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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
In Perpetuum by flute-player56 reviews
CURRENTLY BEING EDITED: Hermione is sent back in time to the Marauder's Era. What will happen when she does not have Harry around to provide information and clues about Voldemort? Some Lily/James, Remus/OC. Would love to hear what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall by starlight.moon.princess reviews
Given the chance to look into the Mirror of Erised, what would you see? ::A oneshot series:: ::Latest chapter - Hermione Granger::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Mirror of Erised, Hermione G.
The Sorting Hat's Rude Song by Lillia-Lillia reviews
It started out as a normal Sorting, just like any other year. But then the Sorting Hat got offensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
A Mummy for Norbert by slightlysmall reviews
Sure, young Norbert made a bit of a mess of the place, and had the inconvenient habit of breathing fire. The poor fella was so young yet, and didn't know any better, after all. No mummy could be better than he was, anyway. That was certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Rubeus H. - Complete
teach me how to fly by Exceeds Expectations reviews
The thing with your family is that no matter how much you love them, they will always clip your wings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
MarySue's Fabulously Perfect Adventures in Narnia by Captain Awesomesauce reviews
Mary-Sue SparkleHeart PrettyStar otherwise known as Fish wakes up in Narnia without any memory of how she got there except she knows something very tragic and dramatic happened. Found by Ed and Peter, will she find true lurv? NO SLASH, peeps, cos everybody loves Mary-Sue!read and review plz!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stories of Becoming Us by Selim reviews
A series of coinciding drabbles outlining the growing relationship between Hyde and Eric starting their junior year of HS and ending in the mid-80s. COMPLETE!
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,410 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Steven H., Eric F. - Complete
Yea, Though I Walk by Aurette reviews
After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,178 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pandora's Cauldron by ArsenicAngel reviews
After a detention with Professor Snape leaves her with questions, Hermione goes on a search to discover what drives her mysterious Potions Master. A search that leads her into a world of mastery and submission, and opens a Pandora's box between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Finding True Happiness by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione needed romance; Peeves needed a willing virgin. One lonely; one bored. Could they make magic together? Warning: Many lemons. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I'm not making any money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,030 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hermione G., Peeves - Complete
The Life and Lies of Sirius Black by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
'M' may be a bit strong. Harry and his friends take a look in Sirius' old pensieve. Better summery inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Puppetmaster by McHammer reviews
A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?
Sims - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lullaby by Tara1189 reviews
Sometimes there's a reason to fear the night. Ginny/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,049 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tooth and Claw by Getafixia reviews
Draco finds romance where, and when, he least expects it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Unfaithful by chikinita09 reviews
Ginny is going to marry her childhood crush, Harry Potter. On her hen party two weeks before her wedding, something happens between her and Hermione. And soon she realises that becoming Harry's wife isn't the only thing she wants. HG/GW, FEMSLASH, AU/AR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,225 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Who Framed Sirius Black? by Daniko reviews
Detective Remus Lupin wasn't supposed to get involved in the matter, but all the important information kept falling into his lap. NC-17; Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Caged Bird Sings by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She's scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn't when he won't tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blankets and Bedclothes by portmanteaux reviews
Hermione and Remus dance around each other a bit and come to hold each other in a certain regard. Fairly smutty, I think. Not compliant with anything. Caution: Not a whole lot of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Empty by remuslives reviews
Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione's Project by havelock reviews
HGSS, AU after Half Blood Prince, Deathly Hallows never happened. Hermione must complete a project, Severus Snape has been tasked to assist her. Working together can they save a familiar face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,867 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Must Not Tell Lies by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
The secret love affair between George Weasley and Harry Potter over many years. Follows canon including the epilogue, but with the addition of one romance. Complete. Please note: canon compliance means that this story involves infidelity; if that offends you then please don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 58,664 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
My imortal redub by ryou mint 4 eva reviews
My immortal translated into japanese with google translate and back into english by that
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - OC, Draco M.
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Pulled into Twilight by amaven reviews
Twilight fan-girl somehow gets transported into the fantasy world and is torn between wanting to stay and finding a way home. Rated 'M' for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,417 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward - Complete
Early Imprint: Quil's Story by IamKate reviews
Quil Ateara imprinted on Claire Young when she was two and got punched in the face for it. How does Quil handle his imprint as she ages through the years? Here's Quil's story with all the ups and downs when you have an "Early Imprint." Canon/Dark Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 167,489 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Fate Worse Than Death by nosleep3 reviews
New Moon AU, E/B. After Edward leaves her, Bella's haze and her danger magnet lead her down a path of abandonment, insanity, and the very edge of death. How do the pieces of her life fit back together again? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,935 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Their Greater Good by keelhaulrose reviews
After leaving Bella Edward heads to England on strange advice from Alice. There he finds a great battle, and a new vampire, Hermione, who might be able to make him feel whole again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 145,254 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Ask Alice by VampricFaeryGirl reviews
Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. This is her story. Before, during, and after the asylum.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,283 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
With Chagrin by Captain Atticus reviews
Fanfiction? What? Oneshot. Uh.... Bella and Edward. Yeah. They use the word "chagrin" a lot in Twilight, did you know?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Filthy Little Mudblood by Lupinswolfie reviews
Hermione was taken by Death Eaters and given to Lucius as a slave. What will become of her as she dabbles in the dark arts and Lord Voldemort as well? Will she save the world? Will she even want to? HermioneLucius and HermioneTom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,108 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Soul Crossing by KitMay reviews
If we were alive today, we would never have met' When the Order learn of Voldemort’s latest plan, they embark on a mission to destroy the Veil for good. But when the mission goes wrong and Hermione is pulled in, who can she turn to? Regulus Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,091 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,603 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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