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Thanx much to fer shur.

Funny story.

So I was in Prescott a while ago visiting some of my friends. We're doing a twenty questions thing and I'm like "..soo. Where were you born?"

And then he goes (in a COMPLETE MONOTONE) "Stalker."

I must be stupider than I thought because I say "Where's that?"

Yeah, he's never going to let me live it down.

Well anywho.

I'm Mary. But you already knew that, didn't you? :O

I'm fourteen Yay.

Hmmm. Books are love.

Quick Faves;;

Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympian series thing, (OMFG IT's GOING TO BE A MOVIE. HURAHH.) Twilight INCLUDING Breaking Dawn, Charlie Bone, Gone with the Wind, and whatever. I can read anything you throw at me except Junie B. Jones. I HATE THOES BOOKS WITH A PASSION and they deserve to be stepped on. Inkheart, The lion the witch and the wardrobe, Uglies, Children of the Lamp.

Movies: Hm.. The Forgotten, The Game Plan, Thumbelina, Finding Nemo, Robin Hood, Beauty and the Beast, Monsters Inc., The Lion King I and II, basically anything Disney, Ever After, Quest for Camelot, Princess Bride, Pride and Prejudice, Enchanted.

People: ME. =D

Food: BLTs, Subway, Steak, Fruit Salad, Potatoe Salad, Caeser Salad, Italian Dressing, Mangos, Peaches, Strawberries, Hamburgers, Pickles, Non-Raw Onions, Corn, Chicken, Pineapple, Cottage Cheese, Strawberry Cream Cheese (on a bagel), Sunny Side Up Eggs, Boiled Eggs, Chocolate Doughnuts, Mini-Crullers, Shrimp, Crab, Broccoli, String Beans, String Cheese, Oranges, Clam Spaghetti, Sunflower Seeds, Lucky Charms, Pops, Busby Tacos (old family recipy), Pecan Pie, Stuffing. Yes, I eat a lot. No, I'm not huge.

Things to Do: Read, Bug people via the phone, use my E-mail, write, sleep, eat, play basketball, cook, ski, abuse my cat... (I'M KIDDING. I wouldn't do that to him. He's... just really really annoying and sometimes I dream about him being like the cat on Hocos Pocus that can't die and I like chuck him out the plate glass window and it breaks and he dies and then comes back to life and I do it again. And again. and again.)

Music: Tonight - FM Static, most Andrew Lloyd Weber, David Archuleta, ABBA, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, George Straight, Kenny Chesney, JONAS BROTHERS!!, Switchfoot, Jamie O'Neal, Blue October, Sugarland, Katy Perry, Leona Lewis, Chris Brown, Weezer, Secondhand Serenade, Gavin Rossdale, JOSH GROBAN!!, you get the idea. I don't really listen to rap all that much.

People: First and foremost, my family. I wouldn't be anywhere had I been with anybody else. Friends. Taryn Colette. My reviewers. You guys are rockin. DAVID ARCHULETA. My amazing Beehives.

Things I Hate

1. The Junie B. Jones books. They deserve to be put on a bookself to collect an inch of dust and then be thrown out.

2. Backstabbing jerks.

3. People who refuse to see your side of the story.

4. FLAMERS! They suck big time! I mean, seriously! I'm anti-flame. Because honestly... To just tear someone's work apart through a flame? That is seriously sick and shallow all in one. They must think that somebody is going to like it because honestly people would they put it up if they didn't? If someone flames, that's just hitting below the belt. And to flame is not to give constructive critisim! Okay? Constructive critisim is like, "Oh that's a really good idea! I recommend using a Beta, though. And suchandsuch isn't really that realistic, but that's what fanfiction is supposed to be about!" as apposed to... "OH MY GOSH This story sucks big time it's a waste of time why don't you just take it down

5. People who hate Jacob Black. (Okay, so that's kind of an oxy-moron. As I've said that I hate him before.) But I don't hate him, hate him. I just don't really like him with Bella, because honestly, folks? He deserves somebody better than her. Or should I say... somebody who is better for him. Because Bella is cool and everything, and I love her, but she belongs to Edward. If she was ever to be with Jacob, it would be like she's only going into it with half a heart. And that wouldn't be fair to Jacob, now would it?

6. People who judge you. After all, who has the power to do that other than God?

7. The movies Neverending Story and Jim Hensons Labyrinth. They're just so weird.


These are my stories that I've written, am in the process of writing, or thinking about starting the process of writing them. Enjoys.

Waiting in the Wings; My amazing JxB story. It's about Bella and how she gets changed under different circumstances. Right. You're immediately bored, I can see that. But give it a shot. Please. For me. Will go back to BxE Now Complete

Waiting in the Wings II: Eddikins (O_o) is back. So what happens? In Progress.

Don't Take the Girl; I'm working on re-writing it. Slashing plot lines, fixing dialogue, that kind of thing. Yay me. :-D hiatus


Inigo Montoya: But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
Miracle Max: Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
Inigo Montoya: Humiliations galore!
Miracle Max: That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job. - Princess Bride

Rackle-Fackle! - Bric


"I'm dead, right?" I moaned. "I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie." - Twilight

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant (?)

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek what they sought. - Basho

Mr. Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!
Kat: Well then, tell them I had a seizure. - 10 Things I Hate About You

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." - Harry Potter

Moving bush! WHOO!- Bladebeak, Quest for Camelot

"When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate." - Top chef Raymond Blanc

I will simply deny you the crown and... live forever! – King Francis, Ever After

Henry: Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?
Leonardo da Vinci: As a matter of fact, I do.
Henry: Well then how can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them, are they really the one for you or do you only think they are? And what happens if the person you're supposed to be with never appears, or, or she does, but you're too distracted to notice?
Leonardo da Vinci: You learn to pay attention.
Henry: Then let's say God puts two people on Earth and they are lucky enough to find one another. But one of them gets hit by lightning. Well then what? Is that it? Or, perchance, you meet someone new and marry all over again. Is that the lady you're supposed to be with or was it the first? And if so, when the two of them were walking side by side were they both the one for you and you just happened to meet the first one first or, was the second one supposed to be first? And is everything just chance or are some things meant to be? - Ever After

Young Gustave: You look like a girl!
Young Danielle: That's what I am, half-wit!
Young Gustave: Yeah, but today you look it! - Ever After

"An enemy will turn around and stab you in the back. A true friend will stab you in the front. " - IDK.

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a looser in aluminum foil." - IDK.

Rafiki: What? Kovu, Kiara together? This is the plan? Are you CRAZY!? This will never work! Oh Mufasa, you've been up there too long, your head is in the clouds! - Lion King II

Timon: That's not a king. That's a fuzzy maraca! - Lion King II

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Wow! Is That Really Bella? by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
Edward never returned in New Moon, Now 70 years later he’s engaged. When the family goes to Barcelona on vacation Edward may be in for a HUGE surprise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Second Glance by The Scarlet Sky reviews
He's always glancing her way, but I'm the one fighting for his attention. Why can't he see past her, and just give up on a lost cause? I'm here, Mike. I've always been here. Jessica's POV. Mike x Jessica oneshot, with some Mike x Bella and Edward x Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Raining Hammers by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Third place winner in Irish Froggy's THE MIKE CHALLENGE. Mike has a plan to steal Bella's heart. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The Vote by i love zuko reviews
We all know Edward left Bella in New Moon. But what if Bella never jumped, and somebody else decided that he had been gone long enough? ExB...I'm sorry it doesn't make much sense, but I like being vague in my summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
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Waiting in the Wings II reviews
Bella is comming back to Forks. She is still agonizing over Adaline, and Angela refuses to let her return to Pennsylvania. Why, Bella wonders... Sequel to Waiting in the Wings. Read that first. Title subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
Waiting in the Wings reviews
Bella didn't jump alone. Edward hasn't come back... yet. Mid New Moon. Not like other cliches, you won't be disappointed. Sort of a mix of JxB and ExB. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,467 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Don't Take the Girl reviews
Renee never left Charlie, so Bella lives in Forks with her parents. The story begins when Bella and Edward are seven and eight. [ Not very good at summaries. Please RxR! It will get better. I promise. ] Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007