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Author has written 43 stories for Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, His Dark Materials, A Little Princess, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, and Princess Mononoke.

So ... it seems I've been here a while. That was unexpected!

A short history of Lli and fanfiction: I wrote terribly, stopped, tried to go to uni, got bored, started writing again, wrote a little better. And then repeated that cycle two or three times.

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The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
After Me, the Flood by efka-zoi reviews
With his mother's mental health deteriorating and his father growing increasingly distant, Artemis crosses the final hurdles into adulthood. Artemis's understanding of responsibility and family are further strained when he develops feelings for his bodyguard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler
Short Circuits by HolidayBoredom reviews
A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,906 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Imposter by wolfraven80 reviews
Rose/10.5 For Rose and the Doctor, there's noting quite like a few holes in the universe to spoil a perfectly good day. Soon the investigation has them following their own footprints along a familiar trail as they try to prevent dimensional collapse. Are they facing an old foe, a new one, or something from their past that may well destroy their hope for a future together?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Ma Bête Noire by Kitsune Heart reviews
"My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Butler, Minerva P.
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
L'Avocat du Diable by Erilys reviews
Artemis Fowl II, âgé maintenant de 19 ans, est devenu l'avocat le plus réputé d'Irlande -plutôt ironique pour un criminel. Mais sa vie parfaite et sa carrière vont être remisent en question par un certain Samuel Gold, l'accusant du meurtre de son père...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,720 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH post-TLG SPOILERS Artemis and Holly's plans for a quiet meeting start to unravel when Myles plots to acquire Artemis's latest project.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Fowl grabataire by Erilys reviews
Artemis Fowl II, accompagné de Holly Short, doit rendre visite à son très détesté grand-père. Le capitaine Short pourra découvrir à quel point les Fowl sont manipulateurs et calculateurs...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Aphrodite Curse by Jessica-X reviews
"Any minute now, he's going to ask what's wrong with me... and what am I going to be able to answer him?" While Artemis is treated at the J. Argon Clinic, he and Holly become closer than ever. Not that the People are too happy about it. :COMPLETE!:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 12,109 - Follows: 1,469 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Finding Terra Firma by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
Unfortunately for Butler, if there's anything more complicated than going to bed with Artemis Fowl…it's waking up with him. DB/AF, SLASH; Sequel to "Rational Intercourse"
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
horizon by ImpNo1 reviews
Things change, things stay the same. Artemis recovers, Holly doesn't know what to think. A/H, semi-fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Indecorous Affairs by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Your bodyguard?" A stupid question, but Artemis turns anyway, and when he speaks, he purrs, "No…" sarcastic—but not quite so sarcastic, Butler thinks, as he might have been. "He's my gigolo." Ten Drabbles. DB/AF, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Count by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH. Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.' Holly stifled a groan and halted in the doorway, trying to decide if she should just turn on her heel and leave.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
The Drouble Project by stupidpenname reviews
Hopefully 100 droubles about life in a big pink house
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
The Doppelgänger Effect by Asper reviews
A/H UST. A string of seemingly supernatural kidnappings cuts painfully close for Myles, all committed by a stranger with Holly's face. Artemis and company must race around the globe - and against the clock - in order to save the world. Again.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,192 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Mile in His Combat Boots by CieloCrimisi reviews
A tribute to all things Butler. Will be a collection of oneshots. Chapter 4 up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Butler
The Private Wound by JuliennePotato reviews
A fairy tale like no other - one of flying. Fighting. Friendship. Hate. Jealousy. Revenge. Fairies of all natures and descriptions. Technology. Bravery. Cowardly actions. Strongest men. Lies. Truths. Chases. Escapes. Flatulent dwarves. And bad puns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Not Easily Forgotten by jayJ530 reviews
A guest lecture brings up old memories.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl And The Obsidian Conspiracy by As If You Cared reviews
what if what they said was true? its 2012, and 666 is here and hes taking no prisoners. They thought it was all over, It has only just begun.... The first five chapters are Data stream format.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K.
The Sickbed of Cuchulain by Amberle Elessedil reviews
A series of stories tracing Artemis and Holly over the course of a lifetime. In this installment: Myles does not believe in Santa, and is rather surprised to find his brother meeting elves under the mistletoe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Miracle of Life by Amberle Elessedil reviews
On an otherwise unremarkable day in late September, Holly Short discovered she was pregnant. Artemis is...less than thrilled. My take on an overused theme, featuring horrific puns, pillow talk and absolutely no-one called Diana. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
How To Woo A Ghost by Elizabeth5 reviews
Annie goes on a blind date, Mitchell fights some strange new feelings, and George starts having cravings and mood swings. M/A, G/N, and some M/OC, A/OC.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie - Complete
Best Friends Don't Keep Secrets from Each Other by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius hasn't told anyone about his sexual preferences or his feelings for Remus, but after he runs away from the Blacks to stay with the Potters will James be able to get the truth out of him? Oneshot from James' perspective. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P. - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Drabbly Things by Kelly Holden reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles and strict variations from the lives of Artemis, Holly and their friends and family. Mostly implied A/H, some mild adult themes, unless stated otherwise belong to a single continuity. This update begins chapter 38.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Five Times Jon Spiro Almost Lost Everything by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Only five things ever threatened Jon's power: Marriage, friendship, mistrust, Artemis Fowl and Death itself. Five ficlets based on Jon Spiro's life. Written for the Fangathering Five Times Challenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jon S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Return to Haven by Captain Evermind reviews
After Holly's return from Hybras, she finds it a little difficult to adjust to having missed three years worth of her life, and to the thought that maybe her friends have moved on without her... Mostly an excuse for H/T goodness.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Adrift by JuliennePotato reviews
Artemis Senior takes his wife's death harder than he expects. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
As the Moon Falls into the Sea by Li Kayun reviews
Short Ficlet -- A few days after the kidnapping incident, Artemis Fowl still has a few words left to say to Captain Short...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2002
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Artemis Fowl: The Sun Rising reviews
The final installment of my Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata trilogy. After saving the world from vengeful Japanese deities and indulging in a little office romance, our favourite LEP officer, Holly Short, is off to the Americas to investigate Jack the Ripper-esque murders in Mexico City. An AU set after the Eternity Code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,945 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: Reprieve reviews
A short piece that takes place directly after the events of Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection. Holly takes a vacation and finds herself in love with a co-worker. In the mean time, Artemis learns to be gracious a little too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection reviews
The sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata. Holly gets assigned to the theft and/or kidnapping (it depends who you ask) of an ancient Fairy relic and has to deal with choking hazards, racist co-workers, duelling lovers, and an Irishman who is worse than all the rest of it combined. AU set after The Eternity Code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,123 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In the Time to Come reviews
A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
After the End reviews
Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Getting There reviews
The sexual education of Artemis Fowl. Includes: a steep learning curve, multiple partners, too much gin, too much coffee, Oscar Wilde, pithy commentary from Minerva Paradizo, an unsurprising Holly Short cameo, and a sappy happy ending. Set several years after the series. And, despite the characters listed, I'm afraid there's no A/M. She's in love with Butler. Come on, people.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Meanwhile reviews
Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Butler, Minerva P.
A Very Long Engagement reviews
Thirty-something!Artemis and his wife come home to Ireland for Angline's Christmas party, as they do every year. And, as he does every year, Artemis drinks a little too much and indulges in a little self-loathing. An unexpected guest arrives in the midst of this and the night breaks with tradition, with long-lasting consequences.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Parentare reviews
An unabashed, no-holds-barred, all-guns-a-blazing tragic romance, with a pinch of comedy and a dash of carpe diem. It's tragic, but like all good tragedies, you saw it coming. And, if I do say so myself, getting there will totally be worth it. (A/H and TLG spoiler-FREE. Which makes it sound like a menu item)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Hôtel Le Negresco reviews
Snippets of Minerva and Butler's visits in the Hotel Negresco. A side-story of Meanwhile, Quinquatria and Behind the Scenes. Flaunting taboos isn't easy, no matter your IQ.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
Quinquatria reviews
Minerva attempts to convince Butler that consummating their relationship sooner rather than later really is a good idea. Butler attempts not to be convinced. Stand-alone one-shot from the "Meanwhile" and "Behind the Scenes" universe. Set after BtS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
Another Time reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Ghost!Root makes an appearance at Fowl Manor with some unexpected news. Written weeks before Kit's contest prompt but, now that I think of it, oddly applicable. A/H fluff though, you have been warned. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Behind the Scenes reviews
A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
Afterwards reviews
He was used to leading double lives. He'd just never enjoyed any of them this much before. Post TAC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Minerva P., Butler
Complex reviews
Artemis isn't the only one feeling guilty after everything they've been through. Hollycentric.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Bivouac reviews
SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
This Time reviews
Another one-shot about "embarrassing confessions of love" but less with the embarrassing, more with the vaguely tragic. Alas! Only one submission for the TBR contest, or this would have gone in there too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Coming Out reviews
TBR contest post. Involving more closets, bad lighting, way too many multiples of 5, and many a platonic 'Trouble ... Commander Kelp'. Because H/T's not happening, I don't care what Kit Heart or Colfer have to say on the matter.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata reviews
Yes! I am writing one of those "Artemis Fowl: insert catchy noun here" stories! An AU mystery set post-TEC. What could have happened if TOD hadn't. Holly is framed for the theft of a priceless artefact and finds herself in need of some assistance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,135 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009
MakeBelieve reviews
One-shot. Closely following TTP. The two usual suspects. A fight turns into something entirely different.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
All in Pieces on His Bedroom Floor reviews
About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Flight reviews
Late night one-shot. Doesn't that sound promising! Holly Short, childhood pets, cowardice, lost and found boxes, the weight of words, and returning home after having run away.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
In The Closet reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Day in the life of Diggums reviews
Diggums and Day Private Investigators: giving a whole new meaning to "private investigations". Involves weak humour, odd formatting, alarm clockal abuse, watery coffee, prank calls, bad puns and a staff party.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Mulch D. - Complete
This New World reviews
Who are we to refuse what has been given to us? Sequel to Deliverance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Knowledge reviews
Totally unprecedented off-shoot of Seen In a Certain Light, circa chapter 15, ie. the Artemis comes over for "dinner" chapter. I originally upped the rating for that chapter, so there may as well be a reason!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Two Hands in the Dark reviews
Butler-centric. A brief look back on his life and how it wasn't ever, really, his. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Butler - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Deliverance reviews
When Dahut calls with excellent news, the Council is ready and willing to help. So, to resurrect the sunken city of Ys, Holly Short is allowed to seek out the now twice mind-wiped Artemis Fowl. Based on the story of Ys and the myth of Callisto. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Root and the Bud reviews
Delving back into the pre-Artemis days, my attempt at a history for Root and Vinyáya.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Julius R. - Complete
Calypso Bulbosa reviews
The life and times of Lili Frond. Because there must be more to her than Colfer gives us. Vaguely based off Calypso and Callisto myths, because I like my classics.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Lili F. - Complete
A Family Tradition reviews
Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Month of May reviews
Though there's not much plot in evidence, it's an honest to goodness multi-chapter Jolliet. Set after TLC & totally disregarding TTP. After a gag gift from Foaly, Holly goes in search of Juliet, who is still mind wiped. Not as non-sequiturial as it sounds
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
Our Retired Explorer reviews
Ye old COMPLETED ! Sh22 fic about teamwork seminars, stolen luggage, murder attempts, devious plots, bad French grammar and a cavity inducing portion of fluff. Break out the bubbly kids, this baby's done like dinner.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Complete
The Possibility of Living Without reviews
Title pretty much says it all. After all, Holly is going to be around for around for quite some time. Oddly, however, came out as more of an Artemis POV. Not a romance, but not a buddy buddy story either. Feedback adored. When isn't it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Tales From a Far Away Land reviews
Collection of AF ficlets on all sorts of things, most of whom tend to be bittersweet. Newly updated le gasp! Jolliet this time, because I've always wanted to write them. Critiques always appreciated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Better Things reviews
A short ditty about Ashitaka's little sister as an adult, looking back on her brother.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Complete
Shattered Glass reviews
A wee collection of vignettes about the HDM characters after the end of The Amber Spyglass. New chapter is at the beginning just to make it confusing. Mostly sad, mostly about love and loss, but hey, so where the books! Enjoy m'dears.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
What I Would Give You reviews
A series of short vignettes set both during and after the War of the Ring; the thoughts of different characters on life, love, happiness, pain, and, above all, sacrifice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2003
My One and Only reviews
General musings about his ship what else! and the freedom she brings him, done by none other then the wonderful fop, Captain Jack Sparrow. Hopefully not as ridiculous as the title/summary make it out.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Please Sit Down reviews
A group of unrelated vingettes about everyone's favourite yardie. Just general snippits of her life.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2003
Window Pane reviews
A short 'missing scene' ficlet. Ram Dass's feelings on leaving India and a bit of Sara's musings.
A Little Princess - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Sister reviews
A crossover with the series Artemis Fowl, newly moved over from said book's section. Set after the 2nd book, Holly runs into unusual family problems when the Goblins move aboveground.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Complete