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Joined 10-12-07, id: 1396663, Profile Updated: 07-16-09
Author has written 19 stories for Fruits Basket, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, Twilight, Harry Potter, Supernatural, and High School Musical.

I will one day rule the world, I shall name it Wakadoovia.

More info, hmm, I am a robot. I can't get through a day without quoting something or someone. I am a book fiend. I'll pretty much read anything.

I will not list my many likes, they are rather varied after being heavily influenced by three older brother and two older sisters. Scroll though my iPod or taker a look through my dvd collection and you will see what I mean.

My first love was Johnny Depp, followed by Batman.

My hero is Audrey Hepburn

For hilarity and sorrow, view my favourite authors/stories. As I cannot be bothered typing a bunch of stuff. The End

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Origin Story by Qoheleth reviews
Describing the formation and first adventure of the Justice League of Hogwarts. (Hey, if you're going to do a superpowered-Harry story, do it right, that's what I say.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,527 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/4/2008
Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Folk Lore 101 by staceycj reviews
AU: After the fire, the boys were take in by different families. They meet at Stanford. The hunt finds them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 47,656 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Twibasket by norainubuchai reviews
Twilight. Fruits Basket. This is a parody about what happens if they combined. Within it, questions you have will be answered, like:"who left the oven on?", "why does Alice hate Turtle Hats?", and "which vampire is Shigure crushing on?" Read to find out!
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Shigure S., Bella
Twilight Baskets by Yami's Aibou reviews
The Twilight gang plus 1 new vamp move in next door to Kyo, Yuki, Tohru and Shigure! Craziness, violence and a strange love brew. Rated for language.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,412 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
I Ate a Guy: A Collection of Twilight Parody Songs by VeggieVamp reviews
A massive collection of Twilight Parody songs as sung to the tune of modern hit songs. REQUESTS ACCEPTED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008
An Interview with Artemis on Truth Serum by ForgottenFairy95 reviews
What happens when our favorite technological genius centaur holds a 'friendly' interrogation with the famous Artemis Fowl. Why don't we find out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Foaly, Artemis F. - Complete
Blood Calls To Blood by Deja and Darcie reviews
Mike's murder on the Cullen's land creates problems when Booth and Bones are called to investigate. Booth and Bones are mixed in with Alice's visions of the future of the Cullens. Set after all the Twilight books. First in the "Blood" Series.
Crossover - Bones & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - S. Booth, Edward - Complete
Edwards Creepy by KateSutherland reviews
This is really random...just some inner thoughts from my favourite vampire Emmett Cullen, I own nothing. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Accidently In Love by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
How exactly did our favourite teddy bear get the ice queen? Completely by accident, of course...Rosalie and Emmett. Enjoys :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Mind the Gap by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Edward and Bella are two seperate people, with their own lives. Messages on a tube wall can change everything. But, sometimes, the gaps are the one thing no one ever bothers to mind, until they're suddenly there. Canon pairs, AH, ExB all the way! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,951 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's dad by Master Spy advenger reviews
Alice had a father, a father who loved her. This is what he thought throughout her life, from birth to 'death' and beyond.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Alice
Cullens and Paintball: Return of Bella by Miss Whoniverse reviews
This one isn't as good as the first one XD By all means, read it; but it degenerates rather rapidly towards the end and I'm rather ashamed of it lol. Do read the first one, though, that one is good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Executioners by Estelle Rabon reviews
The Volturi left Forks with their dignity shattered, but it wasn't long before they tracked down a certain revolutionary who had humiliated them in front of half the vampire world. Now, it's time to punish him. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Garrett, Aro - Complete
and thus my chains are broken by ChocolateChipFudgeyCookie reviews
The fragments of Leah's heart are not feeling so shattered any more. She decides it's nice to feel unbroken for a change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Woe is me, my psychiatrist is a nutcase by ChocolateChipFudgeyCookie reviews
“You go to Hogwarts yes?” “Yep.” “Slightly violent eh?” “Yep.” “Will you marry me?” “Ye- NO!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Remus L., OC
Emmett Goes to the Tattooist by Little Miss Umbreon reviews
300 years of being a vaampire gets kinda boring, and the Cullens decide to do random stuff. First in "The Cullens go to...". Also my first story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Emmett
Cullen Boys The Pillow Murders by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
How the whole pillow-biting thing came about. From BD, as most of you can guess :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Emmett and the Bear by KateSutherland reviews
How Emmett became a Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Solang Ich Dich Hab by Reni-Chan reviews
Say there's no future, for us as a pair... and though I may know, I don't care. Just for this moment... as long as you're mine...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Saki H., Yuki S. - Complete
Edward Cullen meets Batman by Van Wolfe reviews
During his rebellious days while he hunted criminals, Edward meets The Dark Knight himself. One shot.
Crossover - Batman & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward
EO challenge: whinge by Anjelicious reviews
Just some brotherly humor. My first challenge story
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Disney Channel Original Movie: Watchmen by Swamp Thing reviews
Join Zac Rorschach, Chad Manhattan, Miley Spectre and Dan Jonas on a fun-filled adventure!
Crossover - High School Musical & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Troy B., Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
La Musicál by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
What used to be Summer Nights, is now a multi fic! Musical songs, sung by the Twilight gang. Update - The Song That Goes Like This, Emmett and Jasper. R&R! sometimes AH, sometimes not, all canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
DEAR EDWARD by Caisele reviews
Dear Edward. I’m not sure if you’re aware, but you’re not supposed to end up with Bella… Oneshot. If you’ve got no sense of humor, DON’T READ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pensioner of Azkaban by TeamVampire reviews
AU, AM. Magic is purely fantasy - the stuff of children's stories. Not to Sirius, though, as he tries to escape the Dementor-run retirement home of Azkaban in order to avenge his friends Lily and James, who aren't quite as deceased as he thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sirius B.
The Memory Remains by Rae666 reviews
For two weeks Sam hasn’t seen or heard from Dean and his search is getting nowhere. Now he’s filing a missing persons report in a small town with a cop who looks an awful lot like his big brother.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,983 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Stick Figures and Rainbows by fearlessgoddess2 reviews
One-shot. Dean's undercover in a pre-school class.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Telling Sam by clair beaubien reviews
Dean gets a little encouragement to tell Sam about hell
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Yee Naaldlooshii by fearlessgoddess2 reviews
A Supernatural/X-Files crossover. The boys encounter FBI agents who are more informed than any they’ve ever met. One-shot.
Crossover - X-Files & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Voice Mail by fearlessgoddess2 reviews
We all know that hunters always keep their cell phone on and available, but on those rare occasions that they miss a call their voicemail does get used.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Blind Spot by clair beaubien reviews
A chance conversation with another hunter reveals what Bobby really thinks of Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bobby S., Sam W. - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
So Jasper, You've Decided to Go Emo? by theSunlitEarth reviews
Exactly what the title says. Just a random little one shot where Jasper goes emo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Oh Crap by Tamara a.k.a CaptainMcCheese reviews
Just imagine if Paul got angry during class. Colaberation between Tamara a.k.a CaptainMcCheese and Klutzarella123
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Paul - Complete
If You Poke a Vampire in the Eye by A. Murray reviews
The events as recalled by Bella Swan. Complete fluffy humor.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daisy Steiner's Ex Boyfriend is a Massive Wanker by smithereen reviews
An exercise in inevitability.
Spaced - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Blood is Thicker Than Water by LCFC reviews
All she knew about her mother is that she was a straight A student who hadn’t wanted to be burdened with a child at such a young age, that she had hidden her pregnancy from everyone and that she had left her with the adoption agency with nothing but a pin
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
Forever Night by Diggory Black reviews
How did Garrett become the man he was in "Breaking Dawn"? This is my version of his story. Not Spike from Buffy/Angel related, but Spike and Angelus are my muse. Not a Kate/Garrett story until I finish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,230 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Garrett, Kate
Empty Existence by Winjessin reviews
A little snippet from Edward's life in New Moon when he leaves. Angsty. I think he's got anger issues. *sigh*. Rated T for safety, as always. Read and review, flames welcomed with open arms. Have a nice day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unwanted Solitude by Winjessin reviews
My first fan-fiction. Another take on the first time Edward sees Bella. I know it's old, but I love all things vintage. * sigh* I am a hopeless romantic, I hope you know that. The stories aren't the best, but you have to let me warm up a bit. T for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Esme Drabble by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
I have nothing. Compelling summary no?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Esme - Complete
No Such Thing by shiroihalo reviews
There's no such thing as overconfidence, no such thing as being alone. As Kisa gets ready for a dance, Ayame gives her some advice...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Kisa S., Ayame S. - Complete
Smitten by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. When they said anything, they meant anything.
Green Lantern - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2008 - OC - Complete
911 ON HIATUS by TheWriterChick89 reviews
AU no curse btw The two met by fluke – she happened to walk in front of a car and he happened to be impersonating a police officer. How can she thank him when she didn't catch his name? Call 911, of course! KyoTohru, hijinks ensue. Loads of FLUFF!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,007 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Deathbed by ICanReadYouLikeABook reviews
Twoshot. Bella and Edward are room mates lying in their deathbed during the 1918 Spanish Influenza, where they meet- and they begin to talk...even in the midst of death, people can fall in love. But will they survive the fever? BXE EPILOGUE NOW INCLUDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
The Light In The Dark by Just a Supergirl reviews
Kate wants to be alone after the "battle" is over, but Garrett won't let that happen. Light fluff, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
Alaskan Moonlight by Stratagem reviews
Kate laid down next to him, pressing her body to his side where she fit like the piece of a puzzle. "Scruffy nomad.” "Your scruffy nomad,” he corrected. "Yes, mine,” she said. Garrett/Kate oneshots; after and during BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Garrett, Kate
Leather Jacket by lovestoryjunkie reviews
After Edward drops Bella off at home from her shopping trip with Jessica and Angela at Port Angeles. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Nomad by Leeni B reviews
Short One-shot about Kate and Garrett taking place after breaking dawn. Kind of just them explaining their thoughts on each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
Tug of War by Lucky Dice Kirby reviews
‹kategarrett› One step forward, two steps back.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
You, Who Stole My Solitude by halfmyheart reviews
I'll follow you anywhere. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
I'dGiveAnything by xoxo41 reviews
Bella, if there was any way for me to become human, I would do it. No matter what the price." My version of Breaking Dawn. Starts two months before the wedding. Read and review, please. Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Voldemort Lost His Wand by TeamVampire reviews
What would happen if Voldemort lost his wand? Well, he's a capable wizard, I'm sure he can figure something out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Bellanapping by JBizz reviews
What happens when Mike decides to kidnap Bella in another sad attempt to win her heart? Why is Alice acting gangsta' and is Emmett just a little fruity? Read and find out. ONE SHOT! A Jbizz and Leila Watson production. Twilight owned by the wonderful S.M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Karaoke Fun by liberal4peace reviews
Emmett is babysitting Bella. He gets bored and with the help of Bella and Alice he plans a little fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Cullens and Paintball by Miss Whoniverse reviews
An epic war of the sexes within the Cullen household results in shame, depression, laughter, evilness, plot twists, and all round FUNNYNESS! Definitely my favourite fic so far that I have written. Please REVIEW! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Personal Problems by WOKgeotobi reviews
The cullen children have been arguing one to many times and Carlisle is getting conserned. Will his plans to make them become a happy family work?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2008
The Chess Match by TeamVampire reviews
My brother's interpretation of the cover of Breaking Dawn. Edward must win Bella back from the Volturi - the only way he knows how.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Aro, Edward - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,556 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Painting by isthatacorner reviews
Carlisle and Esme spend a quiet afternoon in his office. This oneshot is a family story, with a bit more emphasis placed on Carlisle and Esme. Its really very sweet.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Make A Memory by SupernaturalGeek reviews
Written for Lunasgathering39 for the Fanfic auction arranged by K Hanna Korossy. When sheltering from a blizzard, the unpleasant subject of the deal is raised once again. Set mid Season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Vampire Cat by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Extended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Jacob's Note by TeamVampire reviews
Eclipse, page 4 - 'I ran my fingers across the page, feeling the dents where he had pressed the pen to the paper so hard that it had nearly broken through.' The events surrounding Jacob's note to Bella, based on that sentence.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Shigure's Storybook of Twisted Tales by BluePhyre reviews
Shigure, the All Powerful Author, retells the classic fairytales in a more... relatable... way for Tohru and the others. Unfortunately, they don't exactly appreciate it. Poor Shigure is in for a lot of pain. First fairytale complete.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007
Mission Impossible by elizabeth-houdini3618 reviews
Alice enlists Emmett's help in pulling a little prank on Edward, and hilarity ensues hopefully . Short little onseshot, Alice POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
No More Cards For Emmett by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Just the Two of Us by KateSutherland reviews
Tohru and Kyo plan thier wedding...well they try to, but have you ever seen the whole Sohma clan try and plan a party?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Content by Cherished Dreams reviews
As he holds her soft fingers in his large marble hands, he feels forgiven. A blessing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Eric, THE Edward by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Another part of the 'Impressing Bella' Series...... Eric has also been competing for Bella's attention....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Importance of Being Emmett by grumkinsnark reviews
When lives are twisted out of control and no one feels their world will ever be okay again, there must always be one who holds it all together, thrust into a role they don’t usually inhabit. This is waiting on the other side of Italy, from Emmett’s mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Distinct Possibility by InterruptedProgress reviews
“These things take time, Bella,” Alice explained. Her tone seemed… evasive. “I mean, I wasn’t sure things were going to work out this way, but there was a distinct possibility…" When exactly did Alice buy Bella's wedding dress?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Alice - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
MishMash RiffRaff by ScarletHairHopper reviews
Crack fic - read at your own risk! The result of a packet of seductively soft marshmallows and Rocky Horror. Read and Review! Collab between ScarletHairHopper and lilrockinlea!
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Growing up: Weasley style by KateSutherland reviews
After Lily and James' death Sitius never went to Azkaban and has instead been left to raise Harry so he finds the one person who can help: Molly Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sirius B.
Gone by ScarletHairHopper reviews
She was mine, but now she's gone. Ron's POV. Ron-X-Hermione. Dark. A little loose with facts. Rated T for suicide attempt. I do not own Harry Potter. Read and Review. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Diversion by Shadow Koneko reviews
Tohru is turning 17 and is getting a surprise birthday party from the Sohma family! But first, it’s up to Kyo to keep her distracted while the party is being set up. Kyo/Tohru Oneshot .
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Facing the Music by Eowyn77 reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
I Can Hear The Bells by ScarletHairHopper reviews
Started off as Trink fluff, but is now LinkCorny frienship angst type stuff. Please R&R!
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007
Ace by Lil Bre reviews
Link's life turns obtuse when he shelters a handicapped puppy. Trink, Penweed, CornBelle
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,564 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007
Aaya's Going To Be An Uncle! by SnapDragon123 reviews
A kind of sequel to "My Baby Brother's First Date." When Machi is pregnant, Aaya decides to move in with her and Yuki. Much chaos ensues. Like always no flames, and reviews are much appreciated!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Yuki S., Machi K. - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fight Club by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
The coven is out on the hunt. Emmett has been assigned babysitting duty, but boxing on the television has given him grand ideas and the newest Cullen, on her own for mere seconds, has gone astray... One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Glass Heart by Fading Grace reviews
A YukiMachi Cinderella parody. The School Defense Squad has decided to give Yuki a Birthday Ball he'll never forget! But can Machi make it? And why does Ayame have a wand?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Chritmas With Cornbelle by ScarletHairHopper reviews
A Hairspray fic. Corny is worried about spending chirstmas alone. Maybelle, Seaweed and Inez come to his resue. Please R&R so I know if I should publish more oneshots. Just a bit of Cornbell Christmas but work all year round.
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007
Twas The Night Before Christmas by x Sunflash x reviews
A Booshy take on this classic Christmas poem. Not much else to say really. Give it a read, it's just a bit of fun.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Puddle Jumper by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
[For HanaTohruShipperMorgan] It's raining. The curse has been lifted, and Kyo wants to know what it feels like to have the cool, wet droplets on his back and enjoy it. Hijinx occur. Yuki gets mud to the face. C'mon, that HAS to be funny. [slight Kyoru]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Study Date by Heavenly Pearl reviews
Even though he's no longer her teacher, Katsuya helps Kyoko prepare for her high school entrance exams.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Kyoko H., Katsuya H. - Complete
Apples and Pears and Various Other Fruit by toranspitfire reviews
Dr Who crossover. The Doc & Rose follow a distress signal to the zooniverse, where Bainbridge has 'heroically' acquired a dalek. Vince is mistaken for the Doctor's companion, someone is EXTERMINATED & we uncover the real reason why they end up in Dalston.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
The End of the World by Chibi Shika reviews
Why the Characters of Fruits Basket Shouldn't Have Rice. My first crack fic! Kyoru! R&R! Pretty please! I'm bad at summaries...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Sex Ed With The Soma's by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
Songfic to 'Reproduction' in Grease 2. Hatori is forced to teach sex ed at the gang's school. A little bit of crack.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Christmas Kisses by furubaitsumo reviews
Oneshot. Kyo x Tohru. It's Christmas time at the Sohma house. Sticky notes and a song.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Yuki and Kakeru's Cooking Adventure! by Forestwater reviews
When Yuki's attempt to make Machi dinner goes horribly wrong, Ayame and Kakeru decide they must save Yuki by teaching him how . . . to cook! Chaos follows. Couples: YukiMachi, a little KyoTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Yuki S., Kakeru M. - Complete
Its A Kodak Moment by Bundibird reviews
During the car trip back from the lake, Ayame annoys all, Yuki loses his patience and Shigure wishes for a camera. ONESHOT! FLUFFY! KyoTohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Photographic Memories by Bundibird reviews
So Shigure got his wish...Hatori had bought him a camera to capture the 'Moment' on the way back from the lake. But now what happens when said camera is filled up, and the pictures are all developed? Sequel to 'Its a Kodak Moment.' ONESHOT KyoTohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Light Years by idontlikegravy reviews
The TARDIS is having one of her funny days, sending the Doctor 3 million light years from Earth and interrupting poker night.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Lister, D. - Complete
Spring Cleaning With the Volturi by thesunshinekid reviews
For those who loved Spring Cleaning With the Cullens. What ancient treasures will the Volturi unearth on Spring Cleaning day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
The Box by MasterShaper reviews
Under 16 year old Andy's bed is the Box. But why is the Box there? This is the story of how the Box came to be where it is. ONESHOT. AU.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
999 Miles to Go by s1ncer1ty reviews
Ayame wants nothing more than to spend some Quality Time (tm) with his brother Yuki. Yuki wants nothing more than to strangle Ayame. Can even a near-death experience bridge that gap?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2003
Pardner by Agent Ninety-Nine reviews
Jessie meets an old friend in Andy's Room...
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2002
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Yurple reviews
“You know how that eighth colour?” asked Bella “Mhm?” said Edward “What's it called?” “Oh, well, uhm...” Edward was at a loss. What the heck is that eighth colour called? The Cullens and the Volturi have to put aside thier differences to think of a name.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Fermented Fruit reviews
Through a strange turn of events the Cullen males find themselves drunk. This leaves the Cullen ladies with their hands full. This story answers a question I've pondered for a while, what are the Cullens like drunk? And how do they cope with a hangover?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009
The Lion Who reviews
The TARDIS brings the Doctor and Rose deep into the African Savannah, to Pride Rock. You guessed it, Lion King crossover. Basic plot of Lion King except the Doctor is there so bits added in, edited etc.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Vortex
An very short account of a dream I had. Crack fic. Dean wants to stop Sam seeing Ruby again, but Sam has concocted a cunning plan to stop Dean from stopping him!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Training Under Butch Law reviews
One-shot. After a violent incedent with a muggle, Voldemort decides to get him and his Death Eaters in shape. So he hires a trainer named Butch that just may be able to strike fear in the Dark Lord himself. Butch Law has been declared...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Carlisle for President reviews
Adapted from a dream I had. Oneshot. Carlisle is running for president and it's the last day before elections. His opponent has a trick up her sleeve that just might cause Carlisle the election, luckily Carlisle has a trick of his own...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Oh Eddie You're so Fine reviews
Fluffy, funny oneshot, AH. Some hidden desire, a little bit of manic Alice, throw in an 80's soundtrack and we've got ourselves a story!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An imprint and its implications reviews
This shows some of the events during Bella's transformation we never got to see, how did the family react to Jacobs imprint? How did Jacob react to his imprint? And most importantly, where the heck did the name 'Nessie' come from? Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Memoirs of a weresquirrel reviews
We learned in BD that the werewolves were not werewolves but shape shifters. So what if the packs ancestors hadn't shared a body with a wolf but something completely different.Let's see how things would have panned out with were-squirrels...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009
When I see a vampire cry reviews
In New Moon, Edwards family would not support him but rather whine at him and commit comical acts to change his mind. Because face it with Emmett and Alice in the family you know there's gonna be some antics. Started as just humour but some angst snuck in
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter gets a job reviews
The dark Lord is dead and the Wizarding world is at peace again. So Harry and Ron begin job searching, but what opportunities are available for two boys who never finished school? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Waterways! reviews
Ok, this is an actual dream I had. Has little in the way of sense. But good for some laughs I feel.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The lift! reviews
Humorous Oneshot. Shigure is bored and so calls into session a family movie night. Who suggests Rocky Horror, and who suggests Beaches? And more importantly, who performs the legendary lift from Dirty Dancing?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Squirrels reviews
Alice reads an article about the grey squirrel, and how they are causing the red squirrel population of Britain to plummet. She decides something must be done... and she drags the rest of the family into her crusade
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Pebbles the Lamb reviews
Emmett is babysitting Bella and he can't help noticing certain similarities to Edward and Bella and fictional characters from childrens entertainment. i.e the Flintstones and high school musical. Some random humour for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Fringe! reviews
The Adventures of the Booshers and Vinces latest group, the Bohemian Starfish Reindeer Rebels. Contains random crossover characters, multiple husbands, and little to no sense.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Jacks Hat reviews
The story of Jacks hat, can't really explain it more than that.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
We're all in this together reviews
HSM Furuba x-over. Some East High wildcats are in an exchange programme and are visiting Kaibara High school. Friendships are formed and hillarity ensues in theory.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Waiting reviews
They're all waiting. In tohru and kyos home. Just waiting
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete