TheDeathlyMarshmallows
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Joined 10-12-07, id: 1396912, Profile Updated: 03-01-15
Author has written 8 stories for Merlin, Harry Potter, Elder Scroll series, Orphan Black, Dragon Age, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Mostly I'm known for mad/hopefully humorous fics about the tv show 'Merlin'.

I possibly appreciate reviews more than any other person to have ever lived.

Also I get trapped in my own cupboard sometimes.


(MERLIN) EVIL, SHADY DEALINGS - [ONGOING]

A story revolving mainly around Morgana and Morgause during Season 3, but has moved onto the year gap between Season 3 and 4 in the most recent chapter. It includes, among many other things, Morgana throwing a brick at Arthur's head, a rampaging elephant, Morgause falling into a ditch and Uther being choked by the wrappings of his own Midwinter presents.


(MERLIN) THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS - [ON HIATUS]

My first modern AU, which concerns itself with Morgana and her hired mercenary Morgause attempting to murder Uther and forge a new will so that Morgana will inherit the Pendragon Limited business instead of Arthur. The only problem is that Morgause tries to make every plot as dramatic as physically possible, meaning that their success rate in the killing Uther endeavor is rather low. Many shenanigans will ensue.


(MERLIN) CATCH ME IF YOU CAN - [COMPLETED]

Morgause, in characteristic slow motion fashion, attempts to storm the walls of Camelot. Gwen catches her in the act and finds the whole thing ridiculous.


(ORPHAN BLACK) ROAD TO A HAPPY CLONE CLUB: UNDER CONSTRUCTION - [ONGOING]

The clones are all living together in the hope that they'll all learn to accept one another, rather than attempt to kill one another. The mix of personalities isn't blending well though...


(DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION) DO IT LIKE A HERALD - ![NEW]!

Set after the events of the game. The Inquisition enjoy life together as a happy family in Skyhold. Well, at least they would if they weren't such massive dorks.


(HARRY POTTER) 'YER A WITCH, HARRIET! - [ON HIATUS]

A retelling of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, starring genderbent characters. Follow Harriet, Rhonda and Hermish on their valiant quest against Vildemort. Along the way they'll have to put up with Druella Malfoy's relentlessly embarrassing attempts at bullying and Alberta Dumbledore's complete ineptitude at running Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.


(MERLIN/GAME OF THRONES CROSSOVER) A SONG OF MYTH AND MAGIC - [ON HIATUS]

The characters of Merlin and A Song of Ice and Fire wind up in some very odd situations on a daily basis, be it in Camelot or Westeros. So far Arya Stark has shown Uther how stupid his ban on magic is and Morgana and Morgause have been chased by Daenerys' dragons.


(ELDER SCROLLS SKYRIM) THE LAST DRAGONBORN AND THE RETURN OF THE WORLD-EATER - [ON HIATUS]

Adonato Leotelli valiantly tries to portray Siri the Wanderer, the Last Dragonborn and Champion of Azura, in a positive and heroic light in his latest novel. However this is somewhat of a struggle as she was, according to many of the people she met throughout her travels, 'an absolute calamity of a person'. Includes many notes from other characters, such as Aranea Ienith, who give far more truthful insights into Siri's personality and actions.


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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 182,755 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
To Smirk Or Not To Smirk? by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Everyone finds Morgana's constant smirking annoying... Even Morgana...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
The Art of Smirking by paynesgrey reviews
Morgause instructs Morgana on showing clandestine satisfaction. Pre-Season 3. Completed ficlet. This will not be continued.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Morgause, Morgana - Complete
Project Akatsuki by gkun reviews
This is the official Project Akatsuki fanfic series.The group goes coed, suffers through a doctor's exam with Tsunade and makes their own dates out of wood and clay. Oh, and did I mention that Konan is a perverted yaoi fangirl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
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Do It Like A Herald reviews
Set after the events of the game. The Inquisition enjoy life together as a happy family in Skyhold. Well, at least they would if they weren't such massive dorks.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Cullen, Cassandra P., Inquisitor, Sera
Road to a Happy Clone Club: Under Construction reviews
In which the clones are attempting to come together as a loving albeit dysfunctional family but their differences threaten to make the task nigh on impossible (regardless of how much misplaced goodwill and determination is pumped into the endeavour).
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,514 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/22/2014
The Last Dragonborn and the Return of The World-Eater reviews
The heroic tale of Siri the Wanderer, the Champion of Azura and the Last Dragonborn who, as Aranea Ienith comments, "only stumbled into her own destiny due to being severely directionally challenged".
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aranea Ienith
Yer a witch, Harriet! reviews
'Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They had a neatly kept front garden, a pleasant social circle of like-minded friends, and they were dead set against the new craze of girls wearing tights in replacement of good old-fashioned jeans.'-AU retelling of the first book starring genderbent characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013
Evil, Shady Dealings reviews
"One must always wear red when engaging in vindictive or merely rebellious activities." - Set in Season 3 (and more recently the Season 3 - 4 gap), a look at all the conversations and attempted evil plots between Morgana and Morgause that we never got to see...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,681 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morgana, Morgause
Catch Me If You Can reviews
'This was the tenth time that Gwen had caught Morgause attempting to 'storm' the city walls by dramatically walking towards them in slow motion.' - In which Morgause's penchant for slow-mo comes under scrutiny by arguably the only sane person in the whole of Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgause - Complete
The Devil is in the Details reviews
Modern AU: Uther is the head of the giant Pendragon Limited business with Arthur set to inherit it. Morgana, the illegitimate child set to inherit nothing, decides it's time to forge a new will for Uther and organize his untimely death. Enter the mercenary for hire - Morgause, who would be great at her job if she wasn't so obsessed with making every plot as dramatic as possible.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Morgana, Morgause
A Song of Myth and Magic reviews
In which characters from Merlin and ASOIAF routinely find themselves in odd situations, be it in Camelot or Westeros. Chapter two presents Morgana and Morgause on a hunt for dragon eggs.
Crossover - Merlin & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012