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Joined 10-12-07, id: 1396796, Profile Updated: 11-18-10
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., Naruto, and Supernatural.

ABOUT ME--
I'm going to describe myself in as many different parts of speech as I can think of. That's me; English nerd to the last. In no particular order, here are my parts of speech:
adjective: quirky (that's me being nice about myself too)
noun: enigma (hah! I wish...)
verb: write
adverb: facetiously
pronoun: our
preposition: above
article: the
interjection: KACHOW!

Heyo. My name is--haha! You thought I'd actually tell you! Naw, but I do love you, if you're reading this. I mean, you must have read something I wrote. Which is why I love you. Anywhosits, I haven't been writing much, and I apologize. But I do try. And I also have a life outside of the internets that sort of takes precedence, you know. I mean, I'm a student. That should tell you a lot. I like happy, funny, cute, sweet, romantic stories. And I'll read angst when I'm in the mood, which isn't often. I'm a Harry Potter nerd ('twas my first fandom after all) and I play a lot of pokemon. I do a lot of weird, oddball, goofy things, but I like it that way. Oh, and I'm amazing. Simply put. I can't stand twilight. I hate it so much that I refuse to use proper grammar with it. Seriously. Um, yeah. I think that's really all you need to know. And remember, I looooooooooooooove you.

FANFICTIONS:
Generally speaking, my fanfictions are rated T or M due to language. M is if I feel the level of bad words is more than what you'd find in a PG-13 movie or a Young Adult book (and I find that most often, there's more swearing in the former rather than the latter). In all honesty, when I rate a story M, it's for safety more than anything.


Active/In Progress:
James Potter is Not Dead: It's Harry's 6th year and James Potter has been suffering amnesia the past fifteen years. What happens whe his memories start coming back and he goes back to the wizarding world. AU after OotP. James/Severus, Sirius/Remus and other ships to be listed at a later date (like when I've revealed them. Yep, they're SECRETS for now). Kind of on hiatus since I've lost most of my inspiration for it... REVISION 8/10/10 I've pretty much officially abandoned this fic. It just so happens that I've realized what utter crap the story was.

Questions: Lately, I've been working on a love story featuring Teddy Lupin and an original character. I've got nearly five chapters written, but I don't plan to post it until I've finished writing the entire thing. It will happen, I promise. I also have an idea for a sequel in my mind, and maybe a side story (if that doesn't end up being the sequel; I haven't completely decided, as you can tell...) but I will only write it if readers want it. REVISION 8/10/10: I'm not really working on Questions anymore, but I'll try to finish it... maybe. RF, because it's posted, takes priority, and slogging through that isn't something I'm really big on... but once I do finish Questions, I'll post it. I promise. (How many times have I said that...?) TENTATIVE SUMMARY: Teddy Lupin and Procyon Griffiths have started to question their lives. Will they get the answers they want or like the answers they get?

Anachronism: I'm sure you've all read Harry Potter Time Travel Fics (I'm mean, it's so popular, it's pretty much its own genre). Well I read an amazing one (Timely Errors by Worfe. Check it out. Seriously) and I got the idea for this. It's pretty much AU as all get out, but it's hilarious. And by the time I post it, it will be finished. And beautiful. I don't even have a Tentative Summary yet, but I do have four chapters written (it's not going to be particularly long). And this is the kind of thing I don't lose inspiration on (it's funny. That's what I live for).

Completed and One-Shots:
Twins: DH SPOILERS!! George looks back and reflects on his relationship with his brother Fred. NO PAIRINGS. And, ginnyloverforever so dutifully informed me that Ron went to Bill and Fleur's when he left Hermione and Harry. Sorry about the mixup!

But That Would Make Me Fallible: House does a lot of thinking. This is my impression of what that thinking is like. House/Wilson. (Written before Amber's death)

Aviators
: Sasuke avoids emotional attachment at all costs... except to a pair of sunglasses. Rated T to be safe; I can't remember how bad the language is, and there's hints of boyxboy loooooove . One-shot.

April Fools Week: Because just one day of practical jokes isn't enough, the Marauders have an April Fools Week. James/Severus, Remus/Sirius

Redefining Family: Everything is going great for James Potter; he's even engaged to Lily Evans, the woman he loves! What happens when someone else he's fallen in love with comes back? Eventually AU. James/Severus, James/Lily and Sirius/Remus for now. I'm not sure about other pairings... If you really want a sequel, send me a review or a PM with plot ideas, because I honestly don't have any idea what I want to do with it...

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Waking Up by Red Kasei reviews
Gary has returned to Pallet, and is befuddled with the changes in the old rival. Can he, too, grow up like his old friend, or will their turbulent past cause a break between them that can never be fixed? Palletshipping Shishi and lemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Straight Ace by Kali Cephirot reviews
Four different ways in which Cedric Diggory didn't fall in love with Harry Potter. AU, Slash. Featuring Childrenverse, Fairytaleverse, Teen Soapverse and NoAKverse. [FINISHED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
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On Fate and Falling reviews
Fate has a way of making the things that are needed fall right into place. Sometimes, this happens literally. What happens when Ellie finds herself falling into the lives of the Winchesters?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
A Normal Christmas reviews
Harry celebrates a normal Christmas (his first normal Christmas) with his friends and family. (One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Redefining Family reviews
COMPLETE James Potter is starting a family. What happens when an old flame who he's still very much in love with shows up and wants him back? Eventually AU. James/Severus, James/Lily, Remus/Sirius for now... Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2008 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
James Potter is Not Dead reviews
It's Harry's sixth year and one James Potter shows up suffering from amnesia after having spent fifteen years in muggle care. What will happen now that James is back in the wizarding world? A little AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,187 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - James P., Severus S.
Aviators reviews
Sasuke avoids emotional attachment at all costs... except to a pair of sunglasses. Rated T to be safe I can't remember how bad the language is and there's hints of boyxboy loooooove . One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
But That Would Make Me Fallible reviews
House does a lot of thinking. This is my impression of what that thinking is like. House/Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
April Fools Week reviews
Every year the Marauders have an April Fools week because just one day isn't enough. Pairings: James/Severus Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Twins reviews
DH SPOILERS! Fred and George were the best of friends, brothers, twins. George reflects on their lives and provides his insight as to what happened and why. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete