Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, and Tuck Everlasting.
I'm crazy and insane. I have a slightly unhealthy love for Panic at the Disco. My name would be ReinventLove, but someone took it already. So, I'm BrokenBoneWorld, from the song Northern Downpour from Panic at the Disco. I'm self-absorbed, stubborn, and hardheaded, but my soulmate/other half/lesbian lover/best friend Sophisticated.Simplicity (check her out), loves me anyways. I like to delude myself into thinking that I'm actually good at this stuff, but upon review, the disillusionment hits like a wrecking ball. I'm currently learning about loss, and the pain of it.
I am a shameful member of the Twilight fandom, but I like to distance myself from the screaming thirteen year olds who just like the book because everyone else does. The same goes for Panic at the Disco, only I am in no way, shape, or form ashamed of my undying love for them, and their beautiful music. Alternative rock is my homeboy, and so is talking like a wannabe gangsta. I enjoy run-on paragraphs, and starting sentences with the words "And" and "But" despite the fact I know that it is grammatically incorrect. And if you actually made it through that paragraph without hating me a little bit, you're a better person than I am.
Quotes That I Fell In Love With:
Michael Scott: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert: Oh, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Michael Scott: What?
Michael Scott: That's a dog.
Pam: No, that's afghan.
Michael Scott: That's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistananis. (smirks)
Michael Scott: Hey, no...no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I've tried.
Lorelai:I think I'm dating Luke.
Rory: What? How? Where?
Lorelai: Well we went to his sister's wedding and it was really nice, we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate, and then we danced-
Lorelai:(Sarcastically) We pop-locked.
Rory: Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance...
Lorelai: It was a slow dance...what's a group dance?
Rory: The hustle. The Hora.
Lorelai: No Hustle. No Hora. It was a slow dance. A Waltz. Luke can Waltz.
Rory: Luke can Waltz?!
Lorelai: Luke can Waltz
Rory: Look how you just said 'Luke can Waltz'!
Lorelai: What? I'm just saying that I'm surprised that Luke can Waltz!
Rory: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'
Lorelai: Oh, Stop!
(during a "Diversity Day" exercise; Angela is wearing a sign on her forehead that says "Jamaican.")
Dwight: Dammit, he put my stapler in jello again!
Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Michael: (choosing team names for the company's beach day) Dwight, name your team.
Jim: Sometimes I send Dwight faxes from himself in the future.
Dave: What we need is a name.
Emily: You were on the phone?
(on why Ricky should resume his racing career)
-Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
Rollo: That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
Juno: Ow, ow, fuckity-ow! Bren, when do I get that spinal tap thing?
(being chased by a Reaver aircraft)
Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
Phyllis: (at the Christmas party) Hi, guys. Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Jim Halpert: Wow, what a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine, and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it.
Books That Rule the World!:
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson
Stardust by Neil Gaiman
White Oleander by Janet Finch
Running With Scissors by Augustus Burroughs
Pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk
The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
Movies And TV Shows That Own The Universe and Wal Mart:
Pride And Prejudice (the 2005 movie)
The Harry Potter Series
Ships That Are the Epitome of Awesome
Ron/Hermione -- Harry Potter
Harry/Ginny -- Harry Potter
Bella/Edward -- Twilight
Alice/Jasper -- Twilight
Rosalie/Emmett -- Twilight
Jim/Pam -- The Office
Meredith/Derek -- Grey's Anatomy
George/Izzie -- Grey's Anatomy
Ned/Chuck -- Pushing Daisies
Olive/Emerson -- Pushing Daisies
Claire/Peter -- Heroes
Luke/Lorelei -- Gilmore Girls
Rory/Jess -- Gilmore Girls
Bands That Are Made Of Win:
Panic at the Disco
Cold War Kids
Motion City Soundtrack
The Spill Canvas
Death Cab for Cutie
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