TheDeathlyMarshmallows
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Joined 10-12-07, id: 1396912, Profile Updated: 10-09-15
Author has written 5 stories for Merlin, Orphan Black, Dragon Age, and Doctor Who.

(MERLIN) EVIL, SHADY DEALINGS - [ONGOING - ALBEIT VERY SLOWLY]

A story revolving mainly around Morgana and Morgause during Season 3, but has moved onto the year gap between Season 3 and 4 in the most recent chapter. It includes, among many other things, Morgana throwing a brick at Arthur's head, a rampaging elephant, Morgause falling into a ditch and Uther being choked by the wrappings of his own Midwinter presents.


(MERLIN) CATCH ME IF YOU CAN - [COMPLETED]

Morgause, in characteristic slow motion fashion, attempts to storm the walls of Camelot. Gwen catches her in the act and finds the whole thing ridiculous.


(ORPHAN BLACK) ROAD TO A HAPPY CLONE CLUB: UNDER CONSTRUCTION - [ONGOING]

The clones are all living together in the hope that they'll all learn to accept one another, rather than attempt to kill one another. The mix of personalities isn't blending well though...


(DOCTOR WHO) YOU BLOW MY MIND, HEY MISSY - ![NEW]!

Missy might be trying to make friends with The Doctor and Clara. Or she might be trying to kill them. Maybe both.


(DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION) DO IT LIKE A HERALD - [ON HIATUS]

Set after the events of the game. The Inquisition enjoy life together as a happy family in Skyhold. Well, at least they would if they weren't such massive dorks.


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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 223,682 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
To Smirk Or Not To Smirk? by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Everyone finds Morgana's constant smirking annoying... Even Morgana...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
The Art of Smirking by paynesgrey reviews
Morgause instructs Morgana on showing clandestine satisfaction. Pre-Season 3. Completed ficlet. This will not be continued.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Morgause, Morgana - Complete
Project Akatsuki by gkun reviews
This is the official Project Akatsuki fanfic series.The group goes coed, suffers through a doctor's exam with Tsunade and makes their own dates out of wood and clay. Oh, and did I mention that Konan is a perverted yaoi fangirl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
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Road to a Happy Clone Club: Under Construction reviews
In which the clones are attempting to come together as a loving albeit dysfunctional family but their differences threaten to make the task nigh on impossible (regardless of how much misplaced goodwill and determination is pumped into the endeavour).
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,568 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 4/22/2014
You Blow My Mind, Hey Missy reviews
In which everyone's favourite and completely bonkers Time Lady does her best to throw an olive branch to The Doctor and Clara. Whether or not they recognise the olive branch when they see it is quite another matter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,739 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - The Master, Clara O., 12th Doctor
Do It Like A Herald reviews
Set after the events of the game. The Inquisition enjoy life together as a happy family in Skyhold. Well, at least they would if they weren't such massive dorks.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Cullen, Cassandra P., Inquisitor, Sera
Evil, Shady Dealings reviews
"One must always wear red when engaging in vindictive or merely rebellious activities." - Set in Season 3 (and more recently the Season 3 - 4 gap), a look at all the conversations and attempted evil plots between Morgana and Morgause that we never got to see...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,681 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morgana, Morgause
Catch Me If You Can reviews
'This was the tenth time that Gwen had caught Morgause attempting to 'storm' the city walls by dramatically walking towards them in slow motion.' - In which Morgause's penchant for slow-mo comes under scrutiny by arguably the only sane person in the whole of Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgause - Complete