fanfics that I read.

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I do but I only have a few.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
-gaggs- Not in a...EVER!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Maybe. Read my stories and you tell me. -grins-

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
I'm a Naruto nerd and proud of it!


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Pein
2. Itachi
3. Sakura
4. Kakashi
5. Kisame
6. Deidara
7. Hinata
8. Naruto
9. Sasori
10. Sasuke
11. Gaara
12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. I havn't. I was thinking about it though.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah he's hot. I want to see under his mask.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Uh...Everyone would be like OMG! 0.o

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Of course. Sasori is awesome like that.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Possibility. I have read a few and I'm not sure. Though their personalities might clash.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
OMFG! NEITHER!! I would die!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hinata would faint or run out yelling I'm sorry.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
I dont support the pairing but here goes./ He sat in the room waiting for the nurse. When she walked in he was surprised to see how gorgous she was. He smirked. The little sakura blossem finally bloomed.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I don't know. I wish but I don't think anyone has thought about that pairing.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Caught in the Shadows" or "The Broken Nightngale in the Shadow's Grasp"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I'm sorry but that is a scarey pairing. I can't think of any plots.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Most likely.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Possibly.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Sorry no.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I'm the Emo Farie Princess" No he wouldn't say that. more like... "I'm an Avenger"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
All Fall Down by OneRepublic. It fits him.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! Rated M for language, gore, and lots of violence.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Nii-san I love you." I don't know. Its Incest.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"I'm just glad he's happy. Though I think that Naruto will have a perniment limp."

20) How emo is Seven?
Hinata is not emo. If she is then the sky is falling. -looks out the window-


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

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Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Look at his cute widdle fwace!

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Sesshomaru's Involuntary Mate by Sesshomaru's 1st mate reviews
Lord Sesshomaru must find a mate at the end of the month. But here's the catch, his mate must be human as well as strong enough to bear a full blood demon heir or lose his lands and title. Such a task forces Sesshomaru to set his eyes on a certain little miko
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,482 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/12/2007 - [Kagome H., Sesshomaru]
Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 186,467 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Obelisk: Kingdom of Beasts by VesperChan reviews
One Kingdom down, three to go. Carrying the scars on her heart, Sakura must brave the dreams again as this time, there are more sinister things then men waiting for her when she goes to sleep. The wolves have come to feast and her body will know their teeth. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 156,145 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Sakura H.
Tears of the Unworthy by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
Sakura, raped by Itachi, finds out she's pregnant. Itachi, attempting to keep his nightmares from becoming reality, rediscovers his humanity. Only love can redeem the one who cries the tears of the unworthy. Awesome cover image by 3spn4life on deviantART. He said I could use it. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/11/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Don't Promise Me a Happy Ending by Sadistic Sin reviews
Trust is earned but by Naruto it's given. He thought he was loved: now hes decaying. Secrets, lies, hate: they're constants. 'You can't betray me because with you, I know the ending...' Dark twist to the Uchiha massacre. SasuNaru ItaNaru MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Deathless One by VesperChan reviews
If they knew they would say she was in over her head, they would say that messing with the ancient ninja arts-the black magic of their culture-would get her killed one day. Sakura was good at listening, but she had always been terrible at saying no. AU Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,845 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
No More by Setsugekka reviews
Sakura is sick of being weak so she decides to do something about it. She discovers a bloodline, goes to the land of waves, and possibly joins Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ripples by Mokana-chan reviews
How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,154 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
BAKA! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Why He Stayed by Phishouttawatta reviews
He wasn't sure why he stayed. could a simple impulse lead to the disassembly of the akatsuki? itachixsakura. rating for violence, sexuality, main character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,531 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Inside the Mad House by VesperChan reviews
What happened inside Domo, doesn't stay in Domo. Sakura's stay with possessive, psychopathic males is a haunting affair. Sakura multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ready, Steady, Go! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Mikoto was a woman on a mission. Really, with sons like hers, it was going to take a miracle before she and Fugaku finally get to have some grandbabies to bounce on their knees.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,537 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata's Teenage Life by BloodyPinkRose reviews
FIN!Hinata, a girl that happens to be well acquainted with the colour red and unable to get anything right!Itachi, a boy that has a devil-may-care-but-if-you-ask-again-I'll-bring-out-the-hose-pipe attitude. Can they make it? Can they even start it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,717 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Slaughter House by VesperChan reviews
A collection of sacrifices offered up for your enjoyment. Short stories left for your imagination.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
One year away from home by lunatik89 reviews
“I’m not pouting” he hissed back.“Of course you are. The old hag shipped us off to some small ass country outside of the shinobi world just because an evil organization is after our ass." the Kyuubi muttered. NarutoXHarryPotter ItaNaru summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Madness and the Cure by VesperChan reviews
They were called mad by society because they were artists. What society didn't know was that they were already mad, and that their art was the only thing that kept them sane. SakuraSasoriDeidara Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Hidden In The Music by Miyaka Hana reviews
Sakura is a quiet girl in school. She's a sweet girl to her teachers, although they can not believe that she is a part of a gang, Akatsuki. They also don't know what happens at home, will they find out what's Hidden In The Music, before it's too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,549 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Mirage by Narutochica reviews
When Sakura sees Sasuke cheating on her on their wedding day, Itachi gives her a lifechanging choice. Either she stays in Konoha and be exploited by Sasuke to 'revive' his clan or join the Akatsuki where her skills would be appreciated more. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,644 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dragon Inheritance by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Inheritance was usually a time when young witches and wizards get a massive power boost and an enhancement to their abilities on their sweet sixteenth birthday. Of course, Harry Potter wasn’t a normal wizard. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Shades of Red and Green by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of unrelated Zoro/Nami oneshots. Each will feature adult content with various kinks. Lemons ahead!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,947 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Nami, Zoro
Love me tender, Love me soft by Ch33tle reviews
Naruto can't take Sauske's abusive love anymore. Confused and afraid of what to do, Itachi comforts him in his time of need. While sasuke away, Naruto and Itachi spend some alone time together. Will Itachi be able to fight his urge for naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Castle Guards: A Naruto, Harry Potter crossover by Ammie Hawk reviews
First in the Wands, Guns, and Kunai series. Eight new students come to Hogwarts from Japan, little does anyone realize that Dumbledore actually hired elite ninja to protect some of his students. Neji/Naru, meaning it is a yaoi story, other pairings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,736 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Winter Release by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ethereal Reflections by eifi reviews
ItaSaku and a bit of ItaSakuSasu.Itachi and Kisame gets a mission to kidnap Haruno Sakura without harming her. What will the shinobi of Konoha do?But what will Sasuke do when he finds out.Tension is felt between Itachi and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
This Is My Story by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Naruto writes a story about his life, little by little, while all these things happen to him. ItaNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,459 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
You Drink Your Tea Strangely by taida reviews
Along with the Tri-Wizard Tournament this year, Hogwarts is also going to be playing host to five transfer students from the Konoha Academy of Battle Magic. Can Hogwarts survive these crazy battle-magick users for a full year without falling to pieces?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,630 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sakura H.
Akatsuki Vacation by Sebast-Chan reviews
Temari and Sakura are in the akatsuki. The akatsuki are on vacation. Temari's partners with deidara, and sakura is partners with itachi. What will happen on this vacation? read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Temari, Deidara
I Can Fix That by ItachiUchiha17 reviews
Discontinued. Read the AN:Starting Over for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,044 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Soul Mirror by 20FacesChizu reviews
Itachi wants Sakura to heal his eyes, which have been damaged by the Sharingan... And she's quite willing for the price he'll pay. But with her loyalties torn, how can she cope? She is bonded now and always, body and blood, to Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,436 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Rose Among Thorns by Sakura4you reviews
Ch 18 is up! Kagome runs away when she catches Inuyasha cheating again. She runs into Sesshomaru, Who takes her in, then kicks her out, then takes her in again! Will Kagome be able to melt the Demon's icy heart? Find out! Lemon in Chap 14! ON HIATUS!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,232 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
I'm Back and You Dont Know It by Qial reviews
hinata returns from her training only to get cursed and because of it itachi is now after her,trying to make her his before anyone else.itahina.R&R.Final chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,870 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
All I Wanted Was The Book by writingrox12 reviews
Hermione goes looking for a book that she knows Draco has, but what she finds is even more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Played By The Enemy by othkelly reviews
She had played him, and he loved it. Now he was going to do three things off his list, and he was determined. SEQUEL TO PLAYING WITH THE ENEMY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Call Him Mine by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura is living a hollow life, Sasuke returned but he was with Karin who steals everything she ever had, she brought back Jiriaya from the dead & Naruto still is weary of her, what happens when she gets kidnapped on a mission by none other than Pein? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,722 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Show Down by TiannaMVA reviews
COMPLETE! Harry faces off with Voldemort... after poisoning Dumbledore's candies? Dark!Harry, Maunipulative!Dumbledore, Semi-Nice!Voldemort. Multiple warnings, mentioned slash DM/HP. Rewrite of Vamprisslizy's 'New Ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Better by Write Elizabeth reviews
Dramione Lemon. No real plot, just smut. May be a part two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silhouette of a Dream by Kisaiyo reviews
It was the silhouette of a dream, and nobody realized what it was they wanted. We somehow ended up this way, but I can't understand how a dream could change so rapidly. One day I was pining for Sasuke's attention, the next, I was in his brother's arms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Leather Bound Sketchpad by Selah M. Snow reviews
That was it. He was it. Itachi Uchiha was the one she would draw. He knew how she felt in every aspect. Sure maybe their situations differed, but the feelings were the same. And so, from that drawing it all began. ItaSaku, with a tiny amount of SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,620 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
What If? by Miyaka Hana reviews
What if Kakashi wasn't there when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting on the roof? What if Sakura was the one to stop them, what if she died protecting them, from eachother? What if she wasn't dead? What If? Please R&R, arigato, ja ne! :D XxMiyakaxX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Pink Haired Inuzuka by Miyaka Hana reviews
DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bloody Cherry Blossom by Miyaka Hana reviews
Sakura, she's always loved Sasuke, she was so happy when she found out he loved her, or so she thought. When they got together, Sasuke was kind, but then, as time passed, he started to beat her, every day, and every night, and no one knew,but ItachiUchiha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Learning To Love Again by Miyaka Hana reviews
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sai
Daughter To Father by Miyaka Hana reviews
What do you want?"One of the ANBU members asked harshly."My Okaa-san is dead."She told them, but didn't show any emotion behind those words.This is my new story, prologue is really short, but it'll get better. R&R Ja ne! :D XxMiyakaxX For KHwhitelion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Power of Chocolate by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Who knew something as innocuous as chocolate would spell Draco’s downfall.Crackish slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Keys by Assassinator.Bunny reviews
Sakura has a crush on Sasuke, Naruto likes Sakura as does Lee, Hinata loves Naruto and what about Tenten and Neji? What will happen when Itachi appears? What's with Gaara? High School Drama. DaDaDa-DUM!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 63,672 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H.
Hensetsu izen Ai by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto’s had enough. Enough of Konoha and the constant hate he receives. And he does the unthinkable. He merges with the demon Kyuubi and runs away from Konoha to end up in the arms of one of Konoha’s most hunted nins…Itachi[Yaoi,itanaru,Mpreg]request fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
A Fallen Shinobi by psychocitten reviews
Naruto had disappeared without a trace. They searched for him for years, and then the blonde turns up with a wife and child denying he was ever a shinobi, let alone this Naruto character.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,439 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura's New Friend by Kaityjane reviews
Sasuke and Naruto left Sakura in Konoha. Sakura having no one joins Akasuki. While there Sakura makes a new friend. SakuraDeidara fanfic. Rating has been changed just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha's All Boys Boarding School Scars sequal by Riayu reviews
Well, there's a nurse that looks like a girl, a pedophile Vice Principal, a teacher and a Principal who like to read porn, and an unnatural amount of testosterone. Get passed those and the girls posing as guys and your fine. SasuNaruSasu in later chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,187 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Voodoo Stripes by ihkny reviews
In which things gets a little more complicated for Sakura when a new man enters her life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
PHOTOBOOTH by Divinely Insane reviews
A GaaxNaru twoshot.Yaoiboy loves boy Don't like don't read.First chapy sex in a photobooth in the mall.Second chapy threesome with GaaxSasuxNaru with bondage,forplaywhip cream,strawberri,cherri,chocolate,and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Moment In Your Eyes by Mitchi Takahashi reviews
Naruto has been taken by the Akatsuki... but wait, why did he leave willingly? And what is this feeling he has for Itachi? What about Sasuke and the others he left behind? YAOI WARNING Rating has been changed due to lemons and violence. COMPLETED FINALLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
1 Month with S Class Animals by Kuromi-Tenshi reviews
What's this! Sakura, Ino, and Tenten change into animals on a mission and are taken in as new pets, for the Akatsuki! Will they survive the fighting and casualties at the base? Couples Inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
HIM by Lady Crux reviews
Pein calls Sakura to his office so he can figure out what's distracting her so much....there's a sequal naow. based on the song him by frankee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Payment by ronny-of-yore reviews
Its usually true to say that presents mostly tend to come in small packages or large boxes. However, on Sakura's 21st birthday her gift comes in the form of something quite unexpected but entirely welcomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Untold Secrets by CrimsonSakuratree reviews
Weak. That is the cursed word Sakura have to endure. But what happens when the future leader for the Uchiha's wants to train her? Will she make it? And whats up with this secret about her thats untold to her? ItaSaku premassacre DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,658 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clay Cherry Blossoms by I-Love-Akatsuki reviews
What happens when Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki and she falls in love? DeiSaku slight ItaSaku. Rating may change. Discontinued I'm not adding anymore sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,845 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Rookie Sennin by Rahlian reviews
Naruto and gang are hired to protect a certain BoyWhoLived. Chapter 12 UP! SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen HPxNaru HarryPotterxNaruto. Effectively abandoned for Shinigami no Naruto. Might come back to this someday.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,115 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Art Explodes by Oboro-Kun reviews
Naruto is trained by the Akatsuki to become a spy for them against Konoha. Trained personally by one of them, he develops a fascination with art. Dark Naruto Fanfic. Rated M for Harem, will include lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
The Price of Life by Aelibia reviews
Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Like Minds by animallvr682 reviews
When Kisame is seriously injured, Itachi is plagued with feelings he has never had, leading to new experiences. Rated for later chapters. Itachi X Kisame Yaoi! Please Review after you read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Cure To Growing Older by Art is a bang4979 reviews
Sakura is caught up in Sasuke's space-time jutsu and sent to the past. Where she meets a shy boy with a black future. She should kill him before he can cause the terror he will cause. Yet his heart is still virtuous. Perhaps she can save him from the dark
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru
Club and Clients by Mokana-chan reviews
Sakura was asked to take out a client of Orochimaru's but she was told that she was going to do this mission with a partner. What happens when her partner and her were asked to go to a club together? What could happen? KisamexSakura Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Curiosity Killed An Uchiha by MangaFreak15 reviews
It all starts one day when Naruto starts acting strangely...ignoring Ichiraku's ramen stand, not reacting to Sasuke's nickname for him, coming even later than Kakashi to the training grounds...Sasuke wants to know, but what will he find?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
I'll be gone tommorow by Satoko-kun reviews
Sasuke has one more thing he needs to do, before he goes to see Orochimaru. Yaoi, Lemon, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Partners by jmills99 reviews
Kisame knows almost nothing about his partner Itachi Uchiha, and this does not settle well with him at all, he is determined to open up the quiet man learn something about him. yoai kisaita and SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Revolution, Freedom and Peace by Art is a bang4979 reviews
The tailed beasts captured by the Akatsuki are free and Kisame Deidara and Itachi are the only Akatsuki still alive. The trio are the only ones that know that the ninja world is in grave danger. But who's going to believe three wanted men? Is it to late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
With Peircings so Deep by kolesteah reviews
“‘I know you don’t like me’ she says.” Sakura flinched at the venom rolling off his tongue, “How naïve of you, Medic, to say something so bold.” His lips moved closer to hers, “When really,” His voice was rasp, suducting in every form, "you have no idea."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
Androgynous Kitsune by YaoiRocks reviews
Like a pebble in a pond, one event can cause many ripples. Some of these ripples fade away while others rebound back to the original happening. A pebble in a pond happened to Deidara…how many ripples will rebound? Sasodei kyuudei rape Mpreg, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 6,363 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
OMG! THE WEED! by Miyaka Hana reviews
Lol, this is what happens when there is a phone conversation between me and my buddy Momo. xD This is just for fun, it's not supposed to be good, so no flames, thank you. :D Hope you like it though, ja ne! :D XxMiyakaxX
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Their Passion by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura has always been a quiet girl. But, something deep inside her just burst out with colorful language, right in front of the loyal Jashin follower! Hidan and Sakura Rated: T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Promises by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru onesided SasuNaru. Naruto is sick and tired of hiding behind a fake mask. He is sick and tired of fighting a useless fight and decides to quit being a shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,132 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Pushed too Far by UchihaSakura-always reviews
[Sequelish to Hostage] The girls of Konoha can only be pushed so far before they snap. When these girls do, they leave the village to join a familiar organization. ItaSaku DeiHina other crack pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Healing the wounds by Lina-Neko reviews
Akatsuki kidnaps Haruno Sakura for her to become their medic. Will she be able to soften their hearts? A weird Hidasaku fic with humor. My first fic. More pairings later. Under Revision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H.
The Definition of Piety by TillThatTime reviews
“You’re beautiful.” The redhead cocked his head to the side, a smile tugging at his lips. “As beautiful as Naruto?” Neji could feel his own smirk beginning to form. “Never.” Their grins only grew. GaaraNejiGaara, SasukeNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,671 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Time Will Tell by crazy fan 35 reviews
I was broken . . . I was hurt . . . I didn't know what to do except Run away from the cause of my pain . . . I loved him! Why couldn't he see that! I ran outside the castle main door and kept running avoiding the glares around me . . . [itaXsaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hindrance by xMissxPepperx reviews
Sakura Haruno has lived her life thinking she was weak...pathetic. However, when she is captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown to her, certain events make her question, is she really a hindrance? ItaxSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Left in Bleeding Broken Shards by VesperChan reviews
Growing up with a monster as a father can be hard and Sakura starts to loose hope that is untill she meets some of the boys from the village that have taken a likeing to her.Sakuracentric childhood fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
By Necessity by TheCrystalMaiden reviews
KakaSaku Lemon: Top secret S class mission, check! Spunky pink haired girl? Double check! A marriage to her sensei so they can spend five nights undercover at a resort? Maybe someone should have thought this through....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Runaway Kunoichi by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Plug In Baby by Accentuating Kamikaze reviews
[Oh, it's a very special seal...] After the brief war with the now thought wiped out Akatsuki, a peaceful calm settled over Konoha and most fellow shinobi nations... Though, why is that scar on Sakura from that battle with a certain puppet burning so bad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,369 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
In Your Hands by Ivy Adrena reviews
On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Forbidden love by fiestyfluff reviews
This is my first fic. It's a ItaSaku story. tell me what you think of it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sometimes you're the Shark by drace-hunter reviews
[kisameItachi]AUThis story goes with Vet Trip and Mating Season. When Naruto said he'd find Kisame a man, Kisame was afraid. Very VERY afraid. comments welcome. may be lemonish
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Secret Love by Lady Crux reviews
Sakuras has been an Akatsuki since she was nineteen, she's over Sasuke & she in love with someone else who still doesn't see her feelings. Her escape from her cursed life is granted. Saku x Pein. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Unwanted Changes by Crying.Mishieru reviews
What could hatred and loneliness do to a person? What could love do to a person? She was a cheerful kunoichi everyone loved yet she felt left behind. He was a cold blooded S-Class criminal with a heart nothing had touched. They were meant for each other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Feelings of a Tortured Heart by Lina567 reviews
Even though he's read countless books, he is still unable to identify feelings. Determined, he will do whatever it takes to obtain his goal. [Sai x Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sai, Sakura H.
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Vision by fantasyfan7 reviews
“Oh my god, Bella,” I whispered through my sobs. Jasper tensed slightly, but continued to rock me back and forth. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Outaishi by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto is taken by the king of the Bear country as the crown prince. How will Naruto survive in the court with the generals wanting him dead? Voting end. Now Itanaru. [Do not own Naruto.][Yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Danger of Being a Cherry Blossom by Hotflower reviews
Sakura is still getting over the deaths of her friends. However, when she is kidnapped that is the least of her worries. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Rendezvous by Miss Artemis reviews
She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
A New Feeling by Queen of darkness.xo reviews
After her first encounter with Sasuke after three years Sakura see's herself as useless and a nuisance to Konoha. She leaves becoming a runaway ninja. She's captured by the Akatsuki and left in the care of Itatchi who she falls in love with. SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,792 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Black Moons in the White sky by Ookami93 reviews
Look what you've missed, living like this, nobody wins, Hinata whispered tears falling down her cheeks. Hinata falls in love with a strange Shinobi..... ItaHina, one sided SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,048 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Playing Cupid by YaoiRocks reviews
It’s valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Masquerade by SpunkyHellKitty reviews
sharingan spinning wildly he takes in the sight of the human making sure to remember every single detail about them from his golden hair, the faint whisker like scars on his cheeks and the well toned lithe body which made him seem fragile yet his body lan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,497 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Kurotsuki Meets Akatsuki by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura Haruno, Leader of the most feared gang at school, Kurotsuki and knows most of the Akatsuki but doesn't know that she knows them except for her father who is Sasori. Rated for language and sexual intercourse! High School fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,974 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dancing with explosives by YaoiRocks reviews
Dei a 17yr old bomb expert witnesses a terrible crime & must go in hiding to survive…as a girl? What is Dei to do when some of the hottest and popular guys of the school come after him and also be able to keep a low profile? Cant fit full title in ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Boy Toy by Ninja's Moon reviews
Naruto is the funny guy, the one we all like. Sasuke is the dark emo that everyone likes...behind his back. He's scary, but Naruto's secret is even more frightening. SasuXNaruX? yaoiness! Warning: this is a threesome fic! Some OOC and a couple of my OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Uzumaki by Lilbakasaru reviews
Orochimaru and the Akastuki are wiped out, and after 5 years Sasuke has returned to Konoha and he wants something or someone badly. Shounenai and Yaoi. Mpreg, the occasional angst...COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,154 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Circle by dagget reviews
Oh, the joys and sorrows of matrimony! Unless you can get out of the engagement...twice. sasunaru FINISHED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,428 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reason to Believe by spoodle monkey reviews
The attack had come literally out of nowhere, he lay on the forest floor broken and bleeding. NARUSASU, KAKAIRU etc, rated M for later content YAOISLASH final chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being a ninja by marti the alien reviews
Sakura is a great medic ninja but she doesn't know almost nothing about the other combat stills.She is given by the traitor from Suna to Sasori to teach her the true ninja way.But Sakura will slowly fell in love with Sasori and the same goes for him.R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Shooting A Combo by YaoiRocks reviews
They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sacrifice by Sandlewood996 reviews
Duty, honour and love clash with a thirst for vengeance when a decade old lie is finally revealed. How far would YOU go for love? NaruIta, onesided SasuNaru, YAOI! WARNING! RATED STRONG M! May contain violence, coarse language & adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Poison by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
Discontinued. Chapter 3 up! She couldn't love someone who put her through such torture and worry. But something pulls her to him like a magnet, and she doesn't exactly know what it is. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
This is the end of the world as we know it by mariahpink reviews
When Haruno Sakura smashed through the rock foundations of the Akatsuki cave she saw this muddy bag that was labelled,'Explosive Clay. Do not touch, UN' ...It was only curiosity that she picked it up. Clay that went boom? Now that seemed fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
You'll Be the Vice of Me by MaeveSolis reviews
Sasori x Sakura. One-shot drabble. Lust was always a strong enough vice for anyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Close my Eyes by harleyquinz27 reviews
A lot is going on in the Uchiha clan: Itachi is coming out, Mama Uchiha is suspicious, Father Uchiha is ashamed and Sasuke is in love. Yaoi,lemon,incest and too many pairings all involving love and how sacred it can be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
I'll Never Tell by CrimsonRain47 reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by Akatsuki on the day of her 18th birthday. Talk about lucky right? But wait! There's more! Sasuke discovers his true feelings for Sakura. Itachi starts falling in love...o.O ItachixSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,298 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Be My Bad Boy by Art is a bang4979 reviews
COMPLETE! Sakura is stuck between two men who are crazy about her. Sasuke her current boyfriend. And the man who has been taking up space in her apartment. He's different artistic emotionaly unstable & perhaps insane. And is completely in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It hurts more than you think by narutonoob66 reviews
UPDATE: Fiction is being rewritten. Summary: Sasuke is losing grips on his relationship with Naruto. When a new roommate is introduced, things develop between them, but their lives fail to get better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,966 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Grandeur by Cella N reviews
When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
blood limit by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. Look at me, he whispered fiercely. I want you to look at me. Don't turn away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pain We Must Bear by kendonall reviews
Naruto has had a pretty rough past, and when Sasuke tries to reach out to him, he gets scared, and doesn't know what to do. Can Sasuke break through to him and help him cope with his past problems? Pairing: SasuNaru NaruSasu Plot is subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Giftwrapped by J-Pop Princess reviews
It's Christmas in Konoha when Kakashi discovers his girlfriend's secret fantasy. Is Sakura in over her head when she tries to take on two men at the same time? KakaSakuYama lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,192 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Looking in the Past by sexyinumama reviews
They all thought it was a joke. A really sick joke. Poem about Naruto and death. Don't like suicide, then please don't read. Just a warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Light and Dark by Tsukiyo-kun reviews
Sakura receives a mysterious invitation from a secert admirer for an all expense paid onsen trip. Who is this person?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
What You Can't Say Sober by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There were these small things you couldn't say with a sober mind. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire! by Psychotic-Muffin reviews
“Well…Damn…” Sasuke gets into a ‘hot’ situation. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Cares by hope1090 reviews
It is cold out, and Sasori tells his partner, Deidara to put on a warmer peice of clothing then his fishnet shirt. short One Shot DeidaraXSasori Another peice of work I did during school. My teacher told me to writer a short paper with metaphores.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sunshine Memories by hope1090 reviews
It was never sunny it never had been since the Akatuski had won. Deidara thinks back to a fond memory of his Danna. The clay master wishes it to be sunny just once more. So he can remember THAT feeling.DeiSaso.One Shot. I did this in my DV8 class.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Then, Before and Then again by LovelyBirdcherry reviews
They just wanted to have a proper meeting. They didn't want to listen behind doors to the crudest lust proclamation ever from Sasuke to Naruto nonetheless. But did that really happen? Language,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I didn't say it was my FIRST time by Aisha and Mina reviews
ello!:D im mina from the aisha and mina group :33 im here to bring you a smexie little oneshot about a certain fish man and a sharingan user x333 [ItaKisa SEX! M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
We're Not Falling In LoveWe're Just Falling Apart by Roxel.Kira.Raito reviews
NaruGaa. Yaoi. If you couldn't tell by the title. Set in Konoho but mostly Suna. Very long first chapter. First fic! Review harshly with constructive critisism.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Thank You by AijinMegami reviews
Before Naruto's return, Sakura finds in injured man in the forest. She takes him in without knowing his identity. They thought they would never meet again, boy were they wrong. ItachiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Neither Knows by LIFE can be CRAZY reviews
Each have feeling for the other. The question is who is going to make the first move? And will an old flame make the difference between love and hate? KakaSaku rated for lemons soon in chapters. First fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Before it's Too Late by Slyvia reviews
‘I don’t deserve him, he should find someone else, someone who isn’t broken,’ she thought as she clenched the fabric over her chest. Read and REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Party of Three by J-Pop Princess reviews
This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Feelings by bliiss14 reviews
He’s never felt this way, he’s never felt anything. But this girl, this woman. She makes him feel. She drives him insane, yet she is everything that he’s aching for. Tonights the night he finaly tells her. a short saixsaku story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Heliology by taxiphobia reviews
Running into Uchiha Itachi was the last thing on her mind. Kidnapped as bait to lure Naruto and Sasuke, Sakura is internally and lovingly tortured, confused by his true motives and her own feelings. [ItachixSakura][R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Moment You Saved Me by animefans49 reviews
What would've happened if Itachi had found Naruto after he had fought with Sasuke to keep him from joining Orochimaru? Oh the possibilities! Naruto's feelings from the bitterness of it all, what will happen? ItachiXNartuo ItaNaru ItaXNaru and etc. titles
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A new love blossom by XxMikan-SakuraxX reviews
Sakura is left heart broken who will be there for her no ther then Sasori! I suck at summaries i know. Well yea SasoriSakura fanfiction R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Akatsuki's Blossom by kerawolf reviews
Lime in third chap, you don't like don't read! I warned you! crashing down right in her face, now all she see's is darkness, but when she gets captured by the Akatsuki, the man she least expected is the...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Dreaming by SilverMillenia110 reviews
Are dreams a result of imagination gone wild, or something much more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Comfort by Mazuku reviews
Oneshot. Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Taken By Force by Fallen to Earth reviews
When a simple surveillance mission goes horribly wrong, Sakura finds herself in the clutches of none other than the infamous Akatsuki! How does she cope with the very people she sought to destroy? Perhaps the Akatsuki are not as they seem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,053 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
See Who I Am by Slyvia reviews
“Sakura come on,” Sai yelled again, “….I’ve got a new painting. I wanted to show it to you when you came back, it’s different….” He trailed as Kakashi and Yamato looked up at him. “Sakura….I gave it a name….” Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sai
Enigma by Mazuku reviews
Kisame knows he will never understand Itachi. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blue and Pink, hand in hand by Chey1ne reviews
What happens when Sakura Haruno is found by Kisame Hoshigaki in the woods, and has lost her memory?[kisameXsakura] ommigad theyre so cute
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
clash, empty and full by ElasticBobaTurtle reviews
As he watches her delicate face contorting he finds that maybe there is a sense to her wild color and controversy, and it all works beautifully. Saisaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Itachi has a blue eyed blonde by Dark Mican reviews
Dedicated to all meh reviewers! Itanaru is love! Itachi has a blue eyed blonde...Muahahahahahaaaaa! The new and improved!Rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Today by Zanox reviews
Konan is the only female Akatsuki member and is partnered with Pein.What will happen after they gathered all the latest Akatsuki members?Will there be another to come?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Treachery by Gabbyrella reviews
He doesn’t matter anymore. There are only us. ONESHOT ItxSa
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Purely Physical by Elli Cole reviews
[KakSakSai] 'What do you say we embark on something totally different... an experiment of some sort' He grinded himself against her and let her feel the growing bulge straining inside his pants. 'Purely physical.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Fear May Turn To Love by greenkat92 reviews
Sakura Haruno is captured by the Akatsuki, will this be a terrifying experience for her, or will she find love in the Uchiha she had tryed to forget?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
He's My Tutor? by Chi-san is AWESOMENESS reviews
Sakura has changed a lot ever since her family died. Her emotions faded away. She became antisocial and she turned her friends away. Just when Sakura's grades started falling, she got a tutor. And what the heck is this? It's him. ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Come On, Bartender! by NibiNoNEKO reviews
Akatsuki are found in the oddest of places. Even the dead ones. SasoSaku, TwoShot. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
A night lost or won? by Insanities.Epistemologist reviews
Sasori leads Itachi to his bedroom and something unexpected happens. Oneshot [ItachiXsasori] Just read it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Haruno Sakura of the Akatsuki by Chi-san is AWESOMENESS reviews
Sakura Haruno is now a part of the Akatsuki. She has newfound powers and has made good friends with the other members. This summary is stupid. ' you'll have to read to find out, I guess, haha! [HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Veneer by kauzchen reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Hostage by UchihaSakura-always reviews
Itachi takes Sakura hostage, thinking she'd be perfect to trade for Naruto. He didn't expect a smart mouth brat that's slowly losing her sanity. There are bits of humor, but it's more depressing than anything. ItaSaku [sequel out]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Irony of Tsukuyomi by Fullsteel reviews
Itachi and the Akatsuki gang are bored. But suddenly things happen and Itachi finds himself in a difficult situation which brings dark memories up. [AU. KisaIta, SasoDei, onesided OroIta]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Secret Keeper by Mokana-chan reviews
Wit is folly unless a wise man hath the keeping of it. ProverbKeeping secrets, how hard could it be? KakaSaku pairing. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ties That Bind by Shadowabiss89 reviews
Sakura goes to kill Itachi and ends up being captured. What will she do when Sasuke comes back into the story. ItachixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Sakura Nocturne by envy.and.pride reviews
SasoSaku AU. Sakura's whole way of life is challenged as a handsome stranger turns up and demands impossibilities of her. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
The Flower Puppet by Sailor Leo reviews
What is missing from Sasoris new puppet? SasoSaku. Branches off after Chap 264
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sakura H., Sasori
A Dangerous Mind by XI Heart NinjasX reviews
SakuraItachi Sakura's losing herself and everything she's ever cared for, for one selfish boy. But finding Sasuke seems to be the least of her troubles as she infiltrates the minds and hearts of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Connections by BlackElement7 reviews
Sequel to Allegiances and Loyalties. Hinata has joined, and now Sakura and the rest of the Akatsuki is out to find the missing piece that will give them an advantage over their last member. [ItaSaku, SasoTen, DeiHina, ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It Was Very Late and I Was Not Thinking Clearly by Aelibia reviews
It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Wait for me by RYOUKOx reviews
Emotions are wreckless and a distraction from reality, who would have ever guessed that there was vacant spot in a murderers mind for someone who didn't even want to be there. But once she's there, is it really that difficult to escape. FIN. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,937 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Big Brother Itachi by Shimi-chan reviews
Blood may be thicker than water...but water tastes a whole lot better. [ItachixHinataxSasuke] Rated for a later lime and some language. [[Now COMPLETE!]]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,915 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Painless Fears by purple-witch93 reviews
Sakura is forced to go to the Akatsuki to save the people she cares for, and the person who is told to do it is Hidan. Sakura hates the man at first, although he was the one who usually 'babysat' her, she grows an emotion to him. Better story, HidaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
Was It Worth It? Part 6 by hope1090 reviews
Part six, I hope you all like his one cause I really didn't. This one is about the female Akatsuki so it was hard to write about her knowing NOUTHING about her personallity. sighs oh well, what can you do.Oh and btw I gave her the name Bluey. Pure OCC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Where Loyalty Lies by Among The Ashes reviews
SakuxSasu SakuxItaSakura is tormented after returning to Konoha when she was thought dead...Little does everyone know that Sakura has been with itachi for the past few months and has become his student, giving him her utmost loyalty. CHAPTER 4 UP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,482 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Was It Worth It? Part 5 by hope1090 reviews
Here you go, this one's kinda Kakuzu X Sasori pairing. Yes, I was bored VERY bored! Hope you all like it! And I still have no idea why I did this....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kakuzu, Sasori - Complete
Was It Worth It? Part 4 by hope1090 reviews
Well here's part 4 of these series. I find this one to the most sadening of them all. small tear runs down face I hope you all like it cause now I only have 6 more to go.... or 5, I might no do Orohcimaru.Kinda SasoriXTemari One Shot.The song is from Rent
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasori, Temari - Complete
Engel by Angelas reviews
It never ends when you suddenly find yourself attracted to your longtime companion. Especially if he just so happens to be the straightest shark man you've ever met. [KisamexItachi] yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
In the Beginning by dagget reviews
This is a PREQUEL to 'Jesus What the Hell was That', which is not really a crack fic despite the title.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
where's the justice? by Kaminari in a red komono reviews
that night sasuke left to go to orochimaru....sakura left too....but with a different league. hints of lemon, deidaraXitachi pairings but the main pairing, SakuraXdeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Gentle Wrath by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura's 16 and has a tough choice to make. Go with him or watch your friends die? But she's going to be unruly and defiant no matter what...until she starts to break down and all hope of going back is gone. Rated for safety! [SEQUEL UP: TOYING WITH HER!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Hidden Romance by HorridxDecay reviews
Sasori lived through his and Sakura’s fight. He loved how she almost killed him. She was pefect for him. He never talks to her. He always watches her. Untill he decides to help her with her training what will happen. [Requested] READ PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Beginning of a true partnership by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
The meeting, the first mission, the first time together. [KakuHida] Minor: [TheLeaderxOC] yaoi. WARNING: LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Doubutsuka by YaoiRocks reviews
On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas. And when they wake up, they find that they’re half animal? How will they cope with this…and it doesn’t help that the Akatsuki are active… [Yaoi, lemons, Itanaru XD, Mpreg] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Houshutsu by YaoiRocks reviews
He knew that Itachi didn’t love him, and he didn’t love the Uchiha. It was more like as if Itachi wanted to show him what it really was like before his life ended. He wanted to thank Itachi for that [Yaoi, Itanaru, cutting, lemon, rape]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loyalties by BlackElement7 reviews
Sequel to Allegiances. Sakura's year with the Akatsuki is up, and soon she will have to decide between staying and leaving. Here to help or hinder her choice are three friends: two old and one new. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Gaara and the Special Tea by Armonia Justin reviews
Read it if you wanna know what special tea is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Itanaru heaven by YaoiRocks reviews
A collection of Itanaru lemon oneshots XP [Yaoi Itanaru lemons] Yeah, I know something like this is on AFF, but I didn't know about that when I thought this up... enjoy Itanaru Yaoi lovers! XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Allegiances by BlackElement7 reviews
AU fic. Life in the darker side of the city is not easy, whether you belong to the Konoha gang, Oto, or even the infamous Akatsuki. [SakuraxItachi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Meant to be, Supposed to be by HyuugaAngels reviews
Sasuke has left Sakura years ago,But what happends when she falls for somebody elses on one of her concerts?Sasuke get's jealous, And who's tha lucky man? [Rated T until people want lemons P][HidaSaku][SasuSaku onesided]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
Was It Worth It? Part 2 by hope1090 reviews
Well, I updated this one and I think it's much better now! Tiny bit of yaoi not much! Just a kiss, that's all..... um it's kind sad but in a way has a happy ending. Um... I don't really like then ending, send me an Idea of what Sasuke shoulde do. Yeh
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Was It Worth It? by hope1090 reviews
So here is a story of the Akatsuki and a war which they win. It's kinda sad, has some yaoi and voilence. There is alot of torture in this and this is just one of a Series that I am making.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Naruto's Fantasy by dagget reviews
lame title, I know Just a cute, tame little oneshot. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reaching For The Untouchable by Mitchi Takahashi reviews
Neji has finally realized the one person who could help him change all destiny, but what happens when something that was so simple at first turns into a web of love, lies, and sex? Rated for language, Yaoi Yuri Shohenai Shojoai themes, and lemons...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Release me from pain by Rewy reviews
Sequel to a 'Cursed Weasel'. Pairing: KabuHinaIta. Kabuto is Hinata´s extremely violent boyfriend, Itachi comes in to a picture and rest you must read from the story. Rating might go up. Eventually ItaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Orichimaru and Sakura My Hollow Soul by smile-ookii reviews
Words cannot describe the feelings Orichimaru and Sakura develop for each other even though Sakura is on a team with Naruto and Sasuke to catch or kill him! What will, can, and should happen to these most forbidden lovers? Read this OxS and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions by TheArchives reviews
Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Filled Void by Akasuna Sasori reviews
A SasoriSakura love fic. Sasori was supposed to have died, but he didn't, and he's come to Sakura to learn love again. rated M for mature content not suitable for children. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Day and the Way we Met by Oraday reviews
Itachi has found an interest. He decides to follow and observe him. What happens when his interest finds out? ItachiKyuubi pairing. Companion fic to Fraternity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Child Of The Leaves by makacatori reviews
The child raised in the wilderness by his guardian has finally returned to Konoha for the Genin exam and into the arms of his sensei, Itachi, who he saved from certain death years earlier. YAOI ItachiNaruto HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 214 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Death is in the eye of the beholder by TheArchives reviews
Death, like beauty and madness, is sometimes only in the eye of the beholder. But when once trustworthy eyes begin to lie, where is truth to be found? Complete. Mild KisaIta, last chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
A Dark Passion by Blackrose06 reviews
what happens when naruto comes home from a mission and meets a pair red blazing eyes. A night of passion occurs as Naruto is intwined in the art of lovemaking with the one who truly accepts him for who he is. one shot story Itachixnaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Weasle and Shark by PiNkInSaNiTy reviews
Itachi wants Kisame to marry him, but how will Kisame react to this? oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Respect and Understanding by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] 24yr. old Sakura tries to join Anbu. She must seek the help of two old teammates to do so. Will she find love while in the ranks of the elite? A story on how respect can slowly change to love. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,753 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Romp by CerberusKin reviews
Romp is a one shoy about Kisame and Itachi. KisameItachi. Yaoi. You now can see the link.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashi's 38th BDay! by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Kakashi's turning the Big 38. He doesn't like to celebrate but the members of Team Kakashi won't let him just sit in his apartment....KakaSaku Baby! Cha!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mating Season by drace-hunter reviews
[narusasu]paired fic with Vet Trip. A lemonish fic but not really that bad. kitty love. ...or heat... whatever...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vet Trip by drace-hunter reviews
[narusasu][kakairu] Sakura takes her pet sasuke to the vet. short oneshot in response to challenge Teen just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Beautiful Disaster reviews
Would it be beautiful. Or just a beautiful disaster." Naruto was astonished. Hinata looked beautiful. SongFic/One-Shot. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
No More reviews
“No More” she said to herself in the mirror. “No More will I suffer because of him.” One sided SasuSaku. ItaSaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
At the Edge of the World reviews
Hinata decided to go visit her sanctuary like always. But this time he's there...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever Gone reviews
Sakura. Her team was attacked and killed. Will she ever get over their deaths?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Yours Truly reviews
A poem for Haku. What he said to Zabuza one evening. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete