Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens
by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
A Strawberry's life with Quiche
by KeiiyakoMinto reviews
The aliens are staying; and they're going to have to live with three different mews. Kisshu gets to live with Ichigo and attends her school much to her displeasure; her life will never be the same again. //IxK may contain other pairings
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,607 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish
Could I Lie Next To You?
by Givin' Em Hell x reviews
MCR Frerard. After the Revenge tour, the guys head to Hawaii for vacation, where Frank and Gerard must face their feelings offstage. But the real world-and their relationship-doesn't take it as well as a crowd of excited fans. Rated for sex and violence
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,490 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
So in love, So very in love
by NormalIsTheWatchword reviews
Edward is not at all broken over his breakup with Bella. He is madly in love with Jacob, who has imprinted on Edward. And Bella wants revenge! She acts on impulse and they all go on Oprah. Pretty ridiculous actually. JEDWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Edward, Jacob
I Hate Myself For Loving You
by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10048 - Favs: 7,488 - Follows: 6,141 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
by Jadey.Loves.Twilight reviews
What happens when Nessie starts getting sick? What will Bella and Edward be like when they find out what's wrong with Nessie? Bad at summaries, hope that it's better then it sounds. T for safty. Don't read if you haven't read BD. OOC/AU. First FanFic...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 55 - Words: 79,899 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
by thedevanator reviews
A story about family, friendship, and love. When Renesmee faces problems in her life involving her father, Jacob, and her family, what drastic measures will she take to fix them? Learn to forget, because you always forgive the ones you love. R&R. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
AIM with Breaking Dawn
by Fishey Stories reviews
What happens when the characters of Breaking Dawn discover AIM? Mayhem, of course. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Very random. Never ends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Sunrise will Never Come
by babykiliwigi reviews
I jumped on the man that tried to take my daughter. "Renesmee!" I shouted. No answer. "Nessie?" I moaned. The man was strong, but I was stronger. I managed to pin him down to the wet cement floor, and I looked behind me. No sound. No Nessie. No heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella and the Beast
by vampxpirate reviews
Mix of beauty and the Beast with Twilight...Bella obviously is belle, and Edward is the beast.. please RxR....BxE fic Rated T for future stuff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
Titanic: A Bella and Edward story
by xoxo41 reviews
The year is 1912, and it is the Titanic's maiden voyage. Bella is a rich girl while Edward is a poor man. What happens when two lives collide? A bit OOC because Bella is rich and Edward isn't. Not a Jack and Rose story! All human! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Child of the Earth
by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
Alexa was just a girl, living in Volterra. but when Aro kidnaps her for a sick 'experiment' it turns her into a new species. Desperate, she runs away, and befriends the wolves in Forks. But what happens when Bella sees her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 60,961 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Aro, Jacob - Complete
10 years later
by Bella Mason reviews
takes place in middle of NM what if Edward hadn't come back? If Bella had gotten older, just as he wanted?And what if they meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007
by ToriVampire94 reviews
Just some song-fics that I did for fun, no big deal. No flames, just reviews please. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008
Day of Reckoning
by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
by PoeticSensation reviews
The Twilight characters enter onto the SHIP OF DREAMS! Titanic! Bella is engaged to Mike, but what happens when she meets Edward aboard the ship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire of the Opera
by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Bachelorette:The Twilight Edition
by Poptarts.Shoelaces reviews
Bella has never met any of the Cullens, She has just graduated High School, and is loveless. Edward Cullen has also not found love for 109 years. Will he find true love on The Bachelorette? Tune in to find out! Supernatural included. Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,897 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Pale-And-Preculure reviews
Random Conversations... What more is there to say ? At the moment we have 41 Chapters Of Randomness and More to come... This story is Full of Silly Inuendo's Retarded Nickenames and Strange happenings...Who doesn't love a little Randomness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007
by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Three Vampire Dads and One Baby
by papercut2026 reviews
the ladies head off to fashion week, leaving Nessie with the guys. what will happen when you leave a young Nessie with three vampire guys? can Edward, Emmett and Jasper handle this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,769 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
Twilight: The Musical
by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
The Cullen Family Singers
by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Based On True Events
by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Our final goodbye
by KirstyM reviews
At Bella's 17th birthday, she hears the worst news ever. She ends up spending a lot of time in the hospital. There she meets a certain male nurse. How does he handle Bella's disease? And how does Bella handle the love she soon feels for him? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Belong to You: A Kisshu and Ichigo Love Story
by sukistrawberry2468 reviews
Deep Blue was defeated two years ago, but Aoyama-kun didn't survive. Ichigo has never forgiven herself for letting that happen. Now Kisshu's love for Ichigo puts her in danger. Will either of them survive? IK LP and PT pairs, please R & R! :
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
by FienB reviews
A BREAKING DAWN SEQUEL...There was no chance that both of us could win. Somebody would lose this time, everybody would lose this time...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
by Zylime reviews
Isabella is a parody of Umbrella by Rihanna
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
by July's fantasies reviews
After Breaking dawn. 5th book! Bella and the cullens are starting college life in Dartmouth. How would New Vampire Bella and her dazzling husband Edward make their entrance in Dartmouth? Bound to be InTeReStInG! Reviews and comments would be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,873 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
This is for the spirit of Halloween. I'll be updating everyday til Halloween about the Cullens and Bella doing Halloween-y stuff. Like picking out costumes trickortreat smashing pumpkins/TPing and pranks. It'll end with a Halloween bash thrown by Alice!R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Twilight
by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
AU All humans. Bella and Alice are seniors in high school and best friends. What happens when they meet the devestatingly gorgeous student teacher Mr. Masen? please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,905 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
The My Chemical Romance Bible
by XTearsXOfXInnocenceX reviews
The MCR Bible. This is for all the other MCR fans on this site. Origionally posted on deviantart by Bloody Misfit. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
by Twilight's good for the soul reviews
Twilight version of the favorite fairy tale ExB 4ever
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Photo Scavenger Hunt:Cullen Style
by Izzy Masen reviews
Bella and the Cullens are off to the mall for a photo scavenger hunt. Who will win? What do they win? Why does Emmett get kicked out of Victoria's secret? Stay tuned to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,579 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
by i.heart.twilightxx reviews
For Bella Swan, life is hard. Since her mother's marraige to Phil, Bella has been dreading the time spent alone with him, because of the abuse she suffers. When the Cullens move to town, will they be able to help her? ALL HUMAN, ExB normal pairings :D:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward and 'The Talk'
by swimminglvr reviews
Some point before Edward and Bella get it on, Edward asks Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper about their 'personal experiences' with the D. Go through the humiliation of Edward's first sex talk, and the many unfortunate ones after...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward
Twilight: the Musical
by streco reviews
Edward's eyes met mine. "What was that?" he asked, concerned. Feeling embarrassed, I looked down, a blush flooding my cheeks. "Um... a song?" He chuckled. "Okay?" -- What if Twilight were a MUSICAL? Post-Eclipse. Funny, even if you don't like musicals :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
Loch Ness Monster
by LovelyTomorrow reviews
I believe that every teenage girl feels like she is a freak at some point in the road to adulthood. I, however, am a real freak. Nessie's story. BD spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] - Complete
by JustBella reviews
Alice wakes up not knowing anything about herself. The story of how Alice finds out what she became.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Alice
These wounds don't seam to heal
by DeliriousExpectations reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella goes to the meadow and is bitten. She lives a lonely life, until fifty years later history repeats itself. ExB, AU, possible lemons later on. First story, pleeeeeease R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
by swimminglvr reviews
When a young Twilight lover becomes ensnared in a mythical world with werewolves and vampires, who will she side with? Her werewolf love or vampire friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Bella and Edwards relationship:Whats up with that?
by tortgirl reviews
The Forks night time news show does a show on Edward and Bella's relationship, this is pretty much the journey of Melissa Freally and getting her story on them. With cameo's from group therapy. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
The Gym Membership
by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Twilight the Parody
by sugarhigh123 reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Hey Edward Cullen
by willywonka5 reviews
Tune to hey there delilah. a love song for every true fangirls fantasy. EdwardXMe XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
A Tale of Codependency
by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
by Strategy Improvisation reviews
Katara and Zuko are finding living in the same group to be difficult, and their fighting is making everyone else tense. Can they get over their troubles and learn to get along? Aang's POV.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
My Love Is Eternal
by Jordancatgirl7 reviews
The sequel to my fic, The One I Love. Zuko has become insane and rather likes it better than his reality. In real life, Katara is dead, in his mind, she's simply waiting for him and will continue to do so unless he can get to her. DEAD FIC IS DEAD!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,472 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Tears Dont Fall
by KayyMyLove reviews
Bella's taken hostage the day of her and Edward's wedding. Soon, a war between the vampires and werewolves ensue. The question remains: who will win? The immortal vampires or the disposable werewolves? Please note that this is before Breaking Dawn R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
by RoonilWazlib347 reviews
Oneshot. Bella & Edward are newlyweds, and go into a store to get their Double Oven. Contains singing, laughing, and much more. ALL HUMAN. please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn My version
by LoverofEdward reviews
Preface-The fire I had been enduring was more like hell. But I wasn't focused on that anymore. It was Edward's voice, saying something I never thought he would say during my transformation. "The pack is here," he whispered. STARTS AFTER Eclipse!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style
by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8435 - Favs: 7,639 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia
by iSparkle616 reviews
A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Forks' Baby Boom
by Zukaddy reviews
Bella and the Cullens have a class project: raise a "baby." The only problem, they can't pick their partners. What happens when Bella doesn't get Edward? And how about the other Cullens? Who are their partners? What do her friends think? Charlie? Jake? EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Ode to a Fanpire
by LolliliciousLolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
An Eternity of Dark
by EsmeCullen012 reviews
What happens if Bella is turned while Edward is away? What will happen with her and Jake? Will she ever find Edward? Do I sense the Vultori? T for questionable language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,296 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Life As A Vampire
by Fire xx Ice reviews
There is a summary inside that's better. But this goes back to the first book. Basically, my imagination is put to the test with the question: What if Edward never cleared James's venom?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
The Victoria's Secret Secret
by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
There on the front page was a picture of my dearest Isabella and Alice. Oh, Alice would have to explain this one for certain... :: Bella and Alice are shopping when Alice gets a vision that is too good to pass up. - Full summery inside. --NOW COMPLETE--
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Ridiculous things the human Cullens do
by tortgirl reviews
A series of one shots of the Cullens before they were vampires, first up is Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
by Sandra Evans reviews
It is an act of nature: the sun and moon are drawn to one another like moths to a flame. When they finally touch, there is nothing. No heat, no cold. Just an Eclipse. Zutara. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 159,216 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Masaya and Ichigo Break Up: A Tutorial
by sakuuya reviews
Part of the Tokyo Ew Ewniverse. Ichigo and Masaya are sick of the way the fandom treats them, so they enlist Kish to help them make a public service announcement
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Ichigo M., Masaya A.] Kish - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Ella Cullen
by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
Ella Cullen, Bella and Edward's daughter, finally gets to tell her story. NOTE: Ella is not their real daughter, just one I made up.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke!
by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. This was was pretty fun to do, so check it out. Read, review and enjoy! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
by lillypopbop reviews
Edward And Bella are stuck on an Island. And with nothing to eat will Bella survive? Can Edward hold back his urges when he's on the brink of starvaton? Don't read unless you've finished Eclipse! Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Poor little mind reader
by tortgirl reviews
The Cullens torture Edward with songs in their heads funnier than it sounds please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
I Can't Change the Past
by the-wicked-zutarians reviews
A zutara fic. About why Katara hates Zuko so much, hint: maybe it's because she loves him.... read and review
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb
by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3234 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
With Opened Eyes
by leiahlaloa reviews
AU: It's right after graduation... and Bella is going to be changed. But everything goes terribly wrong... with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The One I Love
by Jordancatgirl7 reviews
A two part story of a Zutara fic. The first part, how Katara and Zuko fell in love and the hard times they faced together dealing with families, wars, and a lot of lies. Look for the second part to come out in about two months. Character death. COMPLETED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 195,575 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Attack of the Fro
by hpfan142 reviews
what happened when Ray Toro's fro goes on a murder rampage. What will My chemical romance do at his hour!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2006
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
My Heart Holds Me Back reviews
Bella was born in 1901 changed in 1918 by James and has joined his coven;B.c of her past, Bella no longer trusts her heart or love. But maybe Edward can change that.But when a jealous James feeds Bella lies her trust for Edward is put to the ultimate test
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,226 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward II: Forever Yours reviews
Sequel to Princess Isabella & Sir Edward Forever Starcrossed;Alice feels more alone than ever as the arrival of her baby draws closer.Bella is hopeful to find Edward, hold him one last time,but the truth soon unfolds.And Edward lives on. Ch 25 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Souless at Sixteen reviews
Seth imprints & they love each other;he wants to spend all his life with her.but a vampire seeks to turn her and make her his forever on her 16th bday whether she wants it or not;Seth must work with the Cullens to kill this monster.Or will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Seth
SNAPS! WE'RE ENGAGED! reviews
Sequel to SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE!; 2 yrs l8r and Bella and Edward are engaged. But, as always nothing seems to go their way; Werewolves blackmail Bella,Carlisle's Angels emerge, Victoria wants revenge and...Alice is going emo? READ THE PREQUEL 1s
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,056 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward:Forever Starcrossed reviews
The Princess fell for the knight,but their love was a forbidden one starcrossed from the beginning.No one must know of these secret affections, lest the knight be killed.But she is now betrothed to a prince.Lies are told hearts are broken, lives are taken
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,846 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Story Short: A Collection of Random Oneshots reviews
First is "Why Bella Hates Sewing": Basically, Edward & Bella along with Japser & Alice take a sewing class; very funny! Eventually, more short stories will be added
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE! reviews
Bella's blonde; Silly, but lovable. Outgoing and quirky. The new it-girl at Forks. Hmm...how can this possibly effect BellaxEdward? total AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete