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Joined 10-16-07, id: 1399519, Profile Updated: 08-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for LXG, and X-Men.

Dictated but not read.

Kurtz has been writing fanfiction since the tender age of ignorance, and owns a smattering of random names throughout genres and sources, author to many a story acclaimed. Unfortunately, Kurtz's tendency towards abandonment leaves many disregarded, with promises of continuance that will never be heeded, despite the author's indignant, self-preservative assurances. It is not on purpose; Kurtz is flighty, and has attachment issues.

"I'm going to try hard this time." Is the proclamation; scribe will remain mum on the subject.

What prose Kurtz manages to write, between time being indolent and time being lazy, borders on Purple. Any poetry is inane, with nonsensical, Eliot rhymes and themes. Kurtz explained to me once it was because poetry comes as vomit, and is as in control of such verse as said bodily sewage's color and occurrence.

It was not a very pleasant conversation, and I have not eaten tuna since.

Such nonsense themes spill into other aspects. Kurtz favors The Mars Volta and Coheed and Cambria, as well as other music that is fantastic, lyrical gibberish with pleasant, if confused harmony. Kurtz enjoys the art of Salvador Dali and Andrew Wyeth, though in regards to the latter, Kurtz adds with an emphatic jab, "Only the half finished ones; the ones they don't sell prints for."

An afterthought: "The bastards."

Above all Kurtz is a lover of literature, both for amusement and insight. Among the much celebrated, personal collection is a stack of Flash comics and nearly every Stephen King novel, most notably the ones with giants spiders and bears and towers that defy logic. Kurtz defends these with a fervor that has, in the past, escalated into the homicidal.

Here, as well, are Kurtz's personal idols: Henry James, Algernon Blackwood, Joseph Conrad, to cite the least well known among a forest of Stoker, Dostoyevsky, Stevenson, Miller, Wells, Steinbeck, Verne, Rand, Orwell, Wilde, Carroll, Golding

(I will stop here, lest the reader find listing dull)

In the cinematic, Kurtz is very hard to please. Contrary to the previously described characteristics, Kurtz will not enjoy a movie unless the plot is perfectly logical and free of clichés, and is accompanied by apt acting and believable dialogue. It is for this reason that Kurtz is not often in attendance at the theatre. In all, Kurtz most often enjoys dramas and supernatural suspense, with the most favorable, currently, being Pan's Labyrinth. The exception to the above rules is the genre of comedy, and in said genre, Hot Fuzz is king.

Kurtz, like every other author publishing copyright infringing material on this website, aspires to be an author, and hopes to one day write works both entertaining and embedded with philosophies that, in a few words, are the product of a collective, controlled sort of madness (or so Kurtz muses).

With that final thought, Kurtz has become quiet and reflective, and is partaking in the long-loved habit of nail-biting. I will take this opportunity to thank you for your patience, and invite you to read and, hopefully, enjoy.

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Snippets of League Life: Before and After by Thalaba reviews
A series of glimpses into the lives of the characters in LXG. Ratings will range between T and M. They are not strictly canon but that's the fun part of fanfiction. Warnings for: sexual content blood play violence.
LXG - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/28/2006
Mysteries of the Empire by wicked-n-lazy reviews
The League must divide upon order of the Government- half of the team must investigate the disappearance of a young girl named Alice in London while the others investigate a case of paranormal activity in Sussex.... Sequel to 'When Tables Turn'
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,190 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/15/2008
Immortal Longings by Thalaba reviews
I have immortal longings in me."--Shakespeare. Mina knows why Nemo has invited her to Lincoln Island. She truly wishes it wasn't the case. Written for Of Kurtz!
LXG - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Mina, Nemo - Complete
Wan and Needful The Needful Things Remix by The Last European reviews
In London, Mina spends the last of her excuses.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
All That Glitters Is, In Fact, Gold by Brunette Inc reviews
[one shot] This world, and all within it, bow before the idols Aphrodite, Goddess of Beauty, has set upon this earth. I am one such idol, and so grand the sacrifices laid at my feet.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Definition of Invisible by Lesatho reviews
ModernAU In a modern day world, Skinner muses on what it truly means to be invisible.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Introductions by Lesatho reviews
OneShot. Jekyll and Hyde have just been brought aboard the Nautilus, and Jekyll finds it hard to imagine what he's in for.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
New Moon by Jordanna Morgan reviews
After their first mission, the rededicated League copes with internal conflicts and the search for a new sixth member.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Jekyll/Hyde, Mina, Sawyer, Skinner - Complete
Lost and Found by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Skinner helps Jekyll find something he's been missing.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Jekyll/Hyde, Skinner - Complete
Shards by Miss-Smilla reviews
PG15. The final chapter. The final showdown. A victim, a captain without crew, a burning man, a corpse and the betrayed and betrayer they are, each of them, isolated, abandoned and alone.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Complete
All In A Night's Work by That Random Becca Person reviews
Aided by Jekyll, Hyde battles a monster--and himself.
LXG - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004
Shindo by WonderWeasel reviews
He wasn't supposed to miss him when he's gone, and what's a Jekyll without his Hyde?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/24/2003
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What If? Children of the Atom reviews
AU fic. Xavier and Magneto never existed, never exposed the world to the reality of genetic mutation, and never drew their respective battle lines. Alone and without guidance, how will the children of the atom survive?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011
Solus reviews
Greed, naiveté, vengeance made them anomalies, brought them together to ally without loyalty or trust. Alone, their antecedents could prove to be their ends. Currently on hiatus.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,597 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007
Photographs reviews
A series of vignettes about the members of the League; for my fic exchange with Thalaba.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jekyll/Hyde