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This totally creeped me out.

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, popcornlover453, The Living Enigma, Joseph33759, Trickster King Chaos, Black Durion, DarksinX91

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, DarksinX91

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Persisting Occurrences by HaltingPaces reviews
Bella had a secret that she never told the Cullens or anyone in Forks. Bella had cancer when she was seven and survived. Now over eleven years later it's back. The day she plans to tell the Cullens they leave her behind in Forks and break her heart. Two years later when she goes to Alaska for treatment, she meets another coven of vampires who have another chance at love and family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,396 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Bella, Tanya]
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 270,918 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 5,526 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Story by Dad by Dad9 reviews
A post HBP book seven substitute started well before DH. It is a HHr book. Ron and Ginny stay likable. I try to stay with the canon as much as possible and will eventually explain all actions and abilities. Please read the intro for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 145 - Words: 992,501 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,100 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
King Who Lived by cap red reviews
Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto: Makaze Mangekyou by Neotonix reviews
Shortly after becoming the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto is experimented on with cells from Uchiha Madara. Watch as Naruto learns to harness this incredible power and control the blackest winds with his new eyes. From the evil winds, the evil windmill blows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,913 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Fear the Dark by Dead Paw reviews
Voldemort ‘rescues’ Harry after he was 'abandoned' by his parents and his little sister. Awakening to a pair of yellow eyes in a strange place with the most feared Dark Wizard around, Harry wants answers. Chapter 8 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,575 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Gateway to the Soul by ncpfan reviews
She hated him at first, and was content to ignore him, just like the rest. Come and witness an amazing journey that began with a single moment of eye-contact. Watch as their mutual journey together becomes a love story for the ages! Naruto/Tsubaki - parent from very beginning of manga/anime, not Mizuki's girlfriend - FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,466 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Naruto U.
Fire's Angel by ManaMila reviews
Bella's involved in a tragic accident that leaves her homeless and orphaned. Years later she moves to Forks, a small town in Washington and meets a certain Cullen who changes her life. Femslah. T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,248 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Alice
Sacred Mark of The Rising Kekkei Genkai by Grimstep5 reviews
He was purged clean of his simple-mindedness and enlightened of his power. Out of the fires of liberation came a new Naruto. Namikaze, the purest blood; Within his eyes, lies potent strength and within his heart, his innermost demons. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,640 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry and His New Family by grugster reviews
Harry is getting abused by his relatives. When Snape and his wife find out about it, they adopt him. So now he has two little twin brothers and caring family to cope with. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 215,191 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Encroaching Frost by Andoryu-sama reviews
The ninja of Snow are on the move again, intent on fulfilling their agenda but what exactly does this have to do with one blond haired nin? Betrayal is ubiquitous and everyone seems to have their own plans, forcefully sticking the boy in the middle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,062 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter True Friends by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
After the battle at the Ministry most of Harry's friends leave him, who are still his friends? Partly compliant to HBP/DH. M rated for rape Chapter 15, and sex in 29. Chapter 100 uploaded. Thank You To Everyone Who Has Reviewed It - Story Is Now Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 295,073 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Your Savior from Slytherin, Daniella Greengrass by McSlick reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,830 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Rocks of change by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After having everthing he cared for taken away, Naruto listens to Kyuubi and uses his power to take himself and his dying love into the past. Can he change the future or will it stay the same. Naruto/OC, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,822 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Culmination by Lesingnon Bladewind reviews
A hero’s life is never easy, especially when his future shapes him even before his birth. But he shall rise above it, and so much more. For he is a savior, a legend, a culmination. And above all else…he is hope.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Naruto U.
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 10,864 - Follows: 4,941 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Naruto: The Legendary Shinobi by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Since the First Great Ninja War, kunoichi have proved themselves to be superior than shinobi. So in a modern all-kunoichi Konoha, Naruto will rise as a man amongst women and prove to the world that 'badass' is not sexist. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never Gone by EmmaSutton reviews
AU On Halloween, two of the Order of the Pheonix's most beloved members disappeared, leaving behind a son with an unusual scar. Fourteen years later, Lily and James Potter return, and shatter everything the wizarding world thought they knew. Canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Harry P., James P.
loss of a clan, gain of a family by Officer Dibble reviews
Naruto was abandoned by his clan when he was 4. Now 9 years later he is taking part in the chuunin exams and he finds that the clan is returning to konoha for gd. he removes his mask and shows them who he is. plz review my fics. ;p
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Edge of Tomorrow by Geor-sama reviews
At times of war things are done that should never be done. Research that should never be considered becomes practice. Now in a time when Daybreak is rising, desperate Shadows seek to kill what they created and a boy becomes a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,103 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Immanence by GiovanniSama reviews
On the verge of death during the destruction of his village, an adult Naruto retells the story of his life through his eyes on how he became the man known as the Kaze no Kitsune and of the three women who changed his life forever. Naruto & Yugito pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,998 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Black Vengeance by maidros78 reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry has problems trusting people, especially Dumbledore. When some Death Eaters trying to evade Voldemort make contact, he learns curious truths. Can he uncover why he was given to Dursleys? after OotP, AU, manipulative Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,224 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto Path of the Hanyou by Goliith reviews
What if Naruto met the kyuubi slightly sooner, and was trained? What if he damaged the seal and was changed by it? Well, here is my take on how things could have went if they happened Naruto-FemKyuubi-FemOC And two more that I've decided to work in there
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,225 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Hidden Dragon Clan by Aninene the Fox Demon reviews
What would have happened if Konoha's most elite Ninja force, The Dragon Clan, got involved in the events of Naruto. The tale begins at the start of the anime. NarutoxOC WARNING: First four chapters contain strong cannon!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 354,688 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto and the Shinigamis by HeartlessAngel48 reviews
After Naruto dies due to his final fight with Sasuke he becomes a Shinigami. Naruto then returns to Konoha years later watch how the whole village reacts as it's dead demon returns NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: No Longer Alone by blaze2rules reviews
Naruto has to rebuild his clan, but he doesn't know if he can. He finds out that a lot of girls like him. Which ones you ask, well read and find out. Rated M just in case. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U.
March of Strife by Helltanz98 reviews
A different version of I will Strive. Naruto is summoned back to Konoha by his Father the Yondaime after years of being away. He returns yet the leader of Onsen is hardly pleased by the summon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007
Path of the fox lord by Sharingan-hater86 reviews
at the valley of the end naruto lost but he wakes up to find himself in another place what will this world hold for him. naruto x inuyasha croosover pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Broken in the Way of Love by ObsessiveCompulsiveReading reviews
In a time of tensed peace, he was searching for his soul mate and when her found her... she was oblivious. Can Naruto gain her love before the clans go to war with...demons?Pairings: NarutoxOC minor SasukexSakura KakashixOC IrukaxOC R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U.