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Joined 10-15-07, id: 1399313, Profile Updated: 07-27-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Nineteen Minutes, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Numb3rs.

I haven't been on here for so long, I was absolutely horrified when I saw my profile. Ugh.

My name is Lena, I attend a small college that looks like Hogwarts, and I guess I'm technically an adult now or something. Weird.

I like math and owls. That's pretty much it.

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Standing in the Shadows no more by Vampire of the Bloody Rose reviews
Hey, Guys this is the Vampire of the Bloody Rose. And this is book 2 in the Standing in the shadow series. If you like book one then you must read book two to see what happens next to Ritsuka and Seimei and the rest of the gangs.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ritsuka A., Seimei A.
Naruto Dusk by GemKnight reviews
Naruto's got a big Secret, can Kakashi figure it out, and if he does, what will it mean for Team Seven, and what does it have to do with Akatsuki and Itachi and the tailed demons? Secret is out in Chap 5.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,986 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Whosoever Loveth & Maketh A Lie by Svelte Rose reviews
Standing before her, she knew without a doubt he was most definitely real. A living, breathing, thinking being. Tom Riddle. Dark Wizard. All she had to do was put the fang through the cup.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
100 Fic Challenge by NoneButNim reviews
Chistophe/Gregory, mentions of Gregory/OC and mentions of Christophe/OC. 100 drabbles. Contains; slash, language, and gore. Rated T, subject to change.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Christophe, Gregory
Odds and Ends by NoneButNim reviews
A collection of tidbit fics. Dip, Greg/Mole, Creek- anything. K-T. Fluff, angst, lemons, you name it. All you gotta do is ask. Rating may go up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Damien, Gregory
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Moments Like These by Kyuunen reviews
Nine flashes of existence in nine drabbles. Bits and pieces in the lives of Nathaniel and Bartimaeus. BartxNat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
The Secret by I-heart-kakashi reviews
Life is full of difficult decisions. When Kakashi meets an abused boy with a dark secret, he must choose the path he wants to take. Love or money. It's not long before his world is turned upside down. AU Kaka/Sasu... warning: Contains Lemons! Rape! Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,454 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What the Wind Brings by GrudgeSnake428 reviews
Sometimes you lose things in the wind. Other times you get them back.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Kunzite/Malachite, Zoicite/Zoycite
Always by xCecilex reviews
Ritsuka is 15 and much more secure with his relationship with Soubi, but his mother could ruin all that. Soubi is determined not to let anything come between them, including new and old enemies, Ritsuka's father, and the unthinkable. Lemon later.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,812 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Epiphany by the lie written in ink reviews
Craig has an epiphany. CREEK! YOU KNOW YOU WANT. D:
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Valentine's Is Soooooo Worth It by NoneButNim reviews
Craig has never been the romantic kind of guy, ask anyone, I would know. Creek Fluff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Seven Nights by PersianLady reviews
My collab writting story with Moonwitch1. Hinata ran away from her home when Neji tried to rape her, but can Kiba and Shino give her the warmth and security she really hope from them? WARNING, Threesome, Yaoi, NC, Violence, Language, Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
As Strange As They Come by NoneButNim reviews
B/J, J/H Slash Everyone knows that the Joker is obsessed with our favorite Caped Crusader. What happens when that obsession turns into more? What happens when the Joker decides to pursue the vigilante? Trouble ensues. Rated M for graphic scenes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
What Studying Leads To by GrudgeSnake428 reviews
Why studying with a computer in the room is a bad idea.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Letting in Evil by Michelle Berger reviews
Satan will give Damien anything he wants for his sweet Sixteen, and Damien wants Pip Pirrup. However, Damien's presence slowly tears away every good aspect of Pip's life, driving Pip to the breaking point and back. [Damien x Pip] [BDSM warning]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,179 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Pip P., Satan
Forget Me Not by animeangel665 reviews
Ritsuka never wants to be forgotten...but what if he wants to forget? Just when Soubi is almost able to get a love confession out of Ritsuka a team named Helpless shows up and makes Ritsuka question how he feels for Soubi and...the Loveless fighter unit?
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007
Finding Love in Hidden Places by exposedHEART reviews
Ritsuka has just started to stay the night at Soubi's, which Soubi is definitely pleased about. Ritsuka will soon start picking up on Soubi's different attitude. Rated M for later chapters. SoubixRitsuka [I do not own Loveless.]
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007
Standing in the shadows by Vampire of the Bloody Rose reviews
Seimei is back. And he is determinded to get Ritsuka back no matter what.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Seimei A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
Fridays by elemesnedene reviews
Friday afternoon therapy with Severus Snape. Totally random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S.
101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life by elemesnedene reviews
Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated “M” for foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
In Need of Glue by Michelle Berger reviews
It seems everyone is having love trouble in the little mountain town, and Kenny is the one that can piece them all together. However, Kenny has problems of his own. [Kyle x Stan] [Butters x Tweek] [Kenny x Pip] [Cartman x Wendy] [Kenny x Damien]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,900 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
A start by Selene69 reviews
hinted sukaSei Just alittle oneshot about the before Seimei died. Just a guess.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Perpetuam Memoriam by Daphne Dunham reviews
Memory is a fickle thing: For Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape, for instance, it has the power to both destroy and rebuild their love. ADSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
When It Rains by animeangel665 reviews
He loved the rain because no one could see his tears. Oneshot. Character death
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Anything by animeangel665 reviews
Yuiko would do anything to see Ritsuka smile. Oneshot
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Love, Chess and Horcruxes by Walter the Wizard reviews
Dumbledore recovers Voldemort’s Horcrux and almost dies, and Snape puts himself at great risk to save him – but the ending is happy [although Professor Flitwick doesn’t think so]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Where Father Lies reviews
It's their after their father's funeral, and Don's and Charlie's conflicting religious views face off. No slash or anything of the sort. Rated T for somewhat darker themes.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Warmth and Kisses reviews
Nathaniel refuses to let Bartimaeus keep him warm, so Bartimaeus thinks about the good old days with Ptolemy. Warning: Some spoilers and implied Bartimaeus/Ptolemy
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Seven Days reviews
Peter's been in jail for a week; he's going out of his mind. Warning; MAJOR SPOILERS. Don't blame me if you read this and realize that you haven't gotten that far yet.
Nineteen Minutes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Window Ledges reviews
It doesn't take long for Sirius to find Remus on a window ledge..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete