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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Well I guess maybe I should write something here, but I'm not sure exactly what to tell you. Let's see... I live in a town that is smaller than Forks (literally) and I absolutely love the Twilight series! I also procrastinate quite a bit so if my information and my stories rarely change that could be why...

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The 100 Year Old Virgin by CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper attempt to get Edward...er...well, you know? Let's just say that bars, clubs, and Rite Aid are places were embarrassment comes easily to Edward. Mildly OOC for fun.M for language, mature humor, and over-all raunchiness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Separation seems like forever by 702064 reviews
What happens to Bella when Edward goes off to fight WW1, and she's forced to marry someone unless Edward comes home soon. Bad summary, please R&R All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,942 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Changing Places by kimlovesjasperhale reviews
a Bella and Jasper story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper
Twilight Alive by princessjob reviews
Twilight Alive is about Bella and Edward’s lives after Eclipse. It has everything: the wedding, some immortal visitors, Bella’s change, and her powers. I also have a Twilight question at the end of each chapter, so review! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Not For All the Diamonds in the World by LaBellaBella reviews
The adaption of what I percieved would have happened after Bella Nelluc. Permission granted. It's the story of Bella, if she had run into a Hollywood agency directly after Edward left. What happens when life she thought she lost is suddenly within reach?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Competition by MidnightWalking reviews
Just for fun, what my Cullen family from 'Siren Blood' might do with the 'quotes of the day.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
The Big Present by blahblah16 reviews
Set during New Moon. Alice decides to send Bella a Christmas present, and Bella sends one back. Funny things ensue...please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Cullen Musical by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
Title sounds stupid, but its just a working title till we can come up with something betterCullens singing everywhere Alice goes! What has the world come to! Funny, short probably 8 or 9 chapters. Please read & Review! Flames accepted! Rated T just in cas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Fallen by Forbids reviews
C.17. We all know that Edward resisted Bella's blood that day in Biology and ran off to Denali. Lets rewind time, shall we? Edward has to have her blood, but what happens when things don't go to plan? And what if everything goes wrong? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,274 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
My Angel by AddictedToSeries reviews
Fluff. No longer a oneshot! Rated T for safety. REVIEW! Complete at last. Caution: author suffered through Edwardian mood swings when writing this fic. You have been warned. Soon to be edited.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,475 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bella the Human Cullen by liarlikeme reviews
A little tune sung to "Rudolph..."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
what happens next? by xedwardxxloverx reviews
This leaves off right after Eclipse. This is my first fanfic, and I think it's okay, but I would love it if you would read and review! Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,816 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
He Loves MeHe Loves Me Not by Princess of the Cupcakes reviews
Cutesy Fluffiness. I had to change the rating for future chapters. I already have the ending written, I just have to write the stuff in between. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
Soundtrack of Our Lives by Bandit's Girl reviews
Rosalie is buying seemingly random CD's for everyone. Some songs are practically the story of their lives...Collection of songfics of sorts, various characters. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Satisfied by Three-Quarter Moon reviews
ONESHOT. Takes place during New Moon. Days after Edward tells Bella goodbye, the other Cullens watch as he slowly withers away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Only Hope by Twifan reviews
Bella is sixteen when she moves to Forks to get treatment from a famous doctor. She has a year left to live. How does she meet Edward, and what happens when they realize they love each other? What will Edward do when he knows she will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Silver Bells by K-lin J reviews
Happy Holidays everyone!This is Edward and Bella's first Christmas together. Bella is not what she seems, and has a surprise for the Cullen family. One that will change the holiday season forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
A Cullen Christmas Carol by Vampire Crayons reviews
So far a oneshot, the Cullens on christmas eve. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Ever the Same by Twifan reviews
A sad and mushy cliche, but it ends happy. A last letter to Edward in Bella's hand. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disappearance by 702064 reviews
This is at the end of Eclipse. Bella and Edward are getting married. Edward promises to see her in her bedroom, but never shows up. Bella needs to find out why he disappeared before it's too late. This is my first fanfic. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Her Blood Sings by MidnightWalking reviews
This is Edward's side of New Moon which picks up after Rosalie's telephone call. This is it the very last chapter. Read and enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,880 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Fight your Instincts? by UrDadSaidICouldntUseTheDoor reviews
Jacob loves Bella more than anything. But is it strong enough to go against imprinting. When an old friend returns, she causes a lot of drama. FULL SUMMARY ON THE INSIDE! R & R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007
Oh Honeymoon by Tawnyeyes reviews
The wedding is over. Edward and Bella prepare for the honeymoon and life after marriage. This is a happy, feel good version. Sorry, limited conflict.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Emmett Lets His Guard Down by UrDadSaidICouldntUseTheDoor reviews
what does Emmett really think about when he thinks Edward isn't listening? Do cats think like humans? What is mike too sexy for?Why is Edward running out of the clasroom? What does Jasper really think. Does rosalie really wanna kill bella? read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007
Remembered Past by RiaRia reviews
Isabella Swan died a long time ago. But there is a new girl in town. Mariah Anne Goodsen. What happens when she meets a new set a friends, and she starts to remember a different life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007
I change her, I change her not by UrDadSaidICouldntUseTheDoor reviews
Sequal! To By A Candle's Light I Write. After Bella continues her new life with the Cullens, the issue comes up about changing her. What will all of this lead too? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2007
By A Candle's Light I Write by UrDadSaidICouldntUseTheDoor reviews
Bella, alone in the woods, begins to document her life. What if Edward found her Diary's Full sumarry inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,740 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
We all get hurt by love by MellowMemories reviews
Bella and Edward were once in love. After Edward could not bear Bella's pain of having everyone dissaprove of her relationship with him he decides to jump...5 years later...Bella cannot believe Edward is alive..only this time he's an entire new character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2007
White Ribbon and Lace by Roguishly reviews
This fic is set after Eclipse. Bella is just hours away from losing mortality, losing all that she has ever known, a more than reasonable price to pay to be with Edward for eternity as he promised... Will Bella finally get the true future she hopes for?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Child's Play by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella has to babysit, and Edward decides to help her. Who knew a cute little boy could be such a demon? Edward's point of view as he battles to keep his cool with a four year old kid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
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It Can't be Her! Can it? reviews
Have you ever wondered about the time Jessica was turned down by Edward? Well this is my version of it. Italics are Jessica's thoughts. I had to fix a few grammar mistakes and there is a new title. This story was formerly known as It can't be her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Do I Want to Know? reviews
A one shot told in Esme's point of view. Esme is supposed to be having a wonderful day to herself. Will it last though? Written to judge my writing ability. Not my best work and done at 2:30 a.m. but I think you'll enjoy it regardless...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete