MCR Frerard. After the Revenge tour, the guys head to Hawaii for vacation, where Frank and Gerard must face their feelings offstage. But the real world-and their relationship-doesn't take it as well as a crowd of excited fans. Rated for sex and violence

Edward is not at all broken over his breakup with Bella. He is madly in love with Jacob, who has imprinted on Edward. And Bella wants revenge! She acts on impulse and they all go on Oprah. Pretty ridiculous actually. JEDWARD!

Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?

What happens when Nessie starts getting sick? What will Bella and Edward be like when they find out what's wrong with Nessie? Bad at summaries, hope that it's better then it sounds. T for safty. Don't read if you haven't read BD. OOC/AU. First FanFic...

A story about family, friendship, and love. When Renesmee faces problems in her life involving her father, Jacob, and her family, what drastic measures will she take to fix them? Learn to forget, because you always forgive the ones you love. R&R. :

What happens when the characters of Breaking Dawn discover AIM? Mayhem, of course. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Very random. Never ends.

I jumped on the man that tried to take my daughter. "Renesmee!" I shouted. No answer. "Nessie?" I moaned. The man was strong, but I was stronger. I managed to pin him down to the wet cement floor, and I looked behind me. No sound. No Nessie. No heartbeat.

Mix of beauty and the Beast with Twilight...Bella obviously is belle, and Edward is the beast.. please RxR....BxE fic Rated T for future stuff

The year is 1912, and it is the Titanic's maiden voyage. Bella is a rich girl while Edward is a poor man. What happens when two lives collide? A bit OOC because Bella is rich and Edward isn't. Not a Jack and Rose story! All human! R&R please!

Alexa was just a girl, living in Volterra. but when Aro kidnaps her for a sick 'experiment' it turns her into a new species. Desperate, she runs away, and befriends the wolves in Forks. But what happens when Bella sees her?

takes place in middle of NM what if Edward hadn't come back? If Bella had gotten older, just as he wanted?And what if they meet again?

Just some song-fics that I did for fun, no big deal. No flames, just reviews please. :

After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.

The Twilight characters enter onto the SHIP OF DREAMS! Titanic! Bella is engaged to Mike, but what happens when she meets Edward aboard the ship?

Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.

What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.

Bella has never met any of the Cullens, She has just graduated High School, and is loveless. Edward Cullen has also not found love for 109 years. Will he find true love on The Bachelorette? Tune in to find out! Supernatural included. Rated T to be safe!

Random Conversations... What more is there to say ? At the moment we have 41 Chapters Of Randomness and More to come... This story is Full of Silly Inuendo's Retarded Nickenames and Strange happenings...Who doesn't love a little Randomness?

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

the ladies head off to fashion week, leaving Nessie with the guys. what will happen when you leave a young Nessie with three vampire guys? can Edward, Emmett and Jasper handle this?

Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.

Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!

The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.

At Bella's 17th birthday, she hears the worst news ever. She ends up spending a lot of time in the hospital. There she meets a certain male nurse. How does he handle Bella's disease? And how does Bella handle the love she soon feels for him? R&R

Deep Blue was defeated two years ago, but Aoyama-kun didn't survive. Ichigo has never forgiven herself for letting that happen. Now Kisshu's love for Ichigo puts her in danger. Will either of them survive? IK LP and PT pairs, please R & R! :

A BREAKING DAWN SEQUEL...There was no chance that both of us could win. Somebody would lose this time, everybody would lose this time...

Isabella is a parody of Umbrella by Rihanna

We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's

After Breaking dawn. 5th book! Bella and the cullens are starting college life in Dartmouth. How would New Vampire Bella and her dazzling husband Edward make their entrance in Dartmouth? Bound to be InTeReStInG! Reviews and comments would be nice!

This is for the spirit of Halloween. I'll be updating everyday til Halloween about the Cullens and Bella doing Halloween-y stuff. Like picking out costumes trickortreat smashing pumpkins/TPing and pranks. It'll end with a Halloween bash thrown by Alice!R&

A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!

AU All humans. Bella and Alice are seniors in high school and best friends. What happens when they meet the devestatingly gorgeous student teacher Mr. Masen? please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.

The MCR Bible. This is for all the other MCR fans on this site. Origionally posted on deviantart by Bloody Misfit. Enjoy!

Twilight version of the favorite fairy tale ExB 4ever

Bella and the Cullens are off to the mall for a photo scavenger hunt. Who will win? What do they win? Why does Emmett get kicked out of Victoria's secret? Stay tuned to find out!

For Bella Swan, life is hard. Since her mother's marraige to Phil, Bella has been dreading the time spent alone with him, because of the abuse she suffers. When the Cullens move to town, will they be able to help her? ALL HUMAN, ExB normal pairings :D:D

Some point before Edward and Bella get it on, Edward asks Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper about their 'personal experiences' with the D. Go through the humiliation of Edward's first sex talk, and the many unfortunate ones after...

Edward's eyes met mine. "What was that?" he asked, concerned. Feeling embarrassed, I looked down, a blush flooding my cheeks. "Um... a song?" He chuckled. "Okay?" -- What if Twilight were a MUSICAL? Post-Eclipse. Funny, even if you don't like musicals :D

I believe that every teenage girl feels like she is a freak at some point in the road to adulthood. I, however, am a real freak. Nessie's story. BD spoilers!

Alice wakes up not knowing anything about herself. The story of how Alice finds out what she became.

Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella goes to the meadow and is bitten. She lives a lonely life, until fifty years later history repeats itself. ExB, AU, possible lemons later on. First story, pleeeeeease R&R

Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!

When a young Twilight lover becomes ensnared in a mythical world with werewolves and vampires, who will she side with? Her werewolf love or vampire friend?

The Forks night time news show does a show on Edward and Bella's relationship, this is pretty much the journey of Melissa Freally and getting her story on them. With cameo's from group therapy. Please R&R

What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.

Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!

Tune to hey there delilah. a love song for every true fangirls fantasy. EdwardXMe XD

The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.

The sequel to my fic, The One I Love. Zuko has become insane and rather likes it better than his reality. In real life, Katara is dead, in his mind, she's simply waiting for him and will continue to do so unless he can get to her. DEAD FIC IS DEAD!

Bella's taken hostage the day of her and Edward's wedding. Soon, a war between the vampires and werewolves ensue. The question remains: who will win? The immortal vampires or the disposable werewolves? Please note that this is before Breaking Dawn R&R!

Oneshot. Bella & Edward are newlyweds, and go into a store to get their Double Oven. Contains singing, laughing, and much more. ALL HUMAN. please R&R!

Preface-The fire I had been enduring was more like hell. But I wasn't focused on that anymore. It was Edward's voice, saying something I never thought he would say during my transformation. "The pack is here," he whispered. STARTS AFTER Eclipse!

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.

Bella and the Cullens have a class project: raise a "baby." The only problem, they can't pick their partners. What happens when Bella doesn't get Edward? And how about the other Cullens? Who are their partners? What do her friends think? Charlie? Jake? EB

From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.

What happens if Bella is turned while Edward is away? What will happen with her and Jake? Will she ever find Edward? Do I sense the Vultori? T for questionable language!

There is a summary inside that's better. But this goes back to the first book. Basically, my imagination is put to the test with the question: What if Edward never cleared James's venom?

There on the front page was a picture of my dearest Isabella and Alice. Oh, Alice would have to explain this one for certain... :: Bella and Alice are shopping when Alice gets a vision that is too good to pass up. - Full summery inside. --NOW COMPLETE--

A series of one shots of the Cullens before they were vampires, first up is Alice.

It is an act of nature: the sun and moon are drawn to one another like moths to a flame. When they finally touch, there is nothing. No heat, no cold. Just an Eclipse. Zutara. Complete.

Part of the Tokyo Ew Ewniverse. Ichigo and Masaya are sick of the way the fandom treats them, so they enlist Kish to help them make a public service announcement

Ella Cullen, Bella and Edward's daughter, finally gets to tell her story. NOTE: Ella is not their real daughter, just one I made up.

The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...

A song parody to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. This was was pretty fun to do, so check it out. Read, review and enjoy! Rated T for language.

Edward And Bella are stuck on an Island. And with nothing to eat will Bella survive? Can Edward hold back his urges when he's on the brink of starvaton? Don't read unless you've finished Eclipse! Review Please!

The Cullens torture Edward with songs in their heads funnier than it sounds please read and review.

A zutara fic. About why Katara hates Zuko so much, hint: maybe it's because she loves him.... read and review

A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.

AU: It's right after graduation... and Bella is going to be changed. But everything goes terribly wrong... with Edward.

A two part story of a Zutara fic. The first part, how Katara and Zuko fell in love and the hard times they faced together dealing with families, wars, and a lot of lies. Look for the second part to come out in about two months. Character death. COMPLETED!

what happened when Ray Toro's fro goes on a murder rampage. What will My chemical romance do at his hour!