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Joined 10-18-07, id: 1401095, Profile Updated: 02-26-09
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hey all,

whoot, whoot to everyone out there who reads my stories!

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I CRY, so I must have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I DON'T TALK IN CLASS, so I must be ANTISOCIAL.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention..
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.

The ones that describe me are bold!
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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,847 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
white, surge red by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke does a bad thing. Everything changes, Naruto doesn’t care…but then, he’s got a different reason to live, now. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Surface Flaws by ineXpressible reviews
The invisibility started with one silly wish upon a star. At least Sasuke's doormat personality, Sai's attempts at matchmaking, and a mission gone wrong were all quite normal in the life of Naruto Uzumaki... Wait. What? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,874 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Transition Period by AthenaAlpha reviews
When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conviction by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by elveljung reviews
Life goes on after Sasuke's departure, except for how it doesn't. Three years after Valley at the End, Naruto is trying to mend broken promises, and Sasuke's just trying not to break. Mainly Narusasu. Dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 280,073 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Curse of the Red Vine Lovers by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
We’re cursed to be with each other for an eternity, Naruto. You’re going to have to get used to the kissing thing. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,235 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Division by Sugahlei reviews
R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2002
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Life Between Hogwarts Walls
Ever wondered why there's no sex in Harry Potter? That's because it's all in here. Everything you ever wanted to know about those that wander the halls of Hogwarts, all your favorite characters, as you've never seen them before. Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010
That One Summer reviews
Forced to take on several jobs over the holiday, Naruto finds himslf mowing the lawn of this snobby rich boy who can't keep his hands to himself. There is more than meets the eye though, some of it so raw you can't bear to see it on the surface. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,037 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bloom for Me reviews
Everyone’s got stories of their first loves, and I imagine mine’s not much different. Love and loss is the same for everyone, I think. Everybody looses themselves the first time. Sweet but serious Ino-Saku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Moulin Rouge! reviews
After a night of blessed debauchery at Paris' Moulin Rouge, Sasuke finds himself drawn back to the place by a pair of blue eyes. Thing is, he keeps hearing his father's voice in his head saying don't throw your life away dallying with a cancan dancer!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pull The Trigger reviews
COMPLETE Sasuke can divide his life into two periods of time, before and after he pulled the trigger, or, and this he thinks of very late when nothing but the dark is his companion, before and after he met Him. SasuNaru angsting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,003 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the snowy lands reviews
He sees past the blackness of my soul and loves me back, unconditionally. That’s already more than I deserve." Naruto comes to find Sasuke who has been waiting for him al along. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.