Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Kino's Journey.
Hi! I'm Kelsey, known to most of my friends as Conscience. I'm a fifteen year old girl and a sugar addict. I have also been known to be a chocoholic, and coffee is my oxygen. I have a quizilla account (TurtleAndConscience), but I wanted a ff.net account for the stuff I actually like. You never get ANY reviews on quizilla...so I'm hoping that'll be different here. I also feel guilty when I read here and can't review...I love to read (mostly fantasy), write and play tennis...I'm also organized (some people call it "anal retentive".)...
I love Harry Potter, mostly. I favor Hufflepuffs and Slytherins, and two summers ago me and three of my super close friends decided that the house we'd fit in is Hufflepuff. We've become the Huphulpuphphurz, Huphz for short, and they dubbed me Conscience. Now, don't ask me how someone like me could earn the place of a conscience (though I must say I made an excellent horn), that would be their odd imaginations. Turtle, Countless and Bruce (more commonly known as Brucey) may very well appear in my fics. We're truly amazing characters, so if you can get past the confusion, I promise it'll be an excellent fic.
Music: In no particular order: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Click 5, Maroon 5, FALL OUT BOY!, Five For Fighting, Goo Goo Dolls, Nirvana, Rise Against, Akeboshi, T-Pain, Timbaland, Boys Like Girls, Sean Kingston, Petey Pablo (Show Me the Money!! lolz...I love Step Up), Buggle (Video Killed the Radio Star!), Nickelback, Billy Idol, Snow Patrol, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Fray, Shiny Toy Guns, Nelly Furtado, The Rasmus, Die Prinzen, Bowling for Soup, The Dresden Dolls, Flyleaf, If You Will, Shady Woods Odyssey, System of a Down, Black Eyed Peas, Matt Kearney, Natasha Beddingfield, Plain White T's, Panic! At the Disco, The Raconteurs, and many, many more.
My Fictions: Mostly Harry Potter and Naruto, but I've tried a few other things (Fruits Basket, Bartimaeus, Peter Pan and A Separate Peace)
Anime: Naruto mostly (and Shippuden), also Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Prince of Tennis, Tsubasa, The Melancholy of Whatchamacallit, ...It feels like there should be more...but I can't think of it at the moment...
Manga: Ranma 1/2, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Tsubasa, Chobits, Yatsuba&!, Orphen, Anima, Aria, Chrono Crusade
Authors: Right now my faves are J.K. Rowling, Diana Wynne Jones, J.M. Barrie, and Sarah Dessen
Naruto - SasuNaru, ShikaTem, ShikaKuro, SakuGaa, KakaSaku, NaruHina, HinaKiba, NaruKiba, KuroOC
Harry Potter - Siri/Remie ( !)James/Sevy, James/Lily (sorry Kace), Harry/Ginny (yea...it's canon), Ron/Hermy (yes, canon again), Draco/Luna, Draco/Ginny, Ginny/Michael, Blaise/Harry, Ron/Seamus...and pretty much anything else 'cept Harry/Ron or Harry/Hermy, 'cause that makes me sick. I love yaoi. I write yaoi. If you don't like it, deal.
Prince Of Tennis - Momo/Fuji, Ryoma/Momo, Golden Pair, Ryoma/Fuji
A Separate Peace - Finny/Gene!
Other Drivel: I do review. If you ask me to read something, I will, and I will review. In return, I expect you to do the same for me. Also, I might ask for your opinion on something, and It'd be super helpful if I could get feedback. I just wish I could put a cbox on here...
Upcoming Fics: I figure I don't have to put my exsisting ones on, since they're right down there...But here's what I'm working on/have planned out.
Luna/Draco: I figure every author on ff.net needs your classic fiction. You know, ships, chapters, humor, the likes. That and I need an obscure but loved ship so I'll actually get REVIEWS. Or so says my beloved Beta. This one's actually In Progress, but I'm gonna hold off posting it until I have at least a few chapters done.
~ A Separate Peace: I absolutely adore this thing. We read it for English, and I am such a Finny/Gene fanatic that it was hard for me to watch the movie with my amazing friends in class without bursting out laughing when they jumped out of the tree in their boxers together. This one's In Progress too, but only barely. Most of it's in my head.
~ Bartemaeus: Gah! I wanna write something...Don't actually have any plans for one though.
~ Fruits Basket: Turtle (my beta) and I have some plans for one...but you know how colabs go, right? You make plans and nothing actually happens...Yea, if you're reading this, it is a hint, Turt'.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. Okay, seriously though, who doesn't. AMAZINGLY, some black people...
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. ((almost...maybe...if kyle gets his act together :))
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon, yuck watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social, i am though...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Your benovolent author (A.Conscience)