TheDeathlyMarshmallows
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Joined 10-12-07, id: 1396912, Profile Updated: 07-29-18
Author has written 6 stories for Merlin, Orphan Black, Doctor Who, and Dragon Age.

I'm that fanfic author who sporadically updates fics like once a year or so [THUMBS UP]

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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
To Smirk Or Not To Smirk? by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Everyone finds Morgana's constant smirking annoying... Even Morgana...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
The Art of Smirking by paynesgrey reviews
Morgause instructs Morgana on showing clandestine satisfaction. Pre-Season 3. Completed ficlet. This will not be continued.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Morgause, Morgana - Complete
Project Akatsuki by gkun reviews
This is the official Project Akatsuki fanfic series.The group goes coed, suffers through a doctor's exam with Tsunade and makes their own dates out of wood and clay. Oh, and did I mention that Konan is a perverted yaoi fangirl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
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Did Someone Call A Doctor? reviews
In which things on the TARDIS get even more bonkers than usual due to the reappearance of Missy, who claims to be "being good this time". (Otherwise known as: Everyone is incredibly skeptical and Missy doesn't understand how not to kill people even when she's trying her best.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/9/2018 - 13th Doctor, Missy, Yasmin K.
Operation: Stop Coryphy-Tit reviews
In which the members of the Inquisition attempt to set personal differences aside in order to focus on the real threat: Coryphy-tit. Starring: An Inquisitor who would really rather be anywhere else, Feat. Cassandra Pentaghast's Disgusted Noises. (Follows the main story and various side quests).
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 7/29/2018 - Cassandra P., Inquisitor, Sera, Solas
You Blow My Mind, Hey Missy reviews
In which everyone's favourite and completely bonkers Time Lady does her best to throw an olive branch to The Doctor, Clara, Bill and Nardole. Whether or not they recognise the olive branch when they see it is quite another matter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Bill P., Missy
Road to a Happy Clone Club: Under Construction reviews
In which the clones are attempting to come together as a loving albeit dysfunctional family but their differences threaten to make the task nigh on impossible (regardless of how much misplaced goodwill and determination is pumped into the endeavour).
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,568 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 4/22/2014
Evil, Shady Dealings reviews
"One must always wear red when engaging in vindictive or merely rebellious activities." - Set in Season 3 (and more recently the Season 3 - 4 gap), a look at all the conversations and attempted evil plots between Morgana and Morgause that we never got to see...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,681 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morgana, Morgause
Catch Me If You Can reviews
'This was the tenth time that Gwen had caught Morgause attempting to 'storm' the city walls by dramatically walking towards them in slow motion.' - In which Morgause's penchant for slow-mo comes under scrutiny by arguably the only sane person in the whole of Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgause - Complete