Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Power Rangers, Dragon Ball Z, and Digimon.
name: damn business
likes:bleach, naruto,dragon ball z, yu yu hakusho,dragonball, Inuyasha, football, basketball
favorite pairings(in no particular order)
Naruto: naru/hina naru/ino naru/anko naru/any girl (especially harem)
Dragon Ball Z: Canon pairings.
Harry Potter: Harry/ Hermione Harry/Tonks(For some reason i really like this one) Harry/ Luna
Bleach: Ichigo/ Orihime Ichigo/Rukia Ichigo/Yoruichi Yoruichi/Soi Fon Toshiro/Rangiku(or Momo)
yaoi,drugs,gangs,violence,murder, My english teacher, my brother, rape, people who think Obama is the second coming of Jesus Christ, people who think Obama is the Anti-Christ, people who expect Obama to change the world in his first 2 months of office
i have no problem with gays but i just dont like reading it(unless its yuri)
Bad Naru/Hina: Im starting to get pissed at this pairing. It's done so much that people ruin it. There are some good ones out there like most of VFSNAKE's stories, Naruto and the Shinigamis, by HeartlessAngel48, and others i can't name off the top of my head, but they are few and far in-between. I think people should focus on other pairings.
Levels: I don't unerstand the levels thing in stories. They say someone has jounnin(is the spelling right) speed or strength. There are people like Gai who specializes in Taijutsu where there speed is really fast, while there are people like Kakashi who specialize in Ninjutsu and Kurenai who specializes in Genjutsu. You need to get more specific. Saying jounnin something is really confusing. Do you mean speed like Gai who works day and night at it or strength like Kurenai who pratices her genjutsu like hell.
Sannin: This is really pissin me off. People look at Sannin like it's a rank. It's not. Sannin in Japanese means 3 people. Their name was given to them by Hanzo, the previous leader of Amegakure. Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru fought him all at once and lost. But instead of killing them, Hanzo gave them the name Denzetsu no Sannin. It means 3 people of legend (i think). In laymen's terms, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru are a team. Their name was picked out by Hanzo. And they can't accept anyone else into their team. So there are no more Sannin other than them and no one else can become one. Get it in your heads.
Batman: A bunch of my friends always say that Batman sucks. When i ask them, they say "Because he's human." In my opinion, that's a dumb answer and that is why i like Batman the best. Batman's a mortal, he can be easily killed from the enemies he fights. He doesn't have invulnerability like Superman, or super speed like The Flash, but still kicks more ass then both of them. And he did it without superpowers. He only had his brains and his hands, and invented weapons strong enough to completely murder all of the Justice League by himself. Also, my friend said the Green Lantern was the best. His powers don't even work on anything colored yellow. All Batman has to do is cover his costume in yellow paint and the Green Lantern is finished. He has a ray-gun that shoots out the Kryptonite radiation in a beam so Superman is checked off. Batman also has this super elastic stuff that sticks harder the more someone tries to resist, so the Flash is done. A flamethrower can kill Martian Manhunter. I mean the heroes with superpowers have weaknesses that make them vulnerable, yet Batman has more weaknesses, and he trained himself so that they are near-nonexistant. If that's not a good superhero i don't know what is.
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy this to your profile.
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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha
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Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile and add your name:
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
There was once a man who lived a long life. At the end of his life, he had a vision that he was walking with God down a beach.
As he turned back, he realized that he could see his footsteps spreading out behind him, each one showing a different time in his life. Amazed, he noticed that some showed prosperous times, and others signified the difficult times he had gone through.
He noticed that there were two sets of footsteps in the sand...his, and God's. When he looked closer though, he noticed that at times, there was only one set of footsteps...and these were at the times when his life had been hardest.
Outraged, he turned to God. "Why did you abandon me?" he demanded. "Why did you leave me alone when my life grew hard. Those were the times that I needed you!"
God turned to the man with sad eyes. "I was always with you," he replied. "At the times when your life was difficult, that was not when I abandoned you...
That was when I carried you."
Read this outloud.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back up and read the third word in each sentence. If you didn't catch it the first time through, copy and paste it. And you know that you didn't.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
THE FINAL INSPECTION
'Step forward now, you soldier,
The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
I've had to work most Sundays,
But, I never took a penny,
And I never passed a cry for help,
I know I don't deserve a place,
If you've a place for me here, Lord,
There was a silence all around the throne,
'Step forward now, you soldier,
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
"Love can beat any addiction. Hell, it is one."
-Tyler Perry as Madea, Diary of a Mad Black Woman (Movie)
"You can't turn no hoe into a housewife."
-Tyler Perry as Joe, Diary of a Mad Black Woman (Movie)
"Destiny, John, is a fickle bitch."
-Benjamin Linus, Lost
"If we can't live together, then we're going to die alone."
-Jack Shepherd, Lost
"Don't tell me what I can't do."
-John Locke, Lost
"The journey of a thousand mile must begin with a single step.
"Never, Never, Never Give Up."
"It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for something you are not."
"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings."
"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you can never go wrong."
-Babe Ruth, Sandlot
"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"When arguing with a fool, make sure that the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing."
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; Fools talk because they have to say something."
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable it is, must be the truth."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-Harry S. Truman
"A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"Life is the greatest teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students."
"Life is like a video game. Everybody’s got to die sometime."
"Dont' take life seriously, no one ever gets out alive."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Never look down on somebody unless you're helping them up."
"You can kill the dreamer, but you can't kill the dream."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well."
"They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up."
"Titties and tater tots don't mix."
"Earth is another form of Hell and men are it's demons."
-Lucifer, Dante's Inferno (animated movie)
"Death gotta be easy, cuz life is hard, it'll leave you physically, mentally, emotionally scarred"
-Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Many Men(Wish Death)
"I love it when a plan comes together."
-Colonel Hannibal Smith, The A-Team
"Cash don't buy guts kid. Or brains. And you're short on both."
-Liam Neeson as Colonel Hannibal Smith, The A-Team
"Old habits may die hard, but, they still gotta die."
-Quinton "Rampage" Jackson as Corporal Bosco "B.A." Baracus, The A-Team
"Victory attained by violence is tantamount to defeat, for it is momentary."
"It is better to be violent if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence."
"Only those who die get closure, the living do not."
-Niko Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV
"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."
-Niko Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV
" "I'm just saying Sheldon that you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."
"You can catch even more with manure, what's your point?" "
-Leonard Hofstader and Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"...While sticks and stones may break your bones, words leave psychological wounds that never heal."
-Timmy Turner's Dad, Fairly Odd Parents
"...in this cursed world, there is nothing more fictional than a peace where people could TRULY understand one another. It's merely a lie brought on by wishful thinking."
-Pein in Jedi Knight Naruto Revised: The Clone Warse, Ch. 9, by seargent assassin
Naruto's new sword in Dragon's Rebirth:
If you want a bigger picture of it, go to this one. It's the second sword on the page.
White, Red, Yellow, Pink, Blue, and Black Rangers:
For Ninjetti Warriors, the pictures of many of the monsters can be found here. Just type the name in the search bar.