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HI EVERYONE!!

i am bored... ok,

Name: pssh... chyea, right. you can call me pie, or Kaika (my character, i draw her all the time.)

Last Name: ... i don't tell you my first name and you think i would tell you my last one? ...

Name in general: JUST CALL ME BY MY CHARACTER'S NAME!! HER BULL ONE IS KAIKA TAUSUCHIRU!! (just put a bunch of letters together for the last one... it used to be Hana, but then i figured out that was Kiba's sister's name... but the first name means Blooming! ... counts for something ne?)

Gender: hmm... let me check, oh yeah, girl.

Age: between -15 and 300

location: fell from the sky again... still trying to figure out myself...

Blood type: ...stalkers...

Hobbies: computer, drawing, reading... that's it...

fav anime: NARUTO NARUTO SHIPPUUDEN, FMA, Bleach, Iuyasha, BLood, Trinity Blood, Deathnote.

music: EVANESCENSE!! CHOY!! Fall out boy, GreenDay, Plain White T's

hehe... i would like to introduce you to my mascot/assistant/innerself, CHOO!!

CHOO is spelled with all capital letters (mainly because i always yell at her) she is a wittle panda, with a viking helmet, she has commonsense, and is very serious (MY COMPLETE OPPOSITE!!)

CHOO: ACHOO!! hmm... Pie must be talking about me again...

Me: What makes you think it was me?

CHOO: You're the only one who knows about me...

Me: Well... you're now on my bio! so now everyone knows your chibi wonders!

CHOO: Yeah... tell me again why you made me chibi?

Me: CHIBI!! -glomps-

CHOO: can't...breath... -goes into seizure mode-


OI!! I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY CHARACTER!! (if i make any serious fics, she's my OC... same with stupid fics... only i call mehself pie)

KAIKA!! YAY!! (FYI some of the characteristics are the same... but i made up most of them... like i'd tell you what i really look like? ...perves...)

hair: halfway down her back, in a low side ponytail. bangs covering left eye, brown and wavy. ALWAYS wears a hat

demon features (part demon): fox ears (the reason she wears a hat is to hide them) , small fangs.

demon features that happen when she is REALLY pissed: fangs get bigger, nails turn to claws, grows a tail

eyes: topaz (like tsunade's) and turn black in demon

nose and ears: uh... nosish? and... eh... earish?

lips: full and rosy

wears: hat, dark green kimono style dress/shirt (really long shirt) with white jeans with a patch in the knee ( the patch is like Naruto's in Shippuuden, only all black)

crush: KIBA!! OMFG!! KIBA!! KIBA!! KIBA!!

nickname: Pie

acts: same as me (no duh... character?) is super smart in academics, but is a complete idiot (naruto stupid... wow...) in the real world, protects all belongings with her life (even little things... she's the kind of person who would save a pen from a fiery pit) short tempered and has a short attention span is SUPER scary when she's mad random likes pie, and loves music

do NOT ever do to her: touch her things, especially her oh so sacred laptop. and no acting like a brat.

buddies:

kerpapal bubbles: IT'S WAR!! I VOW TO BEAT YOU WITH MY AWESOME PILLOW!!

FallenAngel92: She's helping me in my goal for world domination, and influencing Naruto

Dalton Chimizuki: Me Nii-san (not in realife thou)

Jounin Troublesome- we're co-hosting a story together, called TORTURETASTIC 2: The ultimate torture! Naruto Truth or dare (idk if i SPed it rite)

Frog Wallet- love her stories!

Sora Tsubasa- awesome, but sometimes i think that she, and Choo want to team up and give me those god-for-saken shots...

DreamAznAngl-friend from skool, not a Narutard, but she DOES like disney channel! she insult's me on a daily basis, but i wub her anyway, she also says I'm annoying, weird, yatta yatta yatta, ... SHE'S FUN TO GLOMP!!

Goals:

to go to Japan, and convince Masashi Kimoto to put Naruto and Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura, Neji and Tenten, and Shikamaru and Ino together

become a Naruto character

convince Masashi Kimoto to put me together with Kiba

Marry Kiba

Dominate the world (or at least North America)


likey:

Chocolate

explosives

shiny things

salty stuff (YA'LL CAN NEVA HAVE TOO MUCH SALT!!)

potato

vikings

NARUTO (LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE ... sometimes, when I'm bored, i ask myself: Hmm... I wonder how the Naruto Character are doing... THEY ARE REAL I SAY!! REAL!!)

The world (It is the best place to store the bodies... although i am running out of room... Once that happens, i'll just blow this place up and move onto Jupiter... they had it to good for too long...)

good fanfictions

REVIEWS


NARUTO COUPLES THAT I LOVE AND BETTER BE TOGETHER, IF NOT I WILL GO TO JAPAN AND PUT A GUN TO MASASHI KIMOTO'S HEAD UNTIL IT HAPPENS:

NARUHINA (if Naruto would stop being such a baka, and Hinata would be able to get close to him without fainting, it CAN happen)

SASUSAKU (if Sasuke would show some darned emotion, and if Sakura would be tougher around him, it's BOUND to happen)

NEJITEN (Neji is the only one she makes sense with other than Lee... blech -shudder)

SHIKAINO (If Shikamaru would stop seeing her as troublesome it can happen)

SHIKATEMA(it's ok... but i like SHIKAINO more)

PIEKIBA (What? A girl can dream can't she?)


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

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Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.


.Sayings:

Would you cry if I left the country? No.

Do I ever cross your mind? No.

Would you hold me if I were lonely? No.

Do you like me? No.

I wouldn’t cry if you left, because I would die.

You haven’t crossed my mind, because you were always on my mind.

I wouldn’t hold you tight, I would kiss you.

And I don’t like you, I love you.

Post this as a review, an author’s note or on your profile. Thank you

When you were born, everyone you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. - Anonymous

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking. -Me

Save trees, boycott homework. - Somebody

I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster! - Me

A decent pen: 2.99. Package of lined paper: 0.99. Knowing you have homework and "forgeting" about it: Priceless. - Friend

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it. (I NEVER read the fine print. No wonder I always get in trouble...)

There's more to life than just sitting in an uncomfortable chair in front of the computer all day. Go out and buy a nice comfortable chair. - Friend

Being bored isn't as easy as it looks. - Me

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 59.3 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho - kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

13. How many of you believe in psycho - kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. - Charles D'Hericault

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. - Some guy

If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Me

If everyone played by all the rules, life would be no fun. - Anonymous

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely...

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

Blackmail is the answer to everything.

When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults.

Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75 percent of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!! XxhelloworldxX!!

And I saw this youtube video, called Anti Tenten from AntiTentenCorp, you should see for yourself how they bash and bash her.

Tenten fanclubs: 38,000 results

Anti-Tenten: 182,000 results

COME ON PEOPLE!

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Things to do at Walmart...

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. (HA! This one can't be done any longer since Walmart has no lay a way policy any longer! WHICH IS BULLHIT!)

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. (My sister came up with this idea, but I'm thinking "Are there any more "new" typewriters in existence?")

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

69. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

if you anything to add, then pm me!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws.

I'm the kinda girl who does c.p.r on a goldfish because it was drowning

I'm the kinda girl who will try to climb a cactus

I'm the kinda girl who lets the hobos use her chapstick

I'm the kinda girl who spends hours trying to slam a revolving door (I once tried to do that, it was fun. People stared at me though)

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Rip- Slip- Brush AHHHHHHHHH! IT ATTACKED ME!

Everything is EATABLE, it's just some things are gonna kill you. But hey, you can eat 'em!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (dissed)

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends head (awww)

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. IsPaper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you are part of the PN association put this in your profile (PN - procrastinate now... but if you were a procrastinator, wouldn't you procrastinate your procrastination, while still procrastinating to do that??(ow))

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If the name of your world ends in land, world, topia, or burg, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile! (good times, and yet, bad times)

If you like to run down the street on christmas morning screaming, "I got new undies!!" copy this to your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh, when you put on a Halloween costume in the middle of the year for no reason and walk around the park singing a random song. Crazy is when you have an arguement, or bet against yourself, and lose. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, i like pie123

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, Headlight39, i like pie123

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (my dad hunts, but he uses as much of the animal he can )

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (mabye... )

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer. (:D)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took the last piece of your gum, copy this into your profile. (stupid arlan :())

If you like the Goth style of clothes, but your evil mom will not let you die your hair black or die your hair with green tips, copy this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if you like bagels. (now i'm hungry X_X)

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would trade your family for the perfect book, copy this to your profile (is it one person per book?)

If you love your family, but sometimes lay in bed at night thinking of ways to commit the perfect murder, copy this to your profile. (the elves told you didn't they?)

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. (pfff ._. nooooooo)

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (love it, would stand in it all day and forever)

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Shh my little Twilight imaginifyed people)

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (i'm not a people person, i'm a lock myself in a room with a computer, bookstore where i don't have to pay and get books delivered daily(one of every copy thing unless i ask for more) a bed, toilet, shower, store (same system as book thing) you kno what, i just don't like people...)

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

If you like to run down the street on christmas morning screaming, "I got new undies!!" copy this to your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

If you fall down a flight of stairs at least once a month copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

if you bit some one before you even read twilight or new moon and your whole school is afraid of you for it, but not to afraid that it would keep them from calling you a freak. (i bit a whole bunch of people before i knew about twilight... people tried to avoid me, but i stalked them)

If every locker you have ever had, hates you and never opened for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! dee lee dee dee)

If you have a friend that thinks Naruto is stupid. (stupid humanoid)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (i run into things all the time!)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (i hate cereal commercials)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (._. are you reading my mind?)

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Aiko Enomoto, Headlight39, i like pie123

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (i absolutely hate rap!)

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you throw french fries at birds, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers have tried or do smoke pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that don't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate NejiHinata copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If your grammer is so bad it made your newest Beta Reader hit you copy this to your profile

If you have pretended to be someone your not but learned it's better to be you copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(me my own weird)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! (HAH! That would SO be me!)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile (in dreams you can achieve so much! ha ha)

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile (i actually just fell off the bleachers...but still it was dramatic((i guess)) and funny!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile( OMFG!! NARUTO NARUTO NARUTO NARUTO!!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke

I Came. I Saw. I Conquered

Always remember you’re unique…just like everybody else.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. (KIBA-KUN!! IT'S ALRIGHT IF YOU STALK ME!!)

If you hate comercials about cerial, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

--Girls--

--are-like-apples--

--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--

--But the Boys don't reach--

--for-the-good-ones-because-they--

--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt--

--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--

-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--

-but-easy-so-the-apples-on-top-think--

-something's-wrong-w/them-when-in--

--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--

--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--

--come-along,-the-one-who's--

--brave-enough-to--

--climb-all--

--the-way--

--to-the-top--

--of-the-tree--

You Are a Bright Star Soul

Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you achieve

You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You possess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul

take this quiz and tell me if you're a Newborn/prophet soul!

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!These are The 12 Signs of Falling In Love

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
Now make a wish :

post this as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

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Thoughts of a Hyuga Father by Cece and Tems reviews
:Chap 11: Naruto. drunk!Hiashi. Karaoke. Miscommunication. Shots. Yo Mama fights. Assumptions. Brawls. Bonding? :: The protective big daddy vs. the idiot. The prize: Hinata. Naruto has no chance against Hiashi :: .:Crack:. .:NaruHina:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,704 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hinata's Diary by aliceeyy-chan reviews
Naruto walked into an apartment and saw a diary on the table. 'It's Hinata's' he thought opened it up and started reading. Wait...hold the phone, what's he doing reading Hinata's diary? Where did he get it from? Covers alot of genre. R&R Nar/Hin FINISHED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Loves An Interesting Thing? Complete by JouninTroublesome reviews
this story has many phases number 1. Naruto and Hinata you have a mission 2. Uzumaki Compound 3. Date Rape Drug 4.Your dead kiba 5. Exile NARUHINA 6. Epilogue
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto High The place where nothing is normal by Itachi-kunsOneTrueLover reviews
Sakura is the new student at HILHS. There she has a run in with the charming Sasuke Uchiha. All goes well until a forgotton will is uncovered. Will life ever be the same for the rosette teen? SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,590 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Dangerous Dreams by angel03618 reviews
i don't own Naruto! Naruto is having dreams, that may just come true. They put Hinata in danger while the two of them are on a mission. Both eighteen. Who will Survive? Does Naruto Kill Hinata? NaruHina. rated to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Promise by asianangelgirl reviews
A promise made long ago... forgotten until now. A series of events bring these two unlikey people closer to one another and closer to remembering the forgotten promise. Will these two ever discover the truth? Love is blooming even so... SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,396 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Over Protective Husband by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
Sequel to Possesive Much? Watch Sasuke and Sakura go through parenthood! "Chihiro! who is this boy?" Sasuke growled "um, oh! look dad some guy is hitting on mom!" "where!" Mainly SasuSaku some NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Drop the Act by rasenbyakuluv reviews
NaruHina fic. Naruto's always sunny and happy right? Well, what happens when it's just too much to take anymore. His mask crack and he might just drop the asct.Sorry guys temporarily on haitus because of personal issues. Being Rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
I Don't Know by Jelp reviews
After poor Hinata gets harassed by Sakura to ask Naruto out, Hinata stumbles through the awkwardness of trying to ask out the boy - now man - that she has liked for years, with a few mishaps and plotting friends along the way. Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,360 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Is A Battlefield by lil-lilac86 reviews
When Naruto leaves for 2 years to go train with Jiraiya, Hinata decides to go off on her own to become stronger. What can 2 years do? Everything. NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, and GaaMats pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,591 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
High School Life!: Year 1 by bell.esque reviews
[AU][OOC] Haruno Sakura just started her first year at Konoha High, and is tossed into a realm of unexpected craziness. A place where the teachers are into ninjas, and the students are rabid fangirls out to get her. SasuSaku,NaruHina,ShikaIno,NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,337 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
Naruto Tourture Hour by Jet-The-Stray reviews
Come one come all! Tourture the Narut Charecters! Rated T for some the things that might happen on the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Boy's Night by PrincessPika reviews
What happens when you mix a girl's sleepover, a boy's night and a webcam? A funny night! Rated T for language and a few other stuff. Thanks y'all so much for reviewing! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
typical love story by avalache1 reviews
this is my first story. there are other couple inoxshika, naruxhina and tenxnej. i hope you like it. i got the name from katharine McPhee's song love story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
High School Pain by SkyBell reviews
What happens when a pretty teenager meets a weird bunch and catches the attention of a certain coldhearted genius. High school can be such a pain. Nejiten. Sasusaku. Naruhina. Shikaino. Kankoc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Sakura Seasons by xo-stars-xo reviews
Shy Sakura is a freshman in Konoha academy. She has no experince in friendship or love so she has no friends and is living on her own. Will she find her true love and make friends? sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, shikaino & more. AU & OOC. SEQUEL UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,378 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hyuuga's Fallen Hier by Omnivar reviews
Hinata's last chance for happiness. every turn will test her, every action will make the next seem worse but the end will be worth it. A NaruHina adventure romance. Nothing explicit planned but may add it later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
a wonderfully cold disaster by Overripe reviews
all your favorite Naruto couples plan to take a vacation, but get snowed in, I mean out.when my plot takes a drastic twist can these Ninja surrvive in the REAL world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Chistmas Caroler by Wasabikitty10 reviews
Bartimaeus has been summoned to do something unusual... CHRISTMAS CAROLING! NOOOO! My first fanfic, so don't expect too much.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Hinata's Confidence by Kazukagi reviews
Hinata's lack of confidence is causing her to fail missions, so she's sent on a mission for an entire month to build up confidence. The catch, her partner is none other than Naruto! It's time for Hinata to gain the best confidence booster, Naruto's love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.