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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

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12 August 2012: I'll post something new eventually, I promise! Again, thanks to everyone who keeps favorite-ing my stuff that was posted, like, a billion years ago when I was in eighth grade.

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Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 4,995 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7504 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7720 - Favs: 8,145 - Follows: 7,694 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11833 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Universe is Shaped Exactly Like the Earth by The Demon's Song reviews
Ariadne knows they will fall in love even before they do. - In which Ariadne notices more than most people, and Arthur and Eames are not always perfect, even for each other, but they're getting there. Arthur/Eames, outsider!POV.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
my body when it is with yours by metaphorically-blue reviews
College!AU, Jack/David. Five times when Jack almost slipped up in front of David, and the one time he totally did . "The answer is so, so easy. Jack doesn't say it."
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
The Christmas Invasion by RachelRiot90 reviews
It's two days before Christmas, seven years in the future, and the Hudson-Hummels are about to descend on Kurt and Blaine's New York apartment for the holidays. But first Blaine has a little proposal to make...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
and they say that online dating is bad by mirai3k reviews
Four times Arthur's colleagues try to fix him up with various people in various ways and the one time it sort of works out. Arthur/Everyone. Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Caught in a Bad Bromance by klemonademouth reviews
In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Awesome and Delicious, This Time at Dalton by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt already had to deal with the Warblers' Christmas concert and losing Blaine's attention. It didn't help in the slightest that somebody spiked the punch. An outtake from "Someday You Will Be Loved." Klaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,447 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shakespeare Abridged And Shameless Abuse by Quackers McPherson reviews
Blaine Emerson, guilty of shameless emoticon abuse, requests the help of Kurt Hummel in rehearsing a retelling of Shakespeare's classic tale, Romeo and Juliet.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
brotherhood by CherryFlavoredChalk reviews
Puck tries to assure Kurt that he's totally cool with the gay thing by taking him on as a brother and giving him a few tips. Concerning Kurt's weird collage of Blaine and the word courage in his locker. Puck/Kurt bonding, Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
Tell Me Something That Isn't True by bofish reviews
"S'rsly, love," Eames will say, "shut up before I kick you out the bloody bed." Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Fever Dream by Animegirl1129 reviews
Jack/David. When David doesn't show up at the distribution center one morning, Jack knows something is very, very wrong.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
Relatives, Reunions, and Rachel Stalking by particularly good finder reviews
In which a certain traitor makes a return, Blaine has parent issues, Kurt gets some action, and the boys play Call of Duty...again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Red Herring by SVZ reviews
Burt wasn't dumb; he knew he would have to deal with Kurt dating eventually.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
There is help, there is hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
Finn Hudson used to be Superman. And he will be again, if he has anything to say about it. Response to a prompt on the glee angst meme about how Finn needed to do more to gain forgiveness. Finn/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Sharps & Flats by cymbalism reviews
College is more than just classes: David joins the marching band at his new university never suspecting how crucial his presence will be, and Blink’s crush on his best friend changes everything. Slash: Blush and Javid
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,335 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star01 reviews
Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Queen of Pages by Good Question reviews
Kel/Roald. Canon verse, starts with Page; a pairing spin on the series while trying to fill in blanks between scenes where feelings had the potential to form. While trying to staying true to the original plot in the books . Sort of. After all, Tamora Pierce left much unsaid. (60% will probably veer off canon path.)
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Roald
Lucky by Grim Lupine reviews
Sometimes it amazes him, how incredibly lucky he is. oneshot JackDavid
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
Why Aragorn Always Seems to be Damp by Fruitful Action reviews
Someone faces a great task... and it involves soap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Boy Disease by Jenwyn reviews
Chad realizes his relationship with Taylor hasn't gone anywhere and tries to figure out why while his friendship with Ryan intensifies and strains his friendship with Troy. ChadRyan, Chyan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
The Top Ten by allikitty699 reviews
Oliver and Percy realize they have nothing in common. Short fluffy fic. SLASH. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Differences by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. Almost thirty years after the events in Lady Knight, Keladry of Masbolle reflects upon her children with Yukimi and Nealan.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
It's All About Chemistry by smrt1 reviews
One week of Mr. Macy's chemistry class is enough to drive anyone crazy. High school AU starring Matt Seely.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Matt S., Garret M. - Complete
Innocent by Serpentseeker reviews
Adrian PuceyTerence Higgs. SLASH. Life on the Quidditch Team is tough. Especially if you can't figure out what you feel for your teammate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Adrian P., Terence H. - Complete
Because It's Trendy by Chainlinks reviews
Interhouse rivalries are very trendy and Blaise Zabini is nothing if not trendy. Seamus Blaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Seamus F., Blaise Z. - Complete
When Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better by juxtaposed reviews
A spell goes wrong for Sirius. It goes even worse for Remus. RS SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love Was a Daisy by Shimmerwings reviews
[Javid] It was a daisy, a bit worse for the wear. Written for the Refuge's spring slash exchange.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Jack K., David J.
The Story of Mary Sue by homestar-fan reviews
When Mary Sue goes to Hogwarts, what will happen? Will there be romance? Dramatic battle scenes? A girl so perfect that she couldn't possibly be real? Or D, all of the above? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Across the Room by CloverRock reviews
“Why would you say that?” He asked, hopping on top of the tabletop, gazing at the two boys in question Draco rolled his eyes. “Cause I’m not a completely oblivious dunderhead?” [Complete. HPDM, SFDT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gambling, Girls and Risk Taking by CloverRock reviews
Ron was a gambler. He liked the thrill that he got when he was rooting for something, putting his entire faith into only one thing that he had no control over. Cards. Dice...Unsuspecting people. Slash: SeamusDean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Mon Seulement by Mallory Belvedere reviews
A complete Alternate Universe. An older brother comes to the rescue of his younger brother...and a certain convict is set free...r/r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
In Pursuit of Essay Three by Chainlinks reviews
SeamusDean Slash Seamus is stuck on an essay question and Lee can't help him out. Can Dean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Lee J., Seamus F. - Complete
Closet Fears by Kimagure reviews
In the aftermath of life, Harry's reluctant to reach out to anyone. Harry/Ron. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
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Mary Sue Commandments reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
Question reviews
Drabble. Seamus decides that he needs to ask Harry a question regarding being a Seeker. Harry, of course, struggles for a satisfying answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
Spell reviews
Drabble. Dean, apparently, had a few issues with spelling, especially when it came to Seamus's name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Different reviews
Oneshot. Sirius, at a young age, knew that he was different. The fact that he considered himself the rainbow sheep in the Black family was just the beginning of the insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete