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Who Saves the Hero? (Discontinued Version) by Kudara reviews
Shepard had been brought back from death by Cerberus, but she suspects TIM has manipulated her into working for him and that he has his own hidden agenda. Who can she trust besides Garrus and Tali to help her discern the truth? (Being rewritten)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 335,945 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Garson, Samara, Aria T'Loak, T. Vasir
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The New Generation by Code32 reviews
Many years have passed since the Tag race that would decide the fate of Earth and now a new story unfolds. Tomobiki will become the epicenter of all things weird once again.
Urusei Yatsura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Aeon Natum Engel by EarthScorpion reviews
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 304,613 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Lum Gets Grounded by crazyjw18 reviews
After Lum discovers that her infamous electric shocks may be dangerous to Ataru's health, their relationship starts turning in a new direction.
Urusei Yatsura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,976 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Human Condition by C.K. Talons reviews
He never had it easy. But now Harry Potter is faced with a new challenge an enemy he cannot see. But before Harry can consider battling his new foe, he must first control the demons within his mind. Written before publication of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 263,457 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Harry P.
Yardwork featuring Heero Yui by DB Sommer reviews
A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Heero Y. - Complete
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E Nomine reviews
AU fourth year. Voldemort discovers what Dumbledore thinks 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' is, and changes his plans accordingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P.
Accio Brain! reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Divination is a Wooly Subject reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Rather Bad Day reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rewritten reviews
Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
BIG RED BUTTON reviews
DO NOT PUSH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Blind Dates reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Me, Myself and Hermione reviews
After losing Hermione, Harry finds a way to return to the past. Problem is, he's twenty-five, she's sixteen, and so is Harry. HHrH Challenge-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Agent Double O Hex reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Slashing Harmony reviews
So... Harry's gay. In a bar. With Draco. Almost your standard gay!Potter fic except for one thing... pie. Probably not M but it's safer that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete