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Joined 10-17-07, id: 1400426, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Twilight.

Yeah, I torture my cat. So what? You can't look at this and tell me that this isn't cute. It was also Halloween - he had to have a costume too.

Dark and Wild

"Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle

"You KNOW something is wrong when your own twin brother thinks you're a whore." - my "adopted twin brother", Willy

"We're driving to Burger King, not Mexico." - once again from my dearest Willy, who I've now dubbed as the finest cook in our school


"When we're done, we should have angry sex."

"... ... ... What?"

"You heard what I said."

"I know I did. Don't objectify me."

- Bella and Dean from Supernatural

Put this in your profile if you have stereotypes. BOLD the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I go to COLLEGE, so I must be PRIVILEDGED.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I CURSE, so I must be UNCIVILIZED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I am an ATHLETE, so I must LOOK DOWN ON overweight people.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST ,so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser


Favorite Book: Breaking Dawn

Favorite Movie: Twilight, DUH!

Favorite Everything: TWILIGHT (except...)

Favorite Television Show: Supernatural

Future Husband: Robert Pattinson OR Jensen Ackles OR Jared Padalecki

Alright. So welcome to my world.


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Under Your Spell by twiXlite reviews
The Cullens, Hales and Swans are the oldest and most respected families in the small island town of Forks. What happens when the rest of the town discovers a secret they've kept hidden for centuries, threatening everything they've worked to build? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,034 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7057 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's A Mystery by Reader4Lyfe reviews
Bella has been beaten for most of her life by Charlie. He sends her away to a boarding school in Phoenix. Will she find someone to rescue her from her horrible nightmares and help her heal? Will she find love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,671 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 6,592 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Pond by ShinySewage reviews
Bella Swan is an 18 year old indentured servant in the 16th century. She is sold to the mysterious and wealthy Cullen family. What does she find out about them? and how will she and her new master Edward Cullen get along? OOC.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,666 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cover Your Flaws by Twilight.Eclipse101 reviews
Bella recently moved to attend Stephenie Meyer University, Edward is a major player. Can she influence him or is it him who influences her? Discover love, friendship and life. ExB. All Human. I know cliche but please give it a go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,256 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Protecting Him by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the only son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen. When his life is threatened Edward is sent to live in Forks where he meets some new friends that change his life in ways he never thought possible. But is he safely out of harms way? BxE Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,290 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Equilibrium by Callay1981 reviews
Takes place after NM, E and B are preparing for college, when Alice starts having visions of E becoming human. However,when this happens, B finds herself in a situation in which she has to protect him.Will their relationship finally reach Equilibrium?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,953 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ultimatums by rock'n'roll-princess reviews
Half vampire twins Bella and Nessie move to Forks with their adoptive father Charlie. The Cullens are intrigued. What happens when the Volturi unexpectedly tresspass to deliver an ultimatum? Can they change the corrupt Vampire dictators in time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Dreams by highonair435 reviews
Bella is an aspiring actress at Briarwood, a boarding school of the arts. She finally lands the role of a lifetime, all she ever wanted. But then she meets Edward Cullen. Will he show her that there's more to life than just a musical? ALL HUMAN R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,311 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
We Are For Each Other by BlackBerry88 reviews
It has been five years since Bella Swan has last seen her college professor, Edward Cullen. Years of unrequited love has left her inside a bitter and helpless shell. When they meet again, she is not prepared to revisit the past.Slight angst. ExB. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,412 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Business by Charlotte-Cullen-x reviews
Edward Cullen is head of a Corporate business in Seattle. What will happen when he interviews the beautiful Isabella Swan for his assistant? Will she impress him enough to get the job? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Harry Potter and the End of Illusions by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
PostDH-story maniped epilogue.How Harry moves on after the war,how he tries to find peace after seventeen tormented years, how he finds true love when his mind and heart are finally clear.When Darkness is Over, Light Ends the Illusions...Harmony COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wedding by herdanhar reviews
On the eve of her wedding day Hermione gets cold feet, she turns to Harry for help, and unknowingly this unleashes a series of acts that will make them realize that they are made for each other. Set after Deathly Hallows. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Truth about Hermione by lalababee reviews
Harry and Ron spend the summer at Hermione's house. While looking for Hermione's old perfects badge, the teens find a shocking revelation of Hermione's birth. FINALLY FINISHED! REDID chapter 7!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
The Violet Rose by Zukiesgal65 reviews
Hyugga Hinata has lived her whole life in the shadow of her cousin, Neji. She is a simple Kunoichi, with a simple dream. To win the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. How will she react, when her father tells her she's been engaged to a man she barely knows? -done-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,371 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
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Three Wrongs Make A Right reviews
Bella is a 32-year old single mom with a 15-year old daughter named Riley. She's had a very bad past with men, but when gentleman Edward Cullen comes, can he change that? When one of Bella's old boyfriends stroll into town, can he protect them both?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,320 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Listen to the Band ! reviews
Twilight goes to band camp, obviously. Bella goes to Anderson, Indiana to become a part of the Pride of the Irish Band and meets Alice, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, and Jasper. Merry Christmas, Pride of the Irish!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Outlawed reviews
Bella has been with the Volturi for over a century. When Aro sends her on a mission to scout out the Cullens to find traitors before their execution, can Bella save them? Is she willing to sacrifice her life to save them? Rated M, R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
Disaster reviews
The Cullen family heads out for dancing when it all turns into disaster. Is it the end? A One-Shot, post Breaking Dawn. NessxJake ExB... you get the picture. A preview for what MIGHT turn into a full FanFiction. Rated M for "suggested themes". Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009
Freedom's Magic reviews
Two slaves, Cassie and Theodora, are owned by a Carthaki spy placed in Tortall. When their master comes up with a fiendish plan to take over Tortall, will Cassie and Theodora go for freedom? Rated T for occasional language. READ AND REVIEW!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Tortall