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Author has written 41 stories for IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, Crash Bandicoot, Rocky Horror, Monty Python, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Blackadder, and Nathan Barley.

Hola. I'm Emily, I'm 20, I'm in love, I'm studying English Lit at Sheffield Uni, and someday I hope to be a published writer. I may not be that great just yet, but all I can do is try.
And I did get to smoke weed while I was still a teenager. Score!

I'm sorry for my general inactivity on here lately, especially with regards to the Femme Boosh. I'm sorry for not updating old fics, and I'm especially sorry to subscribers of the Femme Boosh for not updating the archive regularly (not that much gets posted that can be added, to be fair).

I am madly in love with my fantastic ladypartner, Jen, who is the most wonderful, amazing woman I have ever met. We met through Boosh fandom, managed to have a whale of a time with each other at the wanksty Sheffield afterparty, met up again at the Book signing and then had a three hour megafan conversation without having anyone look at us like freaks, and not long afterwards we were head over heels. We're both slightly mad, we're both more than slightly strange, but we wouldn't have it any other way. I love her more than I can say in words.

I am pangender and a pansexual, or what could be called an androgyne, before 'androgyny' became a fashion term. I am an equalist and nothing more or less- I see all life as sacred, and believe in the soul and potential of every living being- animals, the unborn, the brain-damaged, everyone. I support the minority discriminated against for being different to the norm, and I resent the minority who discriminates against those who are different to them. I don't believe in gender, race, sexuality, marital or relationship status, wealth or age as definitions; I believe only in the individual, and the subtle yet clear similarities and differences between every single one of us.

I like to dress up as a male, but unfortunately, due to having not-particularly-masculine facial features and nothing to strap the Girls down with, I'm not all that convincing. Yet. My male alter-ego's name is Tristram Turambar. He's a gentleman. Though sometimes he does bear a fairly striking resemblance to the Nudge-Nudge-Wink-Wink man.

I am one half of a comedy duo called Professional Slash. We were meant to be performing on (and organising the entirety of, at the last minute) the comedy stage at a small music festival, but that fell through. Right now, we're relegated to open mic spots. But if anyone's going to Greenbelt festival this year, look out for us there.
We are proudly lesbian comic performers, because lesbians seem to be one of the few social groups that can be made fun of without consequence. This is not right. If people are going to make lesbian jokes, then it should be the lesbians themselves who make them, because at least then, we can treat ourselves with respect.

I am the Letters Editor of my uni newspaper, the Forge Press, and I am also the secretary for an organisation called SMILe, the Student Mental Illness Lifeline, which is run by my amazing friend Amy, and we're working towards getting the funding to become a registered charity. I also perform pantos and sketches with USLES, the University of Sheffield Light Entertainment Society. Our motto is 'immature dramatics'. Which is apt. I am officially the past year's 'funniest drunk'. Which is also apt.

My homepage link takes you to my defunct LiveJournal, where I used to write a blog mainly about the events of my life, and whatever happened to be on my mind at the time. I left LiveJournal for various reasons, which I'd rather keep between myself and the people involved. But I will be back. Someday. When I've done something amazing.
Maybe I should change the link... but there is something symbolic about keeping it. It's the one last tie I have, really.
I'm also on facebook. Which is one of those words that must only ever be said in a Geordie or Sunderland accent, because it sounds gawjuss.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=719229680&ref=profile
And if you're alone on a dark winter's night and feel lonely, or if you're just procrastinating over something else (hello!), or if, for whatever reason you might have to feel like doing it, you ever want to have a chat, you can add me on msn, at funktofunky@live.co.uk.

I'll write about whatever takes my fancy. It's not really a conscious thing, it's just a case of waiting for a good idea. I'm mostly writing Mighty Boosh right now, though I've dabbled in a few other fandoms, and I'd quite like to try a Gorillaz fic.
I used to be a Howince nut, and I still do like it, but there's such a monopoly of Howince fics that I am getting quite bored of it, and I prefer to write alternative pairings or underused characters, especially female characters, who are barely ever used in fics, unless they're crazed antagonists, which is a pretty degrading representation of women, really.
My current favourite pairing is Anthrax/Ebola, and I also adore Mrs Gideon and Saboo, because they are both enigmatic plethoras of unanswrered questions. This is why I love the lesser-written characters- you have so much freedom to put your own spin on them.
I used to make the majority of my fics very tragic, and there's still an element of that in there, but I've turned increasingly towards humour and romance lately, and even into the territories of fluff and crack (I will admit that I don't find all of it insufferable).

Anything else you want to know? Well...

The Redhead Revolution is still coming. But I good bored of waiting, and decided to dabble in less natural looking colours. Hello, flamingo pink.

I speak in a Brorkshire accent. In other words, the satanic hybrid child of Yorkshire and Brummie. (Well, I say Brummie, I'm from Burntwood, which is very close to Walsall, so it's technically more Yam-Yam.)

I adore the Rocky Horror Show, both the live and film versions. I find it sexually liberating, off the wall, and very beautiful, all of which can also be said for its creator Richard O'Brien- he's 66, and I so would. And I love Shock Treatment, which, even though Mr O'Brien himself claims not to like it, is one of the most clever films I've ever seen.

My musical idol is David Bowie, because he is a musical genius, and also gorgeous. My favourite album used to be Diamond Dogs, because the idea of a musical based on 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' is made of win, but now I prefer The Man Who Sold the World. It's got a creepy edge to it, and some of the songs, particularly After All, which is possibly my favourite song ever, All the Madmen and the title track are seriously the music of a divine being.
Despite this, music really isn't a huge part of my life, though. I tend to think of things visually, so I'm generally far more interested in people's tastes in films, and I'm more discerning when it comes to films than to music. I love symbolic films. Cinematography can make or break a film for me.

And then, of course, there's The Mighty Boosh, my fandom of choice, because weirdness attracts me like a supermagnet, and yes, this is getting to be a theme, but I am very physically attracted to both its creators. But if I had the choice of anyone from the Boosh, it'd be Rich Fulcher. Why? Because I'm a storgic lover, and I think we'd get on. Plus, he looks amazing in a dress. Happy now?

There are too many men up there. My profile needs to balance out. The woman of my dreams is called Jen. I would be lost without her.

I love Patricia Quinn. Foreverandeveramen. And Helena Bonham Carter. And Elvira. And Juri from Revolutionary Girl Utena, and Disney's version of Tinkerbell, even though they're animated.

Did you really need to know this? Probably not, actually. Do you care? My guess would, again, be probably not... but that's something you know better than I do.

Right, moving on from people I want to sleep with...

I adore the films of Guillermo del Toro, for their depth and intricacy and beautifully crafted storylines, and for their absolutely stunning visuals and imagination. Pan's Labyrinth is, in my opinion, the best film ever made ever. Terry Gilliam would be my other favourite director- I love the way he mixes wonderfully profound and relevant messages with gorgeously evil black humour. My favourite of his films is Brazil- it's poignant and it's Pythonesque at once!

Jen recently introduced me to Revolutionary Girl Utena, which I am now madly in love with. It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen, both visually and in terms of emotional impact. Fantastic music too. The length of it is quite heavy going, but it's definitely worth it. By the end, it does make sense, and the ending itself is truly wonderful. I cried. Watch it; thou shalt not regret. F'serious.

While I'm here, the reason I have no favourite authors is because it seems very... well, favouritist, really. And I feel that I've been on the wrong end of favouritism before, and whether it was real or just in my head (I was quite depressed at the time), it was a very unpleasant experience and I wouldn't want anyone to feel I didn't like them because they weren't on the list. Just wanted to let y'all know.

I HAVE NOT ABANDONED CHILDHOOD'S THIEF. I'm just very lazy and have been concentrating on my Boosh stuff. I do love that fandom.

NOTE: My poem, Goodnight, has been removed due to my decision to enter it into Aesthetica magazine's Annual Creative Works competition. I have saved all the reviews I received for it though- they still mean a lot to me, just as they did when I first received them (even the troll one). Thank you.

Without further ado, my future stories planned so far:

Untitled IT Crowd/Dracula mashup- Another old prompt. Richmond is Dracula, and Roy, Moss and Jen are his vampiric seductresses. Enter Douglas.

The Secret Hiatory of Two Girls With Disease on the Mind- How Anthrax and Ebola, under different names, obviously, met as teenagers and gradually grew on each other.

Untitled Crystal Maze crossover- Vince discovers that his dad is a certain strange and very sexy man going by the name of Reckless Rick. This will involve many lovely scenes between Vince and Rick; Mumsy and Auntie Sabrina getting (manaical, stalkerish) crushes on Naboo; and Howard and Bollo challenging each other to run the Maze.

Untitled horror crack- Vince becomes Nosferatu. Because if Fielding ever lost his hair, that's what he'd look like. You know that's true.

Dogfight- What, more crack? I know, it's weird. Anyway, in this one, Vince gets into a fight with Ziggy Stardust. There may or may not be mud-wrestling.

I'm Inside My Own Mind!- A look into the psyche of Bob Fossil. Juicy.

Stories which may or may not (looking increasing towards 'may not' right now) be written:

Untitled The Funk/an octopus crack- There's a reason for this, honestly. Trust me.

Untitled slave fic- A Howince AU where Howard is travelling with Bainbridge and sees Vince in a slave market, and buys him to save his life. Just goes to show that I haven't lost all faith in the pairing.

The Spidermonkey- Spider/Monkey. Yes, with het pr0ns. Because I've never done het pr0ns before. Unless you count that chapter in Childhood's Thief.

Remember the Radio Show- Moar of it. Songs which I plan to base stories on include "You Have Killed Me" by Morrissey, with an undecided third song, to form a sort of mini-series following on from the "Camera" songfic, and "Truly Madly Deeply" by Savage Garden (killer fluff). I'm also thinking maybe the Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Cabrow" or "On Mercury" about Naboo (I was lsitening to "Cabrow" and it struck me that it could me a Mike Fielding themetune in a weird sort of way), because I love minor characters, and they need some love in this series. All requests are of course very very welcome.

Untitled Spirit of Jazz fic- A Boosh fic in which the Spirit of Jazz is revealed to be a far more powerful entity than anyone ever thought, and he has Howard under his spell. Will include a return for Mrs Gideon (because I love her). But if anyone has any thoughts on whether I should bring back Francesco Ciriaco from The Secret History of Howard Moon, could you please PM me, cuz I'm not sure.
If I do choose to write The Secret History of Elisaveta Gideon though, that'll have to come before this one.

Untitled Boosh horror fic- Possibly to involve a situation similar to films like the start of 'Shadow of the Vampire' and probably a million better examples that I can't be arsed to think of, with the old hotel in the middle of nowhere, with no way of escape and something very wrong going on inside. This will probably turn out nice and slashy, with roomsharing, and claustrophobia, and lots of fear leading to need for cuddling.

Five Times the Police Came to the House of Jones- A Nathan Barley fic, which is pretty much explained in the title, from an old challenge on the LJ comm, Naked Skills Club. Anyway, I have three situations so far, about Jones' antisocial noise levels, stolen goods and squatting. I'm thinking maybe a bit about Dan vandalising the Trashbat office or something. PM me if you have an idea, I believe I am in need of them (please!!).

Stories that may or may not happen:

The Secret History of Elisaveta Gideon- Mrs Gideon's arrival in England, her less than happy married years and the eventual fate of her husband.
I was really getting quite into this, but it's pre-The Secret History of Howard Moon, so it sees Mrs Gideon's character develop from a largely unrecogniseable character to another largely unrecognisble character. It explains the fate of her husband, which is something I hold very highly in my interpretation of the character, but I'm not sure if the journey is worth it to get there. If Bob Fossil didn't make an appearance, it may as well be original fiction. And I'm not so sure it'd stand that well without the fandom link.
What do people think? Is it worth it?

Untitled Cloverfield mashup- Howard, Vince and Leroy, with Howard's parents and sister Ruth and her husband and children, caught in events very similar to Cloverfield... in Leeds.
It may not happen, in the end, but I really do want to write Ruth and her daughter. I'm just not sure it won't be derivative.

Untitled gender-swap fic- Let's just say that it wouldn't be anywhere near as comic or sexy as many such fics are.
I was having second thoughts about it because the tragic climax is quite personal to someone who, while I was planning it, I knew would read it, and I didn't want her to get upset because of it. Only now, I'm not so sure that she would. I don't know.

Stories that have been planned for ages, and even begun, in some cases, but which will more than likely never be finished:

Untitled sequel to Crashing Down- Several years later, various characters search for Coco, and there is a plot from Uka Uka. Riveting.

Untitled prequel to Crashing Down- Would just be an explanation of why Tawna comes back, where Crunch is at etc etc. Equally riveting.

Untitled Labyrinth fic- Would centre on Jareth, and explain what the hell it was that messed the Labyrinth up so much.

Hope you enjoy, anyways.

xxx

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Access All Areas by just jen reviews
Written for my darling Emily, who asked for a story about "Eleanor seducing anyone you think would have a funny reaction to it."
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009
Threads by electricskeptic reviews
Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Longest Night by just jen reviews
Anthrax/Ebola. Solstice-themed femslash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Staying In by just jen reviews
Anthrax and Ebola. Halloween. Femslash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Memories by JantoFan reviews
Vince goes missing, and a year later Howard starts talking to a stranger in a bar about him. No longer just a One-Shot! Rating upped to 'T'. Now complete!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,376 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Demon Child by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Vince's secret is revealed, and nothing will stop his demonic rampage? Or will it, is there any hope for the small man? is he all the demon everyone thinks? Will Howard and Naboo's help and risk be enough? Rated T for violence and swearing, may go up.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Through the Dark by brokenmoonlight reviews
After running away from home, Vince finds himself caught up in the world of prostitution. But will he ever allow himself to swallow his shame and seek out the one person whom he cherishes above all else?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,775 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Postcards from London by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Emily and Steph share a flat, and they receive a postcard from Emily's brother; Howard. Meanwhile, Lucie needs a break from her Business and Hattie wants to make sure she gets the break she needs and to see her brother; Vince - will only end in a party!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Bliss Of Another Kind by violence4 reviews
Bliss. A very weird kind of bliss. Not the usual kind from having your hair look good or playing electro music. Another kind." Love isn't always bliss, but Vince just can't seem to leave it alone.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,430 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
A Tragic Reunion by brokenmoonlight reviews
Steam enveloped him as he stepped onto the fluffy bath-mat, and for a moment, held in its embrace, he felt safe...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Jazz Lovin' by brokenmoonlight reviews
Set eight months after 'From London to New York'. It's opening night at After Dark, the hottest new jazz club in London, and Vince and Howard have done a little disappearing act.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Boosh Queen by chugirl2526 reviews
Vince lost his mother and works in the hotel owned by his father. One day, he meets and falls in love with a new worker, Howard. But an icy lady comes into town and steals Howard away. Will Vince journey through the four seasons to get him back? Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Witness by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince sees something he really shouldn't have and fears he may have put not only his life in danger, but Howard's too.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Howard's Odyssey by northernbullet reviews
Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Sweetest Kiss by brokenmoonlight reviews
Very short one-shot, all about a kiss. Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Love Games by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Conjurred up from a magical prompt I was given by sassy-saz! Very cute fluff lies ahead : Howince!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Touch by SparkieSchteff reviews
Imagine that everything you ever touched in your lifetime turned to glitter, how would you feel then? Boosh Fairytale, no swearing at all rated K . Just simple fairytale fun!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
AMightyCrowdedDarkplacedotcock by SparkieSchteff reviews
Centered around the Boosh, a bumper crossover including three other of my favourite shows. Disclaimer inside. Vince and Howard get a trainee, help capture an escaped goth and even visit a Darkplace. Rated M for Nathan Barley cursing just in case
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Four AM by violence4 reviews
Ultra loves four a.m. ... and Neon. U/N friendship and romance, mild-ish slash and nudity. Rated to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Hibernation by brokenmoonlight reviews
A mistake Howard doesn't know about leaves him devastated.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Nothing inside by SparkieSchteff reviews
No emotion rests on his face, nothing at all just a blank space." Angsty oneshot with no violent themes
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
You Have No Idea by JantoFan reviews
Same insignificant moment, two points of view.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Picnic basket by ButtonsMagoo reviews
What's a picnic without fluff?...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Life goes on by BelleVie reviews
Another self indulgent, angsty oneshot. Slight unrequited love. Guess whos point of view :P
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Morning by violence4 reviews
Finally they're together...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
La Ville de Romance by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard and Vince go on holiday to Paris and end up making a huge, life-changing decision. Majorly sticky sweet fluff. Minor sex scene.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Hate Me by violence4 reviews
He hopes his friend will know not to care. Yes, it's more surrealist angst from Violence.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Second Best by ultra-electrogirl reviews
okayy. Vince's POV. Set after series 3. angst and lots of it. although chapter 1 is like a contents list-y thing. you'll see why when you read the others. COMPLETED! and, GOD, won't I miss it! xxx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Haunted by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard had been oblivious because Vince had never, ever wanted him to know. But he should have known he couldn't hide his past forever.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
HATE and LOVE by ultra-electrogirl reviews
People say HATE is a strong word. But so is LOVE and people just throw it around. Especially if those people are Howard and Vince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
DayGlo Switchblade by electricskeptic reviews
A smile means somebody wants something. A tear means that they crave attention. A laugh means they want to be noticed. Neon/Ultra, slight Howard/Vince if you squint.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
No Pride by ultra-electrogirl reviews
Howard can't deal with the situation Vince is in. He needs a quick way out. WARNING: contains angst, angst, angst, suicide, drugs and more angst
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Dandelion by brokenmoonlight reviews
It's a stifling hot day at the Zooniverse, and something happens involving alcohol, a dandelion and a bit of tickling. You know it's just slashy, fluffy goodness.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Even Now by northernbullet reviews
Sequel/conclusion to "Phone Call" - read that one first! Howard guides Vince through the aftermath of tragedy. T for language.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Ultraviolet by violence4 reviews
A girl and her friend. Just another story of unrequited Booshy love, with a slightly more obscure pairing but nothing too weird! Discussion of femmeslash. Bad language, sexual themes, rated to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Without You by brokenmoonlight reviews
When He left, Vince fell apart. He broke a promise, but will Vince discover it wasn't really broken after all?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Jazz Maverick, the Mod & the Wardrobe by violence4 reviews
The flat is falling apart, people are vanishing, and Naboo's spells don't work. Could this have anything to do with the strange portal in Vince's wardrobe? A portal that leads to a very genius bedroom and two men with suspiciously familiar voices...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,790 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Phone Call by northernbullet reviews
One phonecall can change everything. Rated T for language.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Echo by shadowtheo reviews
Dizzy sequel. Vince begins having nightmares, and the gang readily go on the Zooniverse's annual away trip to a country mansion, that Vince finds scarily familiar. But with emotions and fears running high, how much is reality, and how much is illusion.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
This Christmas by brokenmoonlight reviews
I know it's the wrong time of year for a Christmas fic, but I really couldn't help it! Features injury, snow, shopping, fluff and a little bit of eventual Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Just another day by ShadowPlain reviews
Right. An attempt at angst. Dont kill me with nasty reviews or death threats! VinceCentered. PreZooniverse. Should be read as a standalone, as it is not related to my other boosh stories.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
The Mummy Boosh Returns by chugirl2526 reviews
Sequal to other one. Howard and Vince are still very much in love. But will their love last when they are transported to London, a very farmilar fmaily's home and the return of Imhotep. Slash, maybe some angst. warning character death in chapter 7.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Doll Face by violence4 reviews
You can't be pretty. You have to be ugly.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Crash by brokenmoonlight reviews
A serious accident threatens its victims with tragic consequences. Angsty, slightly fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
A Mod Sock? by ButtonsMagoo reviews
ā€œIā€™m Mod sock the fourth!ā€ Shouted a small union jack patterned sock. Mental little oneshot from my mind tank :
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
The Grand Piano by ButtonsMagoo reviews
The song played through the oak walls of the piano take him closer and closer to Him. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by SparkieSchteff reviews
Inspired by my art project for college, The 7sins reminds me of Vince seeing as he commits some of them. 7sins - 7chapters. 1st chapter contains reference to slash, not graphical at all. Rated T just in case. Disclaimer: I don't own! Barratt&Fielding do.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Missing by brokenmoonlight reviews
It's the not knowing that frightens him the most, and he can't even comfort himself with the knowledge that, maybe one day, he'll have his friend back and he won't need the jumper anymore.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
To Hell and Back by brokenmoonlight reviews
Follow up to 'The Demon of Love.' Something is slowly sucking the life out of Vince - will he able to escape the world of flames or will it break and consume him? For once, those he trusts the most might not be able to save him.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Lost by Alestrel reviews
Lost, a story in 6 parts charting a developing relationship. Howard Moon and Vince Noir. General disclaimer. Not mine, dammit. Pity that. Written just for fun. Not making any money, losing it, actually, and no copyright infringement intended.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Pillow Fight by brokenmoonlight reviews
An innocent pillow fight leads to something rather interesting... Howard/Vince slash - you have been warned!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Rip my jeans, not my heart by SparkieSchteff reviews
An angsty heartbreak story. Vince fancies Howard but Howard doesn't feel anything back except friendship. How will Vince cope? Rated for swearing
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Table By The Window by violence4 reviews
They've been sitting there ten minutes now. They haven't spoken once.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Broken Gap by Leonic0922 reviews
After the storm accidently broke the Gap, Noel and Julian are taken into another world, where Noel is in grave danger. Even when they seem safe, they are far from it. Can Julian save his best friend from an awful end? Might get violent, will try not to
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
The Ballad Of Cactus Jack by Isobel Morgan reviews
A 'Missing Adventure' script in which Howard becomes a prophet, Vince is jealous, and far too much is said about hair
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Demon Soul by SparkieSchteff reviews
Sequel to Nightmare Demons. There's something strange going on with Vince and it's up to Naboo to save him with his Shaman ways. Rated T for possible violence. Hopefully not as graphic as the first.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The Deflowering of Howard Moon by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard and Vince finally get it on. Fluffy, sweet and slashy one-shot. There is smut, so you probably shouldn't read if it offends you, although I don't think it's that bad!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
TLC by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard breaks his ankle because of Vince's aversion to cleaning. So, how does Vince intend to make it up to him? Mild slash. Not connected to my other stories.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Get Inside You, Boy by Culumacilinte reviews
As Howard sleeps one night, the Spirit of Jazz comes to him with the intention of having a little fun with his most hapless of devotees
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Moulin Boosh by chugirl2526 reviews
Mighty Boosh X Moulin Rouge. Slash. Howard Moon, a penniless jazz musician and writer unwittenly falls in love with Vince Noir, the star courtesan from the Moulin Rouge and finds himself fighting for Vince's affections with Dixon Bainbridge, the Duke.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Nightmare Demons by SparkieSchteff reviews
Howard Moon is always being saved by Vince, this time the tables have turned and Vince is in need of saving instead. Can Howard save him from the demons that have trapped his friend in his own nightmares? WARNING: Bloodthirsty, violent and scary. Rated T
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Dizzy by shadowtheo reviews
AU. Howard and Vince met under different circumstances, and Bainbridge is in the thick of it. But why exactly is he keeping Vince upstairs with a strange portal and a pony? A dark and dangerous adventure will shroud them, lets hope they get out safe!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
12 days of Christmas by SparkieSchteff reviews
This is 12 days before Christmas, each day Vince recieves a gift from an anonymous person. Who could it be sending him Christmas cheer?Fic contains fluffy scenes, not hardcore slash just cute fluffy fun to get you in the Christmas spirit!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Why Vince Hates Jazz by cookiemunster reviews
When the present becomes too much like the past, can Vince save his friends and free himself from his ghosts?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,163 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
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Hey Girl, Where in the World? reviews
Gender-swap. Vince and Howard must remain as women until Naboo can return them to themselves, and Vince gets into some trouble. First chapters are humorous, tone will darken afterwards.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
He's a Vamp reviews
Douglas has computer issues, but the enitre IT department seem to have vanished, along with anyone he sends down to find them. Affectionate mashup with Dracula.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
To Her Dark Mistress reviews
A series of 300-word Anthrax/Ebola drabbles, telling a longer story. Based on the Angst table from the LJ comm drabble123. Title may change, because I thought of it on a whim. Rating may also increase.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Boosh Treatment reviews
Sequel to Booshy Horror, based on Shock Treatment. Howard is sent to a mental hospital while his rather suspicious doctors turn Vince into a new media sensation.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Emily Writes Charlie reviews
My attempts at Charlie stories. Basically, creepy parodic childrens' stories featuring everybody's favourite lump of anthropomorphic bubblegum. Beginning with 'Charlie Pierces His Own Face'.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009
Boys Who Like Girls Who Are Boys Who Are Girls reviews
Written for a prompt on LGBTFest on LJ.Moss accidentally ticks the boxes for men and women on an online dating site, and after having gone on a date with an Alex, he still can't quite figure out which category Alex belongs to. Moss/OC of indeterminate sex
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
The Eve Before the Day reviews
Rather late Chrsitmas fic, set during chapter five of my fic The Secret History of Howard Moon. Teenage Howard spends Christmas with Mrs Gideon and her lodgers. There is squalor, sherry, a little UST, general unconventionality, and not much else.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
In the Dark reviews
A series of twenty Howince drabbles, exactly 300 words long, based around the theme 'in the dark', from the drabble123 community on LiveJournal.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008
Porcelain Fangs reviews
Birthday fic for Bryony. Anthrax and Ebola go home after the fiasco at Vince and Howard's flat. They spend the evening together instead. Anthrax/Ebola. Rated M for a reason.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Remember the Radio Show? reviews
A series of songfics, all different genres, situations etc etc. Each one will be completely different to the others.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Dead Man Walking reviews
Birthday present for Jamie. There's an accident outside a club. Vince is cold and bleeding, with no breath and with no pulse... yet he's not quite dead...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
In Heat reviews
Jones has too much energy, and Dan is too hot to do anything about it. Dan/Jones. Rated M for a reason.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
The Secret History of the Former Prince Saboo reviews
From Saboo's beginnings as a slave in Virginia in the eighteenth cenury, through his discovery of shamanism and pursuit of immortality, to encountering Naboo and on to an as yet unspecified ending.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
God Bless You, Please, Mr Moon reviews
AU, based on the film The Graduate. But with more smexy, and plenty of kink. Vince is a slightly disillusioned model come home from his first big show, when he is seduced by a friend of his parents, the alluring Mr Howard Moon...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Previously Posted Elsewhere reviews
5 old fics, pre-Remove Before, that I was too scared to post here at the time. Proof of why you should always practise with oneshots first. The 1st 3 sort of follow on, and are my fave kink. 1st is only T-rated, the rest definitely M. Last stretches that.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Et Cetera reviews
Jones finds himself in a pretty nasty situation while trying to stand up for Dan. Jonatton/Jones. Rated M for a reason.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Boosh reviews
A good ole Boosh fairy tale. Vince, a displaced boy princess, is threatened with an abusive marriage to restore his family's honour, and has to find his true love to save himself.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Childhood's Thief reviews
In the summer of 1979, a year after the show, Eddy's brother returns, and changes a few things. Rated for underage sex and ofage group sex.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
The Booshy Horror Show reviews
Another in the recent tradition of crossovers, the Boosh does Rocky Horror. Featuring lots of slash and almost every pairing imaginable. And lots and lots of blatant silliness.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,365 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Secret History of Howard Moon reviews
At last! Howard's life from his fifteenth birthday to pulling Vince out of school to work at the Zooniverse. Will depart heavily from series 3 canon, and rated for such unsavoury themes as TEEN PROSTITUTION.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,424 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Remove Before reviews
Howard comes home to a very unusual sight. This is rated M for a reason.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Charlie reviews
Why was Vince writing about Charlie anyway? What was he doing hiding in a zoo having stories written about him? Could be this.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
In Memoriam reviews
Follow-up to What You Weren't to Know. Life goes on in Peru, while the events that led Howard to go there in the first place are playing on several people's minds.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
The Most Awful Family in Hollywood
The movie deal with Faye Dunaway has worked out, so the Garibaldis are on their way to Hollywood.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008
Hello Again reviews
IT Crowd/Hello Friend crossover. Reynholm Industries begins to use Praemus units, and only Moss realises how much danger everyone is in.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
The Ballad of the Balladeer reviews
Blackadder 2. Edmund has trouble with the balladeer, and Baldrick... doesn't.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
What You Weren't to Know reviews
A fourteen year old Peruvian boy meets an unusual shaman and finds out about some skeletons in a preverbial closet. Warning for sadness.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Friends and Lovers reviews
Set between series 1 and 2. Bored of waiting, Vince goes to find Leroy, but it isn't just Leroy he finds in a compromising position.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
The Secret History of Vince Noir reviews
Vince's life from a fouryearold French aristocrat to a ragamuffin on the streets.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
When the Boundary Breaks reviews
Vince and Howard's solitary thoughts some time after Party. I don't think it's really spoilery. Some bad language, so I'll up the rating if anyone wants me to.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Three Words reviews
Richmond knew what Denholm thought of him before anyone else realised. Richmond/Denholm.
IT Crowd - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Man in Light Blue Trousers reviews
What was going on in Leroy's head when he took Howard's trousers? Not what Vince thought, anyway.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
A Reason for Separation reviews
I've just realised how innapropriately serious the title is. Anyway, it's why Vince and Howard were living separately to Naboo and Bollo in some of my other fics. Rated purely for angry Naboo's foul mouth.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Revenge reviews
Vince comes home in the wee small hours, and manages to get himself stuck through an upstairs window. Howard thinks he's been forced to watch annoying musicals one too many times...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Married on the Morrow reviews
Sequel to When You Came Home Late. Vince has agreed to marry Terry, but Howard is convinced that Vince is making a big mistake.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Shock Treatment reviews
Howard says something Vince is not happy about. There's only one solution: Shock Treatment.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Arthur's Plea reviews
Late in his life, when everything's gone wrong, Arthur goes to find the one person who might still love him.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The Last Picture Show reviews
Technically about the live show, but I thought more poeple'd see it here. The possible origins of Trixie and the Phantoms.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Crashing Down
A few years after the games, Crash is marrying Tawna, but his weding is bombed by a mysterious helicopter. With Tawna injured and danger afoot, it's up to him to find out what's going on.Sorry for it being 1 long chapter, but it is split into chunks.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,072 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
When You Came Home Late reviews
Vince comes home with a boyfriend, and Howard muses on why Vince can't look him in the eye any more.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The List reviews
Moss does a very secret favour for Richmond.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
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