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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Me: Gabby (yay)

Lives: Somewhere in New England...

personality: (varies) I can be nice, sarcastic, funny, rambling and most of the time I won't make sense but thats okay!

favorite books: (in no order really) Twilight, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Series of unfortunate events, Charlie Bone, Mortal Instruments, Mediator, more but i cant think of em.

favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean(1-3), Cheaper by the Dozen, Jason Bourne movies, Batman(1-2), Spiderman(1-2 the last on was okay...) and Star Wars!!

Random Stuff~

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

(me and my friends)

me and Alissa on hil's cake show

Alissa:i fgured out about hilarys cake show

me: lol wats tat about

Alissa: a guy that makes cakes but really fancy expensive ones

Me: ohh

Alissa: ive seen it before but i didnt know it was called that

ME: hmm.. maybe awesomely expensive cakes?

Alissa: ya

Me: yesss maybe that

The Yes Mall!! (while snow tubing my cousin asked me what mall we were going to I couldn't hear her over the wind, so here's how that played out)

Hil- What Mall

Me- Yess

Hil- What Mall?

ME- Yesss

Hil-ARGGHHHHH

A Wonderful Friday Night~

Hil- Only the beautiful die young, and Emily, sweetie your immortal.

Emily- -_- (depression)

Walking to The Beach (in 40 degree weather mind you)

Kathleen- DITCH NICOLE!

Nicole- AHHHH everyone runs off

The Great Video Game (and hour before this quote. Hil and I looked for a video game at her mom's since we couldn't find it we assumed it was at her dad's...)

Me- Where's the game?

Hil- Heyyy girl I'm ganna be over there (hides in corner)

Me- Hey look it's the second one for PS2!! WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE PS2

Hil- Hey I'll be under this desk... (retreats under desk)

Me- 0_o I'm not going to hurt you.

(Emily after drawing someone getting hit by a car.)

Emily- ohhh Blake your soooo silly.

Hil- Whose Blake?

Emily- I don't know!!

Yo Momma Jokes~

Me- Griffin you can never use yo momma jokes against me and em.

Grif- 0_o why

Me- because we have the same momma so it just doesn't work.

Grif- (sigh)...

My Crazy English Teacher (on Romeo and Juliet!) ET= English teacher

ET- Shakespeare loves dirty jokes!!

class- ...

ET- So for the next hour I'm going to stand up here and explain to you his dirty jokes.

class- (groan)

ET- So don't mind me I'm just the perverted English teacher!

My Drawing (we had to draw a war picture for history class...) HT- history teacher

HT- Gabby who is in your picture?

Me- That's Fredrick!

HT- Well they're are parts of Fredrick all over the battle field!

Me- I know!

At The Dinner Table!

My Dad: I'm going to be working in Atlanta for the next few weeks guys...

Emily: 0_o Underwater?

Me: That's Atlantis Em...

Emily: Ohhhh

At My Cousins House!

Me: (sneaking around a corner to totally scare Hil)

Hil: (sneaking around the same corner to totally scare me)

Both: (Jump out, see each other and scream)

Chemistry Class!

Amelia: Gabby, how do you have a seizure?

Me: 0_o I think you just roll around on the ground...

The Parenting Hat!

My Mom: to my dad You can't tell her that!

My Dad: Pretends to take off an invisible hat, well I just took off my parenting hat so now I can!

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled: I've pulled a Max (multiple times...), a Fang (lol I love going this!), an Iggy (I walked into a door at the movies a while back... like and open door...) a Nudge (I do love to talk...), and an Angel (when I want to bug someone cough my brother cough I get really close to him on purpose).

Come and join the dark side.. we have cookies!

apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's either my mom or my dad, or my older brother Colin or my younger brother ho-Chan-chu. but I'm pretty sure it's Colin..

who ever says nothings impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

if you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

theres nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outrageous stifled laughter and had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed during a movie that was in no way intended to be funny and people started staring at you funny copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.


Labels: (that scare me)

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know


This is From Fang's Blog.

Yo,

I have no choice but to respond to this. Why? Because it's funny. Never underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

From Jess:

FANG.

I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS.

You answer other people's STUPID questions, but not MINE.

YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUDDY.

I'm just gonna comment with this until you answer at least one of my questions.

DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT?

No, mon.

DO YOU MOULT?

Gross

WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN?

I was raised in a cage. But I'm going to pick one. Um, no I'm not. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says, "Scorpio."

HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?

No.

DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ANGRY?

Well that's not really true...

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

Can you see me doing The Soulja Boy?

DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

Gazzy does.

DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?

No. Again, no.

DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR FEATHERS?

I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?

There are a bunch.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?

I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

Max, when she showers.

DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?

Not really.

IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?

You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so.

DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?

Doesn't everybody want to be secretly hugged?

ARE YOU GOING EMO CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE'S POWERS INCLUDING YOURS?

Not the Emo thing again.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Anything hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More bacon. Toast.

DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

See above.

DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?

Dudes don't die inside.

DO YOU LIKE MAX?

I like a lot of people.

DO YOU LIKE ME?

I think you're funny.

DOES IGGY LIKE ME?

Sure.

DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?

No.

IS IT ABOUT MAX?

Ahh. No.

IS IT ABOUT ARI?

Why do you assume I write depressing poetry?

IS IT ABOUT JEB?

Ahh.

ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?

Clearly, no.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

A Dirty Projectors t-shirt. Jeans.

DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

NO FREAKING COMMENT.

DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?

Could I not find that comment personal?

DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?

Yes, cheap ones.

DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?

That would make it hard to see.

DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?

Huh?

DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?

Mmm, Vampires.

ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?

Uhh...

WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?

Uhh...

WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?

Yes.

DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?

No.

ARE YOU EMO?

Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE EGGS?

Yes. I had them for breakfast.

DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?

I love eating. I list it as a hobby.

DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world?

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?

Eeek!

HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE 'OMG' AND YOU WERE LIKE 'D:'?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?

He's okay I guess.

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?

Definitely.

CAN YOU COOK?

Iggy cooks.

DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?

I like to eat.

ARE YOU LIKE, A HOUSEWIFE?

How on earth could I be like a housewife?

DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL?

My inner turmoil is like an inner Taurus which is like an inner Klein bottle which is like...

WHY DON'T YOU POST PHOTOS ANYMORE?

We just did.

WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR DRAWINGS ANYMORE? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD.

DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?

I'm unda the stars.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE?

Sure.

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?

TV

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

Totally.

OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

Yes.

CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?

Iggy beats me, sometimes.

DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD?

Not really.

ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?

I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.

Fly on,

Fang


Disclaimer!! (applied to all stories in case I forget!!) I Don't own Maximum Ride or anything else copy righted!!

Babble!

OK this is going to be a maximum ride fanfic, probably humor/general. basically the flock is still at Max's mom and Nudge sets up a talk show and decides to interview a few of the flock. maybe 3-4 shot not sure yet...

Prattle!

The sequal to Babble! (Not as funny.) Nudge decides it's time to throw out her dreams of bring a talk show host and become a writer!

MR Spoof!

A spoof on hopefully all the Maximum Ride books I already have the Angel Experiment Done!! (I'm spoofing((is that a word?)) the 4th book now!)

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Bones Therapy Session! by YourKarmaHitMyDharma reviews
Everyone gets together for a group therapy session! What could possibly happen? Mind the rating. COMPLETE CRACK!FIC. YAYNESS!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,255 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8223 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
The Flock's Playlist by blossom993 reviews
song list for each character. Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and maybe even Total
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
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MR SPOOF reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
Prattle: To Babble Endlessly reviews
Summary: Prattle: to babble endlessly. A two point vocab word. Nudge is over her talk show host dream and now wants to be a writer! Can she embarrass Max and Fang more then she did in Babble? FAX! And a little little little bit of Eggy...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009
Babble! reviews
3-4 shot not sure yet Nudge sets up a talk show at Dr M'S house with our favorite mutant bird kids. basically she rapid fires random/ weird questions at the kids and excepts answers awesome huh? Slight fax....
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete