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Joined 10-12-07, id: 1397163, Profile Updated: 01-10-08
Author has written 12 stories for Bones.

According to urban dictionary, nekkid is defined as "not simply being without clothing -- it means you are gettin' nekkid for mischevious purposes. Naked is natural; nekkid is naughty."

That said...

From the mildly obsessive but undeniably fun minds of kinseyjo and SSJL...we proudly bring you

Nekkid Booth Inc!

A joint initiative devoted to bringing you, the reader, a series of sexy, silly, smutty, fluffy, and slightly tongue-in-cheek stories featuring our favorite shirtless wonder, the ridiculously hot Special Agent Seeley Booth. And, of course, the woman to whom he wants to do unspeakable things, Dr. Temperance Brennan. Swoonage guaranteed.

So...bookmark us, alert us, let us know you love us and the hot stuff will just keep coming! Because in this world, that's our jobs. And, like Booth and Brennan, we take our jobs very seriously.

We hope you enjoy! It's about to get a little warm in here...

Love,

SSJL & Kinsey Jo

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Scenes From a Hat: The First Time by SSJL reviews
Thirty takes on B&B's first time, each with a randomly selected POV, genre, and scenario or locale. Things are about to get a little crazy in here...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,720 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Be With Me by SSJL reviews
The sequel to Talk to Me. B&B discover the joys and tribulations of beginning a life together. In the hallowed tradition, much smangst and fluff to be had! ON HIATUS.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Love Is by kinseyjo reviews
Flirting... kissing... touching... being. A series of one shots.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
I'll be Home for Christmas by goldpiece reviews
A Brennan family Christmas with a twist. Based off of the Christmas song by the same title.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Intoxicated by kinseyjo reviews
Never again would Seeley Booth accuse Temperance Brennan of not understanding the concept of getting drunk.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
How I Know by SSJL reviews
You know how I know you're in love with me? Some BB bantering fun.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Setting Up by SSJL reviews
I'm not sure if I approve of you being this involved in my dating life, Bones.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Talk to Me by SSJL reviews
All he wanted was a moment of honesty from her. All she wanted was to be able to give him this. Some BB lovin' to brighten your day. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,273 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Three Weeks by kinseyjo reviews
3 more weeks until Daddy's home...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/13/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Keep It Between the Lines by kinseyjo reviews
I'm right here beside you, and you're gonna do fine. All you gotta do is keep it between the lines... BoothParker fluff [songfic]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The One by SSJL reviews
Brennan and Angela talk about soulmates. Pretty unlikely that Brennan will change her point of view, huh? We'll see!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
Making Up by SSJL reviews
Sometimes even grownups need a lesson in how to make up. Esp. BB, right?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Elephant in the Room by SSJL reviews
Dr. Wyatt tries to help B&B brainstorm about the reason behind their constant tension. Oneshot Psychfic
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Our Excuse by SSJL reviews
Can it ever end well if you need to make excuses to be together? BB smangst to fluff
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Two Become Two by SSJL reviews
Sometimes, I think that Brennan's got it right.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/4/2007 - T. Brennan - Complete
The Art of Embarrassment by SSJL reviews
Angela teaches Brennan how to dish it out. But can she handle it when Booth dishes back? Fun & fluffy.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2007 - T. Brennan, Angela M. - Complete
Into the Wild by SSJL reviews
A case in the middle of nowhere. A rustic cabin. A bug. A scheme. All in all, just a sweet little piece of fluff. Read it? Review it? Love it!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Mistletoe Mystery by kwizbit reviews
BoothBrennan Angela wants to play a game with the rest of the crew at the lab.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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Happy Holidays: The Hodgela Wedding Edition reviews
Wedding madness descends on the Jeffersonian. Will Booth and Brennan survive with their sanity and their own wedding plans still intact? Twelfth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Father's Day Edition reviews
Not wanting to be upstaged, Brennan tries to create some holiday magic of her own for Booth. Eleventh in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Mother's Day Edition reviews
Brennan tries to understand how she fits into a day made for parents...without Booth there to guide her. Tenth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Happy Holidays: Easter Edition reviews
Booth and Brennan find that some things this Easter are better than jellybeans and chocolate bunnies. Ninth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: St Patrick's Day Edition reviews
Booth and Brennan do some drunken philsophizing about love and marriage post-celebration on St. Patrick's Day. Eighth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Valentine's Day Edition reviews
Booth and Brennan try to make a Hallmark holiday a little more meaningful. Seventh in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: SuperBowl Edition reviews
Booth and Brennan score at the Super Bowl. Sixth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/9/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: New Year's Edition reviews
New couple Booth and Brennan enjoy a rather festive evening with their friends. Fifth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Christmas Edition reviews
Booth and Brennan become one another's Christmas miracle. Fourth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,091 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Thanksgiving Edition reviews
In each other, Booth and Brennan find much to be thankful for this holiday season. Third in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Veteran's Day Edition reviews
Booth and Brennan again find that holidays are more meaningful when they are together. Second in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Halloween Edition reviews
Coincidentally..or not...Booth and Brennan each meet a sexy stranger at a costume party. Will they give into the mystery?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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