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Author has written 11 stories for Wrestling, Nightmare Before Christmas, House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, X-Men: The Movie, Bleach, South Park, and Dragon Ball Z.

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Broken Doorway by Ranoko reviews
A young girl literally crashes into the world of Halloween. But will she be accepted, or shunned? Being different, even in a world of monsters and demons, can make things really tough. Plus, having an underhanded plot against you doesn't help.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,296 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 9/23/2007
Kaito House by vinterse reviews
The lilac-colored Kaito house was the only piece of land north of the lighthouse not owned by the Monsanto Corporation. Its reclusive resident was skeptical of local myths… until one washed up on her doorstep.
Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,642 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Fujimoto - Complete
Lilium Inter Spinas by OrangeHush reviews
An odd supernatural South Park tale featuring FFNet OCs. Some of of our favorite South Park residents get on with the business of high school with the occasional trip to hell... Language/drinking/drug use/naughtiness. R&R. Epilogue up. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Excited or Afraid? by horrorhappy12 reviews
Angie, an unusual girl who draws her favorite fictinal characters, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and Jason Voorhees, wakes up to finding them in her bedroom. Should she be excited, or afraid for her life? r&r, please :
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007
The Killing Kind by bitemebeezlebub reviews
Jason finds he has a different kind of obsession with one of the counselors at Camp Crystal Lake
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Intelligence Doesn't Mix With Nature by Short Moose reviews
A new girl shows up at Dakota Union High. But what will happen when Virgil and Richie find out who she really is? This is part 1/10 of the Andi Hojem series. I don't own anything/anyone except for Andi.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Murmaider by Red Lioness reviews
The band meets a mysterious and beautiful stranger who enchants Toki. Toki should not love things.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Toki W.
I've Been Waiting for You by SlyFox315 reviews
There really is someone out there for everyone. Toad/OC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,242 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Toad
Diary of an Outsider by sodapop765 reviews
For all of you that have read 'Lizard's first, this is a possible future for Charlotte and Lizard told through Charlotte's diary that Doug finds when he goes through the mines to the trailer.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008
Devil Boy by the-lovecat reviews
One person remember Otis B. Driftwood as Devil boy from her childhood.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007
For Mr Oogey Boogey by Akari-Aiko reviews
Lock, Shock, and Barrel decide to give Boogey a gift. Trickery ensues. Written by Akari.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
An Escapist From A Conformist World by SillyGirlMariah reviews
May Lynn escaped Ruggsville Asylum for the Mentally Ill, she ends up at Spauldings and he introduces her to Otis. They share the same hunger. HO1C OtisxOC
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008
Confessions of a MetaHuman by Audrey Kasm reviews
Blaze is an 18-year-old girl that was made part of the Meta-Breed after Hotstreak found her on the street. After being arressted by police she confesses everything she did as part of the Meta-Breed, hoping the Meta-Breed will rescue her soon.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Barrel's Story by Barrel luv reviews
Lock, Shock, and Barrel from the day they meet. Find out how they come into the Holiday world. This is my theory on their story. Sorry for the bad summary. This is my first story, so please, be thoughtful.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Robbing the Cradle by Failure Turtle reviews
When Vickie Guerrero hires a new member of Team Guerrero, everything seems fine and dandy...That is until her new friend reveals her true motives for joining forces with the General Manager of SmackDown. EdgexOC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Edge
Have A Nice Day by RogueArrow reviews
How would Matt feel if he found out he has missed out on nearly 15 years of his daughter’s life? And that she loves wrestling, gets into trouble and is basically a mini female Jeff, with a touch of himself? Lets find out shall we? No OC love at the moment
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,585 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007
New School by dj-ssdd reviews
She literally had no friends at her old school but on the first day at her new school she makes 3 friends, all 3 are guys. How will she feel about this new school and what will her new friends think about the secrets she's hiding?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,521 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Of Smiles So Loud by Silawen reviews
Christian has a very weird way of trying to convince Rhino to join his team. Hints at Rhino/Christian.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Killing in the Name by Failure Turtle reviews
Ten WWE Superstars get snowed in the arena with no way out and no cell phone service. When one of them is mysteriously murdered, one by one they all share the same fate. Who is doing this and why are they doing it? T for language. Complete
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Jeff Hardy, John Cena - Complete
Black Leather Beauties by WD's KiT-TaY reviews
Rachel's a drifter and a weird loner who only dreams of being with her father, Hannibal Nicalls. One day she decides to go back to her past and face him. Except she has to pass a certain Uncle to get to him. OMG! I'VE FINALLY REVEALED THE SICKENING TRUTH!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,658 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007
Bloodobsessed by I Love-Hate him reviews
Matt Hardy see's how bad he's hurt Shannon.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Dignity? by razmatazz3000 reviews
To have your clothes disappearing while you're in the showers is only funny when it's not happening to you. TNA fic.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
The Bad Touch by reine Seele reviews
Freddy vs. Jason era, Jasoncentric. Running can only take a girl so far before she has to fight back. Though I'm not exactly sure this is what you would call fighting...more like wrestling...or just sex, y'know. COMPLETE,Language,MF,MC,Nec,Oneshot,PWP
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by SexyPunk54 reviews
Mark Calaway, The Undertaker, is all healed up. He comes back with a old look and someone of the back of his Harley.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,521 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
It's What You Do To Me by DeathByBeauty reviews
[FORMALLY KNOWN AS 'THE MOORE I LOVE YOU']He's a heart throb, a highflyin' athlete, and an outstanding Superstar. But his life soon comes to a screeching hault when his exgirlfriend comes into town. And who's the little girl calling her mommy? ShannonOC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
Noodle's First Halloween by cucumber-san reviews
Noodle's going out trickortreating for the first time with 2D and Murdoc! Cute moment between Noodle and Muds. Oneshot! Rated T for Murdoc's language
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Second Glance by FHGVZEhyde reviews
It’s been eight years since the second Bang. Static and Gear are in Gotham hunting down a killer and the only other living Bang Baby is trying to keep his family out of the line of fire even as he's dragged straight into the heart of the blaze. Finished!
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,183 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hotstreak, Virgil/Static - Complete
Cuddles by SweetGA07 reviews
Jamie Gerin is 24 years old and married to wrestling superstar Terry Gerin AKA The War Machine Rhino. What happens when Jamie gets in the business and finds out she is pregnant?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Who's Nightmare? by LoneGunGirl88 reviews
Freddy visits two girls in their dreams, but finds that he can't hurt them because they don't fear him. Now he's stuck with a fangirl and a wiseass in his dreamworld who won't leave him alone. Who's nightmare is it again? Lowered rating. Chap 27 up.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,432 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
The Daughters of Satan by state gem reviews
When Meghan steps out of the taxi her whole world flips. Will Murdoc ever love his own daughters?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Dakota Tales by Elfangor87 reviews
The second Big Bang has created and recreated the Bang Baby threat. Many of them left the city in fear of another cure but two remained to protect her. This is the tale of these two and allies they found.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,355 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Barrels Song by Carebear1 reviews
I wrote this poem for my Poetry class in college. We were supposed to put ourselves in the perspective of a character that popped into our head. Barrel was the first one, and the teacher liked it. I hope you do too.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Silicon GIRL by Shekahla reviews
Dib has been entertaining the idea of using GIR as a model for building his own SIR. When Dib sees that he has an opportunity to do so, he jumps at the chance. Zim, however, is furious to learn that Dib kidnapped GIR. OC warning. No ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
All in the Family by TheNatasSisters reviews
Noodle died in the tragedy that was El Mannana and the band is desperate for a new guitarist. Then enters the 20 year old guitarist Kathryn, Kathryn Niccals. That's right Murdoc's little sister! 2DOc
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006
Peace Of Mind by Darqstar reviews
Otis' thoughts as he awaits his next victim. Rated for language. Reviews would be nice.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Complete
A Firefly Valentine's Day by Zandoz reviews
Short little thing I wrote on Valentine's Day lol. House of 1000 Corpses fan fiction.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Through the Green Glass Door by Stamina Pendragon reviews
When a new girl arived in Dakota,Virgil didn't think anything of it, but when troble follows after her, can Satic and Gear be enough to save her? and how is Hotstreak involved? Is it just smoke,or is there fire underneath all the ice?
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Hot Flash Backs by Ginger Alli reviews
Hotstreak goes to visit a place that holds memories, both good and bad, to find himself.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2005
Son of Otis by Zandoz reviews
House of 1000 Corpses fan fiction. The sequel to Seed of Evil: years later, Stacy's son begins to wonder where he came from and causes trouble everywhere he goes. What will happen if he finds daddy dearest?
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Seed of Evil by Zandoz reviews
House of 1000 Corpses fan fictionSee my boy Otis and the rest in action. A journalism student stumbles her way onto the Firefly family. Blood and fun ensues.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Complete
Lock, Shock, and Barrels Daytime Talkshow by Jack Bones reviews
Lock hosts a hillarious talkshow. My first NBC fic. R&R please.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2003
Welcome To The ImagINation by xtremer11135 reviews
Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, Hurricane Helms, and Lita try to save a world that only exists in Jeff's mind, at least that is what they think.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003
Should I? Should't I? by IwillmarryJustinTimberlake reviews
Lock and Shock wait for Barrel. Alone...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2003
Now You Gotta Kiss Me by Mistress Kat reviews
One-shot fic...Pure Lock/Shock Fluff..I was crazed when I wrote this...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Complete
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Angel's Rising reviews
N/A
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008
Crazy Little Thing Called Love? reviews
BarrelxOC. There's a better summary inside. R'n'R! Please! T certain reasons. I suck at summaries. I was listening to Crazy Little thing Called Love by Queen as I typed this.....
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Bush Meat reviews
So, someone on Deviant Art came up with the name. I never see Rufus R.J stuff. Her name is Emily, she left a LONG time ago, and now she's back. But, who is that with her? Read and find out sorry about sucky summary
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009
I Hope You know, You're Hitting On Your Daughter reviews
They started out as two girls from Rukon District 80, after becoming Shinigami they ranked up faster than anyone else. Centuries later, one decides to look for an old friend, but she's got someone new with her. ShinjiOC HollowIchigoOC in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Shinji H., Dark Ichigo
Disillusion
Noun-a freeing or a being freed from illusion or conviction; disenchantment. Krillin, Yamcha One-shot. Not yaoi! Yamcha has sticky fingers and enjoys taking things that should belong to Krillin...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Krillin, Yamcha - Complete
How the words Goat and Cart can change two lives reviews
A short one-shot involving Kyle, Kyle's girlfriend, Kyle's dad, underwear, and Hebrew. Kyle/OC. Better than it sounds, trust me. "T. T is for turtle" because teen Kyle has sex...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
My Bloody Valentine reviews
Oh my love, please don't cry, I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life. Logan has a little problem, Scott, and he finally figures out how to solve that problem. One-sided Logan/Jean. One-shot Review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Jean G. - Complete
The One That Stayed reviews
Matt Hardy wakes up in bed with his best friend, and remembers everything. One-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Union Pines High School reviews
When Melanie moves to Cameron, she meets a couple of guys that change her life forever.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Messing with Cena reviews
Cody, Ted and their new friend Erica have some fun at Cena's expense.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
If You Like That reviews
Curt Hawkins found the one he's always wanted. Song-fic.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete