Schmuzz
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Joined 10-18-07, id: 1401249, Profile Updated: 09-27-13
Author has written 11 stories for Portal, American Idiot, Assassin's Creed, Supernatural, and Prototype.

Hey, I'm Schmuzz. You might also know me on tumblr as well-okay-then, or, if you've met me in real life, possibly Jenn.

At the moment, my main writing project is the Supernatural fanfic Cheap Venetian Blinds - wherein the Italian mafia, 1920s, and a Russian Castiel ensue - this was actually inspired by this oneshot, Привет, любимый! (Hello, Lover!), written by moushkas. I have a thing for historical fanfiction, and I was graciously allowed to take on the basic idea of the story and spin it into my own mess. A few things have direct correlation (the mention of a tailor shop leads to Castiel being a tailor in CVB, for example.) So feel free to read this as a pseudo-prelude and give the author lots of love.

As an added note, if you're interested in Cheap Venetian Blinds and would like even more of an input into that world, feel free to check out my 'cvb' tag on tumblr (or click here) - it's full of nice screencaps, quotes that can give some insight to the mood of the story (or even some spoilers, if you're paying attention), a few historical photos, some status reports on the story in between the ridiculously long periods between updates, and even a few other miscellaneous pieces. But mostly it's just Dean in suits and me rambling in the tag lists. But hey - Dean Winchester in a suit.

I have some other projects on the back burner, and some oneshots may occasionally pop up, as well. I'm open to getting fic prompts on tumblr, too, so you could always drop me an ask if you're interested.

And that's roughly everything you need to know. Feel free to message me for any reason - don't be afraid to say hi! Or you know, not. I don't want to make anybody feel pressured. Hm.

With love,

-S

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The Crime of a Secret by Zavijah reviews
Castiel, a forensic specialist, finds himself shaken after a man breaks into his apartment. The new detective to the department, Dean Winchester, doesn't want Castiel to be left alone in case the intruder returns. Destiel, a kitten, and an ex-boyfriend(Casifer). AU!Human.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,953 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Time Skips by Soshite reviews
A series of sentences about the moments in the lives of Alex Mercer and Desmond Miles, both platonic and not-so-platonic.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Desmond M.
Wondrous Things by Melanie Athene reviews
The items appeared out of thin air over the course of several days. Coda to episode 7x21
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Playing With Danger by HaraKumiko reviews
Scout, along with others, is hired to fight mercenaries belonging to the company RED. But things aren't what they seem, and when he decides to find the truth, enemies become allies, and allies become friends... and maybe more. Eventual Spy/Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,941 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Scout - Complete
Summer Love by Justine Samulet Delarge reviews
Scent is a powerful trigger of sense memory. Sam breathes in the scent of coconut and spice from Dean's shampoo, and remembers that summer. Sam/Dean. This means Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Not Looking Back by Anti-canon reviews
Castiel has always been wary of his questionable neighbor, but what happens when he lets Dean in?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Tomorrow Was Not Dull by tanyart reviews
A younger Altair and Malik are thrown into the near future.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
The Brodex by Fairady reviews
What's a Brotherhood without a few rules?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
After everything is said and done, Desmond earned the right to sleep in a nice bed. But that might not be what draws him back.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
From Human to Machine and Back Again by MarquetteFan33 reviews
Short drabbles for the Wheatley x Chell pairing. Ten per chapter, fifty total. Human Wheatley, non-human, AU, canon, anything goes.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
An Example of Fleeing Stylishly by tanyart reviews
In which Malik and Kadar's first mission together involves annoying archers, bad French, awful plans gone questionably right, and an obvious use of a thesaurus.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Kadar - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Symbiosis by deactivated-yami reviews
Living in Manhattan was supposed to buy them time, but Abstergo gets better and better at tracking them. The group manages to find an unexpected ally within the ruins of Manhattan in one Alex Mercer, number one wanted terrorist in the US...
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Long Winter Nights by spoodle monkey reviews
Mornings are the worst because they are filled with hope that threatens to rise up and choke them until they're left gasping for breath they cannot find. Jimmy/Bo
Cursed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
The End Of Dustbowl by RadarRun reviews
Servers wear down. Subscribers lose interest. But what will happen in Dustbowl whenever Team Fortress 2 finally closes down?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010
Youthless by Melfice reviews
You are trying to find a place for him. AltairxMalik. SLASH.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Twentythree by TheDears reviews
It grows up. -drabble, slight AU.-
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Harry M., Heather M. - Complete
Urge by Mikken05 reviews
What was supposed to be a quick means to satisfy a need turns out a lot better on both ends. AlexDes. Warnings inside.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Frankenstein's Monster by Naniris reviews
As the game progressed, it seemed that Alex Mercer worried more and more if he was doing the right thing. In this fic, we explore how the mesh of thousands of minds molds his own.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/24/2009
Idle Hands by MissAnnThropic reviews
During the chaos of Lucifer walking the earth, Castiel searches out Dean. Spoilers for 'Lucifer Rising'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Folks Like Us Do It In DeLoreans by opalish reviews
Castiel has a cunning plan. It involves Ruby, time travel, and setting up house to raise the Boy King right. Yes. Gen crackfic of epic proportions, yo.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Castiel, Ruby
More Like Fate by Fantastic Pants reviews
First rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Second rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Third rule of… Well, you get the picture. After all is done, but never said, fate has never had it’s fill with Max Payne or Vladimir Lem. [hiatus]
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006
fingerprints by BisquickBismarck reviews
a mark that's unique to you. [hikaru.kaoru]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
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All the Pretty Ribbons reviews
1943: Dean is a soldier, Castiel is his ranking officer. So many things go wrong in wars.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cheap Venetian Blinds reviews
A young gangster named Dean Winchester meets the Russian immigrant Kastyiyel Krushnic - oh wait, sorry, Castiel Novak - and as it turns out, having romantic relations with another man in 1929 isn't the worst of their problems.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 179,426 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Less Than Ghosts reviews
Coda to 'Goodbye Stranger'. There were over one thousand copies of Dean Winchester in that room, and sometimes Castiel talked to them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Making Plans reviews
Dean Winchester is presented with an ultimatum: Either pass all of his senior classes, or flunk out of high school. But once he finds out his student tutor is Castiel Novak, he's willing to give dropping out a second look. And it doesn't help that Castiel feels the same way.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
First and Last Things reviews
To sum it up in a sentence or so...
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Till Death reviews
Instead of getting kidnapped or taken in by the Templars or Assassins, Desmond convinces Alex to join him in his life on the road, where they remain relatively happy for the rest of their days.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Affinity reviews
After The Outbreak, after James Heller, Alex is forced to admit that true understanding will always be out of reach; he will always be both more and less than the rest of humanity. At least until now. Because now, he may have just found The Cure...
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Nightmare Again reviews
There is a reason why he will not sleep.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Sitter for a Day reviews
Johnny decides to lend Will a helping hand and babysit. Jimmy is reduced into passive aggressiveness before eventually being tied up. M for language. Minor gayness.
American Idiot - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Johnny, St. Jimmy
Buy the Time reviews
Jimmy and Johnny come to the realization that February sucks. St.Jesus
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Johnny, St. Jimmy - Complete
Let's Call it a Day reviews
Sure, Still Alive is a great song, but GLaDOS is tired of singing it and Chell is tired of listening to it...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete