Queen Boadicea
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Joined 12-17-01, id: 140119, Profile Updated: 01-03-12
Author has written 26 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Angel.

My T-shirt reads "FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! ASK ME HOW!" I've recently taken up steampunk and the costume comes from Girl Genius comics online.

I'm plain and tall with dark hair and dark eyes. All else is subject to change without notice. I am melancholic with the air of Garbo in the right light and do a great Tina Turner impression. I don't write Spuffy stories. I don't care for the notion of Buffy and Spike together. If you read my stories, keep that in mind. Some chapters for some of my stories have been deleted. So if you want to read the naughty bits for those stories, please go to my homepage.

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Cas and the Cradle by dontcryMasha reviews
A quest for the Fountain of Youth goes awry and leaves Sam a little shortchanged, so Dean is forced into coping with the results. Turns out he's no better at being a dad than his own. Turns out Cas might save the day as he takes on a "mom role". My first SPN fic so be nice. Destiel. Mid Season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,925 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Mistakes Are Better When They're French by maraudersgirl47 reviews
Number One: Dean would definitely never appear on a soap opera. Number Two: Dean Winchester did not wear makeup. And Number Three: He was not gay! God, Cas, whoever was listening - Please get them the hell out of here. (Set around the French Mistake.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Stupidly Innocent by Gurrbill reviews
In which Castiel somehow gets involved with sex. He doesn't understand at all - and neither does Dean, apparently. Destiel. Rated M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Mission: Unexpected by Mistress Whimsy reviews
Sequel to The Unexpected Everything. Castiel is on a mission to blow Dean's mind without the use of his angel mojo. SLASH. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W.
The Unexpected Everything by Mistress Whimsy reviews
"Cas!" Dean gasped, still chuckling weakly. "You totally smote the lamp!" SLASH! Dean/Castiel one shot for Karma's birthday. : - D
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Unwell by SocksForDobby reviews
Severus Snape thought that his name was cleared after the end of the War, never thinking that the lifelong punishment of slavery handed to Death Eaters would be extended to him. Nevertheless, he was strong. He wouldn't break. SS/HP. Winner of DH award!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 89 - Words: 397,518 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Grounded by Mistress Whimsy reviews
Story 1 of the Earthbound Angel Verse. An arch-demon captures and tortures Castiel in an attempt to gain information on the whereabouts of the Winchesters. When Castiel refuses to speak, she gets creative. SLASH. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Jimmy N.
Overcoming Evil by RockyD reviews
Sequel to Accidentally Magical. Another apocolypse averted, Xander Harris begins attending Hogwarts. Will he enjoy a trouble free term, or will new enemies emerge?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Xander H., Hermione G.
Accidentally Magical by RockyD reviews
When Willow's progress comes to a sudden halt, Giles reconnects with a world he'd long since cut ties with. The result is something none of the Scoobies expected, but which will effect Xander's life profoundly.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,437 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Xander H., Hermione G. - Complete
See Spike by Niklarus reviews
When an author gets silly, strange things happen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Spike
A New Dawn by She's a Star reviews
A Camille fic. One morning while they're in the country, Marguerite reflects on Armand and being in love.
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2002
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The White Picket Fences reviews
What if Riley had stayed to help Buffy fight against Glory?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Buffy S., Riley F.
Life's a Bitca and Then reviews
Just a quiet conversation between former friends. Yeah, right.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2005
Coldmember, or Spike Meets Godzilla reviews
Spike encounters the mother of all monsters.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Buffy S., Riley F.
Ersatz reviews
Ever wonder about the genuineness of a soul? Here are my thoughts on certain odd things I've noticed.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Angel
Joyce Takes Charge reviews
What if Joyce found out about her daughter's nocturnal habits a little earlier?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,515 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Joyce S., Buffy S.
Warning Label reviews
Before handling tools, you should read the instructions first.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2004
The Future Ain't What It Used to Be reviews
Spike is given a peek at his future. What will he do to make it happen? Will he get the girl? And who gets that pesky Shanshu, anyway?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Spike, Buffy S.
Blink reviews
In the blink of an eye, Buffy changes a few things.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Buffy S., Angel
No Good Deed reviews
Spike is offered a reward for his sacrifice on the Hellmouth.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Spike
Spike Multiplied reviews
Spike is given chances to restore Sunnydale. Is he up to the challenge? This underwent considerable revision after the original posting.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.
More Than Words Can Express reviews
This is the sequel to "100 Words or Less." Buffy and Giles have to share a hotel room. What happens now? Hmmm...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003 - R. Giles, Buffy S.
100 Words or Less reviews
Dawn is feeling upset about R.J.'s treatment and thinks all men must be scum. Well, maybe not all men...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Buffy S., R. Giles
Immortal Coil reviews
After the destruction of Sunnydale, Spike faces his final judgment.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2003
Whose Shanshu? reviews
After Sunnydale is destroyed, Buffy tries to piece her life together. Can Angel help? And where does Spike fit in?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
One Clear Shot reviews
Buffy is given a glimpse at a horrifying future. Now she has just one chance of fixing things...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
To the Victor reviews
Spoilers for season 6 of BtVS and season 3 of AtS: This is pt. 3 of the "Humanity" trilogy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 9/20/2002
Uncle Sam Wants You! reviews
Buffy needs an army to fight the First. Who ya gonna call?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4/11/2003
Who Wants To Be A Vampire? reviews
This is pt. 2 of the "Humanity" trilogy. The Scoobies encounter a vampiress who wants to become human again--but Spike doesn't trust her.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 1/10/2002
End Run reviews
This is pt. 1 of the "Humanity" trilogy. After Buffy has sex with Spike, the Scooby gang decide to run circles around the Former Big Bad. Spoilers for season 6
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 12/21/2001
Tell Me Why reviews
Buffy faces off against a grief-stricken Willow bent on ending the world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/22/2003
The Shock of the Normal reviews
A vision from Cordelia sends Angel racing to Sunnydale to help a dangerously deranged Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 12/15/2002
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise! reviews
Warren turns the tables on Spike. Xander and Anya are unconcerned.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12/21/2002
What's That on the Carpet? reviews
Willow says something slightly different during her "Will Be Done" spell. Oops!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2002
Three Strikes, You're Out reviews
Season six general spoilers: Spike decides to play Peeping Tom, but somebody's watching him...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2002
Are You Still My Girl? reviews
Did anyone else think it really rotten that Buffy didn't have a date for Xander's wedding? I know I did.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2002
So This Slayer Walks into a Bar reviews
After the rash behavior Buffy committed with a certain bleached blonde, she has a talk with her friendly neighborhood bartender. You know, one of THOSE talks.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2002