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Joined 10-16-07, id: 1399699, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Mortal Instruments.

Hello!

My Names: tkerv. I added the extra v's for dramatic effect.

Gender: Female! And VERY proud of that fact.

Age: I'm legal.

Features: I have long dark brown hair with the odd random natural highlights; dark green eyes with a brown star surrounding the pupil; porcelain skin tone; too tall, really; lavish, naturally rosy lips; long, dark eyelashes; straight teeth; ample breast; and am proud to be voluptuous!

Race: Hard Core Caucasian.

Family: I live with my mom and step-dad. I have two half sisters and a half brother, two of which live with my biological father. I also have a multitude of hill-billy and rude/stubborn family members.

Personality wise: I am the following (in no particular order): Outgoing. Loud. Super friendly. Dramatic. Sarcastic (almost always). Control-freak (sometimes). ADHD. Very possibly OCD. Smart. Extremely stubborn. Caring. And smiley!

Location: I live in the South, but plan on moving to the North for graduate college.

Hobbies: I love reading, writing, singing, and acting! I like to sketch, and write musicals in my spare time. I swim, occasionally. And unless you count watching whole series on Netflix, I don't think there's much else to me!

Favorite Actors and Actresses: Actors: Alex Pettyfer. Aaron Johnson. Jared Padalecki. Aidan Turner. Ian Somerhalder. Jensen Ackles. Chace Crawford. Logan Lerman. Adam Brody. etc. Actresses: Lenora Crichlow. Brie Larson. Rebel Wilson. Anna Kendrick. Anne Hathaway. etc.

Favorite Authors: In no particular order: Rick Riordan. C. S. Lewis. Debbie Viguie. O. R. Melling. P.C. Cast/Kristin Cast. Cassandra Clare. Shannon Delany. Marianne Curley. Becca Fitzpatrick. etc.

Music: I am going to college to sing Opera professionally. I do sing most genres, though.

Accomplishments: I can speak and understand French. I sing Italian, so I understand some of that, too. I know how to write in Ancient Greek. I know a few phrases in the old Irish language, Gaelic. I know, strange, but true. OH! And I am quite fluent in English, if you haven't noticed by now!

Dreams: Near future: Going to Juilliard or Boston Conservatory for graduate school. Sometime in the future: Acting in movies, writing books, directing movies, singing at the Metropolitan Opera in New York/Boston and other countries, Broadway, etc.

Announcements: I've been a long hiatus. I may end up finishing some of my old stories, but other than that, I may try my hand at a few one-shots.

Here are some pasted things! Enjoy!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

"Character is what you are when no one else is looking."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse." Famous Last Words

"So... you're a cannibal." Famous Last Words

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." Jim Carrey

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."

"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."

"Every fight's a food fight when you're a cannibal!"

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's (almost) impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

the one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

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The Language of Love by the crow god reviews
Enter talented, demure music student, Annabeth Chase, who dreams of becoming a great violinist, one that will be immortalized. She meets the enigmatic and brilliant Percy, her mute professor despite only being two years her senior. They share an instant chemistry, but she struggles to deal with Percy in all his bitterness and silence. Can she love a man that can never say it back?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,680 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Wolf's Law by the crow god reviews
Annabeth is the rich, smart, popular girl with the perfect life, but she secretly struggles to meet her mom's expectations and once she's diagnosed with terminal cancer, her perfect life crashes down upon her. Percy is the school loser and social outcast. They suddenly develop a bond, but can it survive social disparity, illness, and romantic attachment? Winner of AU Phoenix Award
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,085 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Love not what you are by Sparkie3222 reviews
Charlotte finds herself in a bunch of trees thinking how the rain tastes of roses, and as she turns to go back she finds herself in a place she thought was a fairy tale. Her and Peter better be careful what they wish for.. Hurt, comfort, romance, fantasy.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Peter P.
Morning Light by Akicks reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn, the family heads back to school. This is the story of Nessie and Jacob, their blooming relationship, new friendships, and of course, vampire problems! standard couples, rated for safety. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Lives Change by everybodyloveslupin reviews
Sienna Collins chick i made up Alex rider, one night at a party, they meet fall for each other but then the unthinkable happens, will they survive.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/29/2008
Unexpected by trembleformybeloved reviews
It all started with a fight, then a dare, a game of twister and a kiss. Sudddenly, a full blown spring break romance rapidly blossoms in the hearts of Jacob Black and Nessie Cullen. This is their story. M for crude humor, language & sex. UPDATED 8/30/09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,885 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Discovering Jacob by Anita Reese reviews
She liked that – possessing something. It gave her this new sort of power. She felt confident. She placed her hands in his shaggy hair and attacked his mouth with her plump lips.- Nessie starts high school with Jake in her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Teardrops On My Guitar by Mrz.EdwardCullen reviews
Bella&EdwardHaveKnownEachOtherSinceTheyWereKids.OneDayEdwardTellsHerHe’sInLove.WhenBella AsksWhoHeSaysHeWillGiveHerAClueEachPeriod.BellaIsHeartbroken,WhoDoesHeLove.WhoIsShe?What SheDoesn’tRealizeIsThatAllTheCluesPointToOnePerson,Her.AllHuman. E&B/EM&R/A&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toys of the Gods by AGreekMyth reviews
Percy and his friends get all the glory... Well now that they're dead and its about 10 years into the future that should solve that. Come along to meet new friends, new adventures, oh and meet Eros and his little puppets, Teenagers. Mature content! R/R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008
Renesmee & Jacob: Two Star Crossed Lovers by MyMoon reviews
When he twisted around, almost violently, I gasped in a sharp breath of air.His face was imprinted like a tattoo behind my lids.My Jacob.What happened next was strange. Something clicked inside of me, deeper than the realization of my dreams being reality
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,935 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Mist by Verop reviews
What happens when Sally meets Posiedon? Well, we all know that, but what happened during the time they were together? Introducing, Mist. A rememberance of their romance. ALL CHARACHTERS ARE PROPERTY OF MR. RIORDAN. I OWN NONE OF THEM. Verop is back!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Annabeth's Point of View by NEPatriot97 reviews
Different parts of the Percy Jackson and the Oylmpians from Annabeth's point of view. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Shocking Love Life by wordsflowfreely reviews
This is about Annabeth needing a place to stay is NY! But camp can't be reach where will she stay instead? I suck at summaries xP please R R! T to be safe!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008
Poison by absentminded.philosopher reviews
Luke has been ordered by Kronos to poison Thalia's tree. But does he want to do it at all? Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Therapy For Losers by ChildInMe reviews
Mix in a few characters from PJO, a therapist, an arrest, name confusion, angst, and jackalope threats. What do you get? Therapy for losers! NOW NEW AND IMPROVED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Percy's life as an Olympian Half Blood III by Verop reviews
The third, exicting installment! It looks as if there is no hope any more, with Zeus in the stomach of Kronos, Nico a traitor, and Percy EVIL. But what will happen? You never know when Verop is the author! R&R! RIORDAN'S CHARACHTERS, NOT MINE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
Kronos's Diary by ChildInMe reviews
Kronos, our favorite bad guy in PJO, keeps a girly diary. Now what could be in this diary? The inside mind of what we once thought was a threatening villain.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007
Percy's life as an Olympian Half Blood II by Verop reviews
The Second Book! You've waited...and I reveal to you...the second book in the Life of Perseus Jackson!DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN PERSEUS JACKSON OR ANY CHARACHTERS UNLESS THEY ARE NOT MENTIONED IN THE BOOK
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007
It's About Time by absentminded.philosopher reviews
Annabeth falls in battle, and Percy is devastated. He receives a prophecy from the Oracle that will give him a chance to save his best friend. When he saves her, he realizes that there is WAY more to this quest than the Oracle predicted. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,746 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Exiled by absentminded.philosopher reviews
This is the story of how Zoe Nightshade was exiled from the Garden of the Hesperides. I used some parts from Percy's dream in TC, so I claim no credit for them! Rated T to be safe. Oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Aphrodite's Dream Come True by absentminded.philosopher reviews
It's exactly what the title makes it sound like
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Percy's life as an Olympian Half Blood by Verop reviews
Percy goes to visit his dad for two days. But with Posiedon talking in riddles, Percy thinks its time to call Annabeth, Grover, and Thalia to get to the bottom of this mystery that may very well cost all their dramachas...and lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Halfblood Havok by Slifrog15 reviews
When a boy named Percy Jackson saves me from my crazy, evil gym teacher, I learn that I'm more then just a regular 15 year old kid. I'm a Halfblood. A Demigod. A hero. But how do I fit in him and the Prophecy? Wouldn't you like to know.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2007
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Irrevocably Mine reviews
The team is out searching for any lost half-bloods, when they run into two powerful teens. Will Olivea and Ryan be able to overcome the obstacles they have been given? NEW/EDITED VERSION! Beginning is mostly the same, towards middle it is different! Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012
Our Weekend at the Beach reviews
What happens when Clary invites Annabeth and Percy to join her and Jace at Montauk for the weekend? You'll just have to read to see...! Caution: Smut, Lemon, Fluff, Language! Rated "M" for a reason!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012
Noticing Him reviews
What happens to 17 year old Renesmee as she develops in a chaotic home running wild with vampires and werewolves? will a new relationship sprout? JxR! lemons in future! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie