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Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Cheering in Forks by LewistheTurtle reviews
Edward is being punished by the principal for pranking Mike Newton as a dare from Emmett while Bella is visiting her mother in Florida. What will be Bella's reaction when she finds Edward like THAT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Bella's Thoughts by softball-chica reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
The wonderful storie book of SUPER JASPER! by LethalxLilly reviews
Jasper has finally went of the deep end. But who cares? As long as the barbies keep coming, and the camels keep moving. Rated: Beef, for serious brain damage. Author of Dear Mr. Diary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The One Mistake I Didn't Make by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella and Emmett rent a house for the summer, and it just so happens to be across the street from Edward and Rosalie's. Bella and Edward get close, and Emmett and Rosalie make a big mistake. So will everyone realize they are with the wrong person?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,279 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Revenge Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward gets revenge for what Bella did to his baby. You should read Death Of The Volvo first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Death Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Bella is tired of Edward's obsession. She decides to take things into her own hands... Along with some explosives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Twilight bloopers by SillyBella101 reviews
ok it scenes that i took from the books and switched them around to be funny sorry i suck at summries i dont own anything Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Going Bananas! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Twilight goes topsy turvy when a mysterious force reverses some forces of attraction...forcefully...written for yayme2012's BellaXBanana challenge. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Twilight Diaries by RedPandaYay reviews
Each of the Twilight characters has a diary in which they write! Teehee this could turn out to be quite fun! MUAHAHA! Okay, so read it and POST A REVIEW! Thankies!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007
Dear Aunt Jane by LlamasRule17 reviews
Jane answers ure Twilight questions. My good firend DucksRule71821 inspired me with this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Bella's Naughty Secret by evelovesadam reviews
When Edward comes back early from hunting one weekend, he finds Bella doing something very naughty. its really not that bad, honest, its just funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Chat With the Pack, Cullens, and BELLA by SleepilyHaunted reviews
EDWARD YOU TOUCHED BLACKIE! uh oh Eddies in twouble NO MAKOVERS HELP ME I'm a barbie Girl! randomness HYPERMAINIA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2007