Author has written 9 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Treasure Planet.
Hi. I am a teenager, very well educated and completely obsessed with PotC, esp. the awesome and so dang cool Davy Jones. I come across to most people as an eccentric and a freak. Oh well, that's life. I also like Beauty and the Beast, Master and Commander, Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Eragon, Star Wars, X-Men...pretty much all good action movies...I hate the sex parts though, yerg...I HATE CHICK FLICKS ESP. MEAN GIRLS!! I am not a stupid teenager with nothing to think about except sex, drugs, and stealing cars. I happen to be perhaps the weirdest girl kid in Mississippi. Oh well, at least I know i'm going to Heaven when I kick the bucket! (I am a Christian, and if you don't like it get off of my page!) I plan to remain a virgin forever because quite frankly it is my way of staying pure. Live with it!
As I have aforementioned I am TOTALLY obsessed with PotC. I can't say it enough! I have like three posters, tons of merchandise and stuff. It is my life's goal to actually sail on a sailing ship. YAY! Here's to all who think Davy Jones is not worth being obsessed with: YE DON'T KNOW WHO YE BE DEALIN' WITH! I OUGHTTA KILL YA RIGHT NOW! DO YE LOVE LIFE? I have his key and his locket and a BIG picture of the Flying Dutchman and I HATE Cutler Beckett. I am a Willabeth shipper, but personally I don't like either of 'em. Don't know why. I also like Jack and Barbossa. MONKEY!
And I am a Kingdom Hearts II FANATIC!! AXEL IS SOOOO HAWT! (in both senses of the word) Roxas is kewl too. I plan to do a fic that brings them both back into existence and kicks some butt!
Also I am a Treasure Planet nutcase. If Silver and his pirates were to attack my house tonight I'd be on my knees, not begging for my life to be spared, but begging PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!! Jim and I share a few things, like hair and eye color and the fact that our dads are both irresponsible, runaway losers. I am also aloof and a genius (fact, not boast!) and I like doing death defying junk. Keeps my existence interesting.
My Deviant Art name is Dixiepiratedavis. GO LOOK AT MY FABULOUS ART! I COMMAND THEE! http://dixiepiratedavis.deviantart.com/
Here is a list of my favorites!
Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest
Band: Nightwish, Evanescence, Celtic Woman, anything Celtic...
Clothing style: If it fits an' feels good on ya, an' ya like it, wear it!
Color: Aquamarine blue or black. Or both.
Foreign language: Scotch Gaelic, Old Norse
Foreign food: HAGGIS! hehehehe...and graffisk (guess what THAT is??)
Car: 2006 Chevy Impala, Royal Blue...sigh...aw who am I kidding I WANT A FLYING SHIP!
Book: Bible...followed by a gajillion fantasy books, historicals, war books and manga
Magazine: Brio and Brio Beyond
Place: The Sea or Great Britain, I'm flexible between the two
Perfume: Can't stand it! ACHOO!
Animal: Wolf, Kraken, Great White Shark, Cat, Wendol, Kelpie
TV show: Andy Griffith, Hogan's Heroes, CSI, House, Star Wars Clone Wars cartoons, cartoons and crime dramas
Here is a list of things that will let you know that you could be my friend:
1. You talk to yourself and often find more answers than you would talking to another person.
2. You often find yourself in Imagination Land.
3. You HATE math of any form. (me: BAZOOKA IT!)
4. You cried after Phantom of the Opera was over. (me: SHOOT CHRISTINE! PULL OUT HER EYES! RAAAGGH!)
5. You have fallen up the stairs...more than once. (me: it hurteth, I know)
6. You love Davy Jones. (me: yay!)
7. Poetry comes out of your brain all the time, even when you're trying to go to sleep.
8. YOU LIKE COFFEE! AND ARE ADD AT THE SAME TIME!
9. You dream big and wish to go abroad when you get the chance.
10. You wonder if you're an alien sometimes. (I know I do)
A FEW FAVORITE QUOTES...RANDOM HERE! :D
"We thought you was a toad!"
"DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!"
"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?"
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"
"I GOT A JAR O DIRT, I GOT A JAR O DIRT, AN' GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT??"
"The Dutchman sails as it's Captain commands!!" (insert evil glare at Beckett here)
Legolas: "THis is lembas bread...(yadda yadda yadda)...One loaf can fill a grown man's stomach for three days!"
Merry (to Pippin): "How many did you eat?"
(Pippin farts) XP
"I am Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Luke, I am your father!"
"If any man here fires a gun, he'd sure as better have it loaded an' ready to fire again, cause I'll be comin' after him!"
"My peanut." tehehehe :)
"My heart will always belong to ye."
MY OWN QUOTES BY ME:
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. And no I don't mean take em off and throw em at me!"
"SKUNKROACH!" (don't ask...ack)
"THere is only one word I can think of right now and that word is Pie!"
"If up is down, I'm on the right track."
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"I have the best purity plan. Beat the crap out of any boy, man or male who threatens my virginity."
"Ye have nerve, but I have the sword."
"HOW DARE YE INSULT TENTACLES!" (attacks said insulter with a Swiffer mop)
"If I had a pet it would be a squid. I'd keep it in a tank and feed it goldfish, an' then I'd sic it on Amanda." (she is my dad's gf, HISSSSSS!)
"This is one of those AAAACK moments I warned ye about!"
"It's a big red chicken!" (please don't ask...me feeling very small)
"There went the Ye Olde Farts Committee. Next comes Ye Powedered Wig Committee and Yon Flamer Mercer."
"I AM HAVING A THOR MOMENT!" (me with a sledge hammer looking evilly at a rock..poor rock)
"MWHAHAHAHA! DIE YE ROTTER DIE!" ( me chasing a defenseless cockroach, with a can of Raid and a flyswatter)
To everybody who reads this page: Happy birthday! I don't know if it's your birthday or not but still I'm either late or early!
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