Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Mortal Instruments.
My Names: tkerv. I added the extra v's for dramatic effect.
Gender: Female! And VERY proud of that fact.
Age: I'm legal.
Features: I have long dark brown hair with the odd random natural highlights; dark green eyes with a brown star surrounding the pupil; porcelain skin tone; too tall, really; lavish, naturally rosy lips; long, dark eyelashes; straight teeth; ample breast; and am proud to be voluptuous!
Race: Hard Core Caucasian.
Family: I live with my mom and step-dad. I have two half sisters and a half brother, two of which live with my biological father. I also have a multitude of hill-billy and rude/stubborn family members.
Personality wise: I am the following (in no particular order): Outgoing. Loud. Super friendly. Dramatic. Sarcastic (almost always). Control-freak (sometimes). ADHD. Very possibly OCD. Smart. Extremely stubborn. Caring. And smiley!
Location: I live in the South, but plan on moving to the North for graduate college.
Hobbies: I love reading, writing, singing, and acting! I like to sketch, and write musicals in my spare time. I swim, occasionally. And unless you count watching whole series on Netflix, I don't think there's much else to me!
Favorite Actors and Actresses: Actors: Alex Pettyfer. Aaron Johnson. Jared Padalecki. Aidan Turner. Ian Somerhalder. Jensen Ackles. Chace Crawford. Logan Lerman. Adam Brody. etc. Actresses: Lenora Crichlow. Brie Larson. Rebel Wilson. Anna Kendrick. Anne Hathaway. etc.
Favorite Authors: In no particular order: Rick Riordan. C. S. Lewis. Debbie Viguie. O. R. Melling. P.C. Cast/Kristin Cast. Cassandra Clare. Shannon Delany. Marianne Curley. Becca Fitzpatrick. etc.
Music: I am going to college to sing Opera professionally. I do sing most genres, though.
Accomplishments: I can speak and understand French. I sing Italian, so I understand some of that, too. I know how to write in Ancient Greek. I know a few phrases in the old Irish language, Gaelic. I know, strange, but true. OH! And I am quite fluent in English, if you haven't noticed by now!
Dreams: Near future: Going to Juilliard or Boston Conservatory for graduate school. Sometime in the future: Acting in movies, writing books, directing movies, singing at the Metropolitan Opera in New York/Boston and other countries, Broadway, etc.
Announcements: I've been a long hiatus. I may end up finishing some of my old stories, but other than that, I may try my hand at a few one-shots.
Here are some pasted things! Enjoy!
"Character is what you are when no one else is looking."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse." Famous Last Words
"So... you're a cannibal." Famous Last Words
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris
"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." Jim Carrey
"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."
"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."
"Every fight's a food fight when you're a cannibal!"
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's (almost) impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
the one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
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