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Joined 10-15-07, id: 1399198, Profile Updated: 12-18-07
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, and Mediator.

Hi. I'm a girl. Who wishes she was a vampire.Hence the 'vampiregrrrl' thing. (Who is also now looking for a Beta. So. Ya know. PM me. PLEASE. my budding stories need to be tweaked to perfection!)


No, from what I hear, the self-control takes hard work and patience. I might put in the work, but i'm seriously lacking in the patience department.

But i'm down with blood. And the xtra senses. I'm one of those people that think we should've been born with, like, claws or something. I mean, everything hurts. Is that fair?

But life isn't, I so know. So i'll suck it up.

Well hi again anyway. I got caught up. Okey-dokey. I'm back now.

So, me. What can i say about me? Not much. Though i wouldn't like to hear what other people will say about me.

Not that i'm an evil bitch or anything, i'm just. . .a little. . .eccentric.

And i might be bi-polar. But i'm absolutely normal apart from that.

Back to the normal part of me.

Okay, well right now, i'm currently attempting to steal a girl's soul-mate, which isn't working out too well.

Cuz, you see, they're kinda in love.

His name is Edward, from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Isn't he just sigh-inducing?

Those eyes. . .that brain. . .faints with perfection of Edward

okay. i've run out of things to say. I DO talk ALOT. like nonstop. But i don't type as fast a s i talk. so this is kinda tiring. Okay, we shall move onto INTERESTS.


Twilight Series-Stephenie Meyer
Mediator Series-Meg Cabot
Sweep Series-Cate Tiernan,
Uglies Trilogy-Scott Westerfield (Hey, did you know that there's another book after Specials in the Uglies trilogy? It's called Extras. I wanna read it when it comes out.)
Harry Potter


basically, if it's Meg cabot, im gonna pick it up without reading the back at the bookstore or whatever.
the ONLY sciencefic would be the Wrinkle in Time Series. Cuz it's good.
i read basically all the Artemis Fowls. but wait. that's sciencefic too, isn't it?
Anything Christopher Pike.
Ditto Stephen King
Ditto Mary Higgins Clarke.
And John Grisham or James Patterson.
Basically, If you wanna buy me a book for my b'day, you'll be safe with something supernatural or gory-ish.

Speaking of gory-ish things. Did i mention I love horror movies? And that, unfortunately, whenever I watch suff like SAW and Resident Evil and stuff, I don't get the slightest bit scared?

Please tell me if this is normal. Cuz most of the time when my friend is, like, cowering under her sweater or whatever, i'm laughing at how funny it was when he beheaded whoever. I think the horror movies lately are seriously lacking the fear factor. I mean, Come on. If there are people laughing during -wait, no, that's just me.

ohhhhhh. I think i'm starting to understand why mommy look at me like 'Who the hell are you' sometimes. Maybe that's why there were people in the house asking me funny questions yesterday. . . . . .

You can put the straightjacket away now, I'm back. And very sane thank-you-very-much.



Well. . .You know WHAT? iT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. who cares if i'm sane? Or bi-polar? The only thing that matters is that I keep writing stories you guys enjoy right? Who's with me?!

I wanna read Interview with a vampire, but if mom sees it, she's gonnna kill me.

Does that tell you something about my age?

Okay.On to tv.

Blood Ties-lifetime
Moonlight-ABC OR NBC or something
One Tree Hill
Gossip Girl
Family Guy-Stewie is just so frickin' funny.
South park-the 'suck my balls episode is my favourite.

That about my tv quota for the week.

By the Way. . .

Has anyone seen thirty days of night yet? Or beowulf? I soooo want to. Angelina Jolie looked soooooo sexy-ful when she like emerged from the pool-like think in the goldish thingie.

Yeah, I'm just soooo literate right?

I play piano, i'm in about Grade 6, and in desperate NEEEEED of an actual piano. (I have a 6octave keyboard rite now)

I play tennis and i'm, quite good, if i may say so myself.

I dance: Tap. I'm not the best in the class, but I enjoy it.

Oh, and if you throw me into a pool, I won't drown.

I only wish I could draw.

And occasionally attempt that wish before going back to that belief.

well, not many really. just some popular songs and so on.

and Muse, My Chemical Romance, some Greenday, Occasional Slipknot, Placebo, Lifehouse, Marjori Fair, Blood Hound Gang, ACDC, American Hi-Fi, so on, and so forth.

Oh, and i figure i'll be writing some Twilight fanfic. I would do mediator, but i figure most of the ideas have been VERY played out.

Ummm, I know that most of my stories are, like, centered around sex, but don't worry, I'm not a nympho or anything. Those are just the ideas that pop up.

Yeah, I should say I'm so sorry when I don't reply to all your reviews, and I appreciate them SO MUCH! but I normally just say a general thanks before my new chappies.

And so sorry if I don't update as often as you'd like me to, And I don't update as often as I'd like to either. But there aren't enough hours in a day.

That's all for now. See you in cyberspace chicas!

And, um chicos too i guess, if they, like, read my stories.

OH! and EVERYTHING I write Is disclaimed to Stephenie Meyer cuz I'm kinda forgetful, ya know?

Ceee ya!

Yes, I do realize i'm making my profile much too long, and no one will read the whole thing, but I figure they'll read the part before the stories if a certain word catches their eyes. A word called:


See? I bet you're reading now. This is what pisses me off. I write a long-ish story called trying, and i get 7 reviews. But I write a short story with 'sex' in the title-yes, sex talks with Edward, reviewers, i'm glaring at you- and i get 57!

This is great. And I thank everyone for this so much, but why don't we try to even out the reviews a little? Try 'Trying'? Plz?

It's just as pervertedly funny as Sex talks, but makes Edward a little happier. It's even about Sex! Just a little later in the story. Like a chapter in.

Which brings me to something else. When everyone is looking for fanfics to read, do you know that when something has Sex in the title, they are almost guaranteed to read the summary? Than if the story sounds mildly interesting without the word 'sex'?

I've come to a shocking, disturbing realisation. It's not only the guys! We're ALL NYMPHOS!!!!


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The Daughter Of by Esmerelda01-is-Esme-Brett reviews
2011 Update! I know, I can hardly believe it either. Its a fluffy, hilarious excuse the lask of modesty chapter that didn't really fit into the story timeline but I couldn't bear not to share it. Meanwhile, it might buy me some time to try finish it?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,867 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Fire and Ice by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 263,705 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
100 Edward and Bella Themes by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
100 drabbles and stories from the POV of Edward and Bella. Fluffy and romantic [ExB BxE, EdwardBella]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8268 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Odd Couple by The General G of K reviews
A collection of oneshots and vignettes focused on odd or rarely seen pairings in the Mediator Universe. Because sometimes, SuzeJesse & SuzePaul, get a tad tiring.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007
Couples Therapy by iluvcarlisle reviews
This is a series of lemony one shots all the couples from Twilight and New Moon will be included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8425 - Favs: 7,629 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
gotta catch 'em all! by Esmerelda01-is-Esme-Brett reviews
Oneshot for Stark-Raving-Lolly's 'testosterone piosoning' comp. Paul and Jesse, scrappin it out . . . POKEMON STYLE. Suffice to say, I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Use Your Vampire Speed by CullenLove reviews
Edward and Bella's first experience of sex! Sweet, hot and steamy! [ Outtake of story 'Blood Berries', but you don't have to have read that to read this ] RATED 'M' FOR A REASON !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Bet by yayme2012 reviews
PostEclipse:One shot:companion to Do You Remember: Bella and Edward make a bet about who will jump on each other first... Mostly fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward's Dark Night by vjd reviews
Eclipse spoilers! The night Bella said goodbye to Jacob, and her love for him, was a difficult night for not only Bella but Edward as well. These are his thoguhts and feelings on that night as he held his weeping angel close. Read and review PLZ! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Bella's Wedding Day by Heartbroken1 reviews
POST ECLIPSE! Bella's big day has finally arrived. What happens when an old friend comes and stirs feelings she thought were gone. WARNING...if you don't like Jacob, you won't like my story. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer rocks! The people are hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
A Single Orchid by Doree reviews
I couldn't let it happen. I couldn’t lose. Not after everything that’s happened in the past couple of weeks, and all that’s at stake in the present. I wouldn't let her win...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
One Night at the Beach by onenight reviews
This is just a piece about Bella and Jacob spending an evening at the beach. BElla has decided to amend their freidnship. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Rolling Stone by Nice Hayley reviews
Random musings from Paul, inspired by a song on the radio.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005
For My Sins by Havoc reviews
Jesse's POV on why he's been treating Suze differently after their first kiss. Set during Haunted.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
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Sex Talks With Edward reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Dischord and Confusion reviews
My late entry for Lolly's 'Once Upon A Shadowland' challenge. Suze is trapped in wonderland.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008
Dressing Room RAPE! reviews
Bella's a vamp, but unmarried. Here's the intriguing tale of how she stole Edward's virginity, the most precious gift a girl has to give. But he's not a girl, so what the hell? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
Animals reviews
“It’s not that we enjoy your possessions, Edward. We enjoy the sex, plain and simple. Wherever we choose is the most plausible place for,” he looked at Alice suggestively, “Our latest. . .fantasy. Or, simply the closest, most comfortable place.” Jasper an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Anything You can Do reviews
My entry for Lolly's 'Testosterone Poisoning' comp. Jesse drinks, Paul flashes, And Suze stammers. R&R!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Petition reviews
There's a petition going around Forks. About Bella. AND her fiance. Anyone care to sign?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
Trying reviews
About Bella and Edward's wedding and the 'trying' Bella's last human experience that comes after. With a little bit of a complication in the middle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007
Fight or reviews
A classic fight between our two favourite shifters. When Suze fights with Paul, sometimes it's hard to keep her cool. . . R&R!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Razorblade reviews
Oneshot,after Edward left. Sometimes the pain is too much. . . you just need to escape, concentrate on something else, a different pain. Bella's one day of letting herself be overcome by her pain.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
All the Time In The World reviews
Hi, this is a mini one shot about when Edward changes Bella. Short and Sweet. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete