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Joined 10-14-07, id: 1398316, Profile Updated: 03-04-14
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, and Spy Kids.

Welcome to my lair.

Name: Sean (pronounced "SHAWN" not "SEEN"...that's "SHAWN", see the "AW" in there? Good...)

Age: 23 (Yeah, that's right. I'm twenty-three years old and I still like Pokemon.)

Sex: Should be saved until marriage.

Gender: Oh! That's what you meant! I'm a guy. Dude, male, man, opposite of female; whichever term you prefer.

Birthday: Ummmm...yeah...moving on!

City: Now, seriously, would I really tell you exactly where in Southeast Kansas I live? No, of course not...

Blood type: My mom's a certified nurse, and I still don't know the answer to this question. Little bit of irony in there, don't you think? Not that I care what my blood type is. I'm going to be an engineer, not a doctor. Engineers play with gears, computers, and mechanical doodads. Doctors play with spleens, livers, and small intestines.

Relationship status: Whoever said that science, band, and/or computer geeks don't get girlfriends needs to be clubbed over the head with something heavy. Basically yes, I have a girlfriend.

Hobbies: Designing random 3D objects in AutoCAD, playing video games (mainly racing, but I do log in to my RuneScape and Grand Fantasia accounts every so often), playing the Yu-Gi-Oh trading card game, hanging out with friends (what average high school graduate wouldn't?), watching FarScape online, and just being the geek I am. Oh, and thinking. Gotta love a logical mind. He never stops working. Always thinking. Always going, 24/7, like the freakin' Energizer Bunny...ahem...moving on.

Religious views: Ah, last but certainly not least! Notice how I mentioned Jesus above? I guess there's no reason to explain why I don't really fear death anymore. To be quite honest, I really look forward to heaven, though I accept the fact that I must wait. There are things I must do first, like finish my fanfictions for starters :P

Random crap I thought to be amusing:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Post this on your profile if you hate racism (Thanks to FabioandRichard4Ever)

"I'm not inattentive! I'm just...oh, look! A chicken!"

When life gives you lemons, either find someone whose life has given them vodka or hope to God that your life has also given you sugar and water. If it hasn't, your lemonade's gonna suck (I don't drink, by the way, I just think this is as funny as hell).

It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

I think being struck by lightning is the worst way to die. It's like God's drive-by shooting (personally, I think that the worst way would be drowning).

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

You know you're getting older when the candles you use to decorate your birthday cake cost more than the cake itself.

Relax, Bob. I saw this in a cartoon once!

When Jesus died, it took Him three days to respawn. Talk about lag...

CUT N PASTE!!!!!!!!!

...P...Put this
...O...On your
...K...Profile
...E...To stop Pokemon
...M...From
...O...Being
...N...Hated
...!!...It shows you care..

..M..Put this
..I..On your
..S..Profile
..T..To stop Misty
..Y..From being Hated
..!!..It shows u care!!

...P...Put
...O...This
...K...On
...E...Your
...S...Profile
...H...To help
...I...get
...P...more
...P...supporters
...I...to
...N...support
...G...Pokeshipping!

Who need's 3-inch skirt's or ugly bandanna's Now-a-days!? Bring back Misty! - Copy & Paste if you want Misty back as a MAIN Character!

Put this on your site
If you like to laugh!

Put this one your site if you ever pushed a door that said pull!

/\…………copy and paste
(゚、 。 7…..this if you
l、 ヽ …..want animal
じしf, )ノ…abuse to STOP!!

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") Profile and help him on his
way to world domination!

Favorite TV/Movie Quotes or Quotes in General:

Jool: Everything I have seen so far is despicable!

John: Welcome! To the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack! (slaps his own rear end)

(FarScape, Season 3, Episode 4)

J.D: I couldn't let you leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.

Sam: (in a jealous mental rage) Of course not! It's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.

(The Day After Tomorrow)

Bystander: That is illegal! What you are doing is illegal!

(Weekend at Bernie's)

Justin: I think that guy might really be dead! (looks over to unconscious man next to juke box)

(Dodgeball)

Sassy: Oh, right, like if you yap at it, it's gonna come right down and ask you to eat it. Ha! Pitiful!

(Homeward Bound)

"Oh, shit! There goes the planet..."

(Spaceballs)

"Oh, shit!"

"The thing steers with the grace of a garbage truck. TURN, BITCH!"

"What?"

"Wow! The dog looks pissed!"

"About to fail. Do not want."

"That reeks of oxymoronic bullshitery." - Jonathan Paula

"It's not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit... and keep moving forward." - Rocky Balboa

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight...it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Unknown

"Well, that can't be that necessary! I don't recognize it!" - Adam Savage

"Nothing makes sense anymore! East is black, north is Betty White, and where the hell are my pants?!" - YouTuber named Oyonater11

"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." - friend of mine

"I am proud to bring Peacekeeper protection to my backward-ass little planet." - John Crichton, FarScape, Season 4, Episode 22 "Bad Timing"

"Well, Jory, that was kindof a dud for a finale. How about we move to Plan B?"
"Plan B? Riley, execute Plan B."
"Yes, sir." - The Microwave Show, Season 6, Episode 37

"You know a rock band has made it when they get their own private jet. The MythBusters know they've made it when they get to destroy their own private jet."

"I'm going to talk to the man in charge and we both know it ain't you..."

"Where the hezmana in my orders did you find the phrase 'pre-emptive attack'?"

"Is it bad that the first thing that I thought of when I saw that was sex?"

"Damage, damage, damage!" - Stark, played by Paul Goddard

"When it rains in India, shit kinda floods."

"I prefer making people look like an ass. If they are gonna be one they may as well look the part."

"So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch, up his ass."

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Fear accompanies the possibility of success. Calm shepherds it's certainty.

"You're drunk! Stop trying to be a philosopher!"

"Oh, QUIET, Rygel!"

"I have never in all my life had a more satisfying fart."

"The government should be run by Pikachu."

"That's a bit overkill, dude."

"It's the witch's brew. Dare me to stick my dick in it?"

Whats done is done, and what happens happens, and all we can do is fix whatever we have in front of us, enjoy what blessings we have, rejoice in the challenges we are faced with, and worry little about what we would have wanted, what could have happened, or what we wish we could have done to prevent it. Everything happens for a reason.

The only thing better than arriving at an answer is wondering why the hell you asked the question in the first place.

Could switching to Geico really save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance?

"I was chasing the guy around with a sword, ready to slice his head off, then I realized I had a pistol and I shot him."

Shooting sports, shooting sports,
We're the place to be,
Better than ECO-CON,
Staring at a tree.
Shooting sports, shooting sports,
We have all the power,
Better than the climbers,
Stuck up in the tower.

Crichton: "You okay?"
Rygel: "Okay?! No, I'm not okay!"
Aeryn: "You're Hynerian. You're aquatic. What's your problem?"
Rygel: "Aquatic? That's water, not mud. Mud is...mud! Ya can't breathe in it, ya can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You wanna know about mud? I know about mud!
Crichton: "Guy knows mud."

Come at me bro!

I say approach me, good sir!

"Oh, I'LL give you indigestion!!"

"Hey, watch your ass, ass."

"Are you asking in Scarran?"
"Of COURSE I am, you RESKREETA!"
"I know what that means, and I love you too."
"Well you earned it."

"Sir, if you had thirty-five thousand dollars cash, I couldn't let you put ten percent down on a car that costs nine dollars."

"Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere."

"NSA Trusted Networks. Otherwise known as the Ugly Red Book that won't fit on a shelf"

"His heightened state of alert triggers a powerful bio-chemical reaction." Yes, it's called "Run like fuck in the opposite direction!"

Diapers and politicians should be changed often, and both for the same reason.

Almost as boring as when we were first there...

That's just about as frustrating as when four cars pull up to a four way stop at the same time and nobody knows what the hell to do.

"We owe taxes, and I'm not gonna say how much, because it'll make your grandmother cry, even if she's dead."

There is no normal. There is only individuality, and those too stupid and xenophobic to know the difference.

There isn't a class you can attend to fix stupid, but the posers will pay like suckers for honorary degrees and prevent the rest of us from cutting to the chase.

"The most hated man on the planet died tonight, and quite frankly, this is amazing news..."

Riley: Red fish.
Jory: Blue fish.
Riley: This fish,
Jory: DEAD FISH!

We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits...

"Never one to say 'I told you so', but shall we go?"

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a SCUD missile? Two, one to shoot it off and the other to watch CNN to figure out where it landed.

Come ON, you turd! Start!!

ASS MODE ACTIVATE!!

Activating hyperdrive. HAMBURGER WARP FIVE!!

"Heaven is real, and you're gonna like it."

Why is there a dead possum in the trunk?

"I hear sometimes if you puke too hard, your balls might come off."

"I love the smell of napalm in the mornin'!"

"Let's go, you BITCH!!!"

"I like conflict, it just means I get to kill things."

"I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance anyday"

"I wanna build somethin' stupid."

"I wanna pee on everything."

"Results are inconclusive. Please piss on it again."

"The irony here is incredible."

One of the most valuable life lessons one can learn is the knowledge of when the other person is right. It takes even more balls to admit that they are right. The phrase "I'm not going to argue with you" does not constitute a valid substitute for saying "You're right and I'm wrong".

"Forget Michael Jackson or the Beatles. Bitches its Celine!"

"Move, you stupid fuck!"

"I think I'm just pissing it off!"

"Light that bitch on fire!"

"Music may not be the food of love, but it certainly is the food of anonymous sex in hotel swimming pools."

"Practice, practice, practice. When that doesn't work, weed, weed, weed."

"DON'T GO THERE! IT SUCKS!"

"This food's overcooked, undercooked, and not worth cooking."

"I want to roast his testicles."

"I wanted a knight in shining armor. Instead I got a faggot in Spongebob footie pajamas."

"I gotta get out of here before I end up like you."
"What, handsome with a great sexual prowess?"

"No no no no no no, you did not say that!"
"I did. I was very shameless in my youth."
"And that worked?"
"Of course not! The girl screamed and I was almost arrested!"

"I can't split an ocean with my mind, but I can do it with forty-six thousand blocks of TNT."

OK, enough fooling around...time to get to my fics.

Current fanfic I'm working on:

"Dreams of an Absolution" - I am currently stalled on this one. I had to leave it alone for a while because of school ,but now I can't figure out what I wanted to do with it. I might restart it, I might not, or I might redo some chapters. If you don't think this is a good idea, let me know in a private message. I encourage you to leave me advice and suggestions.

"Heat of the Moment" - I originally intended this to be a short two or three chapter fic. Instead it had gotten blown into something far more dynamic.

Pokemon Fanfics in progress:

"Dreams of an Absolution" (1st Sequel to "Whispers in the Dark")

PLEASE NOTE! I am rewriting "Dreams of an Absolution", simply because a part of its eventual storyline did not fit in with what I had already written and had in mind. You will still enjoy what I have to write.

"(NAME UNDECIDED)" (POSSIBLE 2nd Sequel to "Whispers in the Dark". I might not even do another sequel to WITD, and even if I did, it wouldn't be using the same storyline, maybe a side-story using the same general story as a canon outline for it, i.e what life would be like after WITD)

"Lips of an Angel" (possible extension story to WITD, like what is described above)

"Love on the Line" (I wrote parts of this once, but forgot what flash drive I put it on)

"Brock's Challenge" (I'm not so sure about this one. The idea was good, but honestly I have forgotten about this one until now. I might try it)

Completed Fanfics:

"In the Arms of an Angel"

"Whispers in the Dark"

"God Blessed the Broken Road"

"Christmas in Pallet"

Favorite Pairings:

Pokemon: Ash/Misty of course! No self-respecting Pokeshipper ever forsakes the originals. Okay, I admit, Ash/May does seem a little cute. That pairing does play a key role in one fic I have planned, but I won't say which. It doesn't last, I promise! You heard nothing! SHHHH!

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, pretty much everyone that hooks up in the end.

Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Sango/Miroku.

Yu-Gi-Oh!: YuGi/Tea, Joey/Mai, Tristan/Serenity.

FarScape (my all-time favorite TV show ever, btw): John Crichton (understand my screen name now?)/Aeryn Sun, D'Argo/Chiana (Yeah, I know, all you FarScape fans out there. I'm well aware of the fact that this pairing is doomed).

Midnighters books: Jessica/Jonathan, pretty much everyone that hooks up.

Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd/Colette.

Can't think of any more pairings right now, but I will update if I think of more.

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Ashes of the Past by ThatOneDwarf reviews
The Sequel to A Rise From Ashes: Team Rocket has begun infiltrating the higher ranks of the Pokemon League, with their master plan set into action, only one thing stops them from succeeding. One of their own.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,999 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Team Rocket, Misty/Kasumi, OC - Complete
Babydoll by mangyhalfbreed reviews
Trevor Phillips doesn't love many people, but Trevor Phillips loves Tracey Townley.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Trevor P., Tracy D. - Complete
Matchmaker: A Cautionary Tale by Virgo Writer reviews
If there was one thing Ash Ketchum knew about . . . well it certainly wasn't matchmaking. And as well as the tried and tested clichés tended to work in movies, in real life, things tended to get a little . . . well . . . complicated. Pokeshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
I wanna be a Pikachu so freakin bad by CelineDion555 reviews
Parody of the song Billionaire, which I DO NOT OWN. OR POKEMON FOR THAT MATTER
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Pikachu - Complete
True Love by fwingsnitch reviews
Ash gets a little "gift"...he can't lie. That's the best summary I can give for this story. AAML! READ AND REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Unrealized Realities by Stars in the Void reviews
When Harry Potter is pulled down a wormhole and trapped on the other side of the universe, he finds that the boundaries between good and evil, friend and foe, blur and twist and everything else exists in a shade of grey.
Crossover - Farscape & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/16/2010
A Breath Of Cold Air by Misfit Writer reviews
Sam, Brian, and JD were running from the freezing cold temperatures of the eye of the storm, but Sam didn't make it back fine. He breathed in the supercold air, and falls deathly ill. Will Laura tell him her feelings in time? Will he make it? COMPLETE
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,903 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
If I Could Change the World by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Set in the future, Ash has been missing for three years until he finally reappears on a quest to stop Team Rocket, who have grown in power and now plan on destroying anyone against them. A dark fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/20/2001 - Published: 7/7/2001
Home for Christmas? by FourthDixieChick reviews
Brief scenes of Christmases past, present & future
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2001
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Dreams of an Absolution reviews
Ash returns from Unova and happily reunites with Misty, but the battles aren't over. Former Team Rocket members suddenly flood into Kanto, sparking a chain reaction that threatens Ash and Misty. But a secret that was meant to be forgotten forever breaks forth, leaving everyone facing their own dark impulses, and wondering if forgiveness truly does soothe the most vengeful of souls.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Heat of the Moment reviews
A murder attempt on Ash gets Togetic instead. Having reached the Elite Four, Ash learns he is still a target. What he doesn't know is that he isn't the only one. After all, young love kept secret too long is never a good thing. Strong AAML.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Christmas in Pallet reviews
Ash comes home from the Unova Region in time for Christmas, but seems to be avoiding Misty. She worries that he might have developed feelings for the other girls he traveled with, and tries to bring herself to tell him how she feels about him.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
God Blessed the Broken Road reviews
Ash has achieved his dream of becoming a Pokemon Master, but even with the endless parties and celebrations, both Ash and Misty find themselves unable to sleep. Will one last dance between them decide the fate of another dream? Short Ash/Misty fic
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Whispers in the Dark reviews
An old friend returns, and Ash soon learns that he is the only thing that stands in Team Rocket's way of conquering Johto. But in a rapid, but deadly, turn of events, he realizes the shocking truth behind Giovanni's unknown past. Darkish Ash/Misty fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
How Long Have We Been Farting? reviews
A random yet humorous take on a scene from Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams. Carmen's words get screwed up when she asks Juni how long it has been since they fell into the volcano.
Spy Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
In the Arms of an Angel reviews
An escape from Team Rocket's base goes terribly wrong. Innocent blood is spilt and heartfelt words are said while Ash is on death's threshold. Part 1 of a 3-part saga with a deadly twist. Prologue to "Whispers in the Dark."
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete