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Joined 10-14-07, id: 1398336, Profile Updated: 12-11-09
Author has written 7 stories for Shrek, Naruto, and Transformers.

Greetings, trustful Weird Shippers. This is FreaksLikeUs. I am 16 years old, and if you are looking for stories that actually have a POINT, I suggest you look for stories elsewhere. Muahahahahaha. We have found several flaws with the stories written here in the past...so we are simply deleting them, fixing them, and re-posting them. Possibly adding more chapters...if I feel like it. Nah!! I've become obsessed with Transformers now..especially any Sam/Optimus Prime and Sam/Bumblebee fics. Dude, I am soo getting a yellow Camaro when I get all old! It's gonna be my lifelong goal in life. My fortune cookie said so, and I think it's right! :D

Ways to get a hold of me if you want to!

www.MySpace.com/BaileiBanes

www.Webook.com/FreaksLikeUs (Just a bunch of stuff I write about life)

And...I don't have a Livejournal anymore cuz I forgot the password but if it ever comes back I'll post the link >=///

Memorable Moments:

On December 4th, 2009 I posted my first Transformers fanfiction!! It actually has a plot, and I can't wait to see where it will end! Chapter 2 is...gonna be named something, but I don't know what the title of it will be and it'll be up in this next week. :

AUTOBOTS! ROLLOUT!!

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Despicable Days by DP-shrine-in-closet-girl reviews
Gru attempts to fill his role as a father while the girls settle into their permanent family. However, with a super villain father and three girls with wildly independent spirits, no task is simple and no day is boring.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,239 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Gru, Margo
First Arrival by Alathea2 reviews
Following a signal indicating the possible location of the AllSpark, the Autbots arrive on Earth to find an unusual organic species: alien and yet much like their own. A re-telling of TF1 from the 'Bots' POV. Movieverse. Rated T just in case. No slash.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,673 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Sorrows for the Damned by PassionandPromise reviews
SLASH SAMXBEE.. Rated Mature for rape scenes... Set after RotM, what happens directly after Sam gets on the ship? What if Mikeala never figured in his life? What if there was another who would listen to him...?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,797 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Broken by KatanaDoshi reviews
"Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet." In the end, Sam's courage fails. Dark!Fic
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
sorry isn't good enough by reraimu reviews
There were many instances during the events in Chicago where Bumblebee could have died and Sam had merely watched. Sam feels utterly guilty and begins to suffer from nightmares. Can he cope without Bee by his side? Bee/Sam. Slash. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,423 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
all dogs go to heaven 2 by Wolfie With A Quill reviews
this is what i think the second one should have been. charlie wants to go back to earth for someone special. chapter 12 is up. the last chapter... yeah, you read that right... after about three years, its done.
All Dogs go to Heaven - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Charlie B., Anne-Marie - Complete
Maze Prank Scares by blackeden85 reviews
Sam and Leo gets a wild idea for a hilarious prank to pull on their friends and the Autobots. Wild discretion advised for hilarity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
First Snow: Tales Of Winter by SapphireBee reviews
Sam gets up to yet more winter filled mayham with the autobots. As they all learn what it really means to walk in a winter wonderland. A series of chapters that didn't make it into the main storyline.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Bumblebee Takes Care of Me by Salome Sensei reviews
There is no greater love than a boy and his Autobot. From WAFF to angst to hardcore. Adults only.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
A Demon's Love by DoodleSmuke reviews
Haku is a orphaned boy running from a all boys whore house, when he meets the demon in the Mist, Zabuza. He makes a deal with the demon. Stay with him and he'll be the Demon's tool. Will Zabuza love this boy or will he just use him the 'til he wears out?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku
Snapped by Jessk13 reviews
Sam thought it was,for once, going to be a peaceful day. That was , until a certain someone called Bumblebee a certain word. Now the idiots' gonna pay. Please read and reveiw!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Predator by Heeroluva reviews
Sam gets a glimpse of the real Bee and finally understands. Sam/Bee
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
A Little Mistake by Dragon rider pippin reviews
Pippin is tired of being classified as 'too little' to do anything. He decides to prove that he isn't as little as they think... This takes place when Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are young hobbits in the shire. Don't insult me too bad I'm new at this
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Box of Shame 3 by bholley reviews
Dark-ish AU fic about the three girls when they are returned to Miss Hattie. The angry, child-hating woman takes out her disappointment on Margo. Follows the girls, Vector and Gru through the kidnapping, rescue, eventual homecoming and it's aftermath.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Margo, Gru - Complete
Despicably Me(title subject to change) by Nova Bucker reviews
With a plot to get back on top, espionage, mysteries and a crash-course in parenthood, a selfish man may just find happiness in the most unlikely of places, with all the complications it entails. Habits are hard to break, life is hard, and not everyone is cut out for parenthood. Children are resilient things, but personal demons never really go away and the world... FULL SUM INSIDE
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,934 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Agnes, Edith, Gru, Margo
On A Different Cybertron by Shadowgirl119 reviews
AU. The Great War never started, Cybertronians have always considered organic lifeforms as beneath them. However, when they start importing some new slaves from Earth...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sam W.
Fantastic You by SnipsxXx reviews
The girls have just settled down in their new lives and are happy. But there's something wrong with Margo, and no one knows what. Can Gru, Edith, and Agnes figure it out before it's too late?
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Margo, Gru - Complete
My Little Kitten by Binabik reviews
A short one-shot. The life of a super villain is not a safe one, and accidents happen to the best of us.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Dr. Nefario, Agnes - Complete
Never Let Go by sheep1215 reviews
"There wasn't an ounce of love in Gru's heart. Not after he ignored Agnes's tearful pleas to stay, or the sadness in Edith's eyes when she was told to leave. How heartless could one person be?" Margo's POV from the end scenes of the movie. ONE-SHOT
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Margo - Complete
Edith's Last Stand by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Why won't Edith remove her hat? Gru finds out winning this battles of wills with a seven year old is harder than he ever thought it would be.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Gru
A Different Light by PrincessKneesaa reviews
Margo has turned thirteen, and she finds herself developing a crush like most girls her age do. Yet he is oblivious. Please read and review? And please read the disclaimer.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Margo, Gru
Dog Collar by Pagen Godess reviews
A single moment can change everything. Nothing will ever be the same for him and he knows it. How far can the mind and spirit go before both break? No one wants to find out but they might have to.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,611 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Advice from my Evil Daddy by Rebbeca Tennant reviews
Doofenshmirtz goes to Mcdonalds with Vanessa but is having some trouble, but he meets another Dad with three young daughters who may be able to help him. It's about time these two met!
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Gru - Complete
The Lovely Red Gucci by GalnKay reviews
Hermione hates to shop, but when she finds a bright, apple-red, all leather Gucci, she might change her mind. Until she sees the price, that is. Sirius/Hermione one-shot. kind of
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Still of the Night by diamond-helen reviews
While Sirius sits alone Hermione dreams. Strong arms comfort her when dreams turn dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Do Elves Pick Their Nose? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
The Fellowship have only recently set out from Rivendell, and Pippin is bored. Are elves really as graceful as they appear? Pippin's curiousity gets the better of him... again. Hope it makes you laugh, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
His Gaze Denotes Love by AngelicConquistador reviews
The great charismatic leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, is admired and respected by many. Sam is no exception, but he finds that his feelings are changing with events over time bringing the leader closer to him. Optimus/Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,184 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
First Snow by SapphireBee reviews
The autobots had never experinced snow, until after a heavy snowstorm they find themselves in the middle of a winter wonderland. When Sam then decides to visit Bumblebee for the winter break, the pair get up to much mischief. Something sinister is however looming over the horizon, something that may force them apart. Will Sam's hold on Bumblebee be enough?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,747 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Chomper's new path by ReaderWriter42 reviews
Chomper has grown in the last few years, now he must eat meat or starve. How can he live with his choices, how will he survive? Read to find out, R&R too. Hope you enjoy!
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Chomper
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Why him? by bumblebee and sam reviews
Sam is walking when someone rapes him to get revenge. Bee and Sam slash later on.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Our one and our only by Gwen Gamgee reviews
Hey kid, who's the dame in the photo? David and Charlie take a moment to remember some one very important. Set after the second movie.
All Dogs go to Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
School Shootout by Shadowgirl119 reviews
Set after the first movie. There's trouble at Sam's school, will he survive without the Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,954 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Balancing the Price by Synchronize reviews
Bumblebee tries to protect Sam in anyway he can and sometimes he has to lie to him. So does Sam really know him? This was prompted by a 3 Doors Down song. :ZERE IS AN UPDATE! is hit by Ratchet's Wrench O'Pain :
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Push The Cube Into My Chest! by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Sam reminisces about the battle in Mission City. After a talk with Optimus Prime, he realizes something life changing...or hysterical, however you want to see it! One-shot. Humor
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Price of Ambition by StrayValkyrie reviews
There was no cost too great for Bumblebee to have Sam at his side forever.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
All In One by District X reviews
2009 verse Little drabbles about each Autobot in a relationship with Sam. M for mature themes not mature content Slash
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
For You, Love by DJRabidPunk reviews
Sam and Bumblebee stumble around each other, but love conquers all, as they say. Rated M for smut, language, and slight Mikaela bashing.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Frozen by Aina Riddle reviews
Sam was kidnapped and during his escape attempt a familiar scene played out. Now, somehow, Sam has found himself sparking with Optimus to keep them from feezing to death. SLASH. Op/Sam. Smut with some plot. Dedicated to Toki Mirage.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
I expected better from you, Miss Granger! by VerumProbitasVitaPietas reviews
Sirius puts Hermione in detention, but she ends up doing the unforgivable- loving every minute of it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harassment by Aina Riddle reviews
Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Dreams by Aina Riddle reviews
Sam is experiencing the side-effect of one of Ratchet's experiments gone wrong. Now he is having rather vivid dreams of a certain autobot leader, and Mikaela wants a slumber party with the giant robot invited. Slash, one-shot, post-rotf. OP/SW
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
In The Wake Of Absurd Karma by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
When they were younger, Sam and Bumblebee played a game, and it destroyed them and the lives of the people they loved. Why did they do it?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Wash Me, Sam, I Was A Dirty Autobot! by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
Sam gives Bumblebee a very different kind of carwash.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Consequences by Optimus-life reviews
Galloway’s actions towards Sam have disastrous ramifications
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Butler Knows Best by Dlvvanzor reviews
Artemis hasn't been treating himself well, and Butler finally steps in. Oneshot. Butler POV
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
I'm a monster hear me rawr! by iHannibal reviews
What if, Susan Murphy had a sister named Akira, who was also hit with the meteor? Giving her the ability to transform in a white tiger with eminsive strength. Doctor CockroachxOC rated T for very bad language...
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009
Monsters Vs Vampires by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
The government has long been investigating the existence of vampires. General W. R. Monger sends his monsters on a mission to Isle Esme, where some unlikely friendships are born. Sequel to The Good Life. Susan/Doc. Now featuring Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Twilight & Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Horrors of the Mines by Valiant Flower reviews
Gandalf wasn't kidding when he said there were older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world! Reposted!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gandalf, Peregrin T.
If They Come Back To You by Liloexp626 reviews
Stitch goes back to Kauai after a terrible hurricane that killed most of his new Ohana in Honolulu, but he fears re-encountering Lilo, after so long of not seeing her. Does she still love him like she did four years ago? Sequel to 'When You Love Someone'.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,725 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P.
Save Me, Please by mywayornoway reviews
No one had ever needed him as much as Harry did, and he would not fail again. He promised he would take care of Harry and now he will. Bad sumery but please read. Adopted from Gothic Godess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Boyfriends Forever by Hope Happens reviews
Spongebob has a secret he has to tell Patrick. Will the secret destroy their friendship, or will it only strengthen it? Spongebob/Patrick Yaoi alert!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Diamonds Are A Hobbit's Best Friend by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
When Merry finds a diamond necklace, he learns it's no ordinary necklace! And why is Legolas crying? And what's guitars have to do with anything? VERY FUNNY! ONE-SHOT! R & R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
That's Absurd by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Sam has an odd question to ask the Autobots. Life was simpler before the strange inquiries of humans. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Technical Difficulties by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Diary, Oh Diary by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Arwen tells Merry and Pippin to guard her diary from Aragorn that's filled with her marriage problems. So what happens when they read it? VERY FUNNY! ONE-SHOT! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Little Things by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
Sometimes the smallest details are the most important. Sam and Optimus have a heart-to-spark after the events of the 2007 movie. Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Out of the Blue by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. Set after the second movie. David's family is vacationing in New Orleans, and Charlie runs into someone from the past he'd almost forgotten. CharliexSasha and CharliexAnne Marie.
All Dogs go to Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
You, You, You by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sequel to the crackarific fic Admitting Defeat. Sam finds out more than he wants to know about his car's past, and it takes an interesting turn... Past Bee/Ironhide, totally Bee/Sam with only one quick passing mention of Mikaela.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
The PlayDoh Ceiling by Dreaming-Cat-369 reviews
Arty and crew get transported to DreamingCat369's house by her talking cats! Rated for general weirdness. Read and Review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Artemis F., Julius R.
Why are you in a skirt? by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Artemis dresses up in a school girl uniform and is shagged by Butler. That's a tactless summery... Sorry ppl, I'm tired. R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
What Have Tomatoes Got to Do With Anything? by Eggo Waffles reviews
Recent studies show that if one watches RotK and then reads 'The Importance of Being Earnest' by Oscar Wilde, one will wake up at midnight and write something a bit like this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Denethor, Peregrin T. - Complete
Endgame by Maleficent Angel reviews
A resurrection. A death. And a battle for the survival of Far Far Away. Rated for angst in early chapters and violence in others. Set after Shrek 2. COMPLETE
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,855 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
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Gate to Hell reviews
Sam accidentally goes back to the events of the Holocaust in 1941. Bumblebee is sent to retrieve him.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
I'm Sorry reviews
Bumblebee's legs had been fixed but he was still suffering a great deal of pain from them. He drinks his problems away and ends up hurting the one he loves most.SamXBumblebee. Some violence. I'm not sure what to rate this so it's T.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
ME and THEM
I hate THEM. I hate ME. Naruto. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Monsters Drinking Monsters reviews
What happens when Shrek and the gang drink too many energy drinks? All hell breaks loose. Warning: Some bad language. Starring, Shrek, Puss, Donkey, Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Artie, and Prince Charming. Crossover.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009
Naruto: How He Acts His Age reviews
Itachi performs a jutsu on Naruto that transforms him into a 2-year old. It's up to Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto to take care of him! Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Artie's Brother reviews
Artie's brother comes to visit. I suck at summaries, plus this is my first fanfic. Read and Review
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007
Ask us questions! Shrek wants you to SO YOU MUST reviews
You get to ask any character in Shrek questions. Just make sure you say which character the question is going to! The more questions you guys ask, the more chapters there will be! So ask away!
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008