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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, and Tuck Everlasting.

I'm crazy and insane. I have a slightly unhealthy love for Panic at the Disco. My name would be ReinventLove, but someone took it already. So, I'm BrokenBoneWorld, from the song Northern Downpour from Panic at the Disco. I'm self-absorbed, stubborn, and hardheaded, but my soulmate/other half/lesbian lover/best friend Sophisticated.Simplicity (check her out), loves me anyways. I like to delude myself into thinking that I'm actually good at this stuff, but upon review, the disillusionment hits like a wrecking ball. I'm currently learning about loss, and the pain of it.

I am a shameful member of the Twilight fandom, but I like to distance myself from the screaming thirteen year olds who just like the book because everyone else does. The same goes for Panic at the Disco, only I am in no way, shape, or form ashamed of my undying love for them, and their beautiful music. Alternative rock is my homeboy, and so is talking like a wannabe gangsta. I enjoy run-on paragraphs, and starting sentences with the words "And" and "But" despite the fact I know that it is grammatically incorrect. And if you actually made it through that paragraph without hating me a little bit, you're a better person than I am.

Quotes That I Fell In Love With:

Michael Scott: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Jim Halpert: Oh, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.

Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: What?

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: That's a dog.

Pam: No, that's afghan.

Michael Scott: That's a shawl.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?

Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.

Creed: Who has AIDS?

Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistananis. (smirks)

Michael Scott: Hey, AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I've tried.

-The Office

Lorelai:I think I'm dating Luke.

Rory: What? How? Where?

Lorelai: Well we went to his sister's wedding and it was really nice, we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate, and then we danced-

Rory:Danced how?

Lorelai:(Sarcastically) We pop-locked.

Rory: Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance...

Lorelai: It was a slow dance...what's a group dance?

Rory: The hustle. The Hora.

Lorelai: No Hustle. No Hora. It was a slow dance. A Waltz. Luke can Waltz.

Rory: Luke can Waltz?!

Lorelai: Luke can Waltz

Rory: Look how you just said 'Luke can Waltz'!

Lorelai: What? I'm just saying that I'm surprised that Luke can Waltz!

Rory: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

Lorelai: Oh, Stop!

-Gilmore Girls

(during a "Diversity Day" exercise; Angela is wearing a sign on her forehead that says "Jamaican.")
Kevin: Hey.
Angela: Hey.
Kevin: You wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: You wanna get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.

-The Office

Dwight: Dammit, he put my stapler in jello again!
Points to Michael
Dwight: You can be a witness to this.
Jim: (eating jello) How do you know it was me?

-The Office

Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut!

-The Office

Michael: (choosing team names for the company's beach day) Dwight, name your team.
Dwight: We will be GRYFFINDOR!
Michael: Jim.
Jim: Fine. We'll be Slytherin.
Dwight: You can't be Slytherin, they're the bad guys.
Jim: Fine. We'll be Voldemort.
Dwight: NO!
Jim: (with his team, while Dwight screams no) Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort
Michael: Stanley, name your team.
Stanley: I don't really care.
Michael: Then I shall name your team. You will be the red team.
Stanley: The blue team.
Michael: (sighs) Fine.

-The Office

Jim: Sometimes I send Dwight faxes from himself in the future.
Dwight: (reading fax) Dear Dwight, Someone will poison the coffee this morining. Do not drink the coffee! More instructions will follow. From Future Dwight
(sees Stanley about to drink the coffee and jumps for the cup)

-The Office

Dave: What we need is a name.
Brian: I made my suggestion.
Zach: Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.
Brian: So yours is better?
Zach: "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is memorable and classy.
Brian: I run out of breath every time I say it.
Zach: You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
Dave:Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.
Brian: Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is too long.
Zach: Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to F-T-T-T-E-O-T-D.

-Gilmore Girls

Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard:: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, if I could.

-Gilmore Girls

(on why Ricky should resume his racing career)
Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

-Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby

Rollo: That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.


Juno: Ow, ow, fuckity-ow! Bren, when do I get that spinal tap thing?
Bren: It's called a spinal block. And you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.
Juno: You mean I have to wait for it to get worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?
Bren: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...
(Juno lets out painful scream, Brenda checks her watch)
Bren: Shit.
(to doctor)
Bren: Hey, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?


Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: deadpan Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?


(being chased by a Reaver aircraft)
Jayne Cobb: How come they ain't blowin' us out the air?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: They wanna run us down. The up-close kill.
River Tam: They want us alive when they eat us.


Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.


Phyllis: (at the Christmas party) Hi, guys. Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Kevin: (introducing himself to Bob) Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan Howard: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan Howard: (Kevin, Stanley, and Ryan all smile to themselves) What line of work are you in, Bob?

-The Office

Jim Halpert: Wow, what a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine, and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it.
(We see a clip of Jim talking to Pam after he had stayed quiet for her the entire day in a game of Jinx)
Jim Halpert: What is he getting out of that relationship?

-The Office

Books That Rule the World!:

Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson

Stardust by Neil Gaiman

White Oleander by Janet Finch

Running With Scissors by Augustus Burroughs

Pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

Movies And TV Shows That Own The Universe and Wal Mart:

The Office


Grey's Anatomy


Desperate Housewives

Gilmore Girls


Pushing Daisies

Gossip Girl

Veronica Mars

Pride And Prejudice (the 2005 movie)




The Harry Potter Series


Finding Neverland

Anything Disney

Ships That Are the Epitome of Awesome

Ron/Hermione -- Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny -- Harry Potter

Bella/Edward -- Twilight

Alice/Jasper -- Twilight

Rosalie/Emmett -- Twilight

Jim/Pam -- The Office

Meredith/Derek -- Grey's Anatomy

George/Izzie -- Grey's Anatomy

Ned/Chuck -- Pushing Daisies

Olive/Emerson -- Pushing Daisies

Claire/Peter -- Heroes

Luke/Lorelei -- Gilmore Girls

Rory/Jess -- Gilmore Girls

Bands That Are Made Of Win:

Panic at the Disco


The Beatles


Cold War Kids

Motion City Soundtrack

Blue October

The Spill Canvas

Death Cab for Cutie

Harvey Danger

The Killers

Forgive Durden


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When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8213 - Favs: 8,431 - Follows: 8,556 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Belong With Me by emeraldegrl reviews
Inspired by Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me'. Bella has been Edward's best friend since third grade. Now it's senior year, and not even his girlfriend Tanya will stop Bella from trying to make Edward see that he belongs with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,922 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Triple Latté by PreviouslyJerBear reviews
Jack laughed, because he was expected to, because it was so obviously a joke. He wondered if Ianto could tell it was fake.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,671 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Ten Days of Horror by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
Ron and Hermione get stuck in Number 12 Grimmauld Place for ten days during the holidays. Neither of them want to be there, but at the same time they do. Christmas fic. RonHermione. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,693 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Life, Love and That Malarky by missy mee reviews
Ginny's off to her seventh year after a Dark Lordfree summer. Harry's due to mooch aimlessly round the Burrow for months on end, but he gets a better offer with regards to a certain teaching job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Text Message by LivandElforlife reviews
Elliot and Olivia's relationship becomes strictly professional after her relationship with Dean Porter heats up, but will a text message change that?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Finding Love In You by Aitvaras reviews
Since the death of the Potter's, Remus has taken on the role as suragate parent to Harry. He is offered a position at Hogwarts, along with Harry, where true love may blossom. Love, Angst, humour, children & Malfoys! Where can you go wrong? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Remus L., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Emperor's Fealty by RyudoPhoenix reviews
Year 8 of their wizarding lives begins, and Ron, Harry, and Hermione all begin new careers... but what trouble is brewing for them to deal with this time? Canon and follows books 17, but sort of splits off. HG, RHr, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007
Compensating by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella and Edward buy a cat. [Shameless BellaEdward fluff.]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Word Association by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus feels mischievous and the boys play Word Association in the library because we all know Sirius can't say no to a challenge ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Composition Notebooks reviews
Booth has a secret. He keeps a journal. Brennan just happens to find it.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Jinxed Things Ringing reviews
A series of oneshot drabbles, mostly set around Brennan, Booth, and occasionally the other characters.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Losing Her reviews
Jesse observes Winnie at different parts of her life.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Necessity reviews
Booth contemplates Bone's needs. Semi-Angsty Fluff. Mini-spoilers for Man in the Mud.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Elaine Benes reviews
Bella dances, and possibly puts a few eyes out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Thunderstorms and Rainbows reviews
3 days until the wedding, and almost everything is ready. Including Bella. My version of the wedding, the transformation, and beyond.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007
Lavender Hair and Tiny Fists reviews
It was everything about her. The way her hair smelled after using that lavender shampoo of hers. The way she scrunched up her nose and slapped her thigh when she found something particularly funny. VERY Short oneshot about why Derek stays with Meredith
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
A Tell Tale Heart reviews
Her skin was translucent, and I could see the blood pulsing through her veins. Slowly. Slower than usual, as if her heart were only doing this because it didn’t have a choice. Because there was no other option. Quick oneshot. Edward visits Forks in NM
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Snowfall reviews
She had butterflies. And her hands were sweating and shaking, and she couldn’t stop thinking about it. They had been alone together before, but this was different. And after what had happened Friday... Ron and Hermione have an awkward weekend. RH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sunrise, A Twilight Fanfic reviews
Bella is once more thrown into danger, and must convince Edward to turn her. Takes place After Twilight, so it's like New Moon and Eclipse never happened.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007
Broken Pipe reviews
During New Moon, this is a short oneshot about Edward while trying to stay away. It's a lot better than it sounds I promise!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete