Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Let's hear a little about me...
I'm tall, blonde, and about the most unlucky person in the world.
I'm told i'm spunky ...UGH!!! what a word, shoot me. I would rather be a f$$$$r than spunky. But what can you do?
Hmmm... let's see. I'm the kind of person who thinks of random questions all the time, and somehow manages to fall UP stairs.
i get annoying, stupid nicknames like; Merry-death(thank you maddy) Barbie(don't ask) mer, merdivivth, murph, jordan (???) etc.
I mean how else do you explain me? Uhh i'm the horse without her lucky horseshoes, the field of 3 leaf clovers without that one 4 leaf one. The rest of the rabbit after they cut off its lucky foot. I'm unlucky.
I have a ton of pets, birds, cats, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, horses, fish... you name it we've got it. We're like a pet shop, ask anyone.
I have a million aunts, it comes in handy at christmas. Love to force my friends into buying stuff, because i have 0$ all the time, and love to see other people spend theirs.
I suck at school, sports, and pretty much anything that requires cordination...
This is how i got my SN:
Rap these days is so mean. It used to be sooooo innocent, it was like "Rippity rap,raptastic!" Now it's like "It's 2007 Mo-Fo." and you're like, "You're mad about the date? You've gotta pick your battles man, because if you get mad about the date, no one's going to know when you're actually mad. you'd be like you crashed into my car Mo-Fo' and i'd be like yeah, but you were mad about the date. You're like the boy who cried Mo-Fo'"
Some rappers these days are so good they don't even rap real words. Like JZ. He's like "i went to the store and i saw my sizzuh. Then i saw my motha and my brotha and my fizzuh."
There is no way i'm playing scabble with JZ any time soon. He'd be like "The word is drizzah D-R-I-Z-Z-A-H tripple woooooooord." i'd be like, "Yeah, i'm gonna have to challenge that J. Just let me consult my dictionizzuh. First of all, it isn't a word. Second of all, one of your Z's is a sideways N."
I heart this;
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding, laughing, and smiling.
8. You think bush is a moron.
9. You were too busy to notice ther's no number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're barely shocked by your stupidity.
12. You've copy/pasted, or read more than one thingies like this.
Put this in your profile if you fell for it.If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door that is clear, or broken a screen door from runnning into it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Click Here To see what Dylan looks like to me. This woman is a little older, though...
Click Here To see what Landon looks like in his human form. Can you say HOTTAY?!
Click Here To see what Blaed looks like in his human form. A tiny bit off in the hair department, and I imagined Blaed much tougher, but this guy comes pretty close.
Click Here To see Tally!!!