Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.
Birthday: December 17, a week before Christmas, you get nothing . . .
Hmmmmm . . . . . what to say. I am a total Sasunaru fangirl. I read fanfiction whenever I can, everyday. I leave a review probably 50 percent of the time, you or your story has to be really awesome for me to leave a review and I when I do, I try to be constructive and hopefully helpful. . . . Before I started reading fanfiction I read a romance novel a day, usually supernatural romance and I still do when I have time. I've never beta'd but I am a real stickler for spelling and grammar when I read a story and I know alot about romance, so if you ever need a beta, don't hesitate to ask.
I am always thinking about writing because after reading so many stories it's hard to find something that you as a reader want to read. I think I would be good at it but I'm not sure I'm quite ready to take the leap and I'm not sure I have time either, I am a complete hobbie whore and I am totally into quilting . . . beading . . . I still want to get into scrapbooking . . . I haven't drawn anything in months and I am an art major . . . and I work everyday . . . I have time right? right?? Anyway, on to the important information . . . .
My OTP List:
SasuNaru and NaruSasu of course! Anyway I can get it is fine
ShikaTem (I love Shika, he's like a male version of me)
KibaHina or KibaShino (I think either one is plausible)
ChoujIno (They just go together in my mind)
LeeSaku (He's the best match for Sakura)
IchigoRukia (I think that they are the cutest thing and I love that she beats on him)
Hunter X Hunter
KilluaGon (I love their relationship, love that they need each other)
Kyo Kara Maoh
YuuRam (another cute couple, even if Yurri won't admit it)
Pairings I Can't Stand:
KakaSaku, KakaNaru, KakaSasu (Kakashi should never be with any of his students and he should only be paired wirh Iruka, if anyone)
IruNaru, MinaNaru (ew, Iruka and Naruto should never have anything other than a father/son or brotherly relationship and neither should Minato and Naruto, that's worst than incest.
NejiHina (I can't stand the incest of it)
ItaSasu (Read above)
ItaNaru (Naruto should only be paired with Sasuke)
IchigoOrihime (She gets on my last nerve and just when I think she is going to be useful she manages to disappoint me Every. Single. Time. )
An overly feminine Naruto, just because he is the uke doesn't mean he has to look or act like a girl.
OC's, if they are not children, they are not necessary.
Self insertions, read above.
FemNaru or FemSasu, I used to like this a lot but I now only like it if it is temporary. Sasuke and Naruto are boys, I mean it's fine if you have them in character but if they are character, why do they need to be female anyway? I just don't like the stories where they have been girls the entire time and when the secret is revealed they are an entirely different person.
OOC Naruto or Dark Naruto, When the author writes that Naruto hates ramen and orange and that being Naruto basically was a lie, while that leads to some better storylines, it's not Naruto anymore. I mean I get that Naruto has had a harsh life and he might be depressed or bitter but that doesn't mean he would have such an elaborate facade.
Obvious grammatical errors, have some pride in your work. If there are more than three serious spelling errors or just things that don't make sense, I can't read your story. I mean I understand that for some writers that there is a language barrier but that should make you even more vigilant. I mean it doesn't have to be perfect but it should be semi easy to read through.
Things I Love
Manly, sexy uke's, just because they may like to be on the receiving end during sex doesn't mean that they should be feminine.
Crossdressing, there is something about this that I love . . . .
Mpreg, I know it would probably never happen but if it's written well, I will believe anything's possible.
Children, I love when there is a well written child in a story, it just adds a little something extra.
Originality, I love reading something I have never read before, or when you do something new with a cliche plot.
Good Summaries, if you have a crappy summary, I'm not going to read your story. You have to catch my interest first.
The Supernatural . . . . vampires, werewolves, demons, I love all of that.
Reincarnation, there is something about having a past life and love that appeals to me.
Soul Connection or Soul Mates, in a story when two people recognize something in the other that they see within themselves or when someone is in a coma or sick and the only person that can bring them back is that one person in the whole world that is meant for them. I love soul mates, it's so . . . . there isn't a word to describe how great I think it is.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Naruto Fanfiction Game:
Pick twelve Naruto characters at random and then answer the questions.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Itachi and Tsunade, no I have not had that particular pleasure and I never hope to...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes, I do! On a scale of one to ten, ten being the hottest. He's an eleven.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be a miracle considering that they are both girls.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I do, he's quite the popular character.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Maybe, they are both geniuses...that would actually be a pretty interesting coupling now that I think about it! I should go look for some...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Ten, Minato seems a little old for Sasuke
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He would probably go on about how youthful it was for an extremely lazy guy like Shikamaru to make a move on the extremely shy Hinata.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
For Deidara and Gaara it was love at first sight. I guess trying to murder the one you love can be explosive.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Temari is not exactly fluffy but Naruto could bring it out in her.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
A Chest Full Of Youth
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
The old forbidden teacher, student, young, old story should suffice.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Probably not, Shikamaru's usually not included
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
That was explosive!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ignorance by Paramore
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Expect the unexpected
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
You must be watching the cloud's because an angel like you must miss home.
Life After the Proposal: I'm working on it, please bear with me ^-^"