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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hi y'all!

okay, i know i've been gone since 4ever but im back!! huzzah!! and now for important updates...

1. i have started a new story (please check it out: souless at 16)


...nothing else really goes on in my life hahahahahaha please review and read my stories


1. Johnny Depp: His cheek bones are AMAZING! And overall, he's is quite attractive and my fave actor! (Seen Sweeney Todd- he makes the serial-killer look like a rock star! A hot, sexy NOT OLD rock star!)


3. Orlando Bloom: So cute!

4. The Pirates of the Caribbean movies

5. Any movie w/ Johnny Depp (w/ 1 exception)

6. Hanging w/ my home-dogz!

7. GERARD WAY of My Chemical Romance! So cute! I wanna give him a hug!!

8. Bloo, from Foster's

9. Pete Wentz: Watch the "Beat It" music video. He licks his bass!! it is hot!


Favorite Things

Favorite TV show: Secret Life of the American Teenager- OMG!! It is amazing

Favorite Book: Twilight, duh

Favorite Band: Take a WILD guess...

Favorite Person:...I have so many, it's hard to narrow it down.

Favorite Cullen: Probably a tie between Edward, Alice and Emmett

Favorite Movie: Sweeney Todd or Nightmare Before Christmas- jack the pumpkin king is sexy!!

Favorite Quote: "Wash these cars, you sexy bitches!" from the house bunny

Favorite Breaking Dawn Moment: When Edward was like crying to Jacob b.c he thought Bella was gonna die!!

Freakiest Breaking dawn moment:...when Edward was like 'JACOB!! HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE!!' That was just awkward

Favorite Pop song: Burnin' Up by the Jonas Brothers

Favorite Jonas brother: JOE!!

Favorite song in general: The Sharpest Lives, by My Chemical Romance (or at least it is this week)

Favorite thing to do: have a sleepover with my bffs Caytie and Mary

Favorite Actor: JOHNNY DEPP!!

Favorite Music Video: "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me'" by Fall Out Boy- that's right pete, chug that strawberry smoothie!!

Favorite Musical: Legally Blonde- shut up!! it's amazing!!

Favorite Color: Pink

Favorite Moment in Twilight Trailer: "This is wrong, Edward. She's not one of us!" Hehe Emmett


Okay, so after finding out that Gerard's wife, Lyn-z is pregnant, and after freaking out for a little bit, me and Mary as well as an assortment of 8th friends, have come to the conclusion that Lyn-z is no longer a whore and that Gerard and Lyn0z are extremely cute together!! just...letting u kno...

THINGS I HATE- the ones in bold r thing i REALLY HATE

i hate when i take mcr quizzes on quizilla and the facts r wrong


ummm...when my sister wont. leave. me. alone


when i start to read a good fanfiction and i find out its been like 5 years since the person update- delete the story if your not gonna write anymore!!

when i lose reception and and cant txt a friend back



I absolutley want 2 meet Johnny Depp but if i did, i'd most likely faint.

Become a rich CEO for a make up company

Yeah, what more could u want from life?

People I Plan of Marrying... (No specific order)

1. Gerard Way- look at him and his sexiness!!

2. Edward Cullen- Bella is a heartbreaking flake, and the sooner he sees that the happier we will all be

3. Johnny Depp- Have you seen this fine specimen of man?!

4. Pete Wentz- me and my friends have made an elaborate scheme to get rid of Ashlee Simpson

5. Zuko- he is HOT lol

6. Robert Pattinson- the fact that he plays Edward Cullen is enough for me



People I Want to Hug, But Not Necessarily Marry

1. Mikey Way- If I said I wanted to marry him, my friend Mary would most likely murder me...

2. Frank Iero- come on!! Seriously!! Look at how cute he is! And his giggle is so adorable!

3. Bob Bryar- he just seems huggable...though he is cranky

4. Patrick Stump- He's just so cute and cuddly

5. Orlando Bloom- he's just hot; But I could never marry him

6. Jasper Hale- he's so innocent and sweet

7. Emmett Cullen- you know you want to get a bear hug too

8. Alice Cullen- I'm told I am a lot like her. And I have also been told I give good hugs. So maybe she does too

9. Ian O'Shea- if you read the host, you'd know what I'm talking about

10. Ray Toro: gotta love the fro!


The PowerPuff Girls: Honestly, who doesn't?

The Weekenders on Toon Disney: Best Show EVUR!

The shows Mew Mew Power and Totally Spies!


Dear Caytie...

Johnny Depp is not old and in my defense, he LOOKS 30!

And honestly, do people need 2 know my nickname:(







1. This is How I Disappear- my chemical romance: Come on!! It is so Edward in new moon! "Without you is how I disappear and live my life alone for ever now"!! "I'm just a ghost, so I can't hurt you anymore"!! And by "all the good girls go to heaven" it's like bella (good girl) moving on/being happy!! Really!!

2. The Sharpest Lives- My chemical romance- It is unbelievably Jacob's POV in breaking dawn, book 2; "Well it rains and it pours when you're out on your own" OMG!! Like when he leaves the pack!! "You're the one that I need, I'm the one that you loathe"!! He loves Bella!! She...kinda left him... "So why don't you blow me a kiss be for she goes"! "A kiss and I will surender"!! "So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires"



"I love what you've done to the place! What is it, one bed & one bath?"-Stewie "No, it's a whole apartment.-Brian's girlfriend (Family Guy)

"We all deserve to die! Even you, Mrs. Lovett! Even I!"-Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street

"Gerard wants to be in a musical. Because he likes to sing."-My friend Nicole - "Really, Nicole?! Gerard Way, LEAD SINGER OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE likes to sing? I didn't see that coming." Me

" 'I love when he gets so protective' Jacob thought" -"So in love, so very in love" by Mrs. Weasley the Kataang Luver

"I gotta say Sokka, you continue to impress me with your ideas." Aang

"...and Momo was talking!! You said some very unkind things." Sokka

"Is he saying 'kiss my ass and lay me?" My Friends and I; If you listen to 'Prelude 12/21' the first time, it sounds like 'kiss my ass and lay me' not 'kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep'.

"I had a banana..." My Mom. She's...interesting.

"Frozen daiquiri? Ha...I'd like to freeze Gerard's daiquiri!" Me (It is so true!! Have you seen this man?!)

"Edward! This is wrong; She's not one of us!" Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen (twlight teaser trailer 1)

" WHY DID HE TURN INTO A BUNNY?!" My friend Mary (long story; basically she had a dream that Mikey Way turned into a bunny..."

"Are you a supporter of Frerard?"- Nicole --"What's Frerard?" Evey -- "It's Frank and Gerard having sex." Me

"Have you noticed that you have a serious problem? Why do you like older men...?" My mom-- "If being madly in love with a 31 year old hot lead singer is wrong, I don't wanna be right!!" Me

"Wash these cars, you sexy bitches!"-- "The House Bunny"


We were all fighting over who gets which My Chemical Romance member. Here's the whole convo...(i don't remember exact words...)


Me: Wow, really. Of course you get Mikey

Caytie: I want Frank!!

Nicole: No! I get Frank! I saw him first!

Caytie: Fine, then I want Gerard


(Caytie and I glare)

Nicole: She (Andrea-me) gets Gerard.

Me: HA!!

Caytie: Well who do I get?

Me: Do you want Bob or Ray?

Caytie: Is that even a question? I'll take Bob

Mary: Then who gets Ray?

Me: No one. No love for Ray...

Mary: Aww, poor Ray...

(Next Day walking into School w/ Audrey)

Me: Audrey, do you want Ray?

Audrey: No. I prefer Frank.

Me: What is it with everyone loving Frank? You can't all have Frank! Nicole has Frank already!

Here's me and Nicole fighting over men in general...

Nicole: I love Steve!! He's mine


Me: So technically I loved him longer! :p

Nicole: Fine; We'll share him


Nicole: Fine, we'll share Gerard.

Me: I AM NOT SHARING GERARD!!...unless you share Frank

Nicole: No way! You can be friends...

Me: Fine; than you and steve and gerard CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS!!

Nicole: Fine!!

Me: Glad that's settled...


1. I have written a version of "7 things": by Miley Cyrus, only it's about My Chemical Romance. If you would like to read it, send me a pm and I would be happy to send it to you. I am not publishing it EVER!!

2. Me and my friend Mary have written a random story (about My Chemical Romance) in which Gerard and Mikey are mermen, Frank is a flounder, Ray is a ray and Bob is a blowfish and Gerard has been captured by Burt the Kraken (haha, get it?) and must use mermaid magic and the power of the seaweed superfriends to defeat him. Oh, and Mikey attempts to start a fire underwater. I would send it to you...but it got deleted when I got a new computer :(

3. I have come with very detailed plans to make the people I plan on marrying (found earlier on this page) fall in love with me or even just meet and hug me.

4. My friends Mary, Jocelyn and, while not paying attention in spanish, made innapropriate and dirty comics about Twlight; It was fun.

5. I have tried and failed to write versions of "Fergalicious" for all the Cullens. It's harder than you'd think.


In a perfect world, Mikey Way would play Edward; He practically screams hot-sexy vampire!!

In a perfect world, celebrities wouldn't be allowed to marry.

In a perfect world, Emily Browning would have been Bella.

In a perfect world, Emmy Rossum would be Esme.

In a perfect world, 14 year old girls such as my friends and I would be able to marry older men; Age is just a number people!!

In a perfect world, my mother wouldn't feel the need to comment on a certain band and carry an air of disapproval with her when I mention said band; (one guess who it is)

In a perfect world, Breaking Dawn wouldn't have been so disappointing...

In a perfect world, nobody cries...there's only butterflies!! lol (from "Pocketful of Sunshine")


1. Whenever you see a sign that says 'one way', 'four way' etc, you start to laugh uncontrollably and no one knows why.

2. When you and ur friends txt, you say things like 'omgee' 'gee2gee', 'Oh my bob' and 'for the love of frank'

3. You don't really say 'freaking' and more; You say 'franking'; you also say 'what the frank?'

4. You call oreos ieros...

5. And when you went on a field trip, you made a special box for said ieros

6. You google them compulsively

7. You relate anything and everything to them

8. You have detailed plans to kill their wives and girlfriends

9. You write comics/cartoons and terrible parody songs about them

10. When you google them, and see a pic of them with their wives, you hiss loudly

11. You talk to their music videos, songs and youtube videos/interviews and posters as though they are actually there

12. You have a pillow which you pretend is Gerard...

13. And at night you hold it close...

14. And wake up in the middle of the night, find that it isn't there and scream 'WHERE'S GERARD!?'

15. They are your ringtone, but...

16. You really want Frank's giggle as ur ringtone cause it's so damn adorable.

17. You plan to make a build-a-bear after your favorite and give your friend one for her birthday

18. Since their pictures are your screensaver, whenever it goes on, you sit there for an hour looking at them

19. When watching a video, you practically make love to the screen

20. U And ur friends try to make a podcast to talk about Gerard when he dyed his hair, but you end up talking about everything else they do for no reason

21. U make comparisons to characters in tv shows and books to all of them

22. U are sad to say that ur friends actually had an argument over how many piercings Frank has

23. When you found out that your mom's friend at her job's husband does the landscaping for Mikey and Gerard's parents, you practically ran around your house all day screaming (tru story, btw)

24. You realize that you would gladly sell your soul to the devil just to spend 60 seconds with them

25. But you know you'd only last 10, after which you would either die from a heart attack or faint from shock


1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like bella does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would bella do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i;m not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see the cullen cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the breaking dawn party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway b.c at least everyone;s happy

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies


13. You always relate songs to twilight

14. You relate real life situations to twilight

15. You have your own cast for twilight, b.c the real one is disappointing

16. Everytime you watch the trailers, you scream and no one can stop you


1. Johnny Depp's age (he should be 15 and we should be dating!)

2. Gerard Way's, wife Lyn-Z (My friends and I could be his wives if he only gave us the chance!) and..

3. If he HAD to be with anyone that wasn;t me and my friends, COULDN'T HE JUST MARRY FRANK?! Please...they're kinda cute together...

4. My view on Hot Topic: It really isn't that bad, okay Caytie! I just wouldn't buy anything there!

5. Abercrombie and Fitch advertisments: For people who are advertising clothes, they don't really wear a lot of them!

5. People who think Aang and Katara should be together: ZUKO AND KATARA ALL THE WAY!

6. JACOB BLACK: You are ruining Bella's life and you are a homewrecker! Do us all a favor and die!

7. (Sometimes) Bella: When Edward left you in New Moon and it was like, 6 months later! Honestly! Get a grip! Move on! Stop being so dramatic! AND you seem to ruin Edward and Jacob's lives! Jacob I don't care about! BUT EDWARD DESERVES BETTER!

8. I wish I could change the fact that I have learned something about a certain person that I DO NOT want to think about!!


My friend Mary was saying how much she loved Mikey Way, who happens to be the brother of my true love, Gerard Way. If you don't know, they are in the band My Chemical Romance. Anyhoo, Mikey plays the bass. So, I asked my friend Mary, "Do you want to play Mikey like a bass guitar?" I think it's funny!!

HAHA!! Me and my Mikey Way-obessed friend Mary and I have always thought Mikey and Gerard should have their own underwear line. So, we came up with...


And then, the rest of our friends came up with a partner company, "My Chemical Cookies" with oreos, but they are now called "Ieros: the sexiest snack" and "Mikey's Pleasures." Yes. We have no lives!!



here's a lovely letter written to my by my...boyfriend...

Dear Andrea,

you are my sun, my moon and my hearts desire. I love you soooo much it hurts!!



(haha get it?? no? well u suck; ps, he really didn't write this to me. he's not my boyfriend; this is just my sad pathetic attmept to make me feel

now you can read my stories

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4394 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
A Strawberry's life with Quiche by KeiiyakoMinto reviews
The aliens are staying; and they're going to have to live with three different mews. Kisshu gets to live with Ichigo and attends her school much to her displeasure; her life will never be the same again. //IxK may contain other pairings
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,607 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish
Could I Lie Next To You? by Givin' Em Hell x reviews
MCR Frerard. After the Revenge tour, the guys head to Hawaii for vacation, where Frank and Gerard must face their feelings offstage. But the real world-and their relationship-doesn't take it as well as a crowd of excited fans. Rated for sex and violence
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,490 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Twilight Idol by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Cullens, Tanya and her clan, Sam's and Jake's packs, and the Volturi have a singing contest hosted by ME! Canon pairings. Takes place 5 years after BD. Slight OOC. Chaos, hilarity, and mystery occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
So in love, So very in love by NormalIsTheWatchword reviews
Edward is not at all broken over his breakup with Bella. He is madly in love with Jacob, who has imprinted on Edward. And Bella wants revenge! She acts on impulse and they all go on Oprah. Pretty ridiculous actually. JEDWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Edward, Jacob
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10026 - Favs: 7,447 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Renesmee's Story by Jadey.Loves.Twilight reviews
What happens when Nessie starts getting sick? What will Bella and Edward be like when they find out what's wrong with Nessie? Bad at summaries, hope that it's better then it sounds. T for safty. Don't read if you haven't read BD. OOC/AU. First FanFic...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 55 - Words: 79,899 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Forgive by thedevanator reviews
A story about family, friendship, and love. When Renesmee faces problems in her life involving her father, Jacob, and her family, what drastic measures will she take to fix them? Learn to forget, because you always forgive the ones you love. R&R. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
AIM with Breaking Dawn by Fishey Stories reviews
What happens when the characters of Breaking Dawn discover AIM? Mayhem, of course. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Very random. Never ends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Sunrise will Never Come by babykiliwigi reviews
I jumped on the man that tried to take my daughter. "Renesmee!" I shouted. No answer. "Nessie?" I moaned. The man was strong, but I was stronger. I managed to pin him down to the wet cement floor, and I looked behind me. No sound. No Nessie. No heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella and the Beast by vampxpirate reviews
Mix of beauty and the Beast with Twilight...Bella obviously is belle, and Edward is the beast.. please RxR....BxE fic Rated T for future stuff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
Titanic: A Bella and Edward story by xoxo41 reviews
The year is 1912, and it is the Titanic's maiden voyage. Bella is a rich girl while Edward is a poor man. What happens when two lives collide? A bit OOC because Bella is rich and Edward isn't. Not a Jack and Rose story! All human! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Child of the Earth by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
Alexa was just a girl, living in Volterra. but when Aro kidnaps her for a sick 'experiment' it turns her into a new species. Desperate, she runs away, and befriends the wolves in Forks. But what happens when Bella sees her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 60,961 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Aro, Jacob - Complete
10 years later by Bella Mason reviews
takes place in middle of NM what if Edward hadn't come back? If Bella had gotten older, just as he wanted?And what if they meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007
Twilight SongFics! by ToriVampire94 reviews
Just some song-fics that I did for fun, no big deal. No flames, just reviews please. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008
Day of Reckoning by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Titanic's Twilight by PoeticSensation reviews
The Twilight characters enter onto the SHIP OF DREAMS! Titanic! Bella is engaged to Mike, but what happens when she meets Edward aboard the ship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Makeover by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Bachelorette:The Twilight Edition by Poptarts.Shoelaces reviews
Bella has never met any of the Cullens, She has just graduated High School, and is loveless. Edward Cullen has also not found love for 109 years. Will he find true love on The Bachelorette? Tune in to find out! Supernatural included. Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,897 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Random Conversations by Pale-And-Preculure reviews
Random Conversations... What more is there to say ? At the moment we have 41 Chapters Of Randomness and More to come... This story is Full of Silly Inuendo's Retarded Nickenames and Strange happenings...Who doesn't love a little Randomness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Three Vampire Dads and One Baby by papercut2026 reviews
the ladies head off to fashion week, leaving Nessie with the guys. what will happen when you leave a young Nessie with three vampire guys? can Edward, Emmett and Jasper handle this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,769 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
The Cullen Family Singers by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Our final goodbye by KirstyM reviews
At Bella's 17th birthday, she hears the worst news ever. She ends up spending a lot of time in the hospital. There she meets a certain male nurse. How does he handle Bella's disease? And how does Bella handle the love she soon feels for him? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Belong to You: A Kisshu and Ichigo Love Story by sukistrawberry2468 reviews
Deep Blue was defeated two years ago, but Aoyama-kun didn't survive. Ichigo has never forgiven herself for letting that happen. Now Kisshu's love for Ichigo puts her in danger. Will either of them survive? IK LP and PT pairs, please R & R! :
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Midwinter by FienB reviews
A BREAKING DAWN SEQUEL...There was no chance that both of us could win. Somebody would lose this time, everybody would lose this time...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
Isabella by Zylime reviews
Isabella is a parody of Umbrella by Rihanna
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Rising Sunset by July's fantasies reviews
After Breaking dawn. 5th book! Bella and the cullens are starting college life in Dartmouth. How would New Vampire Bella and her dazzling husband Edward make their entrance in Dartmouth? Bound to be InTeReStInG! Reviews and comments would be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,873 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Halloween by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
This is for the spirit of Halloween. I'll be updating everyday til Halloween about the Cullens and Bella doing Halloween-y stuff. Like picking out costumes trickortreat smashing pumpkins/TPing and pranks. It'll end with a Halloween bash thrown by Alice!R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Love by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
AU All humans. Bella and Alice are seniors in high school and best friends. What happens when they meet the devestatingly gorgeous student teacher Mr. Masen? please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,905 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
The My Chemical Romance Bible by XTearsXOfXInnocenceX reviews
The MCR Bible. This is for all the other MCR fans on this site. Origionally posted on deviantart by Bloody Misfit. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Cinderella Bella by Twilight's good for the soul reviews
Twilight version of the favorite fairy tale ExB 4ever
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Photo Scavenger Hunt:Cullen Style by Izzy Masen reviews
Bella and the Cullens are off to the mall for a photo scavenger hunt. Who will win? What do they win? Why does Emmett get kicked out of Victoria's secret? Stay tuned to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,579 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Broken Wings by i.heart.twilightxx reviews
For Bella Swan, life is hard. Since her mother's marraige to Phil, Bella has been dreading the time spent alone with him, because of the abuse she suffers. When the Cullens move to town, will they be able to help her? ALL HUMAN, ExB normal pairings :D:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward and 'The Talk' by swimminglvr reviews
Some point before Edward and Bella get it on, Edward asks Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper about their 'personal experiences' with the D. Go through the humiliation of Edward's first sex talk, and the many unfortunate ones after...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward
Twilight: the Musical by streco reviews
Edward's eyes met mine. "What was that?" he asked, concerned. Feeling embarrassed, I looked down, a blush flooding my cheeks. "Um... a song?" He chuckled. "Okay?" -- What if Twilight were a MUSICAL? Post-Eclipse. Funny, even if you don't like musicals :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
Loch Ness Monster by LovelyTomorrow reviews
I believe that every teenage girl feels like she is a freak at some point in the road to adulthood. I, however, am a real freak. Nessie's story. BD spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] - Complete
Alice's Beginning by JustBella reviews
Alice wakes up not knowing anything about herself. The story of how Alice finds out what she became.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Alice
These wounds don't seam to heal by DeliriousExpectations reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella goes to the meadow and is bitten. She lives a lonely life, until fifty years later history repeats itself. ExB, AU, possible lemons later on. First story, pleeeeeease R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Becoming Yours by swimminglvr reviews
When a young Twilight lover becomes ensnared in a mythical world with werewolves and vampires, who will she side with? Her werewolf love or vampire friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Bella and Edwards relationship:Whats up with that? by tortgirl reviews
The Forks night time news show does a show on Edward and Bella's relationship, this is pretty much the journey of Melissa Freally and getting her story on them. With cameo's from group therapy. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
The Gym Membership by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Twilight the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Hey Edward Cullen by willywonka5 reviews
Tune to hey there delilah. a love song for every true fangirls fantasy. EdwardXMe XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
A Tale of Codependency by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Living Together by Strategy Improvisation reviews
Katara and Zuko are finding living in the same group to be difficult, and their fighting is making everyone else tense. Can they get over their troubles and learn to get along? Aang's POV.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
My Love Is Eternal by Jordancatgirl7 reviews
The sequel to my fic, The One I Love. Zuko has become insane and rather likes it better than his reality. In real life, Katara is dead, in his mind, she's simply waiting for him and will continue to do so unless he can get to her. DEAD FIC IS DEAD!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,472 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Tears Dont Fall by KayyMyLove reviews
Bella's taken hostage the day of her and Edward's wedding. Soon, a war between the vampires and werewolves ensue. The question remains: who will win? The immortal vampires or the disposable werewolves? Please note that this is before Breaking Dawn R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Double Oven by RoonilWazlib347 reviews
Oneshot. Bella & Edward are newlyweds, and go into a store to get their Double Oven. Contains singing, laughing, and much more. ALL HUMAN. please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn My version by LoverofEdward reviews
Preface-The fire I had been enduring was more like hell. But I wasn't focused on that anymore. It was Edward's voice, saying something I never thought he would say during my transformation. "The pack is here," he whispered. STARTS AFTER Eclipse!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8389 - Favs: 7,544 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia by iSparkle616 reviews
A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Forks' Baby Boom by Zukaddy reviews
Bella and the Cullens have a class project: raise a "baby." The only problem, they can't pick their partners. What happens when Bella doesn't get Edward? And how about the other Cullens? Who are their partners? What do her friends think? Charlie? Jake? EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Ode to a Fanpire by LolliliciousLolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
An Eternity of Dark by EsmeCullen012 reviews
What happens if Bella is turned while Edward is away? What will happen with her and Jake? Will she ever find Edward? Do I sense the Vultori? T for questionable language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,296 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Life As A Vampire by Fire xx Ice reviews
There is a summary inside that's better. But this goes back to the first book. Basically, my imagination is put to the test with the question: What if Edward never cleared James's venom?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
The Victoria's Secret Secret by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
There on the front page was a picture of my dearest Isabella and Alice. Oh, Alice would have to explain this one for certain... :: Bella and Alice are shopping when Alice gets a vision that is too good to pass up. - Full summery inside. --NOW COMPLETE--
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Ridiculous things the human Cullens do by tortgirl reviews
A series of one shots of the Cullens before they were vampires, first up is Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Eclipse by Sandra Evans reviews
It is an act of nature: the sun and moon are drawn to one another like moths to a flame. When they finally touch, there is nothing. No heat, no cold. Just an Eclipse. Zutara. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 159,216 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Masaya and Ichigo Break Up: A Tutorial by sakuuya reviews
Part of the Tokyo Ew Ewniverse. Ichigo and Masaya are sick of the way the fandom treats them, so they enlist Kish to help them make a public service announcement
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Ichigo M., Masaya A.] Kish - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Ella Cullen by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
Ella Cullen, Bella and Edward's daughter, finally gets to tell her story. NOTE: Ella is not their real daughter, just one I made up.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Vampires by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. This was was pretty fun to do, so check it out. Read, review and enjoy! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
The Island by lillypopbop reviews
Edward And Bella are stuck on an Island. And with nothing to eat will Bella survive? Can Edward hold back his urges when he's on the brink of starvaton? Don't read unless you've finished Eclipse! Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Poor little mind reader by tortgirl reviews
The Cullens torture Edward with songs in their heads funnier than it sounds please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
I Can't Change the Past by the-wicked-zutarians reviews
A zutara fic. About why Katara hates Zuko so much, hint: maybe it's because she loves him.... read and review
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
With Opened Eyes by leiahlaloa reviews
AU: It's right after graduation... and Bella is going to be changed. But everything goes terribly wrong... with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The One I Love by Jordancatgirl7 reviews
A two part story of a Zutara fic. The first part, how Katara and Zuko fell in love and the hard times they faced together dealing with families, wars, and a lot of lies. Look for the second part to come out in about two months. Character death. COMPLETED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 195,575 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Attack of the Fro by hpfan142 reviews
what happened when Ray Toro's fro goes on a murder rampage. What will My chemical romance do at his hour!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2006
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My Heart Holds Me Back reviews
Bella was born in 1901 changed in 1918 by James and has joined his coven;B.c of her past, Bella no longer trusts her heart or love. But maybe Edward can change that.But when a jealous James feeds Bella lies her trust for Edward is put to the ultimate test
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,226 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward II: Forever Yours reviews
Sequel to Princess Isabella & Sir Edward Forever Starcrossed;Alice feels more alone than ever as the arrival of her baby draws closer.Bella is hopeful to find Edward, hold him one last time,but the truth soon unfolds.And Edward lives on. Ch 25 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Souless at Sixteen reviews
Seth imprints & they love each other;he wants to spend all his life with her.but a vampire seeks to turn her and make her his forever on her 16th bday whether she wants it or not;Seth must work with the Cullens to kill this monster.Or will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Seth
Sequel to SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE!; 2 yrs l8r and Bella and Edward are engaged. But, as always nothing seems to go their way; Werewolves blackmail Bella,Carlisle's Angels emerge, Victoria wants revenge and...Alice is going emo? READ THE PREQUEL 1s
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,056 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward:Forever Starcrossed reviews
The Princess fell for the knight,but their love was a forbidden one starcrossed from the beginning.No one must know of these secret affections, lest the knight be killed.But she is now betrothed to a prince.Lies are told hearts are broken, lives are taken
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,846 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Story Short: A Collection of Random Oneshots reviews
First is "Why Bella Hates Sewing": Basically, Edward & Bella along with Japser & Alice take a sewing class; very funny! Eventually, more short stories will be added
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Bella's blonde; Silly, but lovable. Outgoing and quirky. The new it-girl at Forks. can this possibly effect BellaxEdward? total AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete