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Harry Potter, Squatter by
Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 700,968 - Reviews: 14426 - Favs: 22,015 - Follows: 24,424 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by
SSSRHA reviews
In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it. [crack, canon divergence]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 1/30/2023 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Albus D.
Soul and Body by
LF74 reviews
Everyone knows that wizarding children often take on an aspect of magic during their childhood. Innate specialties. Children of quidditch players might be able to fly without a broom for a time, those raised by fisherman might be able to manipulate water with great ease. Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts able to heal from any injury. At least he's got Tom keeping him company.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,851 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 6/20/2023 - Published: 3/27/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Daphne G.
Serpentine by
darkfire1220 reviews
The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way; by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that may protect or destroy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,440 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 7,274 - Follows: 8,826 - Updated: 6/10/2023 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Basilisk
Speech of the Serpent by
FoxHereToRead reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort through superior mastery of Parseltongue. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2022 - Complete
Lord Voldemort had Never Heard Such Bullshit by
shaqb4 reviews
A series of one-shots of various scenes throughout the series, told from Voldemort's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/6/2021 - Published: 5/24/2020 - Lucius M., Voldemort
One Punch Wizard by
MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 5,935 - Follows: 6,747 - Updated: 4/24/2020 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Force Interrupt by
Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Sirius Saves Himself by
Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Expellitournamentus! by
Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 204 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line by
Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by
ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 424 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Compliant by
jlluh reviews
Hermione asks Harry for helping learning to break the Imperius Curse. Truths are spoken and forgotten. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by
Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 283 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by
Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
The Power Of The Brick by
Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 624 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by
bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 305 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Tin Foiled by
Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 263 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Enemy by
Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 388 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by
Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37168 - Favs: 31,351 - Follows: 22,760 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Repairing Ignorance by
rumblestiltsken reviews
Fork of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, exploring the intersection between rationality and human psychology. Knowing and doing are two different things, no matter how smart you might be. Divergence at chapter 91. If you haven't read HPMOR, and you should, beware the SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015
Contemplating Clouds by
Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.