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Author has written 63 stories for Once Upon a Time, Originals, Punisher, and Avengers.

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Breaking In by SomewhereApart reviews
Robin Locksley has hit rock bottom. A rash decision to help his family has lead to him nearly losing them instead, and now he's woken up to discover he accidentally broke into in the home of a stranger - single mom and ad executive Regina Mills - while stumbling home drunk last night. Can these neighbors overcome their rocky start to find something they need in each other?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 539,936 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills
Love As the Moon Loves by QuillerQueen reviews
A series of stories written for Dark!Outlaw Queen Week 2017. Title inspired by a poem by Isra Al-Thibeh.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Baker's Dozen by SomewhereApart reviews
He comes in every day at 8:15, orders the same thing, and flirts with the girl behind the counter. Regina watches him from the kitchen of her bakery - appreciates, but doesn't approach. But as fall turns into winter, things begin to change. 13 weeks of modern AU Outlaw Queen, set in New York City.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Greatest Hits by revolutionsoftheheart reviews
What's a soul mate? A lover? A friend? Or a stranger smiling at you on the street when you need it most? Perhaps it's a person who, no matter what role they occupy in your life, is your constant, like a song that never leaves your head. Outlaw Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Stalemate by SomewhereApart reviews
Based on this prompt: "something angsty, regina feels like robin is shutting her out of his and his daughter's life but it's not true." Life after the Underworld isn't what Regina had imagined, and eventually she can no longer stay silent.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Kiss Down Her Hair by narcolepticbadger reviews
Missing Year OQ. Regina is absolutely, vehemently, irrevocably opposed to going to the Yule Ball...until she decides to use it as an opportunity to humiliate a certain thief. Christmas angst/romance/fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
You Knock Me Out, I Fall Apart by SomewhereApart reviews
He's been a father before but never quite like this. After Regina heads out to rescue Zelena, Robin is left to deal with being a sudden new parent in the Land Without Magic. (Title taken from "Dear Theodosia," the patron song of new daddies.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Robin Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills, Belle/Lacey - Complete
scope for imagination by colourmayfade reviews
Roland has a fruitful imagination, and that just might be exactly what a queen needs to get her through dark, lonely times. Dimples Queen, OQ. Missing Year, mostly.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood, Roland H. - Complete
Boots by narcolepticbadger reviews
"The Queen would not accept his gift, any more than she had accepted his hand after the monkey attack, and what could he do, what was there to do, but give it anyway, and hope." In which Regina and Robin are equally stubborn, and Robin notices what a slight woman the Queen really is. Missing Year OQ.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
paper boats by colourmayfade reviews
Robin and Roland make their wayward path into Regina's house and life; along with them there are flowers, shoes and all kinds of other things that have a funny way to make a heart feel full. Domesticity, not quite fluff. Post S4 finale.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H., Henry Mills - Complete
Roads Diverged in a Wood by narcolepticbadger reviews
Or: Four times Bandit!Regina and Robin unexpectedly found themselves in close quarters and one time they didn't. Bandit Outlaw/Outlaw Bandit AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Hide by revolutionsoftheheart reviews
Regina is a legend, a ghost story. A weeping soul haunting the North of Sherwood Forest. She's stuck to this earth by a magical tether, until someone relieves her of her past sins, and brings light back into her soul. For Robin, ghost stories don't exist, and he intends to disprove that one. Though as it turns out, Regina is still very much alive. OQ Legend AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Misrule by Black-throatedBlue reviews
"No taking the masks off, no kissing, no names. This one night only." - Regina finds the man with the lion tattoo, fittingly enough, on a night when the world's upside-down. She means to know this too, and choke on it. (Missing Year. OQ Week 2x1: Masquerade Ball.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Castaway by Seamagik reviews
A rash Conclave decision will leave Max and Alec miles away from the ordinary and even further from hope. Inspired by the Blue Lagoon. MA all the way. You can't say I didn't warn you.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 128,843 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Alec, Max
Two Lost Souls by Moultipass1 reviews
Unable to cope with his son's death, Klaus turns off his humanity. Elijah and Rebekah try to make him turn it back on but face failure after failure. Fearing he's lost to them, they decide to enlist Caroline's help in a last desperate attempt. Their plan is put in jeopardy when a surprise awaits Elijah in Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 208,067 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Unless I Can't Resist It by wickedshenanigans reviews
Missing year. Robin is foraging for a magical ingredient in the woods when he comes across a beautiful woman in the middle of a lake. The woman bears a striking resemblance to the Queen, but something about her seems far more tempting than usual…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] David N./Prince Charming, Roland H. - Complete
In the Darkness by silvertonedwords reviews
The darkness has always been part of her, the hopeless darkness in her soul. A tale of love, regret, vengeance, anger, and the struggle to accept that everyone is human and deserves a second chance. Outlaw Queen, post-finale.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Robin Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Lock and Key by SomewhereApart reviews
Belated, for OQ Week: Domesticity. Robin happens across the Queen doing something he'd imagine to be far below her station.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Vines by SomewhereApart reviews
Regina happens upon Robin and Roland in a place she thought was secret. Belated for OutlawQueen week - Jealousy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood, Roland H. - Complete
Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread by SomewhereApart reviews
Breakfast in the Enchanted Forest. For Outlaw Queen week day 3: Firsts.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood, Roland H. - Complete
Sometimes the Only Way to Get By Is to Get High by SomewhereApart reviews
It is Henry's birthday, and Robin seeks Regina out, hoping to offer comfort. They both get a little more than they bargained for. Set during the missing year in the Enchanted Forest.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Robin Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Five Times Robin Almost Met the Evil Queen by ovp reviews
Destiny works in twos. It wasn't only Regina who missed her chance at true love.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Not Quite Whole by miladiarchers reviews
Robin should have a decision to make, but his heart already knows. outlaw queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood
Timeless by MarvelousKatie reviews
The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,750 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Friggin' Cure by inzane73 reviews
Alec is critically injured while on a mission to get the cure. Max comes to realize her true feelings for Alec, but is it too late? It's not your average Cure fic, people. I promise. Final chapter is rated a soft M, just to be safe.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,846 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Max, Alec - Complete
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unexpectedly reviews
missing year. unwritten-verse, in which regina is sometimes a cat. based on the prompt: roland wants to be a cat, too.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H. - Complete
What Kind of Man (Loves Like This) reviews
A collection of Missing Year moments in which a thief carefully makes his way close to someone's heart and a Queen is more than flustered by it. Featuring a thief's little boy, Snow White and her sometimes-charming Prince, as well as a wild assortment of Merry Men. Rated T to M.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/16/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H.
weak reviews
In which John is tasked with a special mission to keep Robin safe, and thinks it would probably be in his best interest not to let the Evil Queen down. Missing Year. For OQ Prompt Party.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] John, Roland H. - Complete
let me blow your mind reviews
Regina makes her way to the forest, knowing just who will be hunting her there. A Shattered Sight AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
north south reviews
she doesn't cry. [spoilers for endgame]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9 - [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
strays
In which Karen becomes a reluctant cat owner. In a post-DDS3 world with spoilers for TPS2. Written for Kastle Valentine 2019.
Punisher - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17 - [Frank C./The Punisher, Karen P.] - Complete
at the crazy speed of needing something more reviews
What he should've said was. (Or, another take on 2.11.)
Punisher - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4 - [Frank C./The Punisher, Karen P.] Dinah M., OC - Complete
last chance reviews
Amy's bus runs just late enough.
Punisher - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21 - [Frank C./The Punisher, Karen P.] OC - Complete
Christmas Rose
In the weeks leading up to her first Christmas without Henry, someone starts to leave Regina a small gift each day, marking her very own advent. Missing Year. Written for OQ Advent 2018.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Do Not Go Gentle reviews
"Do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light." Dark OQ in snapshots. Rated T to M. Chapter 1: Now Is the Time to Know (That All That You Do Is Sacred), written for Dark OQ Week, Day 1: Getting to Know You.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills
Stay reviews
In which Robin and Regina wind up sharing a bed for the night. Bandit OQ. A one bed trope fic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2018 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Queen's Gambit reviews
In which an unexpected pastime becomes more than just a game to a knight and his queen. Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 3/21/2018 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, John
Uncovered reviews
Based on the prompt "Robin or Regina almost freezes to death and the other one finds them." A sort-of-sequel to Unwritten, in which Regina is sometimes a cat. (Special bonus prompt: someone else finds out that the cat is Regina.) Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, John - Complete
Where Hearts Touch reviews
The many ways that Robin said "I love you," and one time that Regina finally said it back. Outlaw Bandit. Missing Year. Storybrooke. Dark OQ.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2018 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Blame It On the Mistletoe reviews
Robin searches for the perfect way to earn a kiss from someone special while Regina glowers her way through the holiday, pretending not to care who that special someone might (or might not) be. A Missing Year Christmas. Written for OQ Advent 2017.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Roland H. - Complete
Hold My Heart reviews
Storybrooke OQ: a series of oneshots, to be rated T to M. Chapter 1 for OQ Prompt Party, based on the prompt: Robin and Regina putting her heart back in after Zelena took it for her spell.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2017 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H.
Unwritten reviews
Robin and Roland take story time out to the courtyards, and a little black cat deigns to join them. Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2017 - [Robin Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen] Roland H. - Complete
Impulse reviews
When Regina double-crosses him on a job, Robin is forced to reconsider what she might mean to him, and how he plans to return the favor – after he escapes from the Queen's Guard, that is. (Based on the prompt: "This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you've ever had. Of course I'm in.") Bandit OQ.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2017 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] David N./Prince Charming, John - Complete
Cold reviews
In which winter months in the Enchanted Forest bring out the more miserable side of a certain female bandit, and Robin secretly hopes to warm her up however he can.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] John, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts - Complete
Close reviews
The morning after. Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Woman (and Other Stories) reviews
Companion pieces to Woman. Bandit OQ.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] John, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts
Knowing reviews
In which Regina comes to a rather reluctant realization about a certain smug-faced thief. Enchanted Forest, Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] John - Complete
Stolen reviews
In which Regina learns that you can't steal what's already been given to you. Enchanted Forest, Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
A Day (Perchance) to Dream reviews
Lucien discovers that drinking Freya's blood is not without certain side effects. Post-3.17 interlude.
Originals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Freya M., Lucien C.]
Ad Libitum reviews
Lucien takes a brief moment to appreciate Freya's flair for torturing him. Set during their showdown in 3.18.
Originals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Freya M., Lucien C.] - Complete
A Recipe for Fun reviews
Throw together a Mikaelson witch and a thousand-year-old vampire, and what do you have but a recipe for some good old-fashioned treachery? (Though not without having a bit of fun first…) Behind the scenes of episode 3.16.
Originals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2016 - [Freya M., Lucien C.] Kol M.
Awakened reviews
In which Robin sleeps, and dreams, and makes love to Regina. Alternate ending to Bed. Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Spoken reviews
A series of Outlaw Queen one-shots based on bits of dialogue, ranging from missing year Enchanted Forest to Storybrooke domesticity. Added bonus of Regal Believer and Dimples Queen. Rated T to M.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills, Roland H.
A Family Affair reviews
In which Freya and Lucien share a drink and a mutual confusion about where the other's loyalties lie. Pre-3.15 interlude.
Originals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2016 - [Freya M., Lucien C.] - Complete
Playing with Fire reviews
In which two bandits mess with the wrong dragon.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Maleficent
Things You Said reviews
Things Robin and Regina said under various circumstances, based on a series of OQ Tumblr prompts. Special guest appearances by the Hood-Mills boys and Will Scarlet, among others. Spanning multiple OQ worlds, involving banditry, Storybrooke and the missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/23/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills, Roland H.
Hubris reviews
In which Regina swallows her pride and learns how to tell a thief "thank you." Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
(Sexy) Back reviews
In which Regina can't stand him and Robin doesn't seem to mind, until one afternoon she learns just how much he's willing to take from her. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/24/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Tis the Season reviews
An OQ Christmas in two parts. (1) In which Roland and Little John play matchmaker, with some help from a certain holiday plant. Enchanted Forest, missing year. (2) Henry learns the hard way never to trust grown-ups with something so important as picking out the perfect Christmas tree. Storybrooke, vaguely set in 5B.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills, Roland H.
Blood reviews
In which Robin bleeds, and Regina cannot wash herself clean of the things that transpire. Post-5.02. Camelot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills - Complete
Now reviews
Robin and Regina take a much-needed moment to themselves, though perhaps not in the most ideal of places. Camelot. King Arthur's library, specifically.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Heat reviews
Robin and Regina take a detour in Rumplestiltskin's castle and find themselves in a rather tight situation. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Fire reviews
In which Robin and Regina can't even cook for one another without turning it into a competition. Domestic Storybrooke OQ.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts - Complete
Hazard reviews
In which Robin and Regina pose a rather unexpected threat to Little John's health, and he decides he probably ought to do something about it. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] John, Roland H. - Complete
Dusk reviews
In which Roland begs for a bedtime story, the Queen goes missing, and hope shines brighter than ever, even when the world goes dark. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H. - Complete
Woman reviews
In which Robin Hood is quite the ladies' man, and Regina is quite the jealous bandit.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts
Standstill reviews
In which Regina finds a way to pass the time while stuck on the interstate with a grumpy Robin behind the wheel. Future domestic OQ oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Mistake reviews
In which a matchmaking fairy finds an unlikely ally, and Regina finds herself in the habit of making one small boy's wishes come true, until he unknowingly returns the favor. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Tinkerbell, Roland H. - Complete
Protected reviews
In which Robin and Regina come to an agreement on the matter of her safety, and Robin uses Roland as code for something else. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Bed reviews
In which someone finds an unexpected visitor naked in his bed, and another is determined to sort out why. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] John - Complete
Under reviews
Regina doesn't venture beyond the underworld often, but she always manages to escape the attention of the other gods when she does—until, one day, he sees her. And there's nothing she can do to soften the blow when Robin, son of Demeter, falls head over heels. Nothing she can do when their love crosses the stars and starts a war between the cosmos, except fall hard and fight back.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood]
Karma reviews
For Regina, night and day it's always this: "Make the fire, fix the breakfast, wash the dishes, do the mopping." She goes around in circles feeling very, very dizzy until, one day, someone makes her stop. The story of a maid, a man and her fairy godmother. An Outlaw Queen Cinderella AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,673 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood]
Clean reviews
Roland refuses to get out of the bathtub. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H. - Complete
Morning People reviews
Regina is a morning person. Robin is most definitely not. Won't even budge when the five o'clock alarm goes off. Until she devises a plan of action that he'll have a much harder time sleeping through...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills
Jealousy reviews
Robin eyes the handsome young man with an elbow on the counter and a smile directed Regina's way, hears her laugh in a way he hasn't for a long, long time. And he sees green. One-shot of domestic OQ, post season 4A. Based on a prompt from SweetieR.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Revisited reviews
Two weeks and one very angry, stubborn fairy later, Regina's back at the tavern door, drawn to it by the promise of a fate that can be hers if only she will let it. The missing page xxiii and beyond. Tavern AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood]
Debt reviews
It always happens when she least expects it, when hope is but a four-letter word and all the quarters in the world aren't going to bring Robin back to her. Season 4A post-finale oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts - Complete
Hidden reviews
Robin doesn't think anything of it at first, when she slips away for an hour or two at a time after supper, but it turns out these late night meetings are not the only thing she's hiding from him. Sequel to Kleptomania.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H. - Complete
Lake reviews
The queen bathes. A thief interrupts. Missing year Enchanted Forest.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Caught reviews
He'd come to the castle to rescue his friend, nothing more, but his heart has other plans when he meets the Evil Queen, and the feeling she stirs within it is one he won't soon forget.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Blue reviews
And why, Robin wondered, had he been cursed to raise two children who had both known the loss of a mother? Sequel to Daughter, from the Alphabet series.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood]
Peace reviews
Everything that could possibly go wrong that day does. Outlaw Queen wedding day one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Alphabet reviews
Robin and Regina thrown into twenty-six different circumstances of love, hate, and everything in between, with varying levels of fluff and angst. Outlaw Queen moments in a series of one-word prompts, from A to Z.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood]
Condoms reviews
Hook requires some assistance in a certain aisle of the grocery store, but Robin has other things on his mind.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
Kleptomania reviews
Things begin to go missing from Mr. Gold's shop, and he suspects that a dimpled little thief might have something to do with it.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H. - Complete
Alternatives reviews
Maid Marian's return sets off a string of unfortunate events, leading Regina down an unexpected path exploring the ultimate 'what if' of her past with Robin Hood; she realizes she has her own choice to make about the fate of her happy ending.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood]
Private reviews
Robin and Regina caught in a rare but rather public display of affection, from an outsider's perspective. Based on an Outlaw Queen Tumblr prompt.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
Smirk reviews
Robin Hood shuts the Evil Queen up with a kiss. Regina is determined to wipe that smirk off his face, but ends up getting more than she bargained for. Set in the Enchanted Forest during the missing year. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete